[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Chapter 37

After Tian Ti died like a dog and came out, Fan Dabao wiped the blood all over his face and said to Mi Xiaolian who was wiping the blood all over his body (Fan Dabao's): "My mother and my second uncle, I can't get along with Group B. Duta horse powder magnetic rod big magnetic rod."

Mi Xiaolian said: "This season is coming to an end, I'm probably here to get more active. Haven't you noticed that there are more scams?"

Fan Dabao: "Then why are all the cheats on your side?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Like attracts like."

Fan Dabao nodded: "It also makes sense, although it sounds like something is wrong."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Are you still fighting?"

Fan Dabao: "Fight, fight, don't finish the mission on the battlefield."

Mi Xiaolian said: "It's better to wash the flag more, and leave the hand-to-hand combat to the bosses."

Fan Dabao: "Adversary, opponent, let's wash the flag, and let you die~"

Mi Xiaolian asked, "What's the matter with your accent?"

Fan Dabao: "Don't worry about anything, Grandma Guo's new joke~"

Mi Xiaolian: "So you just died and became an emperor."

Fan Dabao: "If you don't fail, you don't know the joy of victory. Let's go, wash the flag again~"

After finishing speaking, he clicked on the npc and was about to apply, only to see the grandma Tuan shouting on the power channel: "Stop beating, and tell me what happened to the little sweet potato and the second boss."

Fan Dabao asked: "Is there any benefit?"

Grandma Tuan said, "Yes, I will give you two slaps."

Fan Dabao said: "Beating a dog depends on the owner, don't you think so? Mi Xiaolian?"

Mi Xiaolian said indifferently: "Yes, Ah Tuan is too disrespectful to me... two slaps are not enough, at least five slaps."

Fan Dabao took a sip and said, "The most poisonous woman's heart!"

Guo Dahua said urgently: "Then you should tell quickly, I have a hunch that this is a super bloody story."

Fan Dabao scratched his feet and said, "Yes, yes, my fiancée is an idiot for the box-sealing drama at the end of 2013."

Then Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian sang together and vividly acted out what happened just now like a cross talk, but the audience didn't react at all.

Grandma Tuan said blankly: "It's so fake..."

Guo Dahua yawned and said, "Idol dramas from ten years ago are not performed like this anymore."

Mi Xiaolian asked Fan Dabao: "Do you believe it?"

Fan Dabao was startled and said, "Do you believe it? You can only believe one punctuation in ten sentences."

Mi Xiaolian: "...Huh?"

Fan Dabao and his pretty tenants were all stunned, and asked in unison: "You don't really believe it?!"

Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly and said, "I don't believe it...well, I believe it."

Grandma Tuan couldn't help but admire: "Fuck, there are still such simple people in the world."

Guo Dahua said: "Otherwise, why would I follow Dabao~"

Fan Dabao patted Mi Xiaolian on the shoulder and said, "It's nothing, with Master here, no one will be able to deceive you in the future."

Grandma Tuan said: "Yeah, and then you just got tricked by him."

Fan Dabao scolded: "Elbow~Elbow~ what's the matter with you, the meeting is over! I'm going to play with ladders." Just when he clicked on the application page, he remembered something again, clapped his hands and said, "After watching the cross talk, why not?" Don't give money, if you have money, you can make money, and if you have money, you want to make money, give me money quickly!"

Grandma Tuan: "I'm on duty, bye."

Guo Dahua: "I'm going to hang up, bye."

Fan Dabao shook his head and said helplessly, "Stingy, drink cold water, there is no salvation~"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Boss, what about my salary? I didn't lose my effort just now."

Fan Dabao waved his hand and said, "As for the accounting, we will ask them to collect it tomorrow."

Mi Xiaolian nodded, and then asked cautiously: "You really can't believe what Big and Small Sweet Potato said?"

Fan Dabao said: "Oh my god, why do you have more lips than a straight man, is it true or not, wait and see~ I applied for it~"

Mi Xiaolian: "Okay, let's wash the flag."

Then both of them died like dogs and came out. The disheartened Fan Dabao decided not to beat him, and then brandished a small whip to enslave Mi Xiaolian to dig grass to make clothes. Mi Xiaolian cried and asked, "Why do you still need to make clothes?" ah?"

Fan Dabao said: "Wow, you are so charming and have no clothes to wear."

