He doesn't know today

Chapter 9 Discussion on the Hazards of Smart Phones for the Elderly

I repeatedly pressed the power button, the sixth time, the screen finally turned on.

The little white apple flickered.

In the next second, the color of the apple darkened.

I was stunned and found that Lu Guican was getting closer.It wasn't close to me, but it still short-circuited my brain for a moment.

It's one of those boards that overheats somewhere and snaps.

with a snap.

The phone went black again.

I:"……"

Lu Guican snorted.

I said helplessly, "This phone is too old..."

In fact, the style is not old, even if the previous owner was too powerful, he is also a capable person after tossing like this.

You're too slow, I'll call you an old man from now on.

The top priority is still WeChat, but it is not easy for Lu Guican to accompany me to witness the 10-minute start-up ceremony of the elderly machine, in case there is something else going on...

While muttering in my heart, I raised my head.The movement was so natural, I turned my head, and Lu Guican's face was very close at hand.

My breath stopped and my brain stopped working.I blinked, not sure if I saw cross-eyed.

Lu Guican, who was at this dangerous distance, straightened up first without any abnormality, and then looked at me.

I remembered that I hadn't asked on WeChat yet, so I stumbled and opened my mouth.

"Lu...Lu Guican,"

I swallowed my saliva nervously, and decided to go straight to the point and ask you what your WeChat ID is...

"What's your name?"

……

It's over, my brain is really useless.

Lu Guican laughed for the third time today, and politely said that he would stop.He looked at me with an obvious smile in his eyes, and then said:

"What's your name?"

The tone of voice has been learned vividly, but he doesn't stutter very much.

Damn, he actually learned from me!

"Liu Yuyuan..."

"Is it Yu Yuan who jumped into the deep?" He asked me.

The first time someone said that, I froze for a moment before nodding, "That's right."

"Liu Yuyuan..." He nodded, "Liu Yuyuan, Liu Yuyuan...

He murmured my name several times.

I don't know why, could it be that we have known each other for a long time?

But I have to say, listening to my name being spoken by the male god is indeed a pleasure.

Suddenly I fell in love with my own name!

"I usually read things three times when I remember." After a while, he explained.

"Then you remember?" I looked at him expectantly.

"Remember." He smiled at me, "It's a good name."

"You tell me your WeChat ID, and I'll add you."

I heard him say that.

……

……

On the way back to the dormitory, I had a smile on my face, and my steps were brisk, and I could fly in minutes.

The male god remembers my name specially!

The male god even praised my name!

Today is complete.

Back in the dormitory, I couldn't wait to announce the good news to Daewoo, who looked at me indifferently.

I said, "I added him on WeChat today!"

Daewoo: "Oh."

Me: "He accepted my little cactus."

Daewoo: "Oh."

Finally, I couldn't help but ask, "What's your attitude?"

Daewoo ignored me.

"Daewoo," I thought of something, and patted him on the shoulder cautiously, "I'm not a person who values ​​sex over friends, don't worry."

"Is it rare for you to value sex over friends?"

After finishing speaking, Chen Yu clicked his tongue again: "Liu Yuyuan, it's not that I said you, so you don't feel something is wrong?"

Every time this person calls me by my name, I always feel that he is going to scold me.

But out of curiosity, I kept asking, "What's wrong?"

"Are you stupid? Why do you think the other party speaks and accepts gifts so naturally?"

"I think it's a good match with me." I said without thinking.

"That's because he's used to it, you pig!" Chen Yu rolled up the book in his hand and patted it on the table, "I don't know how many times I've seen dogs like you, and you still think of yourself as the king of routines? Maybe Lu Guican and your WeChat account are all trumpets that don't reply once in ten years!"

I woke up like a dream, yes, who is the family, the grass of the court, the school's gossip stickers, the influential figures, do you still need a cactus...

Let alone cacti, maybe the dormitory has become a botanical garden.Maybe it will take up space, so I just put it there.

I want to cry, even the cactus looks down on me, let alone its original owner.

Daewoo threw the rolled up notebook to me, "Okay, let's give up early, I'll take you to the pub after the midterm exam..."

