dhibooks Chapter 36
Chapter 36
Silly Daque was like a drunk old man who had broken up with love, dragging his thick thighs, Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian, crying, laughing and slapping tables and smashing chairs all night, only to find out later that he was really drunk.
Fan Dabao couldn't help asking his thick thighs curiously: "Is this how men break up in love?"
The thick thigh said: "I didn't make a mistake, and I don't know."
Fan Dabao pointed at him and smiled, "Oh~~~~ virgin!"
Thick thighs put on a mocking face and said, "Aren't you too? You actually have the face to laugh at me."
Fan Dabao whispered to him: "Mi Xiaolian is here, can you stop talking about this?"
Thick thighs cursed secretly: "fuck! You were the one who talked about me first!"
Fan Dabao: "All right, all right, Sao Rui, Sao Rui, I was wrong, let's talk about the next topic, OK?"
Silly Da Que cried out, "I'm a fucking virgin too!"
Fan Dabao: "Shut up!"
The thick thighs clapped their hands: "Wait, let me count. As far as I know and the stupidity, there are already six virgins."
Fan Dabao hurriedly asked, "Who else?"
Thick thighs pointing fingers: "You, me, silly, handsome boy, Yunda and Old Wangtou."
Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, alas... there are actually seven of them.
Fan Dabao said in amazement: "Yunda too? I thought he was executed by Xiao Hongzao long ago!"
Thick thighs shook his head with disgust on his face: "Sooner or later."
Silly Daque wiped away tears and said: "There are also pregnant girls, aunts, and petite sufferers..." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and buried his head in his arms and continued to sob.
Fan Dabao poked Silly Daque's head: "You shameless, it's not good to drag your friends into the water like this."
Thick thigh said: "Now there are nine."
Mi Xiaolian sighed again, alas...there are ten of them, and we can get together to get all 67.
Thinking of this, it was just Silly Daque who was crying alone, but now there are three people crying together, and one is secretly sad.
After a long silence, thick thighs said quietly: "I'm so handsome, why can't I find a suitable partner?"
Silly Daque stared straight ahead blankly with blank eyes: "I don't understand at all, I'm so considerate, but she actually ran away." He suddenly grabbed Mi Xiaolian's hand and said, "You are a girl, tell me , what are you thinking!"
Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly, I'm not, hey!I don't know either. Hey!
Fan Dabao stepped forward to break away Silly Daque's hand, and protected Mi Xiaolian behind his back: "What are you doing? Are you allowed to touch other people's daughter-in-law's hands?"
Silly Daque cried and said, "You are the only one who has a wife! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ”
Thick thighs also sighed, "When will my fate arrive?"
Fan Dabao put one hand on one shoulder and said proudly: "In this world! Only money is the most loyal partner!" He said to his thick thighs, "Think about it, the banknotes in your hands will be different from you. Is it suitable?" He turned his head and said to Sha Daque, "If you think about the gold bars stored in the bank, will it run on its own?"
Silly Daque and his thick thighs weakly shook their heads.
Fan Dabao patted the shoulders of both of them vigorously and said: "That's right! There is a saying that is good, it is better to let the world go with the water, than to be sentimental and make you sad. As long as you have money these days, you can't buy anything." ?”
Mi Xiaolian, who was listening on the sidelines, expressed that she really wanted to sew Fan Dabao's mouth shut: "Is there any direct and necessary connection between the first two sentences and the last two sentences?"
Fan Dabao: "No, I just want to tell them that it is better to plant trees when you have time to think about spring! Thinking about spring will hurt your body and plant trees to get rich!"
Mi Xiaolian: "..." Just sew his mouth up!
Silly Daque looked up at Fan Dabao and said, "I understand the truth, but why did Little Sweet Potato run away from marriage?"
Fan Dabao flicked Silly Daque's forehead with resentment: "I'm going to your second uncle, it's a waste of my tongue, you go ask her yourself!"
Silly Da Que finally came back to his senses, and got up with a whimper: "By the way, where is she?!"
The thick thigh glanced at the friend column and said, "It's not online yet."
Mi Xiaolian: "...Could it really run away again?"
