[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Chapter 2

Little things.

Don’t personally listen to more passionate war songs on the battlefield, or else they can drive the rhythm. Fan Dabao’s style of painting is more curious. He doesn’t listen to songs. He listens to Guo Degang’s cross talk. He Houhua laughed vigorously, buzzing on the right~~~咻啦!A night wolf sent him back to his hometown, and he is still thriving, Ho Hau Wah haha...yeah? !How did you die? !After the resurrection, Ho Hau Wah will continue to be prosperous at the flag point, hahaha, puff on the left~~~~ bang!An injury sent him back to the pigsty, and he is still thriving, Ho Hau Wah hahaha... ah!Why did he die again!After being tricked twice by him, Tuan Datui was beaten to death and did not want to go to the battlefield with him again.

Later, there was Mi Xiaolian, who was not afraid of death, and every time Fan Dabao came to his senses, he would see Mi Xiaolian standing beside him, and Fan Dabao asked, "Why don't you run away, don't worry about me."

Mi Xiaolian said helplessly, "I have short legs, so I can't run away."

Fan Dabao thought for five seconds and said with a stern expression, "Mi Xiaolian, I think we need to put the battery on."

Mi Xiaolian said: "How much can you pile up? No matter how high the pile is, you can't outrun the tough dads."

Fan Dabao said: "It's not to run past them, it's to run faster than the same team in the same camp, you feel the feeling."

Mi Xiaolian nodded sternly after deliberating for five seconds: "It makes sense."

From then on, on the battlefield from 8:10 to [-]:[-] every night, one could often see a sorcerer and a nanny who saw that the momentum was not right, turned around and ran for her life. It was really disgusting to everyone.

Fan Dabao: "What do you disdain? What do you disdain! You pay for the repair of equipment?!"

Fan Dabao's master is a little demon named Thick Thigh, a banana man born in England with a strange accent and ABC. When he first accepted Fan Dabao as his apprentice, he gave him a very foreign English name "Paul" for convenience. Calling, Fan Dabao expressed dissatisfaction with the name: "My first English class in primary school, the teacher gave me a foreign name called Mike, I only know (know) this." Since then, Fan Dabao has thick thighs called Mike.

Dabao's father likes to listen to cross talks, and Fan Dabao has learned the ability to swear at others without panting.The Chinese language with thick thighs is not very fluent. As a power master of a war force, he is not good at slobbering. They can't understand what you are talking about, and you can't understand what they mean. Isn't this a waste of keyboard durability?Usually it is Fan Dabao who teaches him how to spray, copy the thick thighs and spray them out, winning every battle.The reason why he has admired Fan Dabao for so many years is because of Fan Dabao's mouth that hates gods and ghosts.

Once, the hostility of thick thighs, a well-known scumbag who played a small trumpet angrily accused Hongxing's ex-wife of cheating on him for spending a lot of money. Just washing a weapon cost him a month's salary balabala...

Thick thighs asked Fan Dabao: "Mike, what kind of world ridicule should I send him?"

Fan Dabao said, "What does the word in the middle mean?"

Thick thighs said: "Laugh."

Fan Dabao said: "A penis that is five centimeters long insists on marrying a Russian wife. You have to drill a 0.5 pencil lead into a 0.7 automatic pen, and it will break after shaking it twice. This is so entertaining. If life after marriage can’t be good for her or for you, I tell people everywhere that my daughter-in-law is not a virgin, and that the lotus leaves are infinitely blue, and the lotus flowers that reflect the sun are red.”

Thick thighs asked: "What? What does the last sentence mean?"

Fan Dabao said: "A Bichi Meilian!"

Another time, thick thighs complained to Fan Dabao, and a hostile said he was low, Fan Dabao laughed and said: "I will teach you a jingle, next time someone says you are low, you can use it."

The thick thigh said: "Ha Yaku! Ha Yaku!"

Fan Dabao said in surprise, "Oh, why did you start speaking Japanese?"

Thick thighs: "takeiteasy, hurry up and say it!"

