[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Chapter 32

I don’t know if it’s the bad taste of the development team. When the child’s system was first launched, the hero list can see who the child’s parents are. It’s really the human nature of 818 when traveling at home, spanking, chatting, chatting, and Latin. At that time, the list-picking fans had a new focus. They didn’t look at the attributes or signatures of the equipment, but only looked at who the child was born with, and then found out who they were, how many times they got married, didn’t they? The only child, can you have a second child? It really makes fuck(发)a(改)way(委员) feel ashamed.

Fan Dabao was not afraid of being 8 in the past, except for his notoriety of being cheap and wretched, he really has nothing to do with it; Mi Xiaolian is not afraid, he only uses his presence during martial arts competitions every week, and basically no one will eat him. When I was full, I went to check the lists of the two civilian players. In addition, neither of them had a hobby of watching the hero lists, so they didn't pay much attention to them.

No-prize quiz: Who is the first person to find out that Mi Dabao's biological father is actually Fan Dabao.

Correct answer: Little Sweet Potato, a middle school girl.

The same is the world's poison doctor, Xiaofanshu likes to look at Mi Xiaolian's list when he has nothing to do, but it's okay if he doesn't look at it, after seeing it, Fan Dabao was hanged and beaten for half a month in turn.

At that time, the thick thighs had just finished playing in the arena and were tormented by big and small sweet potatoes, so they broadcasted on YY channel to prepare to organize people to clear the enemy and vent their anger. Little sweet potato habitually clicked on Mi Xiaolian's list to refer to the children's equipment, see Fan Dabao was impressively written in the father's column, so she said to Da Fanshu, "Uncle, it turns out that Dark Paul Knight and Holy Princess Lotos are a pair."

Big Sweet Potato said: "I've seen it for a long time, haven't you noticed that the two of them are inseparable every day?"

Little Sweet Potato said: "Is Princess Rotes blind? Why did she fall in love with the poor, picky and shameless Paul Knight?"

Big Potato said with emotion: "Little sister, this is love that transcends status and status!"

Little Potato held Big Potato's hand: "Uncle! I'm so touched!"

Big Sweet Potato: "Little sister! Princess Sweet Putt! You will definitely meet your own knight!"

Little Sweet Potato: "Uncle! I don't want a knight like Dark Paul!"

The thick thigh looked at the two idiots in the team inexplicably singing together, and asked: "Whatareyoutalkingabout"

Little Sweet Potato said: "We are talking about a love that is so sincere that it can touch God and Satan at the same time. You libertines who don't understand how beautiful love in the world is, like roses and pure like lilies, of course you won't understand!"

Shakespeare has become numb after watching them play all afternoon with thick thighs: "So who are the Dark Knight Paul and the Holy Princess Lotos?"

Little Sweet Potato said, "Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian."

The thick thigh didn't react immediately: "Ah? What do you mean?"

Little Sweet Potato: "They got married in the game. Go and see Mi Xiaolian's list. Her child was born to Fan Dabao."

The thick thigh forgot that he was on the microphone, and howled angrily: "Whatthefuck? Mike married Miss Lian?!"

Then cover your crotch tightly to pretend to be an alliance. Those who are in YY know about the four forces, those who are not in YY are informed by YY, those who are online in the game know, and those who are not online are informed by online.

Sangbiao slapped the table: "Fuck! Is it true?"

The thick thigh said: "Really, the child has given birth to two!"

Sangbiao's violent temper came up: "I asked him to take care of Mi Xiaolian more often, but I didn't expect to be so 'careful'!"

The thick thigh said: "I am more angry that Mike didn't tell me about such a big thing, and did he put me, the master, in his eyes!"

Sang Biao scolded: "Damn chicken! I'm also angry about this! Don't take my boss seriously at all! No way! If he doesn't make it clear today, I will dismantle him into 18 yuan and feed him to the old Wangtou's dog! !" So Sangbiao ran away, roaring, and ran to smash the door of the innocent landlord and pretty tenant.

The thick thigh shouted from behind: "Missang! Calm down... big! Wait for me!" The thick thigh stepped on the bastard and followed Sangbiao.

Sangbiao asked as he ran, "Do you think Ah Tuan and the others know?"

Thick thighs: "I guess I don't know, otherwise I wouldn't have kept it so tight, Xie Te, what Mike did this time is too hurtful!"

Sangbiao snorted coldly: "Believe it or not, the reason for his hidden marriage is to save money and not give red envelopes?"

Thick thighs nodded: "Even for God's sake... I don't want to excuse him."

Sangbiao found Tuan Da Nai and Guo Da Hua, and hurriedly asked, "Where's Fan Ming Bao?!"

Grandma Tuan looked at the time and said, "It's not up yet, but it's almost time."

Thick thighs asked: "What about Miss Lian?"

