dhibooks Chapter 39
Chapter 39
Mi Xiaolian put away the last trumpet of the day, and by the way, poured the money he planted into his pocket, patted it, um, yes, there are already more than 5000 gold, and then he sighed contentedly, small money The sound is really nice.These actions were done in one go, and a country native C who did not want to be named happened to pass by. She said in horror, I seemed to see the shadow of Fan Dabao in Mi Xiaolian just now, and counting money is exactly the same!Really exactly the same!terrible!You say to be a good person, how can you say that becoming a miser is becoming a miser?
However, Mi Xiaolian, who does her own way, doesn't care about these things. He is even more troubled by the fact that the auction house has been squatting for more than half a month. Why hasn't the fox mount been spawned yet?What if it is still banned from trading?Therefore, we must be prepared for the second hand. One is to continue to stay at the auction house, and the other is to find a way to obtain Fan Dabao’s account password. After careful consideration, Mi Xiaolian became even more depressed. Fan Dabao's urination, even if he put a knife on his neck, he would not hand over the number to others. Thinking of this, Mi Xiaolian is inevitably a little frustrated. Fan Dabao's green beans, which do not contain oil and salt, are not cooked well with slow fire yes!However, he quickly cheered up. After all, no one is born with fancy masturbation skills. If you treat him better, you should be able to get the hang of it... right?
Mi Xiaolian wiped away her sad tears, and just pretended that she was Jiutianxuan who came to Purdue and that Fan Dabao was a stubborn monkey that was better than wild.In the end, he saw that the time was almost up, and went to the auction house happily, but there was still no fox.
Fan Dabao likes foxes very much. The reason is unknown. This is one of the few obsessions he has for games. When the fox first came out, Fan Dabao was still practicing not long after graduation. But it was almost out of print, and the recharge event gave it away once, and the auction house might not produce one in a month, so he was even more reluctant.Every time he sees others riding a fox, Fan Dabao is so envious that he wants to kick him off and ride on himself, but with the introduction of various new mounts, few people ride foxes anymore.
You see, life is like this. When you have opportunities, you don’t have enough chances. When you have enough chances, you no longer have opportunities. People or things that you don’t think about are hard to think about in the eyes of others.
However, Fan Dabao, who is stubborn, doesn't care about these things. He watched Mi Xiaolian diligently and frugally, opened various small houses and planted trees with joy, and couldn't help admiring his behavior: "Hey, Mi Xiaolian, you But I finally know that hard work is the foundation, and frugality fosters virtue!"
Mi Xiaolian rolled his eyes at him and said, "I haven't seen how virtuous you are."
Fan Dabao nodded: "You're right, it means that I'm not frugal enough. From today onwards, I won't wear fashionable clothes. I'll lock the three-generation disciple clothes in the closet and wear them out during the New Years and festivals~"
Mi Xiaolian watched him take off his fashion, revealing his battlefield suit, which was still short of a robe, and said, "You'd better put it on, it's too stupid."
Fan Dabao said, "I'm just a dick."
Mi Xiaolian looked at him carefully and said, "Your chest looks like Ultraman."
Fan Dabao lowered his head and looked at his chest: "It seems that the chest muscles of the three generations of disciples are beautiful and thick?"
Mi Xiaolian: "...Yeah, put it on. Your renewal fee will be frozen in the closet every day for half a year. If the game is closed and the server has not expired, wouldn't it be cheaper for Aunt Wang?"
Fan Dabao said seriously: "That's right, it makes sense!" Then he put the fashion back on, which finally made Mi Xiaolian feel pleasing to the eye.
Mi Xiaolian asked: "Why don't you upgrade your robe?"
Fan Dabao said: "I want individual points in the arena. After all, I don't even have a team."
Mi Xiaolian: "...Are you lazy? I heard that the thigh called you several times."
Fan Dabao: "Of course you can understand it this way. I don't have time during the day, and I have to plant spicy trees at night~~~ so many small trees, where's the time? And look at my robe, tsk tsk tsk, it's full of attributes, wash it I don’t know how much prestige is worth~”
Mi Xiaolian: "That's it. I see that now everyone who accepts the Mage account requires the full set of the battlefield. It is estimated that the one that is short of the robe will sell for 500 yuan less."
Fan Dabao: "I think, young people can't be lazy, I'll ask if there are not enough players in the thigh arena team."
Mi Xiaolian had a flash of inspiration, the opportunity came!Then he asked Fan Dabao cautiously: "If you really don't have time, how about I use your account to help you?"
Fan Dabao asked: "Do you know how to play mage?"
Mi Xiaolian said: "Except for fighters, I'm fine with other professions."
Fan Dabao said, "You won't charge me?"
Mi Xiaolian: "...No!"