Fan Dabao: "Two little bees, fly to the flowers~ One flies high and the other flies low~ The one that flies high says to the one that flies low, you lowbee!"

Then the two of them were booming and in a daze, He Houhua was in a trance, and Mi Xiaolian was beside her with a black line.

Indeed, the only people who can bear Fan Dabao's endless chatter are Thick Thighs and Mi Xiaolian.Silly big missing opened five sets of boxes and didn't get a single thunder drill. He can go on and on about such a trivial matter until the hostile old Wangtou's dog recently refused to eat, so worried that the old Wangtou lost his hair and the Mediterranean was almost bald like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, so The others formed a habit, as soon as they saw Fan Dabao open his mouth, they quickly quit the team, the team, the group, the channel of the power, the channel of the power, and the fight with thick thighs. For the rest, Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian were having a great time laughing and joking.

Fan Dabao: "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, your father Fan Degang."

Mi Xiaolian: "Who is Fan Degang?"

Fan Dabao: "Me!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Your real surname is Fan?"

Fan Dabao: "Yes."

Mi Xiaolian: "Could it be possible that your name is Fan Dabao?"

Fan Dabao: "...No, but it's almost there."

Mi Xiaolian: "Then what's your name?"

Fan Dabao hesitated for a long time and said, "...Fan Mingbao."

This time it was the turn of Mi Xiaolian who was always calm and self-sustaining. He Houhua laughed so hard that he almost fell off his chair.

Fan Dabao said, "What are you laughing at, your name is Mi Xiaolian too?!"

Mi Xiaolian said, "I won't tell you."

Fan Dabao said: "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon, your father Fan Degang!"

People come and go in this wilderness, all over the world gather together, the far ones may be half a world away, such as Thick Thighs and Fan Dabao; the ones who are close may live next to you, the little four-eyed little four-eyed guy who beats you every day in the game Stream of hostility, such as Silly Daque and Lao Wangtou.Another example is Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian at that time. The distance between them was only 10 minutes by subway, but no one ever asked or cared.Just like no one really cares where you come from, where you are going, and where you will end up.

Fan Dabao was pulled by his thick thighs from level 15 to his full level. Fan Dabao's equipment was just formed and he could hang and play a trumpet, and his thick thighs pulled him into his power - hold on to his thick legs Pretentious, who knows that Fan Dabao helped him fight for two days, thinking that repairing equipment was too wasteful, he decisively ran away from home, built his own small warehouse, and never returned.

Fan Dabao told Mi Xiaolian that thick thighs always give people a feeling of "I don't need to shit and fart all my life". Thick thighs are second-hand, otherwise he would be an apprentice brought out by second-hand.The only time Fan Dabao rants about thick thighs is because his thick thighs, who can't speak Chinese well, wanted to persuade him to go back and help fight, but he didn't know who taught him thick thighs to say: "Mike, look, Master is dying every day against the wind. Cheng dog, are you really not sad at all? Have you forgotten how Master fed you shit and pee?"

Fan Dabao: "Leg, I know that you die like a dog every day, and I am very sad, but you have to repair equipment after you die, and it takes money to repair equipment. The thought of spending money makes me feel sad compared to seeing you die like a dog every day." , you only eat shit if you're a bastard!"

Thick thighs: "I'm very interested in the word second-hand goods. What does it mean?"

Fan Dabao: "Now, take out the mirror and take a picture, OK?"

This caused the thick thighs to think that the second guy meant a handsome guy, and then there was no more.

Mi Xiaolian suddenly appeared at the gate of Fan Dabao's influence from the sky. When other people swiped the screen to ask him about the height and weight measurements of men and women, only Fan Dabao said quietly: "To pay the rent, 88 gold a month .”

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Do you still have to pay the rent?"

Fan Dabao said: "Look at the name of the powerful, innocent landlord and pretty tenant."

Looking for Xiaogua, he said, "I'm pissed, how innocent are you?! You shameless!"

