Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Chapter 34 Chapter 34

Zhou Ya laughed so hard that she finally laughed heartily. When she returned to the classroom, she found that the buttons on Sun Yijun's collar had all been torn off and his hair was messed up. It looked like a fierce battle.

Luo Guang didn't get it right either, he rubbed his ears with a wrinkled face, probably screwed.

And Zhao Lei was sitting on the seat, his chest was heaving and heaving, he was obviously not calm, and his breathing was very short.

Because of running in a hurry, her face and neck were red, and her chain bones were a little red.

Zhou Ya whistled inwardly.

It was the same tune that Gu Jianghe tried to blow to him before.

In an instant, I understood why the hooligans like to whistle at beautiful women.

At this time, only the whistle can express my mood.

He was in a good mood, comfortable, and walked back to his seat.

Then, curiously, he glanced at the zipper of Zhao Lei's pants very naturally.

After taking a look, I wanted to whistle again.

It did dry, it seemed that he was running really fast, and the wind dried his trousers.

There is still a little bit of water stain left.

Zhou Ya couldn't help thinking, is the piece of fabric on the butt dry?

Thinking about it, I couldn't help feeling a little overwhelmed, and even wanted to coax Zhao Lei to stand up and make him healthy.

Then reluctantly looked back, and found that Zhao Lei was staring at him.

Poor expression.

Zhou Ya looked at him suspiciously with eyes as innocent as a Teletubbies.

Zhao Lei, who has already suffered and been cheated, will not accept this.

With a dark face, he threatened in a low voice: "You wait."

Zhou Ya felt wronged and said, "Oh."

Then I was distracted in my heart.

Hee hee, the beauty asked me to wait.

I hate myself for not being a 1.

Zhou Ya originally thought that the test papers should be similar to the usual test papers, and wondered why the test lasted for two and a half hours.

Picking up the test paper, it turned out not to be.

Zhou Ya is in a science class. This test paper is not just a test paper for one subject, but a combination of three major subjects and three minor subjects.

One sheet for each subject other than Chinese and Mathematics, half sheet for each of the other three subjects, no listening comprehension in English, no reading comprehension in both Chinese and English, math problems, but there are still Chinese compositions, but only need to write [-] words, and the extra The top half.

Zhou Ya flipped through the questions and found that the questions were not particularly difficult, most of them were very basic.

But there are still some difficulties.

It is estimated that it is a preliminary test?

He read the questions carefully, and then began to answer them.

Examination discipline is still good, the only sound that can be heard in the classroom is the sound of paper being turned and the sound of pen rubbing on the paper.

The pen that Gu Jianghe chose for him seemed a little ashamed, but it was unexpectedly easy to write.

The ink is very smooth, it is very smooth to use, and it dries quickly, and there will be no ink stains accidentally.

This pen is really girly. After Zhou Ya wrote it for a while, she felt as if she smelled something.

He picked up the test paper and sniffed it, it was a little fragrant.

The taste is not very strong, but it does have a fragrance, like strawberry.

He hesitated to put the tip of the pen to the tip of his nose and smell it, and it really was the smell of this pen belt.

It still tastes like strawberry.

Zhou Ya curled her lips, complained a little in her heart about being a bitch, and then bubbled happily.

Strawberry!

Baton!

I like!

He happily turned a page, ready to continue writing.

I feel like people around me are watching me.

Zhou Ya: "?"

He turned his head to look at Zhao Lei, and found that Zhao Lei's expression was complicated.

Zhou Ya: "?"

He was really confused.

It wasn't long before Snow White met him, and she had looked at him with this look several times.

what?I look good, don't you?

Please don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend.

Seeing him looking over, Zhao Lei looked away again and continued writing his own.

Zhou Ya took a look at him and found that he was writing mathematics.

Zhou Ya: "?"

He couldn't help but wonder, is this just the beginning of writing?Skip Chinese and start with mathematics?

Or did you finish writing Chinese so quickly, and even reached the fifth question of mathematics?

He still had to take another look, the teacher cleared his throat, and reminded: "Don't look around, this exam is just to find out, it will not be included in the usual grades."

Zhou Ya raised her head and found that the teacher was staring at her with a warning expression on her face.

Zhou Ya: "..."

Wrong, I didn't mean to copy.

But sophistry is useless.

So I could only bury my head and write my own, and secretly decided not to look around.

Zhou Ya managed to finish the three major subjects, and was about to work hard to overcome the difficulties of physics when she heard the sound of packing up things nearby. After a while, Zhao Lei said, "Teacher, hand in the paper."

Zhou Ya: "!!!"

too fast!Just finished writing? !

The teacher was obviously not surprised, and said gently: "Well, you can bring the test paper here."

Then he said to the group of students below who were staring blankly: "You can hand in the papers after you finish writing. There is no evening self-study tonight, but I will go to the ward rounds. Don't run around at night. You must return to the dormitory before nine o'clock. It will be posted in the class group, and students who have blocked group messages remember to open it."

After finishing speaking, I remembered, and asked Zhou Ya: "Student Zhou Ya hasn't entered the class group yet, right? Let your roommate pull you into the group then."

Suddenly being called, Zhou Ya greeted Zhou Ya, who was watching all over the classroom, and said dryly, "Oh, okay."

After the teacher finished speaking, Zhao Lei picked up the test paper and walked to the desk, put down the test paper and left.

He had just left the desk when Luo Guang stood up: "And me, I will hand in the paper too!"

Hearing this, Sun Yijun was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at Luo Guang.

After hesitating for a moment, he also raised his hand: "Me too..."