Thick thighs: "No, the reputation of the arena has not been claimed this week."
Silly Daque instantly re-entered the state of a drunk and broken-hearted old man, crying with snot and tears: "I am good to her, really, she said she wanted to see the stars, I quit halfway through the ladder to accompany her Youdu, as a result, I escaped a 30-game suspension for 6 weeks in a season, and I almost became a hostile laughing stock."
Fan Dabao laughed hard: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha."
Silly Daque went on to say: "Okay, then I won't play the ladder, let's go to Guixu, and she said that she wants to see the rainbow, who knows where there is a rainbow, I quit halfway through Guixu and went to accompany her to search for it all over the map." Rainbow, and then I was posted on the forum, saying that I was the first pit B in Guixu! Forget it, anyway, I have no face to fight Guixu again, and later she told me that she is from a small country in Southeast Asia. Princess……"
Mi Xiaolian interrupted Silly Daque and said, "Wait, wait, wait, isn't she... a descendant of the Chiyou clan?"
Thick thighs: "A descendant of the Hua Xu family?"
Fan Dabao: "It's not right. Last time when I planted trees in the wet nurse's account, I saw her say in the sect that she was a ghost fairy descending to earth."
Silly Da Que wiped his nose and said, "It's really a princess from Southeast Asia, and that's what Big Sweet Potato said."
Thick thighs: "socrazy! Do you believe what Big Sweet Potato says? He is the worst, okay! Last time he forced me to marry Little Sweet Potato, just because my bastard accidentally slipped under Little Sweet Potato's skirt."
Silly Daque was stunned, opened his mouth for five seconds and then slapped the table, cursing: "I wiped it! Do you know how I met Little Potato and why we got married?"
Fan Dabao: "Did she step on your poop?"
Silly Daque lifted the table, danced and demonstrated: "Mother Xipi! It's because I was clearing the enemy in the wild that day, I developed energy, and there was a bear possession~~~~, just happened to pass by the big and small sweet potatoes, and the big sweet potatoes must blame me The bear's paw hooked on Little Potato's chest and he had to marry her, and then Little Potato cried until that Lihua said with rain that he was not innocent and wanted to jump into Longhu."
Mi Xiaolian: "Obviously you can't die..."
Silly Daque: "I have never seen such a situation. A little girl cried in front of me until her eyes were swollen. At that time, I thought it would be good to have multiple girls playing with me anyway. She looked innocent and shy. I , Just, just, I agreed."
Fan Dabao: "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[-]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat than) You agree?"
The silly big flaw nodded.
Thick thighs: "Huh?! There is no one in this world who is more deceitful than me! Little Sweet Potato looks like a genius at first glance, why is she so innocent and shy?!"
Fan Dabao: "Yes, you have been redeemed."
Mi Xiaolian said: "Da Sweet Potato also used this trick on his thighs before, but Da Bao blocked it back. Otherwise, he would really be blamed for seducing a girl who is about to marry and fleeing marriage."
Silly Da Que was completely dumbfounded, and muttered to himself: "No, no, no, how could she..."
Fan Dabao tilted his head and said to Mi Xiaolian: "Look, it doesn't look like he's acting in a TV show, the next second he'll go crazy, screaming and screaming."
There was only a scream from Silly Daque, and when he took out his foot pass, there was a mess of chopping and wailing like a pig being slaughtered.
The thick thigh looked at it and shook his head: "It's so pitiful."
Fan Dabao suddenly asked Mi Xiaolian seriously, "Will you run away like Little Sweet Potato?"
Mi Xiaolian didn't react immediately: "...Huh?"
Fan Dabao patted his head: "You definitely won't."
Mi Xiaolian smiled and said, "No, I will definitely do what I promised you."
Fan Dabao looked at him and asked, "What's the matter?"
Mi Xiaolian pointed to the system prompt and said, "Little Sweet Potato is online."
Hearing that Little Sweet Potato was online, Silly Daque stopped his hand that was splitting the tree, his eyes were red and blue veins protruded and his teeth gnawed loudly, and he shouted angrily, "Grass trampling!" He was about to kill The thick thigh quickly stopped him and said, "Calm down! Calm down!"