Mi Xiaolian: "When did you get another ball?"

Fan Dabao: "There's nothing you can do, now I have a child to raise."

Mi Xiaolian thought in her heart, I want a divorce, I want to throw the child away!In the end, he obediently dug the grass and listened to Fan Dabao's cross talk while digging, which amused him a lot.

The two passed by the south gate and found that Silly Daque was still there, Fan Dabao stepped forward to make a model, shook his head and regretted, "Poor thing, it's cold."

Mi Xiaolian said: "Yeah, let's bury it, and erect a monument for him, what should I write on it?"

Fan Dabao said: "Just write 'It is not born to be infatuated with love, there is no place in the world for lovesickness' so annoying."

Mi Xiaolian said, "Isn't this still lovesickness?"

Fan Dabao said: "So, knowing that lovesickness is hard."

Mi Xiaolian said: "But I want to miss love."

Silly Daque suddenly raised his head and scolded: "I'm about to stink, are you going to bury me? Xiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiuxiu, be careful that I will shoot you through overnight!"

Fan Dabao disdainfully said: "Your magic defense, which is only enough to protect your crotch? Mi Xiaolian poisoned you to death!"

Mi Xiaolian nodded proudly.

Silly Daque thought he was unlucky, and buried his head back in the ground: "Paralysis, go away! Don't bother me!"

Fan Dabao said, "Okay, let's dig grass~"

Mi Xiaolian asked again: "Tell me, are you stupid and unreliable?"

Fan Dabao said: "Based on his IQ, he must have believed it."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

So here comes the question, is what the big and small sweet potatoes said is true?

The next night, Silly Daque went online and continued to stand up dead at the south gate without any interest. When you talk to him one sentence at a time, he always responds with "I want to be quiet, but I don't know what quiet is." Who, go and play by yourself" blocked.

Just after lying down for less than 5 minutes, I saw Little Potato wearing the third-generation disciple uniform, bouncing towards Silly Da Que (the corpse) like a smart deer, shouting as he ran, "Que Que~ ~~~~~~~”

Silly Daque suddenly woke up and got up quickly, and was thrown into his arms by Little Sweet Potato, and then Silly Daque was really stupid, and asked: "Big sister?"

Little Sweet Potato nodded against her red face and said, "Queque, it's me!"

Silly and full of tears, he said: "Big sister! Your dad is willing to let you play the game?" (Fan Dabao: "Look, he just believed it!")

Little Sweet Potato blinked her round eyes and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Silly Daque said: "Yeah? Yesterday your sister told your uncle that you were going to take the high school entrance examination, so your father stopped playing games for you, and then you escaped marriage and changed to a server."

Little Sweet Potato touched Silly Daque's forehead, and asked with concern: "Queque, you don't have a fever, do you? I took the high school entrance examination ten years ago, and where did I get my little sister from?"

Silly Daque said in surprise: "Fuck? What's going on?!"

Little Sweet Potato also asked puzzledly: "What are you talking about, Que, our friendship is full today, it's time to get engaged."

Silly Daque pointed to the top of his head in disbelief: "Look at which server we are in now, and look at what day it is today."

Little Sweet Potato took a look, covered his head and said, "Ah! What happened, my head hurts!"

Silly Da Que vomited blood silently: "Mabi, my heart hurts again."

Then Big Potato came over with an anxious expression on his face. He saw Silly Daque clutching his chest and looking at Little Potato holding his head and screaming in pain, he hurriedly stepped forward to support Little Potato and said, "Your body is not well yet, you Why are you running around?"

Silly Daque pointed to Big Sweet Potato and said, "Ask him, he was the one who said yesterday that you are going to pass the high school entrance examination and your dad won't let you play games."

Big Potato waved Silly Daque's hand away and said: "Hugh is so rude! When did I tell you that?!"

Silly Daque stepped on the ground: "Just what the fuck said yesterday, and what the fuck said here!"

Big Potato frowned and said with a serious face: "You are so talented! Seeing that you are sincere to my sister, I have decided to marry my sister to you. I didn't expect that you would find such an excuse to regret the marriage." ?!"

Silly and quickly said: "Who the hell regretted the marriage? It was you who escaped the marriage first! Marry again if you have the guts!"

Big Sweet Potato snorted coldly: "Dream, sister, let's go, it's not worth being sad for this kind of man, uncle will help you find a good one."

