[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Chapter 33

I was belatedly looking for Xiaogua when I went online and found that today's power channel is very quiet, so I shouted: "What are you doing? Hand over all your five elements, I'm going to dig treasures!"

Grandma Tuan said: "Stop digging, let's play Dabao together!"

Looking for Xiaogua, he asked, "What the hell is he doing?"

Grandma Tuan said: "Hehe, he is secretly married to Mi Xiaolian, and he still refuses to give red envelopes."

Looking for Xiaogua angrily said: "It's too shameless, you wait, I'll ask Dawei to come with me!"

Fan Dabao was tied to a certain tree trunk in Liuguang, and Wang Ba turned over and kicked and struggled: "Put me down quickly, or I will scold my mother!"

Grandma Tuan picked up the fishing rod and slashed left and right: "Curse! You scold!"

Fan Dabao whimpered, "Mom! Let me down quickly."

Guo Dahua stood aside with her hips akimbo and said contemptuously, "Shame on me!"

Fan Dabao asked with a sad face: "Then what do you guys want? Can I make up the red envelope money?"

Guo Dahua: "No! I must beat you a few times to vent my anger!"

Fan Dabao: "Didn't Sang Biao fight with Thick Thigh just now?"

Guo Dahua: "That's them, we haven't had enough fun yet!"

Fan Dabao bared his teeth and said, "Ahhh! I'll bite you to death!"

Grandma Tuan slapped him twice again: "Be honest!"

After a while, Xiaogua took Dawei to watch the show, and she asked excitedly, "Can I hit him a few times for fun?"

Guo Dahua: "It's best to kill him."

Fan Dabao cried out: "You bunch of rebellious boys! Little sluts! White-eyed wolves!"

Dawei took a step forward to observe Fan Dabao and said, "Wait, I'll give him a hard time."

Ask Xiaogua, "Why?"

Dawei pointed to the top of Fan Dabao's head and said, "He uses the Wind Heart Technique to reduce his injuries."

Fan Dabao glared at Dawei: "Damn it! You're the only one who has too many things to do!"

Back in the day, when Dawei ordered Fan Dabao for the first time to discuss, he decisively threw a bahuang at the countdown of 3, 2, and 1 to give Fan Dabao his mentality, which made Fan Dabao's life and death impossible after the fight started. , The little mage with little actual combat experience was in a hurry and was finally caught by the sun. After looking at the battle records, he almost died of anger.

Fan Dabao yelled and wanted to kick Dawei, but he couldn't: "I'm really beeping the dog! Niu Dawei, you are too cheap!"

Dawei adjusted his glasses: "Hehe."

So Grandma Tuan also approached Fan Dabao to take a closer look, and scolded: "How dare you do something small! It seems that I will not beat you to death today!"

Fan Dabao yelled at Mi Xiaolian: "Mom, mom, save me!"

Mi Xiaolian in front of the computer was eating apples vigorously, she smiled as if she didn't see it, thinking that today's apples are really delicious, and she will eat another one later.

Dawei adjusted his glasses again, and the lens made a "bring" sound: "wife/qian/ling/humiliation.avi."

Looking for Xiaogua said to Mi Xiaolian: "Hey, why did you marry him?"

Mi Xiaolian pretended to be remorseful at the beginning, and said: "A mistake will cause eternal hatred. By the time I realize it, I have already raised two children. Let's make do with it."

Dawei said: "Hehe, with his picky nature, he will definitely take away the blame after the divorce."

Mi Xiaolian: "I really have a pot."

Dawei: "Then you have to lock it."

Fan Dabao jumped up, "You guys have done enough singing together, put me down quickly!"

Dawei: "I can't let it go."

Fan Dabao: "Damn it, beating me up all night is enough, right?"

Dawei: "I haven't played yet."

Looking for Xiaogua: "Me neither, let me hit it twice!"

Fan Dabao's screams echoed in the streamer for a long time, lingering around the beam for three days.

Grandma Tuan pulled Mi Xiaolian aside and asked in a low voice, "You guys...huh?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Huh?"