Grandma Tuan: "He went online at about the same time, why is Sister Sangbiao so angry?"

Sangbiao pointed at the list of heroes: "Do you know about the marriage between Dabao and Xiaolian? They have two children!"

After hearing this, Grandma Tuan was a little happy for a moment, but when she thought about it, she became furious and threw the table angrily, "When did it happen? We don't even know!"

Guo Dahua casually flipped through the list of heroes, and found that this was the case. She usually loves to join in the fun, and she was even angrier. It took ten seconds to cut out a villain and write Fan Dabao's name on the ground with the sole of her shoe: "I hit you!" You little head, beat your brains everywhere! You didn’t tell us when you got married, I’ll kill you, kill you, kill you!”

Sangbiao asked, "Does the villain you cut have a penis?"

Guo Dahua: "...Huh?"

Sangbiao: "Ah, what, cut his dick for me!"

"Okay!" Guo Dahua picked up the scissors with firm eyes, clicked, and simply cut off the villain's lower body.

At the same time, Fan Dabao, who was entering the account password to log in to the game, only felt a tight pain in his crotch, and he took a deep breath: "Hiss~ Could it be that he strode too far when he walked home just now?" Fortunately, the pain was fleeting.At the same time, Mi Xiaolian, who was already reading the article, sneezed. He thought disapprovingly, he should change into a thicker coat tomorrow, completely unaware that disaster was approaching quietly.

So when the two of them went online and the protection had not been released, Sangbiao gave an order, "Catch them!" Hong Xing's younger brothers rushed up and arrested Fan Dabao. Mi Xiaolian was dressed in a pink fashion with a pair of balls and her head was delicate. The younger brothers were really reluctant to do anything, so they had to surround him. At this moment, Mi Xiaolian understood what was going on, so she watched with the attitude of watching a drama. Fan Dabao was tied up by Wuhuada.

Fan Dabao struggled and said, "Hey hey hey! What are you doing, what are you doing?!"

Sangbiao: "What are you doing? Three trials!"

Fan Dabao remained stubborn: "What's wrong with me?"

Guo Dahua pointed at him and said, "What's wrong? You'll know what's wrong in a while!"

Fan Dabao noticed that the thick thighs were also there, and asked, "Leg! whathappen?"

Thick thigh gave him a white look, and said angrily: "Godie!"

Grandma Tuan said: "What nonsense are you talking to him? If you don't take it seriously, he won't know what's wrong!"

Sangbiao shouted loudly: "The trial begins!"

So Fan Dabao knelt, Mi Xiaolian sat, and in front of her were thick thighs, big breasts, fruits and big flowers lined up.

Fan Dabao protested: "Why can Mi Xiaolian sit? I want to sit too!"

Big Boss Tuan: "You sit on the fart, it's the most benevolent thing not to soak you in a pig cage!"

Fan Dabao pursed his mouth and said softly, "Nimma is sexist."

Sangbiao slammed the hammer on the ground: "Be honest! When did you marry Xiaolian? Why don't we know?!"

Fan Dabao said: "Oh, I thought it was a big deal, let me go first, and talk about it if you have something to say."

Guo Dahua stomped her feet: "I don't want to tell you, you should explain it to me first!"

Fan Dabao blinked and recalled: "It was just over half a month ago..."

The thick thigh said sadly and indignantly: "It's been so long, why didn't you tell me! It made Master so sad!" The thick thigh covered his heart, "Oh~ I'm soooooooooooooooosad, Master!"

Fan Dabao said: "Isn't it just getting married? You don't need to do this, do you?"

Sangbiao stared and said: "Isn't it just a marriage?! My sister has looked at you in blue clothes and now she is dressed in purple clothes. She treats you like a younger brother. Finally, when you know how to play cabbage, you actually Did you secretly get married without making a sound?! You don't take your sister seriously, do you?"

Fan Dabao smiled but did not smile: "Hehe, you are three years younger than me."

"Grass mud horse!" Sangbiao raised his hammer as if to hit her, but his thick thighs and distressed apprentice stopped her: "Missang, calm down, I will come and I will come."

The thick thigh secretly twisted himself, forced two drops of old tears and said to Fan Dabao: "Mike, do you still remember that autumn in 2008? When you just stepped out of Xinshou Village, Master picked you up next to the sacred stone, every day I took you to brush 14 books and brushed them 5 times, which made me almost vomit. When you reach level 24, I will take you to brush the two books of the valley every day to complete 5 times each. Throw up, and then..."

Fan Dabao interrupted him: "Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, let's not talk about the master-student mission that allowed you to earn a lot of prestige in exchange for authenticators, the Lihuo Jing dropped by the goddamn chicken valley is all yours." Right? At that time, you had a collection addiction and saved a warehouse. Later, when you released the slot machine, Lihuojing suddenly rose to 1 gold, and you sold them all for no money. You can tell yourself how much money you made! Let me tell you, you are a chicken I also have a share of the credit for the wings!"