Silly Daque was so angry that he was incoherent: "Emma, ​​no, I said what's the matter with you? Didn't you say it yesterday? Didn't her account belong to my little sister yesterday? Why don't you admit it? I have witnesses, I have witnesses! You wait, I will call the thick thighs and those two loving dogs to testify for me!"

Big Potato said: "Hmph, you bought it, right? Little sister, don't trust him, let's go!"

Little Sweet Potato stood up weakly and said, "No, Uncle, I trust him." Then she looked at Silly Daque with tears in her eyes, "Qianque, I trust you...you must lie to me for my own good , don't want to make me too sad..."

Silly Daque threw the hair-loss bow to the ground: "Damn it! Who the hell lied to you? Are you two bitches fucking playing me?!"

Little Sweet Potato was startled, his head fainted in Big Sweet Potato's arms, he pointed at Silly Daque angrily with shaking hands, and said, "You, you, you...you actually said that about me, I misread you, I didn't expect You are this kind of person, this marriage, I will not end it! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Big and small sweet potatoes turned around and saw that I was your aunt coming over with Fan Dabao's ear, followed by Mi Xiaolian who was holding back a smile. Aunt said to big and small sweet potatoes, "Let's go? Where are you going?"

Fan Dabao grinned and said, "Aunt, Aunt, take it easy! Take it easy!"

Auntie let go of Fan Dabao and said, "Let me lead the way and charge me money, how shameless are you?"

Fan Dabao suddenly became angry: "That's where the idiot is, you were God just now, if you dare to fuck with me now, I'll just..."

The aunt raised her head and asked, "How is it? You still want to bully me?"

I'm your aunt, 69's little dad, in order to hide in the bushes and sneak up on the enemy in order to go to the battlefield, I adjusted my height to the lowest, so he only stood up to Fan Dabao's chest and a little lower.

Fan Dabao looked down at his aunt and said, "I'll scold you!"

My aunt shook her head: "Huh? I'm afraid you will scold me, so you just leave me alone." After finishing speaking, the aunt looked at the big and small sweet potatoes with her hands crossed and said, "You two just left like this if you have the guts. , Either speak clearly, or be prepared to stay in the safe zone, or immediately pack up your things and go to server and leave, you choose yourself."

Big Sweet Potato said: "Waiting for Xiaoxiao, dare you to try with one of my fingers?"

Aunt shook her head again: "Why? You want to scold me too?"

Big Sweet Potato sneered: "Look at our power, but this one is the strongest one, do you dare to do it?"

Fan Dabao interjected: "The thigh said, don't care about the two of them, kill or cut as you please."

My aunt raped/smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll call someone."

Big Sweet Potato immediately faltered: "Don't, don't, just say something!" Then he adjusted his expression, and immediately cried out with his nose full of snot, "I didn't mean to lie to you."

Fan Dabao: "My eldest sister really has a heart attack, the doctor said she won't live long."

Big Sweet Potato: "Big Sister, she really has a heart attack. The doctor said she won't live long..."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Silly Daque fell to the ground again.

The aunt interrupted: "Come again? You're such a mentally handicapped bullshit that it's okay."

Mi Xiaolian: "..." QAQ

Big Potato said anxiously: "It's true, I didn't lie to you this time!"

My aunt laughed and said, "Continue, continue to make up."

Just as Big Potato was about to speak, Little Potato pushed him away and said, "Uncle, let me tell you!"

Aunt looked at Little Sweet Potato with a sneer: "Hey, are you feeling dizzy or heartache anymore?"

Little Sweet Potato asked, "Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me?"

The aunt shrugged: "Relax the atmosphere, I am surrounded by four stupid breaths, and I am a little dizzy."

Fan Dabao counted the people around him: "One, two, three, four, five, six, there are six people, which four?"

Mi Xiaolian: "What do you think?"

Little Sweet Potato said: "You have always been like this. Every time I talk, you just laugh and make fun of me? I am a serious person. You don't know me, but I also have a heart!"

Aunt: "I just like to laugh more, and everyone is just playing happily."

Little Sweet Potato: "No! When you see my people, you see my heart! You hurt me!"

The aunt said contemptuously, "What are you talking about?"

Little Sweet Potato: "If you think I didn't do well in this matter, you can just say it. If it's not good, I can change it. Why do you keep laughing? I also have weak moments!"

