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Chapter 14

Let's talk about Hong Xing's new magic stick first.A dad full of diamonds, with standard sandbag attributes. When he first came, Sangbiao looked at his hero list and was almost scared to pee, not to mention all kinds of perfect refinement, top-quality full attributes, high-value identification, even five-star beads Seven or eight.

Sangbiao thought to himself, mother, this is so rich, the boss is here to experience the life of the low-level hooligans in micro-services, is it convenient for him to miss his youth when he is old?

Then she said to the god stick, my small temple can't afford a big god like you.

The magic stick fiddled with Feng Shui and said: "I watched the stars last night and found that the southward movement of the Big Dipper is a good omen. It happens that this service is located in the south, and I also read your birthday. Me, your forces will definitely help me win the first place in the Hall of Fame at the end of the year."

Sangbiao looked at him with crazy eyes: "What are you talking about, how do you know my birthday?"

The magic stick pointed to Fan Dabao not far away: "That little brother told me."

Sangbiao looked around and saw that Fan Dabao was sitting on the ground holding the abacus piapiapia and counting money. The magic stick continued: "He is expensive, his life is covered with a canopy, and the five elements are not lacking. He is also a blessed person. Why don't you recruit him for you and me?"

Sangbiao: "He lacks calcium in the five elements! You lack zinc in the five elements!"

The magic stick smiled disapprovingly: "Hehe, wait for mortals."

Fan Dabao ran over in small steps and asked the god stick: "Master, master, please tell me where to plant trees today to make a fortune?"

The magic stick counted: "Today's financial position is in the extreme north, let's go."

Fan Dabao: "Okay ~ thank you, master!" Then he sent away in a mighty way with the wow, so sexy golden team.

Sangbiao had a deflated expression on his face: "Crazy line..."

Later, Sangbiao learned from many sources that this magic stick was not in vain. When to open the treasure chest, at which coordinates, when to refine equipment, at which coordinates to refine, how to place stones, when to wash equipment, and when to refine equipment. Which stove to clean, when to install the drill, at which coordinates, whether the drill was opened by himself or bought by someone else, etc., etc., he has to calculate everything, and every calculation is accurate, and he has never missed it so far.Don't look at him wearing such awesome equipment, in fact, he didn't spend a lot of money, he just talked to Fan Dabao, even if I go to dig treasures, go to which NPC to change props, what bait to use for fishing, and which zizhu to grab, I have to read Fengshui beforehand , Back then, when 60 sets of hems were still sky-high, I entered the fox cave with auspicious timing, and on average, a nanny would put them on every three days, and a swordsman would put them on every five days.

Fan Dabao's eyes were green and his saliva was about to drip when he heard it, he quickly grabbed him and asked, "Really?"

The magic stick said: "Of course, otherwise, where would I get this body full of diamond equipment?"

Fan Dabao quickly helped the magic stick to hammer his leg and press his shoulder: "Master, just teach me, teach me!"

The magic stick said: "Hehe, don't reveal too much of the secrets of heaven, or you will be punished by heaven, but I think you are considered prosperous, so how about it, I can help you read a divination every day to ensure that your small money will continue to grow from small to big. how?"

Fan Dabao nodded like a dog's leg: "Okay, okay!"

The magic stick said: "However, you have to tell me the birthdays of Sangbiao and Thick Thigh, and the specific time."

Fan Dabao patted his chest and said, "No problem~"

Then the magic stick entered Hongxing.

Sangbiao has always been a man of firmness and resoluteness. He said that he would gather at [-] o'clock in the evening to clear up the hostility and never wait until [-]:[-]. Get up at eight o'clock and send it to Liuyundu to cut people on time. He will definitely say a few nonsense, so be careful, don't worry about it, one step is wrong, and one step is crooked.

Sangbiao asked, "What do you mean?"

Shenzhu said: "I just looked at the divination, and it shows that I can't go to that place, why don't we change places?"

Sangbiao said: "You can change it if you say it?! The game kills an enemy and it depends on the place? Let's go!"

The magic stick showed a meaningful smile: "The young man is ignorant, you will know it in a while."

In the end, he was right. People from the hostile alliance held a contest for a nanny at Liuyundu to recruit relatives. Two hundred people from one alliance were watching the fun at Liuyundu. A few people were cleared back in minutes, Sang Biao slapped the table, and quickly broadcasted on the YY channel of the alliance to shout for people, who knew that thick thighs were not online for overtime work, and most of them were not online after they had gone to the wedding. Several other factions actually got together to hold an offline party in the same city, and few people were online. A total of less than 50 people called out, and they were beaten to the brim...

