[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Chapter 13

The innocent landlord and pretty tenant held a general meeting, which bastard didn't come?

Fan Dabao, being hung up and beaten by thick thighs and Sang Biao.

On this day, Fan Dabao really called people together for a meeting to discuss how to help Thick Thighs and Sang Biao recruit people. Grandma Tuan said, "What else do you do other than come up with bad ideas? How much benefit have you received?"

Fan Dabao said: "Just kidding, I have been in love with Thigh for many years, how could I do such a thing?"

Tuan Datui: Heh.

Mi Xiaolian: Hehe.

Looking for Xiaogua: Hehehe.

Guo Dahua: Hehehehe.

Fan Dabao: "...well, he gave me a secret manual of lightness kung fu."

Big Boss Tuan: "Split the money!"

Fan Dabao: "Don't even think about it! You haven't paid this month's rent!"

Tuan Datui: "Bah!"

Fan Dabao: "Okay, okay, let's talk about serious business, think about how to accept people."

Looking for Xiaogua to dig for the treasure, he said casually: "If we can recruit people, how come there are only so few people alive in the power?"

Guo Dahua: "Pfft~ Fatty still wants to teach others to lose weight."

Fan Dabao patted the table: "You said that each of you is good at jumping and jumping, but at the critical moment, you will lose the chain for me, and think about it! Otherwise, the rent will be raised next month!"

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said calmly, "Let's hype it up."

Fan Dabao asked: "How to hype?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Let me make an analogy first. If you change the equipment of the thick thighs and the old king's head, now these two forces let you choose, the thick thighs with 13 diamonds and the old king's head with 18 diamonds, you choose. which one?"

Grandma Tuan said: "This kind of thing can't just look at the figure, I choose thick thighs."

Looking for Xiaogua, said: "This kind of thing can't just look at the equipment, I choose thick thighs."

Guo Dahua said: "This kind of thing can't just depend on the hairstyle, I choose thick thighs."

Fan Dabao scolded: "You guys are just looking at your face!"

Mi Xiaolian asked, "What about you?"

Fan Dabao: "This kind of thing can't just be based on money, I choose thick thighs."

Big Boss Tuan: "Are you ashamed?"

Mi Xiaolian went on to say: "Facts have proved that a tall, handsome and rich man is far more attractive than a round and fat man. To let all players know the existence of thick thighs, if the goal is too big, at least let the people we convince all know."

Fan Dabao became interested: "Yes, yes, let everyone know that the thighs are thick, the legs are thin, the third leg is thick, the shoulders are wide, the waist is wide, the breasts are big and the hips are up!"

Grandma Tuan seems to be more interested: "Really? Have you seen it? Then I will also go to his influence!"

Guo Dahua: "I want to go, I want to go~"

Fan Dabao sang: "When the moon comes out, it's bright and majestic~ Two wives and one man~ Two of them come to marry him~ Three of us share the same bed~"

Looking for Xiaogua, he said with disgust: "Dabao, you are so obscene!"

Fan Dabao didn't take it seriously and continued to sing: "The moon came out and it was bright~ The three of us slept together on the same bed~ Two wives sandwiched him~ Don't be afraid of my life to see the King of Hades~ You two listen to me~ Don't be afraid of my life to see the King of Hades~ Don't hate him The body is small~Although a person is small, he is like a mound of steel~"

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Then what, should I continue?"

Grandma Tuan pressed Fan Dabao to the ground and beat him, saying, "Go ahead."

Guo Dahua nodded: "How to hype?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Copy the line of sister milk tea. She is the most beautiful school belle, so she makes her thigh the most handsome and powerful."

Fan Dabao got his face covered in blood from the beating, and managed to get up from the ground: "This is a good idea, how do I do it?"

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said: "Let's start with the forum first, let's divide the work, Dabao draws four-frame comics, Xiaoguo writes promotional posts, A Tuan and Xiao Gua are responsible for posting posts, the main thing is to highlight thick thighs and be handsome The contrast between funny and cute, pay attention, handsome, funny."

Fan Dabao nodded in approval and said, "Not bad, this method is feasible. Hey, you're quite a professional."

Mi Xiaolian: "I came from the marketing industry."

Fan Dabao thought about it, and asked again: "Wait a minute, what are you in charge of?"

Mi Xiaolian said calmly: "I'm in charge of setting up a stall to sell your qinggong cheats, and everyone will share the money."

Fan Dabao: "...Fuck..."

Big Boss Tuan: "Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Sister Milk Tea spent 30 yuan to hype it up. If some high-level executive took a fancy to her thick thighs, maybe...we can live with a full-diamond top-quality number just around the corner."

Guo Dahua: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Xiaolian did a great job!"