Fan Dabao whispered to Mi Xiaolian: "What did she say?"

Mi Xiaolian shook her head.

Little Sweet Potato continued: "If you have any comments, OK, tell me in person, or you are welcome to visit my Netease blog and leave a message!"

My aunt was also dumbfounded, and said, "Remember to take medicine when you go out! Hey! Be careful of your heart, you are young."

Little Sweet Potato said: "Life is full of flavors, there is no smooth sailing, only when you meet the key people." As she spoke, she looked at the stupid Daque who was laying his corpse on the ground again, "I also hurt others unintentionally, but as long as my own shadow Just right! People should be sad and happy in this life, sour, sweet, bitter, and hot always have the same taste, and it’s meaningless. Without sadness, how can you know how good happiness is!"

Fan Dabao said to Mi Xiaolian: "I seem to have heard this before."

Mi Xiaolian: "How can you know the joy of victory without failure, as you said."

Fan Dabao suddenly realized: "Oh~ no wonder it sounds familiar."

Little Sweet Potato continued to give a bitter speech: "Life is very difficult. I have to be trained every day at work. It is so hard! Every night I am tired when I sleep, have nightmares, shout loudly, no one responds, wake up, the boundless darkness, the daytime I'm afraid of being lonely at home, it would be nice if the little sister who treats me badly would be with me, and the person in my heart would show up!" She looked at Silly Daque affectionately again, "My three views have changed..."

Silly Da Que jumped up, became mad, and shouted: "Grass mud horse! What nonsense are you talking about!" Then he turned on the wearer and buzzed ~ a night wolf beat the little sweet potato until there was only a little blood left, and diudiu two more The vine kudzu killed the little sweet potato.

Big Potato hugged Little Potato's body and cried, "Big Sister!" He pointed at Silly Da Que and cursed, "Big Sister has deep affection for you. It's true that she has a congenital heart disease. She has been under too much mental pressure since she was a child. Only then did the personality split into a healthy little girl. The older the younger girl appears, the more our family can only cooperate with her. When the little girl really exists, in fact, it is the little girl who forces you to watch the stars and rainbows with her. , so she is afraid that one day the younger sister will be hated by you if she makes too much trouble, and she is also afraid that if she gets too sick, she may forget you or die, so she will leave you cruelly. Why do you treat her like this?! Why don't you Are you willing to understand her?!"

Silly Daque was stunned: "Huh?"

Fan Dabao: "I seem to believe it a little too."

Mi Xiaolian: "..." I totally believed it.

My aunt said: "Hey, hey! Wake up, haven't you been cheated enough?"

Big Sweet Potato said: "What else is there to lie to you? Let me tell you the truth. The doctor said that my sister will not live until 2014. How many days do you have left?"

At this time, Little Sweet Potato came back to life, looked at Silly Daque disheartened and said: "I love you so much, but you don't want to believe me. I have nothing to say, Silly Daque, let's wait and see." .”

Silly Daque quickly explained: "No, you have something to say slowly..."

Little Potato waved her hand: "From now on, whoever takes the initiative to say a word to anyone will be the grandson. I heard that you want to thicken the thigh alliance? I will make it possible for you." She said to Big Potato, "Uncle, we Go to dominate the world, and take revenge on those ungrateful thick thighs."

Then the big and small sweet potatoes resolutely withdrew their power, and instantly became the symbol of power that dominates the world.

The little sweet potato resolutely left a sentence of "I'll do it for myself" and sent it away with the big sweet potato.

Silly Daque stared at all this in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

Fan Dabao quietly said to Mi Xiaolian: "Why do I think all this is the old Wang's conspiracy?"

Mi Xiaolian nodded: "What a game of chess..."

Fan Dabao: "But with his IQ, he must not have such a scheming."

Mi Xiaolian nodded.

After the incident, no matter if he didn't believe it or not, he still held a three-point resentment and seven-point guilt towards Little Sweet Potato, so he didn't immediately join the Crotch Tightening and Pretending to be Forceful Alliance, but just spent every day with his middle school partners in a daze. In a daze in the country clothes, the dungeon is used to support the elderly, and the hero can't just touch the second boy casually, and the two sides live in peace.