The thick thigh stuttered for a moment: "No, no, no, don't care about these details! OK?"

Fan Dabao: "Igo! It's you who have been caring about the details with me!"

Thick thighs continued to stammer: "I mean, it's not easy for Master to bring you up since you were a child. Why don't you tell me about such a big thing as marriage? It's just that, that, can I speak English? "

Fan Dabao: "Don't, I don't understand."

"I told you that you don't need to talk nonsense with him!" Grandma Tuan took out her fishing rod and whipped Fan Dabao, "Tell me! Are you trying to save red envelope money!"

Fan Dabao groaned in pain: "You still ask if you know?"

Sang Biao scolded: "Fuck, you dog can't change eating shit! Why did you marry such a thing, Mi Xiaolian?"

Mi Xiaolian said innocently: "Oh, the marriage he proposed, I think he is very sincere, so I agreed."

Fan Dabao turned his head and looked at Mi Xiaolian in surprise: "Huh?"

Mi Xiaolian winked at him, Fan Dabao admitted helplessly: "Yes yes yes, I proposed marriage."

Grandma Tuan knew it well, and Mi Xiaolian looked at each other with a smile, and took another big slap in the face: "When did we get married? Why don't we know?!"

Fan Dabao groaned again: "I applied because you were all offline in the middle of the night."

Guo Dahua raised the scissors: "Damn it, you're so cheap! I'm going to turn you into a eunuch!"

Fan Dabao tried his best to hide behind and shouted, "Hey, mom, mom! Mi Xiaolian, save me!"

Grandma Tuan stopped Guo Dahua: "Wait a minute, there are still things I haven't asked clearly. Tell me, did you come up with a bad idea to hide the marriage?!"

"No..." Fan Dabao looked at Mi Xiaolian pitifully, and wanted to say that he was planning to inform everyone to have a small-scale gathering. In the end, Mi Xiaolian decided to hide the marriage. Then he saw Mi Xiaolian smiling. With a naive look on his face, he felt that no one would believe him, and maybe he would ask for another beating, so he could only grit his teeth and admit, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo money this is a bad idea to save red envelope money."

Sangbiao swung the hammer again: "See if I don't beat you to death!"

Thick thighs wiped tears: "Mike...you let me down so much."

Guo Dahua played with the scissors and threatened, "See if I won't cut you!"

Tuan Datui swung the fishing rod again.

Fan Dabao cried, "Don't, don't, don't! If you have something to say, speak up! I'll give you red envelopes! I'll give you red envelopes!"

Mi Xiaolian, who had been silent by the side, got up to help Fan Dabao untie, and said earnestly: "You still don't understand, everyone is not asking for red envelopes, but just feel that they are usually busy with their own things, fighting and fighting, gaining experience Collecting experience, and going to the battlefield, there are very few opportunities to gather people to play together. Think about it, how long has it been since you chatted with your thigh? How long have you not played a dungeon with Sister Sangbiao? Not to mention It's the first time a good friend who has been with you for many years gets married in the game. The meaning is very different. If you miss this time, you may never have another chance. The time we can spend together in this game is too short. Every second is one second less, we must cherish it."

Fan Dabao looked at Mi Xiaolian with a devilish expression on his face, and said in a low voice, "Damn it, you are too ruthless!"

Mi Xiaolian glared at him: "If you don't want to be beaten to death by them, you just listen to me honestly, and quickly bow your head and admit your mistake!"

Sangbiao swung the hammer: "Xiao Lian is right, that's what we mean! Who cares about your 13 gold and 14 silver?"

Thick thighs sang: "The cold leaves are falling all over my face. My disciple's rebellion broke my heart. What you said is like an ice pick piercing into my heart. Master is really hurt!"

Guo Dahua: "You are the one who went too far this time!"

Grandma Tuan: "He won't listen, he must be worried about money, Mi Xiaolian is out of luck, marry an iron cock!"

Who knew that Fan Dabao stood up and bowed respectfully to them, saying: "It was my fault, I didn't think carefully and didn't understand everyone's kindness, I'm here to say sorry to everyone, Dabao knew it was wrong..."

Sangbiao has always calmed down and softened his heart: "Okay, okay, it's good to know that you are wrong. It's really hard for Xiaolian. What a sensible and obedient child, why did you get stuck on this pile of cow dung like you."

The thick thigh said lovingly, "Mike, you have finally grown up."

Guo Dahua: "Seeing that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is not bad, I will forgive you first."

Grandma Tuan didn't speak, and looked at Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian in relief.

Fan Dabao rolled his eyes and asked, "Then... don't you have to give the red envelope money?"

Sangbiao: "... Fuck! Hang him up and beat him!"