[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Chapter 31

I don't know what kind of shit luck Fan Dabao has had. This cheapskate refuses to go to the 100% pregnant incense because he thinks it is too expensive. Mi Xiaolian cries and fights while hugging the NPC. Of course, he didn't let go of the sect boy, who knew that he was really pregnant.Fan Dabao is so excited, the double-knife man/wife is a yo-yo, and I was shot in one shot. With his character, he must be showing off everywhere and bragging to everyone, but this time it is a hidden marriage. To let others know, he can only laugh secretly, giggling and giggling when he thinks of it, someone passing by immediately pretends to look around, showing his special pretense skills; if he sees someone complaining that he has burned three sticks of incense Before she was pregnant, he pretended to run over to comfort her, expressing deep sympathy and suppressing a smile. Only Mi Xiaolian knew that Fan Dabao was actually out to gloat.

Mi Xiaolian looked at him really angry and funny, and said: "The acting skills are too exaggerated, I'm afraid people don't know that you got a cheap one and won?"

Fan Dabao put his hips on his hips and laughed angrily: "Hahahahahaha, I am me, different fireworks!"

Mi Xiaolian shook her head and had nothing to say.

Fan Dabao asked: "There are still seven days before the baby is born?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."

Fan Dabao thought for a while, then suddenly squatted down and looked at Mi Xiaolian's stomach and asked, "...Will there be a miscarriage?"

Mi Xiaolian turned around: "You are crazy, you got it from the NPC, and you thought it was born from my stomach?" After finishing speaking, Mi Xiaolian felt very ashamed, he is a big man Why are you saying this?

Fan Dabao: "No, no, I'd better be careful recently, what if?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Where is the event?"

Fan Dabao still shook his head: "Pregnant women are not allowed to exercise strenuously. Let me tell you. When my cousin was pregnant, she lay on the bed for a month before she gave birth. You must be careful when you are newly pregnant."

Mi Xiaolian was about to cry: "There is no abortion system."

Fan Dabao nodded firmly: "Random 3, everything is random, you don't care if it exists, anyway, it's decided, from today onwards, you don't do anything except grow gold."

Mi Xiaolian said in shock: "Ah?!" Dad!Is there a painless abortion system? !

Fan Dabao: "Don't ride any mounts, it's too bumpy."

Mi Xiaolian: "...not so."

Fan Dabao said very seriously: "As for! A stick of incense costs ten yuan!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..." Mom!I want a divorce!

Then Fan Dabao babbled about the pregnancy precautions all night, all about the postpartum care of sows, which made Mi Xiaolian feel that he was really pregnant. He subconsciously touched his lower abdomen several times, and finally pinched it. He also remembered that Fan Dabao said just now that he was too thin to bear children, and while confirming that he was not pregnant, he was also convinced that he had been driven crazy by Fan Dabao.

Under the torment of Fan Dabao's five steps, ten steps and one support, Mi Xiaolian sat and listened to his pregnancy education class. The hard days finally came to an end. Xiao Lian had a dream. She dreamed that she was pregnant. When she was six months old, she told her mother that she didn't want to give birth.

So the next night Mi Xiaolian listlessly followed Fan Dabao to pick up the baby, but Fan Dabao actually nodded and said, "It's going to be labor after all, it's really hard."

Mi Xiaolian said with a look of resentment: "May I help you give birth to a little assassin." After finishing speaking, Mi Xiaolian wanted to bump her head to death at the NPC's feet, why did she have to say such shameful words?

Fan Dabao waved his hand: "No~ possible! He is definitely a mage boy!"

Mi Xiaolian shrugged indifferently, took the child from the NPC and took a look, damn it, he really is a mage kid.

Fan Dabao danced around him: "What is it? Is it a mage boy?"

Mi Xiaolian was greatly disappointed: "Yes, yes, mage boy!"

Fan Dabao quacked and laughed like a duck being choked: "I'm much better than a man with two swords/wife. Thirteenth Aunt gave birth to a Taoist priest hahahahaha, she must have cheated!"

Mi Xiaolian ignored him, looked at the brat and said, "The aptitude is 750, it seems a little low, you can wash it yourself when the time comes."

Fan Dabao: "Okay, okay~"

Mi Xiaolian: "What should I call the child?"

