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Chapter 12 Osamu Dazai + Ranpo = Depressed Monokuma

Sang Tian Lianen: "It must be him, he is a super high-level gang member, he definitely has the strength to go in and kill people without anyone noticing!"

Sang Tian Lianen: "And look at his appearance, he is showing a guilty conscience now! Otherwise, why didn't he refute! Vote for him! Definitely vote for him! For the safety of all of us!"

Asahina Aoi: "And when I went to the kitchen with Ogami Sakura yesterday, I passed his room. He was holding a knife in his hand, and his face was fierce, as if he was going to eat people."

Ogami Sakura: "Yes."

Black and White Bear jumped out at the right time, shaking his fat body from side to side: "Woo Pu Pu Pu! Wu Pu Pu Pu! So you are sure, right? Then hurry up and vote, I will go back to sleep for a beauty sleep ~"

"Wait!" Makoto Makoto interrupted, he turned around and looked at Chuya Nakahara excitedly: "Don't you have anything to say? Everyone doesn't have any substantive evidence now. , Judging by a person's character and appearance, that would be too arbitrary."

Celestia: "Is Naegi-san covering for him?"

Sapling Makoto: "No, no, I was just thinking, according to the current rules, if we vote rashly, it is all of us who are in danger."

Sang Tian Lianen: "I think you are accomplices! You must have joined forces to kill someone, and then covered each other in order to successfully graduate and leave!"

Seedling Makoto's face was flushed, but he couldn't think of any good evidence to refute. He could only lower his head for a while, looking a little helpless.

Sang Tianlian: "It must be like this! Everyone vote together, for the safety of all of us, vote him out!"

Sangtian Lianen seemed a little excited, and when he was constantly encouraging people around him to vote, three voices came in.

"Oh, don't bully other children."

"That's right, Fat Cijun, don't be so irritable."

"It can't kill me."

The voices of the three people overlapped together, making it difficult for people to realize what happened for a while.

"..."

The black and white bear loosened its claws from the honey pot, and the whole bear jumped into a rage. It jumped back and forth on the machine gun and said angrily:

"Hey! Are you questioning my strength?! My machine gun is the original version, the kind that can 'chug' and beat you into a chicken coop! And you, who allows you to eat in the courtroom? Snacks! I still eat hamburgers, do you think this is a fast food restaurant?!"

Monokuma rode on the machine gun, facing Edogawa Ranpo's direction, threatening: "You, it's you! Put down the hamburger in your hand!"

"I don't." Luanbu took off his hat and leaned his head back on the back of the chair.

"You! You are forcing me! Okay, I will do justice for the sky today and kill you bastard!"

"You wait for me!"

The black and white bear got angry, climbed down from the machine gun, and ran upside down with its two paws to the firing switch. Just as the fat paw was about to be pressed down, a voice with a little smile came from the side.

Edogawa Luanbu swallowed the last morsel of meat, and stretched his waist along the way. He opened his eyes slightly, and landed on Monokuma's body.

The latter was terrified, and broke out in cold sweat: "What are you doing! I just want to do justice for the sky!"

"Tsk." Osamu Dazai snorted lightly, and said with a smile, "Who established this system?"

"..."

"Or, the first—"

"Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! I'm short-circuited! I'm short-circuited!"

Boom~~~

The black and white bear rolled its eyes, its two short paws twitched uncontrollably, and followed the elevator with its own sound effects to leave this land of right and wrong.

A few seconds later, a brand new black and white bear jumped out, as if completely unaware of what had just happened.

He spun in a graceful arc in the air, and then landed perfectly in the center of the courtroom.

"Okay!" Black and white bear slammed the mallet: "I announce the official start of the first student status trial! Everyone should be obedient."

In order to appease everyone, Black and White Bear also specially moved out the housekeepers, desserts and snacks, and distributed them to everyone.

After some tossing, the student status trial started again.

Kyoko Wukiri was the first to break everyone's silence: "The murderer is not Chuya Nakahara, nor Makoto Naogi."

Sang Tian Lianen: "Where is the evidence? You must pay attention to evidence in what you say and do!"

Kyoko Kirikiri: "She was stabbed to death by a sharp object, which can be known from the autopsy report given by Monokuma."

Naoi Asahina: "But this doesn't explain anything? Mr. Zhongyuan is a cadre of the Mafia, and he must be proficient in various methods of killing."

Sapling Makoto: "No, that's not the case!"

Sapling Makoto: "If it's really Mr. Nakahara, there's no need for him to kill Fujiyako who is several rooms away from him, and, everyone, don't forget, this is a murder case in a secret room, and Fujiyako's There was no damage to the door before it was forced open!"

Shishen Baiye: "Heh, you have some skills, much better than those guys who only know how to read faces."

Sang Tian Lianen: "Who are you talking about!"

Shishen Baiye: "So, there is only one possibility, she put the person in by herself. I bet the dignity of the Shishen family, and the murderer is you—Sang Tian Lian!"

The latter showed panic, and staggered: "What nonsense are you talking about! I know her, but I don't have the habit of casually entering girls' boudoirs!"

Shishen Baiye: "Oh, it's your gentlemanly demeanor that made her let go of her mind and lure wolves into the house, Sang Tian Lianen! Don't quibble anymore, the murderer is you!"

Seedling Makoto suddenly raised his head, and he looked in the direction of Monokuma: "There is a lock on the door of the girl's room, what kind of lock do you mean?"

"Woo puff puff! U puff puff!" Black and white bear laughed a few times holding his belly: "I'll tell you secretly, the locks in the girls' rooms are only for boys, after all, girls always talk to each other. There's a lot to whisper about."

Kyoko Kirigiri: "In other words, the murderer is targeting all the girls and Lian Sangtian."

Makoto Sapling: "Also, what is the murder weapon?"

Fujiya Yoko was inserted into the fatal hole by something, and died after suffering painfully, and the wound was not caused by the knife provided by Monokuma.

"Chuya, isn't it boring? Hey~ After all, Zhong is also a tall, thick guy, and he probably won't be able to play this kind of detective game."

Osamu Dazai moved closer to Chuya and whispered in his ear.

As expected, he was thrown flying in the next second. When he came back, there was still a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he had a feeling of satisfaction.