Grandma Tuan said, "Don't bother with him, just remember to work every day."

Fan Dabao said: "It's okay to work part-time to pay the rent. We declare in advance that we are a pension force. First, we don't fight;

Mi Xiaolian: "...can I retreat now?"

Fan Dabao said: "Okay, give me some mental damage fees, and come to Zhang Dabao."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Aren't you wondering where I came from and why I came here?"

Fan Dabao was gnawing chicken feet, Tuan Da Niai was holding a whole piece of candied lotus root, and Guo Dahua was eating braised pork, looking for small melons was the most serious job of digging treasures, they all shook their heads and said, "I'm not curious .”

Mi Xiaolian: "...I'd better go."

Fan Dabao said that Mi Xiaolian wasted their feelings, and they had to pay four times the mental damage fee. If they didn't pay, they would just stay and work. In the end, Mi Xiaolian stayed and saw the so-called daily power.

Fan Dabao: "Damn it! Grandma Tuan, you traded the talismans I saved for reputation again?!"

Grandma Tuan: "Don't talk nonsense, which chrysanthemum did you see that I took?"

Fan Dabao: "Grandpa, I can figure out that it was you who took it."

Tuan Datui: "It doesn't count if you haven't seen it with your own eyes!"

Fan Dabao: "Hehe, I haven't seen your penis yet, have you?"

And so on, Mi Xiaolian, who can't even say a word of bad words, once thought that she had opened the door to a new world.

Later, Grandma Tuan told Mi Xiaolian that the innocent landlord and pretty tenants used to be famous, and they can be regarded as the largest neutral force in the country clothes. When the number of people was the most, there were about 30 people online at the same time, although Fan Dabao was not very serious. The tree saves money to grow big wings, and at any rate will open the book on time, brush up, hide the boss, and be a bosom brother to work to appease the lonely and empty hearts of Internet addicted teenagers, young and middle-aged.

The boss of the group said proudly: "At that time, it was not a problem to open two or three groups a day with 70+75 experience. Nearly 50% of the nine-day weapons in this server were created by our forces."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Then why are there only a few of you left now?"

Grandma Tuan sighed: "This is a sad story..."

Fan Dabao was stingy when he came out of the womb, but he didn't become like this.His computer is a 586, what is the concept?It can be placed in a museum to show the existence of the history of human computer development. It was bought by Dabao Dad when he was in the sixth grade of elementary school to settle accounts. I don’t know if it has been used for a long time or he is not willing to spend money to change it. The 586 was changed by Fan Dabao with a motherboard and a graphics card, and a memory stick today and a small fan tomorrow, so it was converted into a magic machine that can play games ten times, and it has been used until today.The thick thighs engaged in e-commerce business looked at the configuration of the 586 and said to Fan Dabao in admiration: "Mike! You are really a genius in the world! It's just that you can buy a better machine for the money you spend."

Fan Dabao said: "You know a ball, the relationship between the ones who were brought up and those who were adopted after adulthood can be the same? Why are there so many people who like lolita so much?"

Then Fan Dabao drove ten accounts every day to brush snow and nectar, and finally went through a lot of hardships to raise a fish ball that was so bad that it was displayed everywhere, and he took it out to show off how high the allocation of the beads was, and why the skills were so bad. , It is not a problem to sell ten thousand yuan.At that time, one of Fan Dabao’s cronies said disdainfully, “You’re really so good? Lend me to play for two days and try?” Fan Dabao was so angry that he lent him the beads, and then he refused to return them, and finally sold them together with the number and the beads. Since then, there has been no news...

Grandma Tuan: "Dabao was stupid after knowing it, and it took half a week to recover, which is also miserable."

Mi Xiaolian: "It's stupid."

Grandma Tuan: "From then on, he began to suspect that human beings would retaliate against society, and he didn't care about the power. You can do whatever you like. Don't look at his dead virtue now, he was once a positive and good young man."

Mi Xiaolian nodded and didn't say anything else, silently flipping through the one-star fish beads on consignment...