Sangbiao sat on the ground with blood on his face, his blood returned to blue, his eyes looked at the ground blankly, and he murmured, "Why did I forget about going to an offline party..."

The god stick was on the side, kekekeke said with a sly smile: "If you listen to me earlier, you will be fine. One wrong step, one wrong step."

Sangbiao gave him a fierce look: "Roll the ball! It's just a coincidence!"

Isn’t Sangbiao’s hobby just using the horns of various current regional sects to spray hostility? Just when she was spraying loudly, the magic stick jumped in front of her from nowhere and said nervously, “I’m lonely, I can’t do anything.” However, although it is more clever, it is better to push and rub.

Sang Biao scolded: "Push and touch, Mao! Are you masturbating? Fuck off!"

Then the magic stick floated away with a sly smile.

Sangbiao cursed inwardly, the bastard, and got up to go to the bathroom.As soon as she came back, she found that she was already lying down watching black and white TV, and there was an innocent Fan Dabao standing beside her.

Sangbiao scolded: "I...what's the matter with you!?"

Fan Dabao said: "I drove a Taoist priest's trumpet to pass by, and then his baby brought a red-named monster over, and the monster beat you. I just got off the God Stone and found that you have been killed by the monster..."

Sangbiao: "...My day..."

Fan Dabao: "Why don't you go to other places to get popular?"

Sangbiao thought for a while, yes, why should I be popular here?Then my mind is full of the magic stick's sentence wrong step, wrong step, wrong step, wrong step... wrong step...

Sangbiao is angry, but hanging Fan Dabao is just a meal, telling your baby to pull a red monster!Call your baby a red monster!

Afterwards, Sangbiao comforted himself and said, hum!An old blind man is just pretending to be a half-immortal, how can he fool me?I bother!

Playing military exercises on Wednesday, Sangbiao was on the same team as Shengun, and found that he only increased blood and did not let go of skills. After the first game, his output was 0. She was so angry that she slapped the table: "Throw it away in seven steps! You His attack skills are decorations?!"

The magic stick said: "I just made a fortune for myself. I can't see blood and kill at this time."

Sangbiao: "I'll go to your second uncle!"

In the second round, he only chased after the red name and didn't add a mouthful of blood. Sangbiao scolded him again: "Hey! Give me a mouthful of blood!"

The magic stick said: "This time is not suitable for rejuvenation."

Sangbiao: "I really want to kill you..."

The younger brothers all stopped her and tried to persuade her: "Don't be, boss, he is really accurate." They also gave various examples of earning a small amount of money after listening to his words.

Sangbiao has no weaknesses, except that his ears are soft when facing younger brothers. She swallowed this bad breath and was too lazy to argue with the magic stick. After the military exercise, she called Fan Dabao and slashed him twice to vent her anger.

After the military drill on Thursday, the alliance held a meeting to deploy the battle plan for Saturday's power battle. Sang Biao discussed it with other forces. Hong Xing took the table from Wucai Pond, and the magic stick took out a turtle shell and stuffed three copper plates into it. Ah shook it out and looked at it, and quickly waved his hands to Sangbiao and said: "It's impossible, cooking tea with snow water and cooking wine with sweet-scented osmanthus flowers, the general taste is so clear, I'm afraid it will be difficult to taste."

Sang Biao said angrily: "What are you blind to BB?!"

Shenzhu said: "I'm afraid I can't take it down, why don't we discuss it with them, let's take the platform of Baguatian?"

Sangbiao: "Wool yarn! It's just a short distance away, even if you can't win the Five Colors Pond, you can still win the Bagua Field?!"

The magic stick fiddled with the copper plate, then pointed to the symbol of the power above his head and said: "The spring wind produces a thousand wild greens, and the autumn wind blows away a cloud."

Hong Xing's symbol of power happens to be the word "cloud", implying the meaning of thin clouds.

Sangbiao became impatient: "Can you explain clearly?"

The magic stick waved his hand and said: "The secret must not be leaked. If you listen to me, you can take the Bagua field this week. If you don't listen to me, you insist on taking the Wucai pool... look at the sad face at that time, and the boat arrives in the heart of the river." To make up for the leak, the horse reined in the rough, the bird entered the cage, the water leaped, and the fish moved on the net."

Sangbiao: "Get out! I don't believe in your evil!"

As always, the magic stick kekekekeke said with a sinister smile: "I will wait and see."

