dhibooks Chapter 3
Chapter 3
The original owner of Mi Xiaolian's account was a girl who loved to fight. She was a big poisoner and a bloody mouth. She might think that killing people with poisonous milk was not enough, so she sold the account and bought a warrior, a hammer, and a small crispy skin. , By the way, the tainted milk she sold and the new fighter she bought are both called Sangbiao. This is how much I like watching young and Dangerous boys.
Country clothes are good for this. Whoever sells the number and who buys it sells that number. Whoever sells the number and buys the number is clear to others. Sang Biao has offended many people before. We all forgot about each other in Jianghu and turned to her soldiers to settle accounts, but there was a man who was suppressed nine times out of ten because he attacked Sangbiao in the wild. Whether it's an operation problem or an equipment problem, that's Old Wangtou.
The old Wang thought to himself, after Mi Xiaolian bought Sangbiao's tainted milk, her name was changed, her equipment signature was also washed into the neutral pension, so how could it be better to find him unlucky?
Plan [-], stay on top of the monsters, say that he steals monsters, find an excuse to make him popular and cut him!
As a result, after squatting for a week, Mi Xiaolian never appeared within a hundred miles of the whole point of the monster.
So, give up.
Plan [-], stay on a regular basis, use the trumpet to hit Mi Xiaolian for a while to put him in a narrow state, and take advantage of the big red name to stop in his skill range!Justification cut him!
In the end, the trumpet squatted at the Shenshi for two weeks, but still didn't see Mi Xiaolian appearing. Old Wangtou couldn't take it anymore, so he took the trumpet to M him: Sister, don't you need to do weekly routines? !
Mi Xiaolian slapped her head, ah, yes, she still needs to do weekly routines, so he said to Fan Dabao, "I will give you 5 gold a week, and take me to do weekly routines."
Fan Dabao said: "10 gold! I don't need to bring a trumpet!"
Mi Xiaolian said: "8 gold, I'll make you a handmade glove for your trumpet."
Fan Dabao thought for a while: "Okay, deal!"
Then the old Wangtou's trumpet could only stand in the chilly wind of the Shenshi and watch Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian's weekly team, one by one to take on the mission and fight one by one.
So, give up.
Plan 20, keep the mission point, just happened that the game had a mission to form a team to fight 007 monsters, the old Wang Tou asked the hostile [-] to join Mi Xiaolian's team, and then he became popular and beat him, thinking about Mi Xiaolian Seeing that the people in the team lost blood, Lian must increase it, hehe, when the time comes, they will say that Mi Xiaolian is hindering them from clearing the enemy, so they will cut it together!
In the end, 007 clicked on Mi Xiaolian's character to apply for joining the team, and his fingers almost cramped. The first two people in the number get half of one person.
007 asked Lao Wangtou what to do, he ignored me!The old Wang nodded: "You are stupid, if you say 5 gold to ask for the task, Fan Dabao will definitely be fooled!"
The good-for-nothing Fan Dabao was really... cheated.
Fan Dabao: "Give the money first and then accept the task~"
007 silently paid the money, and then told Old Wangtou, you have to reimburse me for this money. Old Wangtou said, I will give you 10 gold including the money for repairing equipment, work hard, don't babble!
Old Wangtou was very happy, everything went according to plan, the only thing that was out of plan was that 007 was beaten to death, and Mi Xiaolian didn't give him a mouthful of blood, what's going on?
Mi Xiaolian: "Don't hit me, I'll take off my clothes and try how much the half-blood poison can poison you."
Fan Dabao: "Just kidding, how can I, a mage, let the nanny fight monsters?"
Mi Xiaolian: "I'll try, how about you hit ten and I'll hit ten?"
Fan Dabao: "It's fine, you start the monsters first, and count them. The newcomer, you stand aside and watch, don't move."
Mi Xiaolian just took off her clothes when 007 was caught for a second and was ready to be poisoned... Then there was no more.
Fan Dabao squatted in front of 007's body: "Preliminary judgment shows that he was hacked to death by an enemy. The wound was caused by a sharp weapon. The murderer is a habitual criminal. He was fatal with one blow."
Mi Xiaolian: "Then shall I pull him up?"