Grandma Tuan: "Don't pretend to be with me, who will confess first?"

Mi Xiaolian: "There is no confession..."

Grandma Tuan was surprised: "What? Then why did you marry him?"

Mi Xiaolian smiled helplessly and said, "It's just to take care of the child."

Tuan Datui: "Isn't it?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Otherwise, what do you think?"

Grandma Tuan: "I thought he was enlightened, what's going on with you two?"

Mi Xiaolian turned her head, looked at Fan Dabao who had been beaten up with a bruised nose and swollen face, and said, "Playmate, it's fine now, don't think too much... Ah Tuan, I want to tell you a secret."

Big tits: "What?"

Mi Xiaolian put down the second apple she was gnawing, and solemnly said to Grandma Tuan, "I like Dabao."

Grandma Tuan was not surprised at all, and patted him on the shoulder: "It's useless for you to tell me, you have to tell him."

Mi Xiaolian shook her head: "It's not the time yet, the opportunity hasn't come yet."

Big Tits Tuan: "Is it because of that Maoxiaodou?"

Mi Xiaolian asked: "You guys usually gossip like this, but you actually waited until now to ask."

Tuan Da Niu: "It's because Dabao said that we are afraid of mentioning your sad things and we are not allowed to be a dick, so he choked me to death, okay?"

Mi Xiaolian said with a smile: "It's not a sad thing, you guys who come and go three times have long been tired of watching it, it's just growing pains."

Grandma Tuan nodded: "What are your plans?"

Mi Xiaolian looked at Fan Dabao with endless tenderness in her eyes: "Everything is business as usual."

Big Boss Tuan: "Your heart is too generous."

Mi Xiaolian: "Some things are predestined, and it's useless to worry about it. Just let it be. It's the experience of someone who has experienced it."

Grandma Tuan pointed at Fan Dabao: "He who came here, are you really not going to save him? He's about to be beaten to death."

Not far away, Fan Dabao howled ghostly: "Mi Xiaolian! Help! If I die, you will become a widow! Ouch!"

Mi Xiaolian sighed: "Sometimes I really want a divorce."

Grandma Tuan: "Remember to lock the pot."

Mi Xiaolian walked over and put Fan Dabao down to fill up his blood: "Stop howling."

Fan Dabao sobbed and said, "You almost became a widow, do you know that?"

Mi Xiaolian nodded perfunctorily as if coaxing a child: "I know, I know."

Looking for Xiaogua: "Where is the red envelope?"

Fan Dabao wiped his nose: "No!"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Dawei! Hang him up!"

Dawei quietly took out another bundle of rope from nowhere: "Last week, I got extra rope from pulling pigs. I didn't expect it to come in handy."

Fan Dabao hid behind Mi Xiaolian: "You two play yourself/bound/crazy/han/crazy/female shame/shame play.avi."

Dawei thought for a while, then turned his head and said to Xiaogua solemnly, "Why don't you try?"

Look for Xiaogua and stamp her feet: "Go away! You want a red envelope, don't interrupt!"

Fan Dabao: "Didn't you just say whether you want to give red envelopes or not? You have done it before, so why do you want red envelopes? Anyway, I have no money!"

Guo Dahua said: "It's such a big deal that you and Mi Xiaolian didn't give a red envelope? You gave birth to a son full of chrysanthemums!"

Fan Dabao pointed at Mi Xiaolian: "The son of chrysanthemums was born by Mi Xiaolian! Mi Xiaolian, hit her!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

The old Wang dug the documents and passed by, saw their conversation, immediately exploded, and ran towards Mi Xiaolian like a mad dog in a double bird array, crying and howling: "Sister Lian! Why did you marry Fan?" Dabao, that wicked beast!"

Fan Dabao stood in front of Mi Xiaolian with his chest up. Seeing that the old Wangtou was approaching, he turned on the range stunt and made the old Wang dizzy on the ground. He pointed his nostrils at the old Wangtou and said, "Mi Xiaolian You are already a married woman, can you focus on yourself?"

