dhibooks Chapter 33 Chapter 33
Chapter 33 Chapter 33
After Zhou Ya sat down, she tilted her head and glanced at the desk. It was quite clean.
He stretched out his finger and touched it, but there was no dust.
?Maybe someone has done hygiene?Otherwise, how can I leave it for a summer vacation without even dust.
It's not a vacuum.
Zhou Ya couldn't help feeling puzzled.
Now that the desk is clean, he doesn't have to wipe it again.
Originally, I brought a bag of wet tissues here, in order to prevent the table from being dirty.
Zhou Ya doesn't have a class schedule yet, so she doesn't know what classes are available, but if you have an exam today, you don't need to bring books.
He didn't know what books he was carrying in his bag, it was all packed for him by Gu Jianghe.
Seeing that the desk was clean, he took out the books in his bag.
After putting the book in, he quickly took out the pencil case and stuffed it into the drawer.
As soon as it was stuffed in, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Snow White was glancing at him.
Zhou Ya: "..."
You read your own book!Didn't the eight winds not move just now!Why are you looking at me suddenly!
Although he made the decision of "we must take good care of the school opening gift from Gu Jianghe", he still couldn't help feeling a little ashamed.
I thought that as long as I was fast enough, no one would see my pink and tender pencil case, so I was immediately seen.
It made Zhou Ya's ears turn red from embarrassment.
Pretending to be calm, he took his hand out of the drawer, sat upright, looked at Zhao Lei, and showed a proper puzzled expression: "What's wrong?"
Zhao Lei looked at his face for a few seconds, then looked away silently: "It's nothing."
Zhou Ya said obediently: "Oh."
That's it!Just pretend you didn't see it!I'll just pretend I didn't see you did!
Wait until I'm fully mentally prepared!
I can!
Isn't that a little childish!Zhou Ya, you can do it!come on!
……
Zhou Ya thought that today was the exam, but she didn't expect the teacher to say some opening words before the exam.
He first listened to the teacher say a bunch of words summarizing the past and looking forward to the bright future, and he wanted to sleep, and then he was suddenly named.
Teacher: "Let us welcome Zhou Ya to give a speech!"
Zhou Ya: "???"
What? ? ?
speech? ? ?
What kind of improvisation is this?Why didn't you tell me that there is such a project before?
He looked around in a daze, only to see the applause of the students, looking at him expectantly.
Sun Yijun winked at him very happily.
Zhou Ya: "..."
Oh shit.
He stood up bravely and walked to the podium.
Then looking at the faces below, he took a deep breath and summoned up his courage.
Turning his head to look at the teacher, he whispered, "What am I going to say?"
The teacher smiled very kindly: "Just introduce yourself briefly."
"simple"?
It's that simple!
Here it is!A large group of people!staring at me!
It's so simple!It's not easy for me to stand here!
Zhou Ya roared in her heart, then took another deep breath, held it in for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "Hi everyone, my name is Zhou Ya."
Then looked down, no words.
He looked to the teacher for help.
The teacher nodded and looked at him encouragingly.
Zhou Ya: "..."
Why don't you simply introduce yourself?I'm done introducing!What do you mean by nodding!Can I go down!
Obviously the teacher's expression was not the expression to let him step down.
Zhou Ya stood there, her back was stiff and uncomfortably stiff, and after a long time, she said again: "Nice to meet you."
Then look to the teacher.
The teacher nodded with a smile, looked at him, and waited for his next sentence.
Zhou Ya: "..."
Can't go down yet?
I can't pass this time, can I?
He closed his eyes with hatred and bitterness, then opened them, looked resolutely at the five-star red flag painted on the blackboard behind, and said sonorously: "Let us contribute to the new China together! Contribute to socialism with Chinese characteristics! Striving to be a good son of the motherland!"
Then with a red face, I don't know whether it was excited or ashamed, and looked at the teacher: "I'm done."
The teacher applauded and shouted: "Okay!"
Then he stepped onto the podium: "We all have to learn from Zhou Ya! You are the future of our motherland! Young people are strong! China is strong! Keep in mind the mission, never forget the original intention, and forge ahead!"