"Nothing!" The teacher reprimanded him, "Write yours! And Luo Guang! It's the finished paper. What do you hand in? Have you finished it?!"

Luo Guang: "I've written everything I know how to write."

The teacher glared at him, walked off the desk, went to him, picked up his test paper and flipped through it.

Within a few seconds, with a slap, he rolled up the test paper and twitched Luo Guang's head: "It's finished! It's finished! Write about your size! The blank paper is also written?!"

In fact, she didn't use any strength at all, just patted it with gestures, Luo Guang still stretched out his hand to block it, and argued: "I wrote everything I can write! I handed in a blank paper because I can't write anything except the name!"

Zhou Ya: "..."

Talent.

He had just glanced at Zhao Lei's test paper, it was full of writing, whether it was right or wrong, it looked neat and beautiful anyway, and the speed was so fast, it could easily scare people.

Then I heard that Luo Guang and Sun Yijun were also going to hand in the test papers, and they were shocked.

Head is full of: "Our dormitory is full of top students? Is it just me who is a bad student?"

As a result, after a long time, this place is a living treasure.

Fortunately, he was shocked just now that Luo Guang is not only good at sports, but also good at studies, so he couldn't see it at all.

It's right if you can't see it.

For his excuse, the teacher didn't even believe the punctuation marks: "You just wrote this for a long time? How long can you write the word Luo Guang for 10 minutes?!"

Luo Guang said shyly, "I write slowly."

"Say it again!" The teacher took the test paper and drew it again, "What did you write just now, take it out!"

Luo Guang yelled: "I just wrote Luo Guang, really!"

His tone was so sincere that he almost swore to the sky.

However, his deskmate was very disrespectful and directly demolished him.

Reaching out his hand, he took out a notebook from his drawer and handed it in to the leader.

The teacher glanced at Luo Guang threateningly, took it, flipped through it, and was almost so angry that he didn't come up.

Putting the notebook down, he took the test paper and slapped him again: "I'll let you draw! I'll let you draw!"

Zhou Ya: "?"

He pricked up his ears and listened, a little puzzled.

painting?What to draw?

Then I heard the teacher smacking Luo Guang, and said angrily: "I told you to take the exam well, you are drawing gods and annoying dogs here! You can draw a whole page, and you can draw hundreds of them!"

"A total of 660 six." Luo Guang added at the same table.

Then he pointed to Luo Guang and explained the reason for this number: "He just told me that God is annoying the dog, 666."

Immediately, everyone in the classroom couldn't hold back anymore and roared with laughter.

Zhou Ya really didn't expect him to be so capable, and her shoulders twitched when she laughed.

He lay on the table, covered his mouth, buried his head in his arms, and almost laughed out of tears.

The teacher was made to want to laugh, wanted to laugh and was angry at the same time. While smoking, he laughed and scolded Luo Guang: "You still laugh, you still laugh, you have the face to smile too."

Luo Guang hid in various ways, and begged for mercy with a smile: "I was wrong, I was wrong, sister Ma, please forgive me."

While accusing him of being at the same table, he said indignantly: "Xia, how can you do this, this is the little secret of love between us, how can you tell others?"

Before Yu Xia could say anything, the teacher started pumping again, and said to Luo Guang on the forehead: "You still love the little secret, you don't work hard, and you still spoil Yu Xia! Do you have such a love that draws people into trouble?" !"

Luo Guang argued hard: "That's why my love is unique!"

Classmates: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Yu Xia calmly said, "I'm sorry, take it away."

Luo Guangru was hit hard, and looked at Yu Xia in shock: "You reject me?"

He pointed to his nose: "Whose love do you think you rejected? You rejected a god..."

Yu Xia: "Spiritual illness."

Luo Guang slowly spit out his remaining two words: "...'s love."

Then he got wronged and accused her: "You bully people."

Classmates: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

For a moment, inside and outside the classroom, there was a sense of joy.

The teacher also had no choice but to take this living treasure. She smiled and stared at Luo Guang a few times, and when she finally recovered, she straightened up, stopped the laughter of the whole room, and said, "Okay, okay, the exam is over, laugh You are not allowed to laugh at anything. Please write the test papers for me, and if someone disturbs the test discipline like this, don't blame me for being ruthless."

He warned Luo Guang again: "Rewrite it for me. If you don't fill up this test paper today, tomorrow I will drop Yu Xia to the first row."

Luo Guang wailed suddenly: "Don't, Sister Ma, there is no such thing as you!"

The teacher glared at him: "What about me?"

Luo Guang stopped his voice immediately, and said with bitter hatred on his face, "Looks like a fairy."

Still worried enough, he added sincerely: "You have descended to earth, who should guard the Moon Palace?"

The teacher was really dumbfounded by him, and interrupted: "Okay, don't be glib, write!"

After speaking, he spread the test papers on his desk, turned and returned to the desk.

Zhou Ya supported her forehead, and couldn't help laughing while writing.

It was extremely uncomfortable.

Luo Guang alone can make a stand-up comic.

Why is it so fun.

He couldn't help but think of Gu Jianghe. Gu Jianghe was like this when he was studying, right?

Probably everyone's pistachio.

very nice.

Zhou Ya's resistance to the school completely disappeared in such a short period of time.

He suddenly felt that being able to stay in such an environment, have two such fun creatures, and be roommates with a beautiful Snow White, seemed to have expectations for this year's life.

He thought for a while and took out a notebook from the drawer.

Then on the title page, a line of words was solemnly written.

"New environment, new life, hope everything will be fine."

After a pause, he added another sentence.

"Become a better version of yourself."

Then he closed it, took a deep breath, put the notebook back in the drawer, and continued to fight with the chemical formula.