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Chapter 13 Fan Wai【Black-bellied Dazai and Ranpo on the rooftop + Poor and innocent Xiaozhongya】

Before the parallel space-time channel was opened.

Edogawa Ranpo once went to Osamu Dazai.

At that time, Osamu Dazai had just crossed the river with a stone in his arms, and Edogawa waited in disorder by the river, picked up the man with a stick and threw him into a basket, and returned to the detective agency humming.

In the evening, the two of them sat on the roof, and Osamu Dazai drank wine, sipping his drink in random steps, and lying side by side on the ground.

"Dazai, what do you mean by emotion?"

"Hey, Mr. Ranbu is asking me for advice? I'm really honored!"

"I just don't understand. It's like cooking and finding the way. It's very troublesome. There are so many detours and so many markers, how can I remember clearly?"

Ranpo took out his glasses from his pocket and put them on. Now he already knew that the so-called "super reasoning" was just fabricated by the president to appease him, but he didn't have any rebellious mentality towards this lie.

Maybe just like his parents, although he himself is very strong, the feeling of being protected is really comfortable.

"And, as long as I'm well, everything will be fine, right?" Edogawa Ranpo widened his glasses to the maximum, as if trying to see things in the sky clearly.

But it was too far away, and he really couldn't reach it.

"You're just too free. Wouldn't it be good to read more books if you have nothing to do?" Osamu Dazai crossed his legs, closed his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking.

The two stayed like this for a long time.

"What about Dazai? What do you think of Hat-kun?" Ranbu turned over, facing Dazai, and could see his expressions and movements at a glance.

"A slug with low IQ and stature who only uses force to solve problems."

Ranbu took out a bag of snacks from nowhere, sat up and ate with his legs crossed.

"Then why are you lying?"

"Starting from the [Sheep] incident, Dazai, you brought him into the ditch of the Mafia, and you must have had a lot of selfishness."

"No." Osamu Dazai stretched his waist, sat up too, and with his murderous gaze, he still took a few packs of snacks from his pocket.

"At that time, I respected and admired Mr. Mori very much, and I was quite conscientious in the work of the personnel in the organization. When I was working, I might not have any personal affair."

As he spoke, he deliberately turned on the flashlight and shone upwards along his chin, so that Luanbu could see his expression clearly.

At least the last sentence, he didn't lie.

At that time, he was mostly filled with feelings of taking advantage of Chuya in the Central Plains.

"Oh?" Edogawa Luanbu pushed the snack aside, took off his glasses, turned around and looked at Osamu Dazai with a smile.

"What about the dragon slaying battle? Nasty, that power really makes people curious."

Before the words were finished, the light on Osamu Dazai's side had been turned off, and everything had returned to the original darkness.

After a long time, Osamu Dazai's voice came again, and he said, "Ranbu-kun, I've recorded it."

"The kind of recording that can be passed on to the president."

"I made a video." Luanbu peeled off his outer clothes, revealing the instrument with red dots inside, and said with a smile:

"The kind of video that can be passed to Mr. Hat."

"..."

Osamu Dazai smiled and smashed the recorder: "Let's have a good talk."

"Dazai has this idea, so my senior can naturally do it." Edogawa Ranpo also tore off the red dot and threw it out.

Dazai pointed to Ranpo's hat, the latter pointed to his hair, Dazai pointed to Ranpo's cock, the latter pointed to his mouth...

In the end, the two looked at each other with a smile and reached an agreement.

——Being a man still needs to be honest.

The two took off the clothes with monitoring equipment on their bodies and put them aside, talking by candlelight in the bleak moonlight.

"You mean, parallel world?"

"Aren't I clear about what I said?" Edogawa scratched his hair in dissatisfaction.

"No, I'm just a little surprised. I didn't expect that the little dwarf's filth could have such a function."

"Yes, but don't doubt it, my [Super Reasoning] will not make any mistakes!" Edogawa Ranpo raised his jaw slightly, this is the 'power' personally certified by the president, absolutely not It can go wrong!

Edogawa frowned randomly, and explained the principle from beginning to end: "The gravitational force of a black hole is extremely strong. When it really appears, it will make it far faster than the speed of light. Skills, in the final analysis, are undoubtedly another manifestation of black holes. That time, he completely released the energy in his body. Although your [Disqualification in the World] ability did not destroy the world, but the door of parallel time and space is at that time. The time has also been fully opened."

