dhibooks Chapter 15 Watching Navel Oranges
Chapter 15 Watching Navel Oranges
The protagonist sincerely suggested: "Take a cold bath, it will be effective."
Of course the emperor would not listen to such a donkey's suggestion.Apart from anything else, he decided to execute the protagonist on the spot.Although the protagonist is struggling desperately, his own integrity is still hanging by a thread.
The protagonist was crying: "Let me go! Your Majesty, don't make me hate you!!"
The emperor is domineering and evil: "Shout it, your throat will be broken... I will feel sorry for you."
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What kind of broken script is this that steals, plunders, abuses and loves deeply! !
Just when the protagonist wondered if he really shouted for help, would the protagonist's halo burst out and bring in the group of guards running around outside the palace and let them kill the emperor.
But... the fate of killing the emperor may be very serious.
After all, there is only one emperor now, and all the guards come in to form a reinforced company!Not to mention eighteen centimeters, even if the lower body is 88 centimeters, the three legs stand together, and even it will shrink after strengthening.
There is an ancient poem: There are 3000 beauties in the harem, and iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles.
At this moment, suddenly the sound of jumping up and down came from the roof.
……The guards in the palace are so busy.
Suddenly, a big hole was broken in the roof, and a pile of rotten stubble and broken tiles fell down with a clatter. In the chaos, a figure who looked like a fairy fell out of the big hole. down.
Although it fell, the ones that fell were graceful and level, and the ones that fell were absolutely gorgeous.
The man fell to the ground lightly, holding the sword in his right hand, dusting the dust with his left hand, and when he looked up, he saw the navel orange duo.
Three people: ...
The protagonist cried with joy: "Help, big brother!!"
The hero felt that he was about to get a needle's eye, and silently turned his head away: "I'm sorry, there will be a period later."
After finishing speaking, he was about to jump on the beam of the house to fight with others. Before jumping, he suddenly remembered something, and turned back to the emperor and said: "The roof needs to be repaired, the wood is rotten. It will fall down as soon as you step on it."
The emperor: "... To put it lightly, if I have money, would I still use it here to sell my body?"
The emperor turned his head and spoke earnestly to the protagonist, "Look, these men are all greedy for your youthful beauty, but I am the only one who is sincerely greedy for your treasure. I am the only one who is qualified to be your sweet little wife people."
Protagonist: "If you are sick, take medicine and drink plenty of hot water."
As soon as this end was finished, another person fell from the roof.Falling this time, the martial arts is not high, and the fall is very realistic. "biaji" fell very badly.
The demon brother got up from the ground, rubbed his buttocks, turned around and saw the navel orange duo, a hero who was like a banishing fairy, he was stunned for a moment and said, "Don't worry about me, just continue. "
Then he looked at the roof, there were seven or eight guards on the roof looking down at the hole, but they didn't dare to come down and arrest people after seeing his majesty's live erotic palace.
The protagonist lay on the dragon bed and looked at the big hole with his head. He felt that this scene was really delicate.
At the same time, the hero and the little brother of the Devil's Cult did not run out, so there were already heavy guards outside.These four people were completely trapped in this small room.
I heard the officers and soldiers outside send a person with sound effects, shouting outside, "Listen, people inside, you are surrounded. Hurry up and hand over your majesty and the stolen treasure, and spare you life."
Lord Protagonist: "...... Spare us not to die?"
The emperor was very honest: "Those who lie to you, they can't make the decision."
Protagonist: "I heard about the two uncles over there, hurry up and kidnap me!!"
By the way, save me from the fire pit!
Now on this occasion, the emperor also felt that it was a shame for him to sit on the protagonist, and he didn't look like a domineering person at all, so he got off the protagonist very calmly, and tidied up his clothes by himself.
The protagonist could finally sit up from the dragon bed, and hid in a corner like a little daughter-in-law. Looking at the three little sluts in the room, he was filled with emotion.
Why every time they want to fuck them by themselves, they have a feeling that they are going to be fucked.
The emperor's middle clothes are delicate: "May I ask Your Excellency?"
The little brother of the Demon Sect came out again and introduced affectionately: "This, I don't know how many generations of emperors of which dynasty, who is worrying about the national treasury, and had a py transaction with my son-this, is the martial arts leader whose whole family was tragically exterminated. The enemy seeker was once raped by my son."
This way of introduction... the hero is so miserable.
When a new character comes out, he will be "raped".
but!Think about what this person just did and feel no need for sympathy at all!
Your majesty is worthy of being an emperor, he has a domineering air, even if he only wears a middle coat, he is still very domineering, he said, "May I ask what you two took from my palace?"
The protagonist: "Oh, I know this, Tianshan Xuelian. Your husband is dying, and I am waiting for this help."
Brother Demon Cult: "...Young Master, to be honest, Daxia and I dislike the trouble of carrying Tianshan snow lotus, and have already eaten it on the spot. Eating it on the spot is not considered stealing, and now the body search can't find any evidence. "
The main character: "..."
WTF? !
The protagonist: "May I ask your son, what should I do?"
Brother Demon Sect: "You are the protagonist, don't be cowardly, if you can't do it, you can consider fucking yourself. Delay the toxicity by yourself."
………heitui! !
Crossing the river, demolishing the bridge, going upstairs, taking the ladder out of the hole, turning your face, pulling out the hanging, ruthless, hello! !But do you still remember that I got the princess to bring you into the palace?ah? ! !
The protagonist turned his face and asked the emperor with a mouthful of blood in his mouth, "How many Tianshan snow lotus do you have?"
The emperor: "One, a tribute from Yanjin Si."
Brother Demon Cult: "The hero and I split it equally. Each has ten petals, dry swallowing."
...... Don't say any more, don't say any more! !
In an instant, the protagonist is all hopeless, and even has the urge to give up on himself, harm the country as a concubine, and seek refuge with the emperor to let the emperor kill these two little sluts.
The emperor sighed, and turned to appease the protagonist: "People, life is bound to die, it is a definite number. No matter how long-lived a person is, it is only a hundred years in a hurry. There is actually no difference between dying early and dying later."
The protagonist: "Then show me your death now."
The emperor pretended not to hear: "In fact, the most important thing for a person is not when he dies, but what he can leave behind in his life?"
The protagonist thought about it for a while—there was a pile of reference books for postgraduate entrance examinations, countless unwashed panties and socks, and unpacked instant noodle buckets.Here... probably this long stretch of 1.8-meter pig's trotters is left.
The protagonist, the lord, felt so sad that he leaned into the emperor's arms and wept.
The emperor helped the protagonist follow the back: "I don't think you understand what I mean, I mean, think about what you can leave behind."
The protagonist feels that he has thought about it, and that he has nothing in his life.Beep beep.
The emperor expressly said, "I mean, you can tell me about the treasure of the seven-star parchment now..."
Protagonist: "... Bah!"