Fan Dabao: "Anyway, it's your surname, so you can take it."

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said, "Let's save trouble, let's call him Mi Xiaobao."

Fan Dabao pouted and said dissatisfiedly, "You're too casual! But I like it."

Mi Xiaolian was startled, and asked: "...What do you like?"

Fan Dabao blinked and said, "The name is Mi Xiaobao."

Mi Xiaolian: "...Okay."

"Call me daddy! Call me daddy!" Fan Dabao took the child, his face almost cracked with laughter, and asked, "By the way, when will you beg your son again?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Just now."

Fan Dabao: "Huh? Are you not confinement?"

Mi Xiaolian really wanted to sew Fan Dabao's mouth shut, so she gritted her teeth and said, "No, sit down."

Fan Dabao has entered the 13th-level old mother status, and the damage of chattering has increased by 130%: "It's not good for your health, my cousin didn't sit well during her confinement, and her back hurts when it's windy and rainy, although our account is just a pile of data , That’s a waste of money, right? What if the foundation of the account is broken? Then you won’t be able to poke people, and it won’t hurt to fight monsters. Washing equipment, smashing diamonds, refining black, opening boxes black, thinking It’s scary to think about it! Hey, tell me, shouldn’t there be a difference between male and female numbers? For example, female fighters should be a little weaker than male fighters, right? Why is Sangbiao still so fierce? Will a good confinement be a little less, then I won’t be afraid of her! Oh, yes, she seems to be adopted, so you say you should take a good confinement?”

Mi Xiaolian looked up at the sky unrequitedly, Dad, I really want a divorce.

Later, every day when Mi Xiaolian went online, she could only lie down and listen to Fan Dabao explain how to take care of her confinement child. After being tortured for three days, Fan Dabao finally calmed down, and happily followed Mi Xiaolian to pray for her child.

Mi Xiaolian stood in front of the statue of the unicorn delivering a child, looking helplessly at Fan Dabao, who was dancing and chanting "Good luck ~ one more~" beside her.

Fan Dabao asked, "Another cheap one?"

Mi Xiaolian thought about it, no way!If you fail, you will definitely be fooled by Fan Dabao's magic voice again. You promised to be good, but your body is very honest. I bought the most expensive hundred hairs of thyme, and while Fan Dabao was not paying attention, I quickly thrust it in front of the Qilin Sending Son Statue. .

Fan Dabao asked: "Hey, did you let the sect boy go?"

Only then did Mi Xiaolian remember and forgot to put it: "...No..."

Fan Dabao patted himself on the stomach: "It's okay if you don't let it go, that thing is useless at all, hehe, let's see how good I am then!"

Mi Xiaolian poked his stomach: "I hope so."

I don't know if it was Fan Dabao who stepped on shit again or Mi Xiaolian's ancestral virtues. After repeating the above pregnancy process, the exhausted Mi Xiaolian got a little nanny as she wished. Fan Dabao's madly smiling face almost rushed out of the monitor. Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, if it wasn't for the secret marriage, his tail would have been up to the sky.

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Will you name the second son?"

Fan Dabao: "I won't~"

Mi Xiaolian: "You can call me whatever you want."

Fan Dabao rolled his eyes: "Then call it Mi Puppy."

Mi Xiaolian's eyeballs almost fell out: "...Ah?!"

Fan Dabao chuckled and said, "It's easier to make a living with a cheap name."

Mi Xiaolian protested: "Why isn't your son called a puppy?"

Shameless Fan Dabao said: "That's your name, how can you change it casually."

Mi Xiaolian was speechless, and casually changed the name of the little nanny to Mi Dabao, and summoned her out for a walk, saying, "Dabao, call me Mom."

Seeing this, the extremely shameless Fan Dabao said, "Ask Mom to give me pocket money?"

Mi Xiaolian: "What do you think?"

Fan Dabao: "Mom!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..." Dad!You have a soul in the sky, tell me quickly!Why do I like this kind of person!

In the end, Fan Dabao said that it was very hard for Mi Xiaolian to give birth to her second child, and repeated the above process of "serving" the confinement for six days.

Mi Xiaolian's heart is crying, Dad!Heaven has no eyes!