God knows, a boss faction was airborne early on Friday morning. Although there were not many people, the last one was a 16-diamond. The country clothes were in an uproar. I asked them why they came to the country clothes so well. !Lao Tzu is the most handsome leader in the wilderness, thick thighs are nothing!I'm here to thicken my thighs!

It's so hard to die, the boss's power actually called "Let's cross the spring and laugh at the autumn wind".

At this time, Sangbiao had [-]% confidence, but there were no steps for her to go down, so she could only bite the bullet and not let go, so she took the Wucai Pond!

At [-] o'clock on Saturday night, Sangbiao commanded a group to assemble, and said to the younger brothers: "Brothers! There is only one leader in Bashu! It is our Hongxing! If there is any enemy, we will stab him with a knife!"

Brothers: "Boss is right!"

Standing in the group of young and Dangerous youngsters, Shenzhu looked glamorous, noble and out of place, touched the Feng Shui pan and smiled and said, "Didn't you go out to fight with Guan Erye?"

Sangbiao scolded: "Can you say a few words less!"

Magic stick: "kekekekekekeke"

Sangbiao was so terrified by his laughter, he quickly whispered to Fan Dabao, and asked him to throw two trumpets at the five-colored stone and the Bagua Tianshen stone to watch.

In the end, he was hit by the magic stick one by one. Let's not joke, Qiufeng has been chasing and beating Hong Xing. Hong Xing finally washed the Wucai pool with 15 minutes left under the cover of the alliance. He thought he could take a breather. Knowing that Xiao Qiufeng led the hostile alliance to gather all the combat power to clean up all the people in the stage within 3 minutes, and then washed down the stage in Wucai Pool, Fan Dabao hurriedly shouted that there was no one in Baguatian!There is no one in the gossip field!Come and wash!But it was too late.

After the power war ended, Sangbiao was dumbfounded. He hugged his thighs tightly and pretended to take two tables. One of them was Baguatian. Thick thighs said that the table there had been left unattended. If you know it, don’t bother with the colorful pool.

Fan Dabao didn't understand: "It's strange, didn't they come to spank their thighs, why did they have trouble with Hong Xing?"

Mi Xiaolian secretly said to Fan Dabao: "I heard that the boss found out that I really don't have handsome thighs, so in order to prove that I am the most loyal and powerful lord in the wilderness, I turned around and took care of Sangbiao first. Evaluation standards, this one does not."

Sangbiao didn't say anything, turned around and knelt down to the magic stick: "Master!"

The magic stick hung the sign and smiled slyly: "Do you know that you are wrong?"

Sangbiao nodded: "I, Sangbiao, have never admired anyone in my life. You are the first one. Please be respected by my younger brother!"

The magic stick helped Sangbiao up: "Hey, this is what you said, after all, you are the boss. It is wonderful, Yun Wuxin leaves the Xiu, the birds fly tired and return to their nests, the flowers are gorgeous, and the fish are leaping."

Sangbiao: "Master, I don't understand."

Magic stick: "Oh, I will pay homage to Guan Erye first before fighting."

After the power war ended, the alliance held another meeting. The thick thighs kept saying Sao Rui to Sangbiao. I knew that Hong Xing was going to wash the gossip field. I shouldn’t have died in Wucaichi. Why was my brain screwed up at that time? .

Sangbiao sighed, looked up at the sky, and said, "It's not your fault, it's all fate!"

Thick thighs thought that Sangbiao was beaten by the bosses, and said anxiously: "No!!! Miss Sang!! This is not your style at all!! It's just a loss, don't be so discouraged!!"

Sangbiao came back to his senses and said, "Why are you discouraged? If you don't beat them until grandpa calls grandma and old man, Hong Xing will be disbanded!"

Thick thighs said: "allright! This is the kind of spirit that Hong Xing should have in charge!"

Sangbiao: "Okay, you guys have a meeting, I'll go to bed first."

Thick thighs: "Did you go to bed so early?"

Sangbiao: "Get up early tomorrow, and go to the temple to ask Erye Guan to come back."

Thick thighs: "What?!"

Ever since Sangbiao invited Guan Erye back from the temple, every time Hong Xing organized a fight, Sangbiao had to offer incense to Guan Erye. No one else could see it, but it scared Sangbiao's parents enough. My daughter usually likes to watch young and Dangerous teenagers who are bad boys and gods, but what's the matter with having Erye Guan at home?Sang Biao said with a determined face: "Don't worry about it, Second Master Guan is still making money."

Of course, it is also indispensable to ask the magic stick.