Silly Daque was very emotional: "Calm down! If I don't ask you clearly today, I will kill you!"
The thick thighs were aggrieved: "What does this have to do with me?"
Silly Daque took out his hairy bow, sharpened the arrow towards his thigh, and threatened: "Get out of the way, or I will shoot you through overnight!"
Fan Dabao picked his nose and said nonchalantly, "Are you just rushing over like this? Be careful to scare the snake away, maybe the two of them will buy Jiuzhuan immediately and leave, and you will have to wait another month to switch to the CD."
Silly Daque thought for a moment that what Fan Dabao said was right, he beat his chest a few times to force himself to calm down, and asked, "Then what should we do now?"
Fan Dabao said: "Tell people in your power to keep quiet, how can you fish with such a big noise? Even if you bite the hook, you will run away."
Silly Daque nodded again and again: "All right, all right, and then?"
Fan Dabao said, "Two minutes, let me think about it."
While he was still thinking about countermeasures, Little Potato came to the door by herself, and she whispered to Fan Dabao: Yesterday you sold me the gift box of the third-generation disciple uniform, can I return it to you?
Fan Dabao asked: Why don't you want it?
Little Sweet Potato said: "The skirt is too short, I don't want to wear it."
Fan Dabao replied with a lewd/evil smile: Did you take it apart?
Little Sweet Potato: None.
Fan Dabao: You take it apart first.
Little Sweet Potato: Okay, let’s take it apart.
Fan Dabao: Oh, then you can’t return it to me.
Only then did Little Potato come to her senses, and angrily called Big Potato, swearing to take revenge on Fan Dabao, and she whispered to Fan Dabao again: Where are you?I told my uncle to kill you!
Fan Dabao: On the two stools at the South Gate of Jiuli, come here!Hurry up!I'm waiting for you two~ It's the grandson who doesn't come!
Then Fan Dabao said to Silly Daque, "They'll be here soon."
Silly Daque asked: "Who is it?"
Fan Dabao said, "Big and small sweet potatoes."
Silly Daque suddenly became at a loss, and stammered, "Why did you come here? What did you do?"
Fan Dabao: "Want to know?"
The silly big flaw nodded.
Fan Dabao spread his hands: "Give me five yuan and I'll tell you."
Silly: "Can you stop joking at this time?"
Fan Dabao: "Who is joking with you?"
Silly Daque: "Oh, don't make trouble, I'm bothered!"
Fan Dabao said contemptuously: "Look at your virtue, just now you looked like you were going to fight every day, why are you so cowardly now?"
Silly Daque: "You know what a fart!"
Fan Dabao: "I don't know, you can figure it out." Then he greeted Thick Thigh and Mi Xiaolian, "Let's go, let's do what we should do~"
Silly Daque grabbed Fan Dabao: "Don't leave, I'm nervous."
Fan Dabao: "Let the three virgins from your forces come and accompany you."
Silly Daque: "No! My aunt has a hot temper, she is sick and loves to do things, and the girl likes to blow herself up. If they are here, they can't have a good talk!"
Fan Dabao: "Thighs are stupid, Xiao Lian is dumb, I'm cheap, we can't talk well with you."
Silly: "Then you don't talk, just sit here and help me strengthen my courage, okay?"
Mi Xiaolian looked at the foolishness and pitifulness, so she tugged on Fan Dabao's sleeve and said, "You don't want to hear nonsense about big and small sweet potatoes?"
Fan Dabao: "They run the train with their mouth full, what's there to hear?"
Mi Xiaolian: "But I really want to know why Little Sweet Potato escaped from marriage."
Fan Dabao thought for a while and said, "I want to know too, how about...stand with him for a while?"
Mi Xiaolian nodded: "En."
Fan Dabao asked, "What did you say you agreed to me just now?"
Mi Xiaolian deliberately pretended to be innocent and asked, "What?"
Fan Dabao: "That's what I just said."
Mi Xiaolian: "I forgot."
Fan Dabao: "No, why did you forget what you said 2 minutes ago?"