I opened WeChat and looked up in surprise: "Chen Yu, this doesn't seem to be a trumpet, look at his circle of friends..."

Daewoo put on the earphones, looking like you stay away from me.

My comrades-in-arms were not active, so I sighed and decided to fight on my own.

The elderly machine has finally resumed operation. I passed the application and found that the head portrait of the male god is white, pure white.

It's not really a trumpet, is it?

Thinking this way, I quickly sent Lu Guican a hello senior.

It is a well-behaved and obedient student who is not artificial.

Lu Guican returned quickly, which made me completely relieved.

He answered very officially,

[Hello]

I thought about it and typed:

[Senior, your cactus should be placed next to the computer to block radiation. ]

Lu Guican did not return.

No, really throw it away?

After a while, a picture was sent from the opposite side.

In the middle of the picture is the familiar little cactus, and a corner of the computer screen is exposed beside it.

[released]

There is also a smiley face emoji on the back.

How can he be so gentle...

My heart heats up.

……

……

After that, I would send Lu Guican a message every day, from good morning when I woke up to good night before going to bed.

Occasionally, I will send some trivial photos of daily life, such as the unpalatable food in the dining hall, the bald professor in this school, and the counselor who looks different from the outside in the grade meeting...

counselor……

I pressed the shutter button on the screen, but the elderly phone didn't move, it was stuck.

I'm not sure if this photo was taken, and poking left and right on the screen didn't help.

Just when I decided to give up, I saw the counselor on the stage raised his head and looked towards me.

The elderly phone clicked, and the flash light flashed.

There was an uproar.

I smiled apologetically at the coal-faced counselor, and quietly put the culprit back into my trouser pocket.

It turns out that you are not stuck, but you are accumulating energy. This light is flashing, it should be quite your demeanor back then.

"You're done," Chen Yu patted me on the shoulder, "Old Wei is in a bad mood today."

Old Wei is our pet name for our counselors. They are not old on the outside, but they are too old on the inside.

"How do you know?" I observed carefully, except for the darker face of the counselor, there was nothing unusual about it.

"He just said that he went to the teaching building to watch us in class this morning, saying that we were either playing with our mobile phones or in a daze."

Isn't that true...

Daewoo said sympathetically: "He also said, don't let him see it in the future."

I:"……"

After that, I was retained by the counselor without accident.

"Why did you shoot me?"

While I was waiting for the other party to scold me, I heard the man say this out of the blue.

"Huh?" I was a little confused.

"Aren't you shooting me?" The counselor frowned.

"Yes..." I thought about how to say, "I took pictures of you..."

"Show me." He interrupted again.

"..."

Which one did this play.

He probably also realized the weirdness of this question, coughed, but still insisted, "Let me see if the filming is ugly."

It is said that the counselor does not play cards according to common sense. I am not afraid of anything except self-criticism, so I handed it to him without thinking.

Besides, the elderly machine is so stuck, I don’t know if it will suddenly shut down.

However, this time it is particularly powerful, unlocking in one second.

I tilted my head and saw the chat interface displayed on the screen, Lu Guican and I.

Fortunately, Lu Guican's note is his name...

Didn't Lao Wei look at the photo, what was he doing staring at the dialog box.

Feeling the air pressure around me getting lower and lower, I suddenly noticed something was wrong.

wrong.

I looked at the conversation on the screen again,

……

[I'm holding a grade meeting, and our counselor is too busy. He holds meetings whenever he has something to do, and forgets the meeting. His speech is still rigid, like a little old lady. ]

[Yeah? ]

[But he doesn't look old, he looks quite normal...]

Finally, a photo that failed to be taken and sent.

I glanced at the photo, but luckily the sending failed, it made people lose their shape.

But apparently, that wasn't enough to lift the counselor's mood.

I seem to hear the sound of the other party grinding their teeth.

"I look normal, maybe I'm mentally abnormal?"

"No, you are very positive..." I said hastily.

Old Wei stared at me quietly for a while, making my scalp numb.Although men usually like to find fault, but today is really unusual.

He asked abruptly, "Did you lose your phone?"

I nodded, "Teacher, how do you know?"

He said: "A one-hundred-word review."

I:"……"