Fan Dabao: "The Jianghu is a matter of the Jianghu, you can resurrect yourself, the money will not be paid back to you, it is a waste of our time!" Then he kicked 007 out of the team.
007 lay on the ground and wept.
Lao Wang stared at the computer and wept.
Then, the plan collapsed across the board.
Old Wang squatted on the sacred stone every day and watched Mi Xiaolian gallop back and forth on the grass-mud horse, and then he got on the horse and left without looking back. The ass of the grass mud horse is smashed, it is better to smash him down, sit on the ground and cry, and then the old king will walk forward and condescend, like a street bully bullying a decent woman, and said with a grinning smile, little lady, play with the uncle , oh, why don't you start a fight with the uncle?
The old Wangtou has turned on the killing mode several times. The slippers are in hand, but he finally held back, no!I am not hostile, so shameless, and like to be popular, I am a righteous and good young man!
After struggling for 130 rounds, on a night of lightning and thunder, Lao Wang waited for Mi Xiaolian to get on the horse after the daily run and was about to leave. Finally, with trembling hands, he mustered up the courage to order Mi Xiaolian to discuss, Mi Xiaolian said nothing Just pick it up, and then there is no more.
After about half an hour, I saw Lao Wang sitting on the ground bleeding and weeping, and his slippers were degummed and leaked.
Mi Xiaolian stepped forward and asked calmly, "Are you still fighting?"
Old Wang shook his head and said nothing, Mi Xiaolian got on the horse and said goodbye, and left again.
The old Wang looked at Mi Xiaolian's calm back, and slammed the keyboard angrily: "Has there been a replacement for Sangbiao? I used to hack her to death once or twice in a sneak attack, and I lost ten times in an open and honest match." Where do I put my face?!" But thinking about it carefully, it can't be the same person, Mi Xiaolian's behavior is far from that of Sangbiao, he will fill up the old Wang's head after losing If Sangbiao doesn’t dance Rumba on the old Wangtou’s body, it means that she has come to the big aunt that day; Mi Xiaolian only said ten sentences to the old Wangtou from the beginning to the end. Goodbye, as for Sangbiao, if she didn't greet Lao Wangtou with a genealogy, it means that she didn't grab the Seven-Eyed Dzi Bead today. Compared with Sangbiao, Mi Xiaolian is simply a little angel.
It's just that the little angel's operation is a bit too tough. Compared with Sang Biao's style of poking everywhere, Mi Xiaolian's routine of fighting with the 33rd needle without saying anything Cruel and ruthless, the old Wang wiped his head in cold sweat. Fortunately, this little lady is not hostile, otherwise it must be more troublesome than Sangbiao.
but!
Old Wangtou finally has a new goal.
What if you trick this little lady into coming to me?I guess it won't work if it's hard, but I'll make it soft.
Then the old king's plan started again.
Old Wangtou: "Xiao Lian, I'll take you Zhou Chang."
Mi Xiaolian: "No need, I have an appointment with Fan Dabao."
Old Wangtou: "It's fine if you push it, I can beat him faster, or I'll get on your account to help you do it?"
Mi Xiaolian: "No, he took my money."
Old Wangtou: "What are you afraid of, I will help you get back."
Mi Xiaolian: "Do you think he will pay it back?"
Old Wangtou: "...Oh, how much you gave him, I'll give it to you!"
Mi Xiaolian: "I don't take other people's things for no reason."
After finishing speaking, Mi Xiaolian got on the horse, leaving a ruthless back and going away.
Old Wangtou: "Little Lian, you accompany me to the battlefield."
Mi Xiaolian: "It's safer for you to find a pure milk to accompany you."
Old Wangtou: "You operate so well, I am sure I will be safe and comfortable."
Mi Xiaolian: "You are so tricky, I can't feel at ease."
After speaking, Mi Xiaolian got on the horse, leaving behind a heartless back and going away.
Old Wangtou: "Mi Xiaolian, come to our faction, the benefits are good, and you are passionate, I can help you with equipment."
Mi Xiaolian: "No, no interest, no time, I have more money than you."
After finishing speaking, Mi Xiaolian got on the horse, leaving behind an impersonal figure and went away again.
The old Wang patted his bald forehead, this little lady is so fucking individual, I don't like it!Even if she doesn't come to help me fight, I will get her!Where is the best place to start?