Fan Dabao shook his head: "No, no, no, I can't let you do this, it's too hard."
Mi Xiaolian almost vomited blood, and said: "...Then can I collect the money?"
Fan Dabao shook his head even faster: "It's even worse! Isn't this a waste of my money?!"
Mi Xiaolian in front of the computer slumped on the chair as if out of breath, then grabbed the apple on the table and took a bite.
dad!I want a divorce!
Fan Dabao scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Okay, I'm not teasing you anymore, I actually want to call with you, or if you help me brush, then what am I doing? I'm going to brush the arena, what are you doing?"
Mi Xiaolian immediately revived on the spot like a chicken blood, and teased: "I'm going to dig grass, wow, she's so charming and doesn't have any clothes on." He didn't realize that the smile had already permeated the whole face.
Fan Dabao said: "Come on, I'll follow behind and supervise you to be passive and sabotage. As soon as I turn around, you will definitely run to buy ready-made ones."
Mi Xiaolian asked: "Why don't you dig it yourself?"
The brazen Fan Dabao said: "A man can't stick to such small details, so I have to get down to business first and find my thigh~"
Mi Xiaolian was in a good mood, took a bite of the apple, okay, I'm going to the auction house, I just got on the horse and didn't take two steps before I remembered, Sima!Still didn't get the account password of Lai Fan Dabao.
The big fan asked the thick thigh: "Leg! Leg! I want to play in the arena. Is your team still short?"
Thick thighs cried and said: "Mike! Mike! I'm the only one left in the team, and don't mention the arena any more, OK? I was persecuted by the big and small sweet potatoes, and I would step on eggpain whenever I approached the arena NPC!"
Fan Dabao said, "Hahahahahahaha! Can egg pain be called eggche?"
Thick thighs said with a distressed expression: "well, you are so young. If you really want to play in the arena, why don't you let me calm down after a while."
Fan Dabao said: "It's not a problem, anyway, I don't have enough reputation on the battlefield."
Thick thighs: "sosad, I feel like throwing up when I think of the arena..."
Fan Dabao: "Congratulations on your pregnancy~"
Thick thighs: "Allright, let you be a fuckfather."
Fan Dabao ignored him, danced and said to Mi Xiaolian: "Mi Xiaolian! You are going to be a fuckmother!"
But Mi Xiaolian on the other side was looking at the auction house excitedly, and almost pinched the NPC's neck to tell him to end the auction quickly.Dad appeared again in the sky!Fox finally came out!Still tradeable!Quickly pat pat!
Seeing that Mi Xiaolian didn't respond, Fan Dabao asked, "fuckmother, what are you doing?"
Mi Xiaolian said perfunctorily, "What fuckmother?"
Fan Dabao: "The thigh is pregnant, then we are the godfather and godmother, and the child's father is the old king."
Mi Xiaolian still said perfunctorily: "Oh, I wish them a happy marriage for a hundred years."
Fan Dabao: "It's really the old king's head!"
Mi Xiaolian: "So why do you want to be a godfather to Little Baldy?"
Fan Dabao: "Why did you say that?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Baldness is inherited, and the son is bald and the grandson is bald from generation to generation. Make your thighs think carefully."
Fan Dabao: "It's fine to have a daughter."
Mi Xiaolian: "Yes, yes." In order to stop Fan Dabao from pushing him, Mi Xiaolian said, "I'm going to wash an apple."
Fan Dabao: "Okay, then I'll humiliate my thighs again."
Mi Xiaolian: "Hurry up."
The team channel was finally quiet. Mi Xiaolian stared at the auction house with full attention. It was about to end in 10 minutes. At present, only a wet nurse named Xiao Xiaopi was still bidding with him. Mi Xiaolian reckoned that the problem was not serious. More than 6000 gold has been prepared, and a fox will not be fired so high.Two people, you add ten gold and I add ten gold to compete, and it seems that they have raised to 3000 gold.
Then Xiao Xiaopi said in the sect: "Mi Xiaolian, you are quite rich. You are willing to spend so much money to buy a mount. More than 3000 gold is enough to buy it? Why bother to grab a bad one from me?" A street fox?"
Mi Xiaolian ignored her and added another ten gold.
Xiao Xiapi: "Mi Xiaolian, why don't we discuss something, I plan to give this fox to my husband, his birthday is coming soon, so you can give it to me?"
Mi Xiaolian: "What's none of my business?"
Xiao Xiaopi became angry and said, "Let's see, how much more can you add?"
Mi Xiaolian: "What's none of your business?"
Grandma Tuan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "You have a husband? Mi Xiaolian also bought it as a gift for Dabao. They commemorate their 66th wedding day. Why don't you give it to her?"