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to check the temperature between his forehead, and he was relieved after making sure that there was no hot hand.

"So?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.

Osamu Dazai has a general idea of ​​Edogawa Ranpo's thoughts after years of working in the same company.

Although his personality looks like a child's, he actually sees it better than anyone else.

Moreover, there are nothing more than two things that can make him really interested and willing to spend time doing it—think of ways to get the president to praise him, and let the president pay for his food, clothing, housing and transportation.

And now, he would care about something that could only lead to the early end of the world.

Oh, who would believe it?

"As expected of Dazai, although the ability is still not as good as mine, but the level of reasoning has improved."

"You want to visit the presidents of other worlds?" Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, as if he didn't agree with his idea.

"hold head high."

"What's the difference? The so-called parallel world naturally means that everyone's life experience is different. Edogawa Ranpo may also exist in the parallel world, but he is not you after all."

"I know." Edogawa Ranbu lowered his head, he murmured:

"What about Dazai? Doesn't Dazai want to see the hat-kun in other worlds? Doesn't Dazai want to find his true thoughts? Doesn't Dazai want to see you in other worlds, how can you be so perfect and full of vigor?" How to leave this world?"

"..."

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In the middle of the night, two figures invaded the Armed Detective Agency and wiped out all the money inside.

The two went to the Black Hand Gang in the dark, and went to the monitoring room in random steps, while Osamu Dazai relied on his previous memories to go to Chuya's room.

Clean and tidy as always.

The black hat was hung on the cabinet by the door, and the clothes were neatly folded and piled up on the bed. They were all clothes that were often worn in the Central Plains, but he was nowhere to be seen in the room.

Osamu Dazai bent his waist and tiptoed towards the inside, and finally heard some noises when he reached the inner bedroom.

It is the kind of rushing water with intermittent breaks in the middle.

—he is taking a bath!

As soon as this idea popped up, Osamu Dazai was slightly flustered.

The glass is sandy, from the outside you can only see the water mist inside, and you can still roughly see the shape of a human being in the haze.

However, because the bathroom was too big, and Nakahara Chuya was not up to the standard height, Osamu Dazai was about to stretch his neck and couldn't see anything.

In desperation, he stepped on the bed, wanting to lie down and take a closer look.

Unexpectedly, Zhong Yuanzhong also installed an alarm on the bed, and the moment he stepped on it, piercing screams resounded throughout the room.

There were also bustling footsteps outside the door, and it was estimated that a large number of people were rushing here.

"..."

Doesn't this guy sleep?

"Who?!"

The people inside heard the movement, there was a bang, the entire bathroom was bombed, and dust was flying around.

Osamu Dazai stood where he was, waved to Nakahara Nakaya very friendly, and kindly reminded: "You have to wash it again later."

"Zhong Ye is so handsome!"

"I actually came to find Mr. Mori. Hey, I didn't expect my brain to be not working well. Then I'll go first. See you in Chuya."

Osamu Dazai waved at him, turned around and was about to leave.

"Since Dazai is back, wouldn't it appear that my Mafia is not polite by leaving in such a hurry?"

At the door, the gunmen headed by Mori Ogai had gathered completely, and the muzzles of their black guns were all pointing at Osamu Dazai's heart.

"Hey, since the leader is so enthusiastic, it would seem a little strange for me to be polite, so I'll call the president first and tell him not to worry about me."

After he finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and called, completely ignoring those guns.

"President, this cannot be called absenteeism without reason."

"I want to apply for paid leave. Really, President, I really can't leave now."

"Mr. Sen personally came forward and asked me to come over as a guest. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you if I didn't go over?"

"Dazai." Mori Ogai stretched out his hand, beckoning him to take the phone over: "Let me tell."

"Okay." Osamu Dazai tilted his head and smiled, threw the phone into his arms, then turned around and rushed towards Nakahara Nakaya, and there were scattered gunshots behind him.

But it was too late, when the instant white light disappeared, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya who were still in front of them had also disappeared.

Edogawa Ranpo, who witnessed everything in the monitoring room, raised his hand and slightly lowered the brim of his hat, mixed into the crowd and left the Mafia.

In the parallel world, he doesn't want to go alone. It's too lonely and boring for him to find his way, but he won't go to President Matsuguchi's hand.