My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

Chapter 14 Encountering Zuo Guardian

When the protagonist and the emperor are affectionately preparing to recall the passion of the past years.The hero and the little brother of the Devil's Cult have already traveled more than half of the palace.

Not only did he turn around, but he also bumped into seven concubines taking a bath, three fake eunuchs having sex, and two guards having sex.The two even ransacked a handful of Zhenbao Pavilion, but they just couldn't find the Tianshan snow lotus they wanted.

In the end, he had no choice but to arrest a little eunuch and a maid to ask for directions.Originally, this kind of physical work should be done by heroes, but heroes say that they are moral, ideal, cultured and disciplined heroes, how can they do such bullying things?

Then the little brother of the Devil's Cult sprinkled a handful of medicine and arrested a little... big eunuch.As a result, I couldn't catch it, and caught an old acquaintance.

It is the Left Protector of the Demon Cult.

Little brother: "...I know that the young master killed the leader, and everyone will have a hard time when the devil sect goes bankrupt. But being a eunuch is too much to think about."

Guardian Zuo: "That's why you don't understand. A eunuch is also a civil servant. Let me tell you, the bribes collected here are more than a month's salary of our Demon Cult."

The eyes of the little brother of the Devil's Cult shone brightly: "Really, is there still a shortage of people?"

Guardian Zuo: "There is no shortage, it's full, it's a beautiful job, how could there be any vacancies if everyone rushes here. As soon as the order from the superior is ordered, they are all snatched up."

Hero: "...Wait a minute, boss? Isn't the Demon Cult destroyed?"

Zuo Hufa looked at the hero with the eyes of an idiot.

Brother Demon Cult: ......

The demon brother was shocked.

The hero was also shocked.

Back then, when the young master of the Demon Cult was still the evil, charming, crazy, cool and cool young man of the Demon Cult, when he was not taken away by the protagonist, he personally destroyed the Demon Cult and killed the leader of the Demon Cult.Both the demon cult brother and the hero were present at the scene.

Brother Demon Cult: "...Who is your boss now?"

Guardian Zuo: "Oh."

The hero raised his eyelids impatiently and glanced at the left guardian, and then the hero beat him to the ground.

Like a kitten, the hero picked up the clothes from the back of his neck, "What do I ask and what do you answer, do you know? Where is the Tianshan snow lotus in the palace?"

Left Protector: "Heh, I am a majestic Demon Cult Zuo Protector. Although I can't beat you, it doesn't mean that I will answer whatever you ask. I am a dignified person!"

The hero turned his head and asked the little brother of the Demon Cult: "Why don't you cut off his penis and give it to your young master to drink in a bar? Didn't he say that we don't care about his waist?"

Brother Demon Cult: "To tell you the truth, my son's waist has been opened, so you don't need to worry about it."

Hero: "Then change something. People in your demon sect can't eat people's hearts. Dig it out and bring it back to your young master."

Brother Demon Cult: "...don't eat."

Hero: "How did you do the Demon Cult? - Forget it, I will eat if he doesn't eat."

Guardian Zuo and the younger brother of the Demon Sect were dumbfounded.

The hero's face was paralyzed, and he stretched out his hand and gestured on the chest of the left guardian.

Left Protector: "Go straight through three gazebos, turn right and go through a bamboo forest to find a secret door under a marked rockery!"

Brother Demon Cult: "...Are you stupid? He lied to you, who has nothing to eat people's hearts?!"

Guardian Zuo chirped: "I'm afraid!"

Hopeless.

The hero was very satisfied, and then started to ask the second question, "Do you know Yan Jinsi?"

Guardian Zuo was taken aback, this question was a bit unexpected, "How do you know about Yan Jinsi?"

Before the hero could get an answer, the little brother suddenly became alert, "Someone is here!"

There is no way, the little brother can only use poison to make this idiot left protector faint, and then trot all the way with the hero.Let's leave here first and find where Xuelian is.

The conversation is divided into two parts, the protagonist is still fighting with the emperor.

The emperor and the prince are indeed brothers. They both have the same begging and joy routines, and they can't get up while sitting on the protagonist.

The emperor: "...husband, have you neglected to take care of yourself and practice kung fu recently?"

The belly fat is soft and cute.

Protagonist: "Will you stop loving me when I grow into a 250-pound fat man?"

The emperor sweetly said: "How could it be? My love for you can be learned from the sun and the moon. The kind of "the mountain has no edges, the sky and the earth are in harmony, and only then can I dare to part with you"."

I don't know if the protagonist is moved or not, but it is true that he wants to cry.

Lord Protagonist: "You are all as beautiful as a flower, as beautiful as a jade, with long legs, slender waist and good physical strength. Why do you have to fight against me? Think about those delicate Su nobles, alluring Wan noble concubines, and dignified pure queens in your harem." .Now you are sleeping with me, what will they think of you in the future? How will their children think of you?"

The emperor: "...Isn't their child my child?"

Lord Protagonist: "...This is not necessarily the case."

Maybe it belonged to the imperial doctor, maybe it belonged to the guards, or maybe it belonged to the fake eunuch.

The emperor: "Do you know that your words are dangerous? Say, who did you sleep with in the harem?"

Protagonist: ………

No one wants to sleep, I just want to be alone!

But is it possible?Obviously not possible.

If the stallion man is alone, where will the face of the stallion in the world go? !

The emperor is preparing to continue his love affair with the protagonist.

He heard the sound of guards running around outside suddenly.It's fine for them to run outside, but to take a shortcut, they even jumped up and down from the roof.

The glazed tiles on the roof were trampled to pieces with a "cracking" sound, and slag kept falling down.

The protagonist was fascinated: "...it must be very profitable to repair the roof in your building."

The emperor heroically brushed off the dust that fell on his head, and asked directly outside, "What happened again?"

The little eunuch outside squeezed his throat, "Return to Your Majesty, I heard that the rare and rare treasures offered by Yan Jinsi have been stolen. The guards are hunting them down."

The emperor sneered, "A bunch of trash, how much better do you think they are than my guards? A waste of my roof repair money."

The protagonist felt that the time had come, so he twisted and twisted and prepared to escape from under the emperor, "I think His Majesty is very busy, so you don't need to stay with me here, hahaha."

The emperor slapped the protagonist's chest with his backhand, with a "snap", it was crisp and loud, and the cute little fat trembled three times.

The emperor's domineering side leaked, "It's hard, what should my husband say?"

The author has something to say:

Well, everyone thinks it’s better for women to wear men, so let’s continue running on the road of women wearing men~