My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

Chapter 12

Protagonist: ………

It makes sense.

The protagonist stood up and shouted loudly: "Whoever beats this person to death, I will be his boyfriend for a day."

Hero: ………

The protagonist sat down.

Countless werewolves stood up.

The little brother of the Demon Sect sat a little further away from the hero silently holding the melon seeds.

The male creatures with bright eyes in the inn were rubbing their hands excitedly.

The hero put down the sword in his hand, picked up a chopstick on the table, and threw it out. The chopstick stuck a cockroach to the wall.

To be fair, the death of a cockroach is particularly poignant.

The inn was quiet.

The hero calmly picked up the second chopstick.

The covetous male creatures in the inn scattered all of a sudden.

Protagonist: ………

You guys dare to stare at me if you don't shoot me to death, right? !Bullying the weak and fearing the hard-bodied Hey, be reasonable, the abo text next door is fighting for the right to fight, and the fountain of human blood is blown out!

The hero turned his head and glanced at the protagonist, who immediately became honest.

The hero inserted the chopsticks into the protagonist's hair as hairpins.The protagonist is shivering, afraid that his own head will also be poignantly beautiful.

At this time, the little brother of the Demon Sect came over and said to the protagonist: "Our plan is this, you seduce the prince, let him take you into the palace, then you seduce the emperor again, and then reward you with Tianshan snow lotus. If not, you can seduce the guards and let them..."

The protagonist: "...Have you thought about my waist?"

The little brother of the Demon Sect took out a bottle of nourishing kidney and nourishing. Essence of Dabu Wan and put it on the table: "20 taels, thank you."

The main character: "..."

The original plan was obviously a reasonable division of labor between the three people. How did it become a male vixen grade exam now?

The protagonist thinks this is not okay.

The main character: "Baby, you have to think this way, the prince will definitely not let me get out of bed when he sees me like that coquettish big goblin. It is impossible for me to have the opportunity to seduce other people. How about this , I showed the three of us a clear path, and asked the hero to bring a chopstick to directly stab the guard at the palace gate to death, then he rushed in, hacked down the guards in the city with his sword, and finally snatched the snow lotus and ran away."

Reasonable and highly operable.

The old lady is simply too witty!

The demon brother thinks this plan is very exciting, but, "He took the antidote and ran away, what should we do? We can't beat him."

Protagonist: "...find some kind of sex that you have the antidote for, and put it in his mouth. The kind that has been poisoned for three days."

The hero next to him reached out and pulled the chopsticks off the protagonist's head.

The protagonist: "...Baby, you are so beautiful, gentle, virtuous, evil, charming, crazy, so I can't bear it."

The mentality of the three people who are all based on the other party's efforts to eat meat is obviously not fruitful.

The prince also lived up to expectations, and soon soldiers came over.He took the protagonist away directly.

No matter how much the protagonist is crying and crying, the hero just sits on the edge of the table ruthlessly and beautifully.

The little brother was very distressed and helped the protagonist up from the ground, "Young master, please take care of this trip, please greet the prince well for me."

The protagonist: "...you little rascal, what's your relationship with the prince?"

Little brother: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Young master, don't talk nonsense, I don't, I'm not."

The protagonist: "Sinister! This son will punish you to serve the prince for a hundred days, and you will come back soon!"

Little brother: "The two of us can live for about 30 days, if there is no antidote."

The main character: "..."

The heart was pierced, and it was pierced into pieces.

The protagonist: "I want to come to this young master who is as beautiful as a flower in the prosperous age, with a demonic aura, and is about to be ruined by others. Is there anything you want to say to this young master?"

Little brother: "The housekeepers and servants of the prince's mansion can sleep with the horse breeders, but don't sleep with the princess, we can't afford to mess with it."

Pooh!

If you betray my old lady today, my old lady will definitely make you regret it one day!

Then the protagonist was packed and sent to the prince's mansion.But very fortunately, the prince was not lucky.

Because the prince's back hurts.You can hear the prince screaming every night.

That's right, Wang Hao bought five years of Mi.Jian □□ and hasn't used up yet.

After the protagonist was kidnapped, Young Master Tsing Yi also changed his clothes and came out.

She was still dressed in blue clothes, but it was obviously more tasteful than the previous set, the blue was more stylish, the blue was more elegant and different from others.

Young Master Tsing Yi glanced around the room, and found that his guests were gone, and that man with a devilish look was gone.

At the moment, there are only three previous dramas left here.When the ex met, she was extremely jealous.

The hero took the chopsticks and threw them out, and the young man in Tsing Yi didn't dodge. Before the chopsticks got close to him, he blew himself into wooden balls, very consciously.

Hero: "Young master's skill also requires a three-legged cat like him to save him?"

The little brother of the Demon Cult took out his melon seeds: "You mean son, a three-legged cat?"

Daxia: "Now it's a three-legged cat."

Brother Demon Cult: "It's now, don't you believe that he lost his memory?"

The hero has no expression on his face: "Oh."

Young Master Tsing Yi: "...Can you guys respect me?"

Must not.

The hero's face was paralyzed, noble and glamorous, he took the burden and asked the young man in Tsing Yi to prepare a room for him just like he greeted the waiter in the shop.

The little brother of the Demon Sect showed a pure little white rabbit smile of "I'm just a follower and I don't know anything" to the young master in Tsing Yi.

Alas, the world of martial arts does not know martial arts so miserable.Especially the former rivals in love were all martial arts masters.

The protagonist has lived in the prince's mansion for five or six days. He has grown fat and white, and his weight is approaching two hundred and two.But the protagonist is unscrupulous, and simply thinks that if he is fat, there will be no housekeeper and servant to harass him by opening the window at night while raising horses.

That night, the protagonist was putting his own homemade mousetrap on the window, planning to trap any unscrupulous man with his claws in.

As a result, the door was kicked open with a sudden "bang!".

The main character: "..."

The concubine walked in carrying the disheveled and weak prince.

The prince is obviously only half breathed, and he looks like he is dying from excessive indulgence.

Protagonist: "Tsk, this sinful and dirty world...and men."

The princess threw the prince on the bed, and looked back at the protagonist: "Sleep with him."

Protagonist: "...What the hell?!...Aww!!"

When the protagonist got excited, he took a picture of the mousetrap himself.

The protagonist is holding his paw and crying.

The princess brought the crying protagonist over, with a serious expression, "Save him."

Yes, the protagonist has a setting for replenishing magic.