The old Wangtou didn't listen at all, lying on the ground and weeping, he stretched out his hand to grab Mi Xiaolian's clothes: "Sister Lian, I have loved you with all my heart for so many years..."

Mi Xiaolian poked her head out from behind Fan Dabao: "It's only been a year since I transferred to this server."

The old Wangtou groaned sadly: "One day is like three autumns, and ten years are boundless between life and death..."

Fan Dabao took out his abacus and piapiapia twice: "Oh, that should be two hundred and nineteen years of life and death in one thousand and ninety-five years."

Mi Xiaolian patted Fan Dabao: "You are good at math."

Fan Dabao held up the abacus to show off: "We rely on it for food."

Mi Xiaolian then leaned her head on Fan Dabao's shoulder, pinched her throat and said, "Wow~Brother Dabao, you are so annoying~"

Fan Dabao said softly: "It's over, it's too nasty."

Mi Xiaolian: "I feel like throwing up myself."

Grandma Tuan also pinched her throat and said, "Wow~Brother Dabao, you are so tired~"

Guo Dahua: "Wow~Brother Dabao, you are so annoying~"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Wow~Brother Dabao, you are so tired~"

Dawei: "...Huh? Oh, I'm so tired!"

The old Wang shed two tears of blood and pointed at Fan Dabao and asked, "What's so good about this picky and cheap bastard?!"

Tuan Da Nai Guo Da Hua looked for Xiao Gua Da Wei and stood next to Fan Da Bao, pointing their nostrils at Lao Wang's head.

Grandma Tuan said: "Show loyalty."

Fan Dabao nodded.

Guo Dahua said, "You have a good temper."

Fan Dabao nodded.

Looking for Xiaogua, he said, "Three views are correct."

Fan Dabao nodded.

Dawei: "...the butt is big."

Fan Dabao also nodded, and then he came to his senses, gave Dawei a blank look, and thought to himself, you have a big butt.

Mi Xiaolian showed up and said: "The most important thing is to be handsome."

Fan Dabao clapped his hands: "I'll just say it! Mi Xiaolian has the most discerning eyes! And the most important thing is...I'm rich!"

Grandma Tuan asked, "Brother Dabao, where are the red envelopes?"

Fan Dabao laughed and said, "Yes, yes, don't worry, I will definitely give it!"

Guo Dahua: "Brother Dabao is so handsome!"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Brother Dabao is so generous."

Fan Dabao: "Hahahahaha, it's easy to say."

Old Wang raised his head and looked at Fan Dabao: "This has nothing to do with you, right?"

Just as Fan Dabao was about to swear, he saw Sang Biao and his thick-legged people rushing towards him roaring and roaring. Sang Biao saw the old Wang's head and shouted: "Fuck the old bastard first!" People swarmed up and started beating the old Wang's head.

Mi Xiaolian said: "Let's go, don't accidentally hurt yourself."

Then a few of them rubbed mud and got on the horse and ran away without saying a word.

Grandma Tuan asked, "Why are they here?"

Mi Xiaolian smiled slightly and said, "I was the one who notified Sangbiao and Thick Thighs that Dabao had given out red envelopes, and quickly called people from the Qi faction to come along."

Fan Dabao was surprised: "Fuck, where did I get the money?"

Mi Xiaolian gave him a blank look: "Of course I don't really want you to give out red envelopes, but I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with the old Wangtou, so I let Sangbiao and the others deal with him."

Fan Dabao gave a thumbs up: "Dick."

Big Boss Tuan: "Brother Dabao, where's the promised red envelope?"

Fan Dabao: "What red envelope?"

Guo Dahua: "You just promised!"

Fan Dabao: "I forgot!"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Dawei! Take out the rope!"

Dawei's glasses flashed, and he took out the rope...

The wailing of the old Wang's head being beaten was interspersed with two words of Lianmei, and the beating of Fan Dabao was crying for father and mother.

The GM watched the streamer channel and thought, wow~ today's country clothes are also very lively.