Mi Xiaolian pointed to the divine stone: "The big and small sweet potatoes are here."
Fan Dabao looked at Mi Xiaolian, who looked harmless to humans and animals, and thought, when did you learn this trick from me, to forcefully change the subject of questions that I don't want to answer, and I'm so good at it!
The big and small sweet potato released the protection of the god stone and ran over to Dabao. The big sweet potato came closer and found that there was a stupid Mao Mao. After a closer look, he recognized that it was a fool. He was so scared that he turned around and ran away. He hurriedly said to the little sweet potato: "Little sister, let's go! Don't pass by!"
Little Sweet Potato said, "What's wrong, Uncle? What about the one who agreed to kill Fan Dabao?"
Big Potato said: "Don't fight anymore, it's only 150 gold, people of our royal family don't have to worry about those common people."
Little Sweet Potato: "No! He played tricks! I must teach him a lesson!"
After finishing speaking, Little Sweet Potato ran up to Fan Dabao with one hand on his hips and pointed at Fan Dabao, "Don't you kneel down to apologize to this princess?!"
Silly Daque looked at Little Potato with tears in his eyes, and couldn't help feeling sad. The girl in front of him was dressed in white, and she was still so delicate and cute.
Little Sweet Potato also saw Silly Daque, pointed at him and said, "Hey! You mustn't look at this princess so lewdly! Be careful, I will tell my uncle to poke you blind!"
Silly Daque asked tremblingly: "...you don't know me anymore?"
Little Sweet Potato said contemptuously: "Who are you, commoner? Wipe your drool off, it's disgusting!"
Silly Daque took two steps forward and grabbed Little Potato's shoulder and asked, "You really don't know me anymore?"
Only then did Little Potato realize that he was a fool, and screamed, "Uncle! There is a pervert!"
Big Potato walked two steps back and swayed over, and smiled at Silly Daque, "Ahahaha...ha... so it's you..."
Silly Daque let go of Little Potato, raised his hair-shedding bow and said to Big Potato, "Are you willing to admit it? That's fine, tell me! Why did Little Potato run away from marriage?!"
Little Potato hid behind Big Potato and asked, "Uncle, so it's him?"
Big Potato said, "Why don't you go offline first? Uncle has something to tell them."
Little Sweet Potato: "No, I want to listen!"
Big Sweet Potato said seriously: "Little sister, are you not listening to Uncle?"
Silly Daque said: "Little sister? Don't you always call her big sister? What's going on?"
Big Sweet Potato: "Now that things have come to an end, I have to tell you the truth..."
Fan Dabao whispered to Mi Xiaolian: "I have no choice but to..."
Big Sweet Potato: "I have no other choice..."
Fan Dabao: "Haha~ Let me tell you~"
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Fan Dabao: "I didn't want to tell you about this, because I was afraid you would be sad. In fact, two months ago, my eldest sister got meningitis and died."
Big Sweet Potato continued to say sadly: "I didn't want to tell you about this, because I was afraid you would be sad. In fact, two months ago, my eldest sister got meningitis and died."
Fan Dabao: "Pfft!"
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Thick thighs: "...what! Mike! How do you know all about it?"
Fan Dabao said proudly: "It's written like this in novels."
Little Sweet Potato jumped and said, "Uncle! When did my sister get meningitis?! She clearly..."
The big sweet potato interrupted the little sweet potato: "Don't interrupt! Otherwise I won't give you dinner."
Shada Que couldn't feel sad at all, and asked feebly: "Can you make up a story that is convincing?"
Fan Dabao: "What I said is true. In order to ensure the purity of blood, the people of our royal family have been united with close relatives from generation to generation, so they all suffer from hidden diseases. Either they are born with split personality or they are prone to meningitis. Once meningitis is acquired, it cannot be cured. , tantamount to a death sentence.”
Big Sweet Potato wiped away his tears, and said sadly: "What I said is true. In order to ensure the purity of blood, the people of our royal family have been united with close relatives from generation to generation, so they all suffer from hidden diseases. They are either born with split personality or are prone to meningitis. , Once you get meningitis, it cannot be cured, it is equivalent to a death sentence.”