While thinking about it, I saw Fan Dabao whizzing past with his wow, what a pure love gold squad to beat Old Wangtou.
The formation is like this: Fan Dabao; wow, so innocent; wow, so innocent; wow, so innocent; wow, so innocent; wow, so innocent; wow, so innocent.
The old Wangtou had an idea, and quickly called him: "Fan Dabao! Do you have any business?"
Fan Dabao stopped his horse, and the wow, so pure love team behind him didn't have time to brake and bumped into each other. Fan Dabao turned his horse's head and ran towards Lao Wang's head, and the group behind him followed. The scene was comical and spectacular, and the old Wangtou couldn't help wondering whether this guy was reliable or not.
Fan Dabao asked, "Boss Wang, what's the matter?"
The old Wang went straight to the point: "Is there someone in Mi Xiaolian's game in your power?"
Fan Dabao said: "Probably not, just play with us every day."
The old Wangtou said: "I'm quite fond of her, why don't you pull the strings and say something nice for me?"
Fan Dabao took out his abacus and piapiapia a few times: "It's easy to say, how much will you give?"
Old Wangtou: "I'll give you one minecraft first, and then I'll give you two minefields after the matter is settled."
Fan Dabao: "Deal, I want a big red envelope for the wedding!"
Old Wangtou: "No problem."
During the weekly routine this day, Fan Dabao had nothing to say to Mi Xiaolian, although he usually has a bad mouth It's worth five thunderbolts, but today's broken content is very different from usual, the weather is so good, the moon stars are rare, the autumn is high, the air is cool, the road is not blocked, the children are not crying, the cats and dogs are not noisy, and the beauty downstairs is smiling at him, Mi Xiaolian always feels it Something seemed wrong, after thinking about it, Fan Dabao didn't mention money at all today!
Mi Xiaolian endured it for 10 minutes and couldn't listen anymore. Fan Dabao was talking about the rainy day he chose every year during the spring outing in his six years of primary school. A week later, it turned out that it didn't rain that day, and it rained heavily that day a week later.
Mi Xiaolian asked: "If you have anything to say, just tell me."
Fan Dabao said: "Oh, Xiao Lian, do you feel empty and lonely when you play games alone?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Aren't you human?"
Fan Dabao: "What I mean is, look, most of the girls are accompanied by their husbands, with couple names and couple clothes, playing the speakers to show off their love, doing missions and downloading dungeons together, don't you envy?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Look at other people's photos and rule online dating for 100 years."
Fan Dabao: "Your idea is wrong. There are always handsome guys. Let me introduce one to you. Do you know the old king who dominates the world? Abdominal muscles, chest, boulders, and arms can run horses, and the family also raises a very cute and obedient Samoyed."
Mi Xiaolian: "Samoyed?"
Fan Dabao: "How is it! Are you excited?!"
Mi Xiaolian: "It's moving, I haven't eaten Samoyed before."
Fan Dabao: "It's not for you to eat!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Okay, just tell me, how much did you charge him?"
Seeing that he couldn't hide anything, Fan Dabao honestly confessed: "A thunder diamond..."
Mi Xiaolian: "More than that."
Fan Dabao: "It's a deposit, I'll give you two more when things are done..."
Mi Xiaolian: "What else?"
Fan Dabao: "Give a big red envelope when you get married..."
Mi Xiaolian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "It's just a game, this kind of thing is less contagious, it's easy to get stuck in, it's hard to get out, even if it gets out, it's at least peeling off, isn't it uncommon for you?"
Fan Dabao nodded: "Yes, there might be property disputes."
Mi Xiaolian said: "I'll reject him myself, don't worry about this matter."
Fan Dabao: "Then I'll return the Thunder Diamond to him."
Mi Xiaolian: "Why pay him back, sell it, half the money for each person."
The showdown between Mi Xiaolian and Lao Wangtou was very simple. He said that the person he likes is Fan Dabao, so let Lao Wangtou give up. Lao Wangtou was very shocked. How could anyone fall in love with such a slut these days?
Mi Xiaolian smiled slightly and said, "So don't worry about someone robbing me." Her tone was as flat as "Are you still fighting?"
A year later, the old Wangtou learned that Mi Xiaolian was still married to Fan Dabao, and was secretly saddened for a long time while hugging the family dog.