The students below also shouted excitedly: "Keep in mind the mission! Don't forget the original intention! Forge ahead!"
Zhou Ya: "?"
He looked dazed, not knowing where he was.
This is... the scene of the oath of joining the party?
He looked at the excited classmates, then at the enthusiastic teacher, hesitant.
Want to shout along?
Before he finished tangling, he finished shouting here.
After chanting the slogan, the teacher put away the expression on his face as if he was about to blow up the bunker, regained his gentleness, and looked at Zhou Ya with a smile: "Okay, you can go back to your seat."
Zhou Ya: "Oh."
Then he returned to his seat in a daze.
As soon as I sat down, the teacher began to hand out the test papers, and said: "The test time is two and a half hours, no whispering, no flipping books, no peeking, if you need to go to the toilet, go now, and only one time after that. went out alone."
So a group of people filed out.
Luo Guang also stood up, ran to Zhou Ya, and asked him, "Do you want to go to the toilet?"
Zhou Ya: "?"
Is it a girl?Why go to the toilet in groups?
While he was in shock, Sun Yijun also ran over: "Let's go together!"
Zhou Ya: "?"
Zhou Ya: "No more."
These two really didn't say that "we just met today, but we are not very familiar with each other". After hearing Zhou Ya's answer, they pretended not to hear, and each of them grabbed Zhou Ya's arm and pulled it for him. Woke up.
Sun Yijun is actually smaller than Zhou Ya, and his strength is not very strong.
Unable to stand up to Luo Guangniu, who was tall and burly, with brute strength, the two directly lifted Zhou Ya from his seat.
Zhou Ya: "?"
He just saw the hell.
Before she could move, Zhou Ya put another hand on her shoulder.
He turned his head to look at it, he was fair and slender, with distinct bones.
The owner of that hand opened his mouth and said coldly, "He can't say it."
Zhou Ya didn't expect that Princess Snow White would open his mouth to help him, she was taken aback for a moment, and then nodded immediately: "Yeah!"
He thought that these two would let go when they heard Zhao Lei's words, but they were stunned for a moment, but Zhou Ya's eyes were so shocked that they were about to fall from the next action.
They pulled Zhou Ya up and pulled him behind him, and then hurriedly arrested Zhao Lei as well.
One pulled his arm, the other hugged his waist. Regardless of Zhao Lei's struggle and resistance, he dragged him from the seat inside to the aisle.
Zhou Ya: "..."
This scene is exciting.
The teacher was distributing test papers in the second row and talking to the girl in the middle of the second row. Hearing the voice, he turned around and saw Zhou Ya standing in the aisle with her back facing her. Helping to pull there, the students next to them all looked at them and giggled.
Teacher: "? Luo Guang! What are you doing again!"
Luo Guang was taken aback by her sudden opening, and immediately blurted out: "It's nothing!"
Then he turned his head slowly and smiled at the teacher with a guilty conscience: "Zhao Lei peed his pants, sorry, we are going to help him cover it and go to the toilet to wash it off."
Zhou Ya: "?"
Zhao Lei: "?"
Zhao Lei couldn't take it anymore: "You fart!"
Sun Yijun quickly interjected: "It wasn't him, I let it go, I let it go, I'm sorry, I ate too many soybeans at noon."
Zhao Lei: "?"
Zhou Ya: "?"
The teacher accepted the reason after hearing the reason, and said, "That's fine, I'll give you two and ten minutes, and hurry up."
Then he said to Zhao Lei: "After washing, remember to wrap it with toilet paper so that it can dry quickly."
Zhao Lei's complexion was fair, and he was angry and annoyed. Two red clouds flew up on his face, and his eyes seemed to be covered with two clouds of fog, which was very charming.
He explained: "I didn't!"
The teacher nodded perfunctorily: "Yeah."
Then he turned his head and continued to talk to the girl, and ignored him.
Luo Guang still pulled him, and said persuasively: "Let's go, let's go, if you don't go, you'll be done later."
What was done is self-evident.