Mi Xiaolian was dumbfounded.
The thick thigh said in shock: "Mike! You are amazing!"
Fan Dabao nodded: "Yeah, that's what's written in the Tomb Raider's Notes."
Silly: "Do you really think I'm an idiot?"
Big Sweet Potato said: "To be honest, you don't believe it. My sister is afraid that you will be sad, so I don't want to tell you. She gave the number to her younger sister, hoping that the younger sister can help her complete the journey in the wilderness, and then let me take my little sister with you." The younger sister sneakily switched servers and left, and the eldest sister also said that time heals everything, and you will forget about her after a year or so..."
Silly Da Que burst into tears: "Paralysis, I don't know why I'm crying now!"
The little sweet potato pushed the big sweet potato away and said, "I can't stand it anymore, don't listen to uncle, when did my sister die from meningitis? She can eat, drink and sleep every day and is stronger than a cow. Why did she die? "
Silly Daque asked: "Then what about your sister?"
Little Sweet Potato said: "Because the senior high school entrance examination is going to take place in the second half of the year, my father will not allow her to play games anymore, so my sister gave me the number to play. One is afraid that you will know the truth, and the other is that I will have feelings for you, so she forced me to play games with you." Uncle has switched servers, the matter is as simple as that."
Silly Da Que came back to his senses: "Fuck? Fuck! High school entrance examination? How old is your sister?"
Little Sweet Potato: "15."
Silly: "What about you?"
Little Sweet Potato: "12."
Howled silly: "I'm crazy to have feelings for two little kids with no hair at all, what the hell!"
Fan Dabao: "Tsk tsk tsk, this tender cow gnawed on old grass."
Silly and desperate, he pointed an arrow at his own throat: "Let me die!" No one stopped him, and he repeated, "I really committed suicide!"
Still ignored.
Thick thighs jumped out: "Whatthefuck! You will be forced to marry at such a young age? Who taught you?!"
Big Sweet Potato said embarrassedly: "I'm really sorry, my two nieces have liked to watch ancient and modern Chinese and foreign Mary Su idol dramas and cartoons since they were young, but they can't walk when they see tall, handsome, rich, domineering and powerful people. How about I help you?" , the two of them have been arguing..."
Fan Dabao sneered, "You haven't watched it less, have you?"
Big Sweet Potato said with a smile, "Occasionally, occasionally, occasionally."
Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said, "I don't look like a tall, handsome and rich..."
Big Sweet Potato said: "Poor is a bit poor. I heard people in their power say that he is handsome, and my sister likes his voice, so...hehehehehe."
Hearing this, Da Que finally backed up a little bit of blood: "Then you can't play me like this? 15 years old! He's only 15 years old! A virgin at my age only likes mature women with long legs and big breasts OK!!"
Fan Dabao moved Mi Xiaolian behind him without any trace, and Mi Xiaolian was amused by his move.
Da Fanshu wanted to comfort him a few words, but before he could speak, he was scolded away by Silly Da Que with "Rolling Roll".
Little Sweet Potato said, "Don't be too sad..."
Silly Daque: "Okay, you also hurry up and get out with your uncle."
Looking at the stupid Daque who was beaten to the ground like a puddle of mud, he patted him on the shoulder with his thick thighs and said, "Tobeagaythanlikebigbreast..."
Silly: "What do you mean?"
Fan Dabao: "It's better to be cute than to be gay."
Silly Da Que buried his head in the soil: "Let me be quiet for a while."
The thick thigh said: "If you spread your attention, you won't be thinking too much. If you want to, you can join our alliance and fight against enemies together."
Silly: "I'll think about it again."
Thick thighs: "Waiting for your news."
Fan Dabao: "It's over, it's over, Mi Xiaolian~ go dig the grass~"
Mi Xiaolian exclaimed in shock: "Dig again?!"
While walking, Fan Dabao said, "I want to make a suit for Mi Dabao~"
Mi Xiaolian: "...Mi Dabao wore the battlefield."
Fan Dabao: "Then let's hit the ladder~"
Silly Daque behind shouted: "Can you two fucking stop showing affection, fuck!"