Xiao Xiapi said in a strange way: "Yo? Just that cheapskate from her family? Mi Xiaolian gave such an expensive mount to Fan Dabao. Fan Dabao probably wouldn't even give Mi Xiaolian a fart, would he?"
Mi Xiaolian: "So, what does it matter to you?"
I'm your aunt: "Fuck, who farted, why is it so smelly?"
Little Shihua: "Yes, it still smells sour. Is it because Gada's shrimp skins are rotten?"
A different Mei Bingxin: "Wait, is it really okay to give your husband a bad street mount for his birthday? Beauty, what did you give your husband for his birthday last time?"
The No. 20 beauty in the wilderness: "It's not about etiquette, it's about affection. It's just [-] diamonds."
Xiao Xiaopi scolded: "What are you talking about? I'm discussing with Mi Xiaolian now!"
Mi Xiaolian asked: "Is there such a thing?"
Xiao Xiaopi has been chattering on the sect channel, Mi Xiaolian only answered in three sentences, what's the matter with you?It's not my business?There is such a thing?Almost catching up with me towards the diplomat.
In the end, Mi Xiaolian won the fox with 3600 gold, which was as precious as he gave birth to himself after half a month of pregnancy.
Xiao Xiaopi is still sour, why does he owe you to death? Being a man is not kind, balabalabala...
Mi Xiaolian said: "Fan Dabao said something, I think it is very suitable for you. In this society, the rich are the uncles. Those who have no money and want to pretend can only be fools."
Xiao Xiaopi said: "Are you rich? Why do you pretend that you are not as good as me when you are rich? Are you capable of surpassing me!"
Mi Xiaolian said: "But I didn't pretend to be aggressive." After speaking, she blocked the sect's information.
Xiao Xiaopi was instantly overwhelmed by the hostile nurse's saliva.
Seeing Yunhu in the package, Mi Xiaolian couldn't mention how happy she was, and hurriedly greeted Fan Dabao: "Dabao! I... won another fox in the top-up lottery draw! Shall I send you off?"
Fan Dabao was startled and said: "I'm going to go! Why do you always win the lottery? Last time you won a peacock and this time you won a fox?"
Mi Xiaolian suddenly remembered this, and looked down at Yunhu with mixed feelings... I also went, vixen are really hard to deal with... Then he shook his head, animals can't become spirits after the founding of the country, no problem !
Mi Xiaolian said: "Yes, it is still a tradeable one."
Fan Dabao: "Nani?! Bakana! Aunt Wang will never be so generous!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Just say whether you want it or not!"
"Yes!!!!" Fan Dabao nodded very happily and almost wagged his tail. After a while, he said aggrievedly: "I really want...but why don't you sell it? It's a lot of money, or I'll give you the money ?”
Mi Xiaolian said nonsense in a serious manner: "No! Things that fall from the sky can be used by oneself or given away to others. If they are sold, they will be blackmailed by Aunt Wang for the rest of their lives! Do you believe it?"
Fan Dabao suddenly realized: "There is another saying, it's no wonder I'm so dark."
Mi Xiaolian traded Yunhu to Fan Dabao and said, "Ride on, show me."
"Thank you thank you, Sister Xiaolian!" Fan Dabao smiled and opened his riding. ~Ah puff puff~"
The channel of the current power team immediately showed that Fan Dabao had completed the deeds of the fox.
Mi Xiaolian secretly thought, no good!
But it was already too late, Grandma Tuan said: "Hey, you are riding now? Fan Mingbao, you can treat Mi Xiaolian well, she has heard that little shrimp fart for you in order to shoot this fox."
Mi Xiaolian took a bite of the apple in fright, it's over!
Fan Dabao hurriedly asked: "Wait, what's going on? Didn't you win the lottery?"
Mi Xiaolian said: "Oh, my old sow has a dystocia and I'm going to deliver her and give birth first!"
Fan Dabao's expression darkened and he said, "Stop! Ah Tuan, go on."
Mi Xiaolian silently took another bite of the apple.
Big Tits Tuan: "Mi Xiaolian... Did I say something wrong?"
Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly: "Hey hey hey..."
Tuan Datui: "Oh, I don't know anything!"
Fan Dabao kept a dark face and said nothing, the atmosphere suddenly dropped to freezing point.
Mi Xiaolian quickly gnawed at the apple, confessed honestly, confessed to death, confessed honestly, confessed to death, confessed honestly, confessed to death... the last bite, confessed honestly...
Mi Xiaolian flattered Fan Dabao and said, "Well, Master Bao..."
At this time, Xiaogua had just finished lunch, flipped through the martial arts channel, and then came back excitedly: "Mi Xiaolian! Well done! That little Xiapi is so mad! Who told her to snatch Pixiu from me last time! By the way, how much did you pay for the fox in the end?"