The students around who heard this couldn't help but snicker, and looked at Zhao Lei's expression quietly.
Sun Yijun still hugged his waist, looked up at him, and said, "You..."
In order to prevent this guy from speaking out loud again, Zhao Lei quickly interrupted: "I'm going, shut up!"
After speaking, he gave Sun Yijun a hard look.
Looking at his expression from the side, Zhou Ya couldn't help but be speechless in her heart.
The beauty was shy and angry, tsk tsk.
Sun Yijun's angle is too beneficial, right?
Just as he was thinking, Sun Yijun slowly turned his head to look at him.
Zhou Ya: "..."
Zhou Ya took the initiative: "Let's go to the toilet."
So Luo Guang and Sun Yi coerced the reluctant Zhao Lei, Zhou Ya followed behind them, and walked to the toilet together.
After the four of them relieved their hands, Zhao Lei was about to go out with a cold face, but was stopped by Sun Yijun again, and said, "Hey, no, no, why don't you just go out like this?"
Zhao Lei looked at him coldly: "Otherwise?"
Luo Guang reminded him: "You wet your pants."
As soon as the words "wet your pants" came out, Zhao Lei's already cold expression turned even colder, as if a blizzard was about to come.
He paused every word: "I. No. Yes."
Sun Yijun smiled and said: "I know you don't, the students don't know!"
Zhou Ya silently stood a little further away, happily watching the play across the bank.
Zhao Lei looked at Sun Yijun with a piercing gaze.
Sun Yijun didn't seem to notice it, and said, "You just go out like this, and then they will think that you peed your pants and went back without washing them, how dirty are they?"
Zhao Lei: "I'll say it again, I, no, pee."
Sun Yijun: "Who knows?"
Zhao Leixue's snow-white face was almost black to charcoal, and Zhou Ya's cheeks hurt from holding back her laughter.
Luo Guang was there in front of the peacemaker, persuading Zhao Lei: "Everyone thinks so, you don't want to be discussed later, do you?"
Zhao Lei looked at him coldly: "Who caused me to be talked about?"
Both Luo Guang and Sun Yi showed innocent smiles.
Zhou Ya finally didn't hold back her laughter, and the laughter leaked out.
When Zhao Lei turned his head to look over, he immediately stopped smiling, his face tensed, and he looked back innocently.
Sun Yijun begged for mercy: "Well, brother Lei, I was wrong, we shouldn't frame you."
When Zhao Lei heard his apology, his face looked a little better. Just as he was about to say something, Luo Guang suddenly picked up a handful of water and splashed it on the zipper of his trousers.
Zhao Lei didn't even succeed in hiding, so he hit him straight.
So his face was really completely dark this time.
The black clouds overwhelm the city and the city wants to destroy that kind of blackness.
He glanced at his trousers, then at Luo Guang, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you courting death?"
Luo Guang raised his hand and defended innocently: "I'll help you, otherwise you'll be moaning, how long will it take you to take action?"
Zhao Lei didn't want to listen to his sophistry, so he walked towards him, wanting to strike.
Then just after taking two steps, I felt a chill in my buttocks.
He turned his head, but Sun Yijun still hadn't taken back the hand that was waving at him.
And behind his pants, there was also a puddle of water.
Zhao Lei: "..."
Zhou Ya tightly covered her mouth to prevent herself from laughing out loud.
If you laugh out loud at this time, you will definitely be killed.
Sun Yijun also raised his hands and said honestly, "I'm sorry."
At this time, there is only one sentence that can express Zhao Lei's mood, and that is "If an apology is useful, why do you need Hades?" (Hey!)
With a dark face, he walked towards Sun Yijun again. Sun Yijun was not like Luo Guang, who obediently stood there waiting for him to come.
Seeing Zhao Lei approaching, he immediately turned around and ran outside.
Zhao Lei got angry and shouted: "Stop!"
And chased it out.
Luo Guang hurriedly called to him: "Zhao Lei! Wipe it dry! It's still dripping!"
He also ran out.
Zhou Ya finally didn't have to hold back: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!"