dhibooks Chapter 38
Chapter 38
Next, let’s analyze the situation of the two hostile alliances in the country server. Although there are not many big bosses, they are not very passionate, but there are fights every day, and after the fight, you still have to drool, or you may drool while fighting, or you may not fight. Just saliva, it is quite lively.To briefly summarize it in two sentences, there are many demons who are obsessed with death, and there are fewer people and more exotic flowers.
The first thing to talk about must be the alliance with thick thighs and crotch tights.Before the second-year boy came, there were four forces in the crotch: hold the thick legs tightly to pretend to be aggressive; Hong Xing; the sexy uncle delivered the express (formed by the merger of Uncle Gives You Candy and World Express) and soy sauce to make the thick thighs old For those who forgot their power names, we only use soy sauce.After the introduction, let's analyze them one by one.
Hug your thick legs so you can act coquettishly, there are not many people, and the equipment is quite good. The hobby of the power master is stupid white sweet thick thighs is to cry weak. There are too many of you who bully the few. We die against the wind every day and become dogs. You bully me Chinese It's not good, the old king's ugly head disgusts us and so on.
Hong Xing, a bunch of hot-tempered gangsters, the most popular faction in the whole countryside, but they are all civilian players, although they all talk about loyalty, but let's not talk about quality when they drool.
The sexy uncle delivers the courier, the group of people that uncle gave you sweets at first... I always feel that they are not here to play games, but to fall in love, and they are not focused on fighting. Walking on the road of war power is also because the power master's girl was robbed.They would be late every time the forces gathered before the battle, and the thick thighs would always shout at the top of their lungs: "Uncles! Don't think about what fashion to wear anymore! Come and gather soon, okay? It's a mess and no one cares what you wear Doesn’t it look good!” After beating the person and disappearing, the thick thighs were crying while looking for someone: “Uncles, come out, stop masturbating, can you hold back for a while in two hours, can you?” Since the merger of Dahuang After the express delivery, under the encouragement of the express uncle "how to protect your girl if you don't fight well", the uncles finally got a little bit of fighting spirit, but as soon as Xiaohongzao passed by...they got old again. This kind of pornography doesn't even bother to make mosaics, and there are countless descendants of them left on the map of Dahuang.
As for us only making soy sauce...
Thick thighs often ask: "Why did the channel suddenly have so many people?!"
Sangbiao: "That's soy sauce."
Thick thighs: "What? What is soy sauce?"
Sang Biao: "Brothers of the Alliance!"
Thick thighs suddenly realized: "Oh~Isee~Isee~I remember~"
It's just so non-existent.
The last is the adventures of the second-year boy. You can tell from the name of the power, a group of second-year illnesses that cannot be cured.
The number of people in the old Wangtou's alliance is about the same as holding his crotch tight to pretend to be aggressive. It may be a little worse in combat effectiveness, but it will not be hanged and beaten. The two sides enjoy each other every day, but no one can remember why it happened in the first place Fight.
Probably because the old Wang's head is so ugly.
Although no one suffers when pushing against each other, once the saliva starts to drool, the old Wang's head can only suffer a big loss in a muffled voice. In the front, there is Sangbiao who does not cover the pain of the old Wang's head, and there is Fan Dabao, who secretly pokes and pokes the thick thighs. Turning the corner and spraying people, the old Wangtou hates it, he can't scold Sangbiao, and he can't beat Fan Dabao behind his thick thighs, what should we do?Sangbiao can't help it. As for Fan Dabao, who is addicted to money, he should be able to deal with it.
At first, the old Wang wanted to try to buy Fan Dabao, so that he would not try to do dirty tricks for his thick thighs. Fan Dabao counted the money happily and promised: "Shock! Hit! Hit! Boss Wang hits everything!" But he He used to only collect money and do nothing, but the next day, he repeated the pattern of spraying Lao Wang's head with his thick thighs. Lao Wang went to ask Fan Dabao what happened, and Fan Dabao said innocently: "I don't know, no What I did was thought up by my thighs!"
The old Wangtou said angrily: "You think I am 250?! Thick thighs can't even speak Mandarin well!"
"Hey! You don't know that, do you?" Fan Dabao said mysteriously, "Let me tell you secretly, didn't he go back to China last year? Then he went to Songshan and met a master who was so good Shaolin Kungfu has not yet been mastered and can play Wing Chun without a teacher, just like this~ I have opened up Ren Du's two veins, don't speak Mandarin now, what a trough!" Fan Dabao said with his fingers, "What Cantonese, Hangzhou dialect, Sichuan dialect? Mandarin, Northeast dialect, Shaanxi dialect, tsk tsk tsk tsk, you know everything, and you can speak it smoothly!"
Old Wang scratched his bare head and cursed: "Do you really think I'm a fool?"
Fan Dabao thought to himself, you are what you are, and then flattered: "What I said is true, you ask everywhere, is my Fan Dabao famous for collecting money to eliminate disasters and honest business? He suddenly ascended, and I I can't control it~"
The old Wangtou half-believed and doubted: "Then do you have a solution? Let Sangbiao and thick thighs stop scolding so badly?"
Fan Dabao said: "There is no other way, the best thing is to stand in the position of relatives and friends and let them pay attention to their image."
Old Wang patted Fan Dabao's shoulder: "That's up to you, brother."
Fan Dabao took out his abacus: "It's easy to say, boss, clearly mark the price~"
The old Wangtou cursed secretly: "Fuck!" Then obediently paid.
The next day, he was sprayed all over again.
The old Wangtou immediately approached Fan Dabao angrily, pointed to the regional channel and asked, "What's going on?! Are you fooling me?"
Fan Dabao sighed and shook his head, "You've already given me a lot of face. Didn't you realize that they didn't mention your Mediterranean Sea today? If I wasn't here, even your local dog would scold you."
The old Wangtou said with disgust: "Get out, get out!"
Fan Dabao rolled over three times and left.
Later, when Fan Dabao married Mi Xiaolian, in the eyes of the old Wangtou, he was like a bully taking a woman from a good family and should be struck by lightning. Watching him hugging Mi Xiaolian, his teeth itch with hatred, Fan Dabao is also a good pretender, even in this situation, he still hasn't broken face with Old Wang, still Boss Wang is good Boss Wang, Boss Wang has business to take care of Me, and I still only collect money and do nothing.
Therefore, Lao Wangtou, who has been deceived many times but has always believed that Fan Dabao will do good things if he takes money, has an IQ of no more than 60, so he loves him for 30 seconds.