Sangbiao: "Master, how about going to Liu Guang at eight o'clock tonight to have a show of hostility?"

Magic stick: "Shoot the grass to scare the snake, knock the mountain to shake the tiger, and wait for the snake to run away and the tiger to attack, lest you be at a loss."

Sangbiao: "Why?"

The magic stick thought for a while and said: "It's not right, but there is a way to crack it. If the thick thighs challenge Xiao Qiufeng's power, they will be unable to support other hostile forces. Then we can sit back and relax, kekekekekekeke~"

Sangbiao: "Okay!"

Sangbiao: "Master, which platform will you take in the power battle tomorrow night?"

Magic stick: "Yan Duo has a small nest, fish swims in the cauldron, the ground is in front of the eyes, and the wind is blowing in the back of the head."

Sangbiao: "What do you mean?"

Magic stick: "The situation is not very good, we only play support, as for which platform to take, then we will see which platform is behind you and take whichever one is closest."

Sangbiao: "No problem!"

Under the guidance of the magic stick and the help of the alliance, Hong Xing was like a broken bamboo, and the bosses lost a lot of momentum.

But Sangbiao was still worried, so he brought Fan Dabao to beat him to vent his anger, while Mi Xiaolian added blood to Fan Dabao.

Mi Xiaolian asked her: "Didn't you fight well recently? What are you worrying about?"

Sang Biao said: "A skinny ostrich is bigger than a chicken, and the equipment gap can't be helped."

Fan Dabao protected his crotch to avoid Sangbiao's hammer, and said, "Oh, why are you so messed up at a critical moment? Ask the magic stick, since he can tell fortunes, he must have a way to lower his head!"

Sangbiao stopped, yes!Why didn't I think of this, and then called the magic stick.

The magic stick touched the feng shui plate gegegege with a strange smile and said: "Hey, it's impossible, doing this kind of thing hurts the nature and harms the harmony of people. Besides, lowering the head is a word of other people. We call it ya (ya) victory."

Sangbiao: "I didn't ask you to kill him, but I just tried to let them beat us by all kinds of immune resistance, okay?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Just find a cheat..."

Sangbiao: "Of course not, this game is too strict on hacking, master, please help!"

Fan Dabao chimed in and said, "Yes, yes, just beat the villain."

The magic stick thought for a while: "Alright, but I have a request."

Sangbiao: "Just mention it, I will definitely go through fire and water if I can handle it!"

The magic stick pointed at Fan Dabao and said to Mi Xiaolian, "Let him play with me when we're not fighting."

Sangbiao pushed Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian in front of the magic stick: "You can play whatever you want!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Fan Dabao covered his chest with one hand and covered his crotch with the other, and said vigilantly: "Don't mess around! Are you trying to make up for something with virgin boys and girls?"

God stick: "What are you talking about? Is this kind of person?"

Sangbiao patted Fan Dabao on the head: "You're the only one who talks too much! Can people see you as ugly?!"

Mi Xiaolian leaned close to Fan Dabao's ear and whispered, "Let him take us to go fishing and dig treasures, maybe we can get a lot of good things."

Fan Dabao immediately agreed happily.

Later, I didn’t know what was wrong with the magic stick, and Xiao Qiufeng started a civil war. It was nothing more than A robbing B’s man, B was having an affair with C, and C was entangled with A. Every day, you used the trumpet and you scolded me and I sprayed you.

Fan Dabao counted the world and said distressedly: "Why do these young couples like to quarrel all over the world?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Tell others, I'm single, come and hook me up."

Xiaoqiufeng’s civil war escalated again, D grabbed E’s martial arts championship, E and F fought each other cross-server battlefield, F asked D to borrow money and didn’t pay back, it lasted for two weeks, no one fought power wars, no one fought During the military exercise, many people are preparing to sell their accounts. The boss is already exhausted in dealing with those broken stalls. How can he even think about organizing field fights? He is hanged and beaten by Hongxing hooligans every day. After a month, the boss is in a desperate situation With the remaining members of the forces, they switched servers and left in the middle of the night.

Thick thighs wondered what was going on with the aggressive boss, and called out: "unbelievable!"

Sangbiao told the thick thigh the ins and outs of the matter, and he was surprised after hearing it: "It's realTMDbeyondlogicandovereason!"

Sangbiao: "Can you speak Chinese?"

Thick thighs: "Fuck! It's unbelievable!"

It was passed on from ten to ten, and for a while, the reputation of the magic stick became so famous that there was only one person who could make Sangbiao kneel down and call him master. People who came to him to ask him for divination and divination followed one after another. Fan Dabao plays with Mi Xiaolian.