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Big Tits Tuan: "...Are you full of food and talking nonsense?!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Why am I talking nonsense, the school is still discussing this matter!"
Grandma Tuan desperately winked at Xiaogua: "Can you eat more and talk less?!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Xiao Gua, do you want some dried mangoes?"
Fan Dabao: "Don't talk! Xiaogua, tell me the whole story, and I'll buy you dragon fruit."
"Okay!" As soon as Xiaogua heard that there was something to eat, he quickly sent all the screenshots of the sect's conversation to Fan Dabao.
Fan Dabao didn't say anything, just watched his trumpets go up and down on the power channel, Mi Xiaolian thought, what a calm before the storm.And looking for Xiaogua without realizing it, he kept asking Dabao, Dabao, where is my dragon fruit?
This is not going to work, Mi Xiaolian wiped her neck and decided to admit her mistake: "Boss Dabao? Are you angry?"
Fan Dabao: "No."
Mi Xiaolian: "Boss Dabao? I was wrong to lie to you."
Fan Dabao: "It's fine."
Mi Xiaolian: "Boss Dabao? I was wrong."
Fan Dabao: "That's right."
Mi Xiaolian: "Boss Dabao? If you're really angry, just scold me a few words?"
Fan Dabao: "Mi Xiaolian, come here."
Mi Xiaolian: "Huh?"
Fan Dabao: "Here you are." Then Fan Dabao traded two 17-diamond equipment to Mi Xiaolian.
Mi Xiaolian: "...What are you doing?"
Fan Dabao: "I removed it and put 18 diamonds on the weapon. Didn't that woman just look down on you for pretending to be inferior to her?"
Mi Xiaolian: "...Actually, I don't care."
Fan Dabao suddenly laughed: "Hey, I said Mi Xiaolian, you're going to offend all the nannies on the leaderboard~"
Mi Xiaolian finally felt relieved, spat at him and said, "I am! It's not for you this time!" Then he obediently removed the two 17 diamonds and removed the four red lotuses, and put 18 on the weapon.
Mi Xiaolian asked: "There is one left."
Fan Dabao: "Give 16 to the deputy."
Mi Xiaolian: "...Oh."
Fan Dabao: "Is the appearance higher than her?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."
Fan Dabao: "Is her mouth crooked?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Probably."
Fan Dabao: "How much money did Yunhu get?"
Mi Xiaolian: "3600, but I planted the money by planting trees on a small scale, and absolutely didn't spend a cent of RMB."
Fan Dabao nodded.
Mi Xiaolian asked timidly, "Are you not angry?"
Fan Dabao: "I'm not angry, I'm just very upset that Xiao Xiaopi said that about you, who is richer than anyone else? Can she be compared to Uncle Bao?!"
Mi Xiaolian applauded: "Uncle Bao is mighty!"
Fan Dabao shook his head proudly: "Let's go! Plant trees!"
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Xiao Xiaopi looked at Mi Xiaolian's system prompt, and his face turned green with anger.
I'm your aunt, and I specially asked in the sect: "Hey, Xiaolian hit the drill?"
Mi Xiaolian blocked the sect information a long time ago, so she didn't see it. Grandma Tuan said, "Yes, it's the 66th wedding anniversary. Dabao gave her two 17-diamond equipment~"
Xiao Xiaopi went to her husband Da Xiami and cried: "Husband, husband! I want to give my deputy 18! Immediately! Immediately!"
Da Xiami was surprised: "Huh? Where can I collect the money now?"
Xiaoxiaopi: "Go to the trading platform and drag it!"
Da Xiami: "Be good, baby, I'm short on money recently and don't have much money."
Xiao Xiapi: "A cheapskate like Fan Dabao has the money to buy 17 diamonds for Mi Xiaolian!"
Da Xiami also became angry: "Then you marry him!"
In the end, the two broke up unhappy.
Ever since Fan Dabao rode on the fox that Mi Xiaolian gave him, he has been riding around every day to show off, and he doesn't even get off the horse every week to let Mi Xiaolian be his thug.Mi Xiaolian looked at Fan Dabao riding Yunhu with resentment, she would not have sent him off if she had known.
Fan Dabao: "Ah Tuan, Ah Tuan! My fox is not a fairy! Mi Xiaolian sent it!"
Tuan Datui: "Fairy, fairy, fairy..."
Fan Dabao: "Guoguoguoguo! Isn't my fox beautiful! Mi Xiaolian sent it!"
Guo Dahua: "Meimeimeimei..."
Fan Dabao: "Xiaogua Xiaogua! My fox is a dick! Mi Xiaolian sent it!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Where's my dragon fruit?"
Fan Dabao: "What a fool! Is my fox pretty? Mi Xiaolian gave it to me!"
Silly: "I just want a wolf to shoot through you two loving dogs..."