dhibooks Chapter 13 Entering the Palace
Chapter 13 Entering the Palace
Protagonist: "...Turn left 500 meters away and there is an inn for no reason. Inside there is a 1.6-meter-tall red-clothed Zhengtai who specializes in all kinds of tonic pills. If you quote my name, the price can be doubled!"
The princess thinks the protagonist is poisonous.
Concubine: "Who said you want a big tonic pill? What you want is detoxification! He used to sleep with you to delay the toxicity."
The protagonist: "Didn't you and your little brother buy the poison? The poison you poisoned yourself. I believe in your physique. It's a trivial matter to die for love."
These days, men don't have 180cm, 18cm and 18 hours. Are you ashamed to say that you are a prostitute?You see, the soldier next door was ridiculed, and he was out of the circle!
Princess: "This poison was given by the emperor, thank you. Those who prevent brothers from fighting for the throne will surely die. You were the only one who survived by hanging your life back then."
The protagonist suddenly realized something else: "You mean, sleeping with me can detoxify?"
Princess: "Yes."
Protagonist: "Then...fuck me. Is there any effect?"
The protagonist is overjoyed.
It feels like a new world has opened up for me.If this assumption is true, I don't have to steal any snow lotus at all!
It's just... the difficulty of operation seems a bit high.
Princess: "I'm sorry I was too anxious, 'right' is not rigorous. I mean sleeping with you can delay the onset of toxicity."
The prince sat up with a pale face: "Can you deal with me first before chatting? This king is going to die!"
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The protagonist thinks that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda!
But... what is a pagoda, can it be eaten?Whether this person dies or not has something to do with him?
Right?Right? !
The main character refused.
The princess raised her iron fist.
The protagonist is very calm, "Young man, don't think that your martial arts are very high. I am the son of the devil sect, the chosen one. Ma Gong, as long as you dare to fight, within 5 minutes, you will kneel down and beg me not to die! "
princess:"…………"
The prince has successfully passed out.The princess held him in her arms very distressed, and asked the protagonist what he could do to help.
The protagonist thought for a while, and came over to discuss with the princess: "Do you know that there is a big palace on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, and there is a thing called Tianshan Snow Lotus in it that can cure all kinds of poisons."
princess:"…………"
Protagonist: "Collaborate to understand?"
The concubine felt that she was a dignified concubine, and her hidden identity had not been announced. After searching for such a thing for so long, she couldn't find it. It was unreasonable for a protagonist who had lost his memory to know it.
Princess: "How do you know?"
Protagonist: "My little brother from the Demon Cult told me."
Princess: "Then how did he know?"
The protagonist: "...you are sick, how do I know how does he know?!"
Princess: "Be careful, how can a demon cultist know what's in the palace?"
Oh.
Although it makes sense, I still think you are more worthy of being guarded.
In the end, the protagonist gave the prince a kiss, like sticking out his tongue, and barely survived for a while.Then the princess decided to take the protagonist and his party to the palace to steal snow lotus.
So the team that finally entered the palace became the princess, the protagonist, the little brother of the Demon Sect, and the hero.
Although it is a Shura field, I don't know why Shura's is not authentic at all.
The princess gave a map to bring all three of them into the palace as agreed and ignored it.
The three of them wandered around the palace in the clothes of little eunuchs.The protagonist, who was tired from walking in the palace, was sitting on a flower bed in a dainty manner, and was about to wipe off his sweat when his eyes were covered by a pair of hands.
"Husband, guess who I am?"
The main character: "..."
Ah, I want to sing a cool song for myself.
"Have you forgotten me?" The voice was disappointed and let go of his hand.Then he continued, "Oh, I knew my husband was ruthless, but I didn't expect it to be so ruthless. Come here, drag him back to the dragon bed and tie him up,"
The protagonist: "How could I have forgotten your majesty, the little fairy! My baby misses me to death, oops, it's been a long time since I haven't seen you, you seem to have lost weight. Didn't you drink more hot water?"
The emperor: "Drag on."
A group of young eunuchs rushed forward and held down the protagonist.At this critical moment, the protagonist saw the hero and the demon brother wearing the clothes of the eunuch not far away, standing respectfully not far away, watching himself being arrested.
Just as the protagonist was about to open his mouth to pull the two of them into the water, the hero picked up a dead branch from the flower bed next to him.
The sad and beautiful death of cockroach children's shoes is vivid in my mind.
The protagonist looked at the hero and the little brother of the Demon Cult with sad eyes, expecting the two to find out their conscience.But the emperor quickly cut off his sight.
Needless to say, 1.8 meters is standard.I saw him tall and tall, with fair complexion, clear and deep facial features, like a Greek sculpture, with dark and deep ice eyes, which looked wild, unrestrained, evil and sexy.His three-dimensional facial features are as handsome as a knife, and his whole body exudes a majestic aura of a king. At this time, there is a wild and unrestrained smile on his evil and handsome face.
The emperor: "Husband, what are you looking at?"
The protagonist: "I'm looking at how good-looking your Majesty is."
The emperor smiled coquettishly, and the smile made the protagonist's hair stand on end, "Don't be afraid, Husband, I will take good care of you."
The protagonist was taken down.
The hero and the little brother of the Devil's Cult watched from the side.The demon brother resisted the urge to take out the melon seeds, "I thought you would rush out to save him."
Da Xia: "Are you crazy or am I crazy. At least half of the eunuchs just now are masters."
The demon brother agreed, and the two felt sorry for the protagonist, and then went to find Xuelian.
The protagonist was brought to the dragon bed, and was directly tied with a red rope in a diamond shape, which was very aesthetically pleasing in the first place.It's just that the fat raised in the palace these days is a bit too much.
Protagonist: "Let's have something to talk about, don't go to bed, okay?"
The emperor asked the little eunuch to help him undress, and said, "Okay~"
The protagonist bit his lip, why do people in this world have a different understanding of the word "good" than I do?
The emperor has already stripped down to only his obscene clothes and trousers.Then with a wave of his hand, all the little eunuchs under him went out.
The protagonist twisted twice like a caterpillar, but it was obvious that he couldn't escape.
Why? !Why can't you let go of my dick! !Your stallion Ma Wen is really not picky!
The protagonist watched the emperor approaching him step by step, filled with anger and humiliation.With a hard struggle... the rope was struggled away.
I was stunned for a moment and was about to run, but was pressed down by the emperor.
The main character: "...It's fine if they know martial arts, isn't it too imprecise for you, an emperor, to know martial arts!? You can stay at home without leaving your house? Do you know what kind of physique the modern dead house people have? ?”
The emperor didn't care about it, and started chatting while holding down the protagonist, "I heard that you fell off the cliff, and my heart was in pain. I didn't think that my husband was really lucky."
Protagonist: "Aren't you great? Double-click a 666 if you like it."
The emperor: "When you left, you told me that if you got the treasure of the seven-star parchment, you would share it equally with me. I don't know if my husband found the treasure in the Devil's Cult?"
The protagonist: "To be honest, I lost my memory."
The emperor leaned over and smiled coquettishly: "How about I ask you to remember our past passion?"
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Can't eat.
Why does my mother, a single dog, want to know about the past passions of you bunch of dead gays?
Ballball, let me go! !
Protagonist: "Baby, how about we play a game where we are all wooden people?"
The emperor: "After inserting it in?"
Protagonist: ………
My mother's ears are going to go blind, ah! !ah! ! !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Why are you always so proficient? !
The author has something to say:
It is impossible to have meat, the author has a strong desire to survive