Fan Dabao was still a little scared, and asked him: "You don't really want to make up for what we pick, do you?"

Mi Xiaolian: "You are a mortal who has read too many novels about cultivating immortals? There is no such thing."

The magic stick said: "A good bird is a friend on every branch, and all the articles on the surface of the fallen flowers."

Fan Dabao: "Hey! Why don't you tell me how you laughed at Qiu Feng?"

Magic stick: "Separate and reunite, complete and must be broken, no matter how much you waste your time, nothing will happen."

Fan Dabao gave him a dark look: "It's so mysterious."

The baby daddy was very kind when they met, but Mi Xiaolian and Shengun had been having a very friendly chat all the time.

That day Mi Xiaolian asked him if he had always been alone.

Shen stick's eyes dimmed, and he lowered his head to caress the feng shui plate: "My horoscope is too heavy, and I am destined to be reincarnated by the lonely star of fate. I guess your horoscope is more suitable for me."

Fan Dabao comforted him and said, "It's so old, you still believe this."

Mi Xiaolian said: "If you believe it, you will have it; if you don't believe it, you won't have it."

The magic stick: "You have also seen that after I came here, I have been familiar with three people throughout the whole process, Sangbiao and you two."

Fan Dabao: "I'll go, our little dick in country clothes is scared when he sees your wings, who dares to play with you."

The magic stick shook his head: "Life is born according to fate."

Mi Xiaolian: "Which platform has no moon, whose tree has no spring."

Magic stick: "A thousand rivers have water and a thousand rivers and moons, and there are thousands of miles of sky without clouds."

Mi Xiaolian: "In the same month for thousands of mountains, it is spring for all households."

God Stick: "That's right."

Mi Xiaolian: "So you don't have to feel sorry for yourself."

The magic stick: "What Lian'er said is very true."

Fan Dabao was very upset when he was left alone, and said angrily, "Damn it, I want to report you for engaging in superstitious activities!"

Magic stick: "Dabao, I want to give you a word."

Fan Dabao: "Don't listen!"

Magic stick: "Listening to it can make you rich."

Fan Dabao: "Master, please tell me!"

Magic Stick: "Ask for something, give up and lose it. What you want will come true, and the stars will shine brightly. You will need something someday in the future."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Why are you acting weird today?"

Fan Dabao: "When will he not blame him?"

God stick: "I watched the stars last night and found that Sirius moved north. It's time for me to switch servers."

Three days later, the auspicious day for Shengun's transfer to server came. Sangbiao, Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian went to see him off. Shengun asked Mi Xiaolian, "Why have you never asked me to make a divination for you?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "It's God's will. I don't know but I live more comfortably."

The magic stick said: "That's right, how about this, I'll do a crime once, who would be upset? Say three people, and I'll help you turn them into idiots."

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said, "Then turn Old Wangtou, Mao Xiaodou and that woman into idiots."

Fan Dabao said: "He's talking about turning people into idiots, not turning idiots into people!"

The magic stick counted: "There is no need to change, the three of them are idiots in the first place, how about I help you check the marriage?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Ah? No need?"

Fan Dabao booed, "Why not? Take a look!"

The magic stick took out the tortoise shell and shook it, and poured out the copper plate to see: "The chaos is just opened, and the universe is fixed. The sun and the moon merge. The phoenix sings together. Not bad, good luck!"

Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly.

The magic stick said: "Okay, the auspicious time has come, I'm leaving, and before I leave, I have to ask Sangbiao one thing."

Sangbiao: "What?"

Magic stick: "Guan Gong is like a knife whose blade must face outward to ward off evil spirits."

Sangbiao nodded.

After talking about the magic stick, it disappeared before forwarding the npc

Fan Dabao yelled at the npc: "Don't go! Hey! You haven't done the math for me yet! Hey~~~~~"

Sangbiao said: "This man is talking like a god. You say how old he is, but I hear his voice is quite young."

Mi Xiaolian said: "...I remember he said he was born in the year of Gengchen."

Fan Dabao asked, "What year was that?"

Mi Xiaolian: "...2000."

Sangbiao: "Fuck..."

Fan Dabao: "What! Only 14 years old?!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Hmm..."

When Sangbiao thought that he was kneeling down to be called master by a 14-year-old kid, he suddenly felt ashamed, and carried Fan Dabao's ears out of the safe zone, and then turned red and beat Fan Dabao, and finally felt at ease too much.