Exactly one week has passed, and in the blink of an eye, it’s 2014. Little Sweet Potato can’t overcome the calamity. These two days, I’m too stupid to dare to go online, for fear of getting some bad news, but I don’t dare not to go online, for fear of missing out. Good news will be regretted for life, so he habitually passes by a few sacred stones that are red and pinched each other every day, and seeing that the account of Little Sweet Potato is still alive and kicking, he teleports away contentedly.The toss made him lose a lot of weight.

Then my aunt couldn't stand it any longer, and called Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian: "Do you know anyone who dominates the world?"

Fan Dabao said, "Yes."

Aunt: "Who?"

Fan Dabao: "Old Wangtou, the power master."

Aunt: "Can you ask him something for me?"

Fan Dabao: "I'm afraid not."

Aunt: "Why?!"

Fan Dabao said proudly: "I stole his goddess, hahahahahaha~"

Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly.

Aunt: "Okay, you can go now."

Fan Dabao rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you want to inquire about Little Sweet Potato?"

Aunt: "You're pretty smart."

Fan Dabao proudly said, "Even if you ask Old Wang, that bum won't tell you the truth. I have other ways."

Aunt: "What way?"

Fan Dabao rubbed his fingers: "Have some of this."

Aunt: "Go away!"

Later, Fan Dabao found out with his conscience that he took his aunt to find Sangbiao, and Sangbiao found the little fairy 007 (male, playing with a nanny) who she placed in Xiongxia, and the five of them hid in the bottom of the valley from Jiyuan for a meeting.

Aunt asked Fan Dabao, "Why do you take Mi Xiaolian with you everywhere?"

Fan Dabao said, "Mi Xiaolian has a lot of bad ideas."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Sang Biao scolded: "Are you looking for smoke? Did you say that about girls?!"

Fan Dabao stuck out his tongue.

Sangbiao said to the little fairy: "After a while, you have to explain everything clearly when my aunt asks you, do you understand?"

The little fairy nodded: "I pretend to be disgusting every day when I pretend to be a soft girl. Sister Sangbiao, when can I change my number?"

Sangbiao thought for a while and said, "I'll discuss it with my thigh later."

Little Fairy: "Okay."

Sangbiao: "Auntie, you can ask."

Aunt: "Is little sweet potato dead?"

The little fairy was stunned: "Huh?"

Fan Dabao said in surprise, "Oh~ it's so concise."

Aunt repeated again: "Little Sweet Potato is dead, isn't it?"

The little fairy said: "No, she's more energetic than me. She fights against Big Sweet Potato every day, becomes popular everywhere, and doesn't sleep until early in the morning. What's wrong with her that she must die?"

Aunt: "Didn't she say she had a heart attack?"

Little Fairy: "I've never heard of it. The voice of the organizer screaming YY is louder than the aunt who sells fruit at the gate of my community. She has a heart attack, so I also have testicular cancer."

Fan Dabao asked, "What do you mean?"

Little Fairy: "Pretend to be a woman and suppress it!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

The aunt made a bow to Sangbiao and the little fairy, and said, "Thank you both, and I wish us a happy cooperation." After finishing speaking, the aunt withdrew from the team and teleported away.

Sangbiao was still wondering, and asked, "What's going on?"

Fan Dabao said courteously, "I'll help you win over another faction, will you do me some favors?"

Sangbiao said: "Is it good to send you to see the King of Hades?"

Fan Dabao hurriedly dragged Mi Xiaolian away: "Sister Sangbiao, goodbye~"

The aunt on the other end sent the screenshot of the conversation with the little fairy just now to Silly Daque. After reading it, Silly Daque was silent for half an hour. No matter how much he called him, he should not call him or answer the phone, but it scared the second-year boys. Lightly, half an hour later, Silly Daque calmly said to Shili: "Damn it..."

The boys in the second year of middle school were excited, and they all said that it was time to do it long ago. Silly Da Que sneered and said: "I just went to find the old Wangtou who dominates the world. Shunyan wants to fight, so what else can I talk to them about? Let's fight."

Then Silly Daque went to find thick thighs, and the two hit it off immediately. That night, the Adventures of Secondary School Boys joined the crotch tighter to pretend to be aggressive, and the battle for the country clothes in the next year was officially formed.

In addition, according to Little Fairy's information, until a few days before Mi Xiaolian dismantled Fan Dabao's account a year later, Little Sweet Potato was still alive and well with Big Sweet Potato, harassing and hostile missions everywhere, but these are for later. up.