Big Tits Tuan: "Oh my god, I laughed so hard!"

Fan Dabao was very angry, and continued to sing with tears all over his face: "The little brother on the other side is handsome! He stared at him in a daze! He is only four feet two! Just like a bovine cabbage!"

Tuan Datui: "Why are you singing without a serious person all day long?!"

Fan Dabao: "Bah, bah, I won't tell you!"

Mi Xiaolian: "He's singing about two wives and one man."

Then the thing about the thick thighs was settled.

What about Sangbiao?Also make her the most beautiful and powerful lord in the wilderness?The cutest power master?The cutest power lord?

Fan Dabao doubted: "The cutest? She is the fiercest! Don't forget that the old Wang she kicked last time couldn't fly a plane for half a year, and couldn't see eggs for a month. When he saw the expression bun, he subconsciously clutched his crotch. cry."

Mi Xiaolian nodded: "That's right, the so-called most beautiful and cutest words are actually double-edged swords."

Fan Dabao asked, "How?"

Mi Xiaolian: "On the one hand, it can attract male players to increase their fighting power, but on the other hand, it may lose the favorability of some female players, which is not suitable for publicity. If you don't believe me, you can ask Ah Tuan and the others, what is the most beautiful school girl and the cutest girl? what does it feel like."

Tuan Datui: "Hehe, you idiot."

Guo Dahua: "You idiot."

Looking up Xiaogua looked up in confusion and said, "I don't feel it, is there a big treasure?"

Fan Dabao gave her a bad mouthful: "It's none of your business, go dig your treasure!"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Look, most female players are incapable of accepting it. Think about it, why are Hong Xing men and why are they all loyal to Sangbiao?"

Fan Dabao said with a look of admiration: "Not to mention anything else, Sangbiao is absolutely loyal, and he is accurate in judging people. The young men he recruited are all quite men."

Mi Xiaolian: "Are you bragging about yourself?"

Tuan Da Niai: "Oh, hey, this is shameless, I didn't even notice it."

Fan Dabao: "Shut up, be careful I will sing about two women and one man."

Mi Xiaolian went on to say: "That will highlight Sangbiao's loyalty. I think it's easier for girls to accept this character design."

Then I saw Sangbiao drooling in the area: Old Wangtou!Your old hen lays goose eggs to support the big chrysanthemum!If you can't lay an egg for a month, you can't cover a chick, but you dare to cluck and yell everywhere, pretending that you can go to my territory and become popular?A hanged ghost still puts on makeup and powder and wears a dog's tail flower on his head, why are you so shameless? !Fuck your dominance of the world, I think you'll end up in a mass grave with the erhu talking to ghosts/slapping dicks!

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Big Tits: "..."

Guo Dahua: "..."

Looking for Xiaogua: "Hey? What happened?"

Fan Dabao: "Will it scare people...?"

Everyone cast doubtful glances at Mi Xiaolian, and Mi Xiaolian pretended to be calm and swallowed her saliva to comfort her: "No...it's okay, it's okay, just do it this way, it's still the same as the previous assignment, Dabao, you draw four Comics, Xiaoguo writes promotional posts, A Tuan and Xiaogua are responsible for topping posts, mainly highlighting Sangbiao's loyalty and heroism, pay attention, loyalty and heroism."

[Region] Sangbiao: Old Wangtou, you old bastard had a haircut (silenced) and itched. After the turtle eggs rolled in the oil pan, you asked cow dung insects to help move. Stubborn?You have a bald big brother and a little brother who can't get hard. How old are you? !

Fan Dabao shook his head and said, "It's not good to offend anyone..."

Mi Xiaolian nodded: "It's also pitiful..."

Grandma Tuan: "Then... are you still frying or not?"

Mi Xiaolian said weakly: "Fry it, let's fry it."

Fan Dabao clutched his wallet tightly: "What are you in charge of? I've agreed in advance. I don't have anything for you to sell!"

Mi Xiaolian said: "I'm going to persuade Sangbiao to restrain her when she drools recently..."

The propaganda work is in full swing under the command of Mi Xiaolian. It is expected that it exploded on the forum and even posted on the official website. Occasionally hostile people came to disrupt the stage and were kicked out by passers-by. What about reading comics and novels? !Amidst the cute and cute praises from the crowd, the forces of Thick Thighs and Sang Biao have absorbed a lot of fresh blood, some are casual people in country clothes, and some are planning to switch to servers. Thick thighs and Sangbiao accepted people happily, and they probably didn't expect to receive so many high-quality products. They were so angry that they could only vent their anger by beating Fan Dabao. Mi Xiaolian spread her hands innocently and said: "Unexpected, unexpected outside."