A and M's Daily Season 2

Chapter 4 Mi's Nursery Part [-]

The two huddled in the kitchen and finished their meal quietly. When clearing the table, the nannies finally woke up, they were all hungry, they opened their mouths and yelled, stuffed something into their mouths, and crawled on the sofa climb up.I took out the cooked vegetable porridge, filled two small bowls, and fed one to my uncle.

The two children ran towards me in a daze, stretched out a spoon, and poked two small mouths together to grab it, but the uncle was holding the spoon and no one came to patronize.He came over and stood side by side with me, and held up the spoon together. The milk babies didn't agree, and they still waited for my side with their small mouths open.I was too busy to feed one mouthful at a time. Uncle stretched out his spoon to coax, "Jack, Henry, come and eat mine. The food here is better than his bowl."

The dolls stared with big round eyes for a while, and then came back to continue robbing.I put away the bowl and lied to them, "It's gone, I've finished eating here."

Thinking that the two must not be full, they would go to the uncle to ask for food, but when the two babies heard that they were gone, they started to gnaw their feet, sofas, and marshmallows again, but they didn't go to the uncle to ask for food.

No way, I went to fill another bowl and came back to continue feeding. Uncle was alone stirring the vegetable porridge. When I finished feeding this bowl, his bowl was also empty. He licked the spoon and asked me, "Is there any more? still want to eat”

I:……

A small pot of vegetable porridge was shared by the three golden retrievers, and the stomach was full and satisfied.

After eating, use a thin baby toothbrush to brush the baby's few white teeth. The children's toothpaste is chocolate-flavored, which smells sweet and looks delicious.Lawyer Mi squeezed a little bit out of nowhere to sneak a taste, and after tasting it, he was surprised and asked me to eat it too, "Asher, try it, it tastes like chocolate mousse"

I held up the black thread on the end of the toothbrush and took the toothpaste, "It's almost done, and you don't need to eat, what are you doing with toothpaste?"

When the two children saw that they were about to brush their teeth, they were very excited, and they poked their heads out actively.Squeeze out a little bit to let them open their mouths, take turns to brush a little bit, take a glass of water, and when they come back, the two awesome children have already licked away the toothpaste.

Hurry up to grab it, the babies are holding on to the toothpaste, and they want to lick it, grabbing and coaxing, "This is not food, it's toothpaste, toothpaste! You can't eat it!"

Big baby: ah ah ah ah!

The little baby also followed: ah ah ah!

He sucked the toothpaste tightly in his mouth, and vowed not to let go.I got anxious and started to tickle them, "I told you it's not for food, why did you two grab toothpaste and didn't let it go, it didn't make you hungry. Let go! Stop sucking!"

It took a lot of effort, and finally snatched the toothpaste, and brought a cup for them to rinse the toothpaste foam in their mouths.The two brothers snorted a few times with their cheeks puffed up, and then it was gone... swallowed... they thought it was delicious, and they wanted more with their small mouths open.

I tugged at their small mouths, and yelled again, "Why did you drink it back? This is not for food. I want to spit it out, will I spit it out? I spit it out."

Brushing your teeth can be so bad, taking care of a baby is indeed a technical job.

Let them sleep for too long in the afternoon, as a result, they can't sleep at night, and their spirits are dying.The two started to quarrel.

I was holding the computer to process documents. The little baby crawled over, raised his head, and kept climbing up his legs. When he climbed up, I hugged him down.As a result, the baby thought it was a game, and it was very exciting to climb up and down.

"Uncle! Get him away, I'm doing something, I'm bored to death"

Uncle Deng Deng ran over, stretched out his hand to lift the baby under the armpit, and lifted it up, turning around to leave.

The baby grinned and began to cry, "Ahhh w(Д)w"

Uncle coaxed carefully, "Don't yell, don't yell, Asher is working."

Continue to say "ahhhh o(≧mouth≦)o"

"Hush, don't bark, good boy"

The little baby was in a hurry, clenched his fists, closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and wailed again, "Wow (>﹏<.)"

His head hurt from the noise, so he was hugged back and asked him to play slowly while grabbing a corner of his clothes.

Uncle squatted next to him displeased, "Why are all the children kissing you, obviously I know them better."

One on each side of the two, very beautiful and harmonious.I occasionally looked up and saw the big baby hugging my uncle's foot, nibbling like a raging fire...

Go up and slap the uncle on the back of the head, "You are crazy, what do you think of the child? These two children really like to gnaw their feet so much. It's okay to gnaw on their own, but they also gnaw on other people's"

He dragged the big baby to brush his teeth again, and seriously warned them not to gnaw their feet again.The two dolls responded with ah ah.

I work until almost ten o'clock, and I must put the children to sleep.One carried one upstairs and returned to the room.I took too much nap in the afternoon, and I didn't feel sleepy until after ten o'clock.Lawyer Mi took out a box of toys and started blowing up balloons for them to play with.The little balloons are very cute. The two children came up to grab them with their little paws open, and took several with both hands.The child couldn't control his hand strength, and his thin and short fingers got stuck in the balloon, and it was crushed if he didn't pay attention.

The balloon in his hand exploded suddenly, making a loud bang. The little baby was frightened, and sat there in a daze, looking at his little paws, grinning as he was about to cry.I quickly hugged and coaxed.As soon as I received it, the soft-haired little head kept digging into my arms, looking for something that men have but has completely different uses.

Carefully pushed his head away, stopped him and said, "Hey, I'm not your mother, I don't have breasts, stop arching"

The frightened little baby didn't care, and drilled hard, and the little paws went into battle together, pawing back and forth, the doll was so small and soft, I didn't dare to push hard, for fear of accidentally hurting him.He found the target, and immediately opened his small mouth and bit it.

"Ah!!!!" with a wail,

Uncle jumped over to see, "What's the matter? What's the matter with you, Asher?"

I looked hopeless, and my painful lips trembled, "Uncle, Uncle... Hurry up, find a way to make him let go"

Lawyer He and Mi squeezed and tugged, and after a long time, the ancestor finally let go and stuffed him with a pacifier.

The little baby was unhappy, spit out the pacifier, grinned and began to cry, begging to lean on his chest.

Lawyer Mi got angry, patted his butt lightly, and taught him a lesson, "You don't want to eat your own nipples, why do you have to fight with me? Let me tell you, Asher's whole body is mine! His two nipples are just like mine. I can eat! You eat your own"

The big baby blinked his big watery eyes, and imitated his uncle and said softly, "Nipple~"

Take him away quickly and put him on the other side, you can't learn this.

The little one kept crying, and the noise made me have a headache, so I put some honey on the pacifier and leaned over to coax her, "Hey, this one is better, it's sweet, sweet"

He coaxed him to lick it a little, and after tasting the sweetness, he couldn't wait to swallow it in one mouthful, and hugged and gnawed with his small paws contentedly.

The two children each had a pacifier, and they fell asleep after chewing on it. They gently removed the pacifier and put it on the crib.We tiptoely undressed and rolled into bed to sleep.

I rubbed my chest and cursed, "Damn little bastard with only two teeth, it's still pretty strong. It hurts me to death."

Mi Jinmao leaned over with his head on his head and his messy yellow hair, "Do you want me to lick and moisturize you with spit?"

Slapped it away, "You can pull it down"

It was not peaceful to sleep at night. The two children woke up several times, and they did not wake up at the same time. Just after coaxing one, the other opened his eyes again.It's just endless.The next morning, for the first time ever, with dark circles under my eyes, I drank a cup of black coffee with my uncle in the kitchen.

Instead of the usual scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast, I saved time and cooked a big pot of oatmeal, which can be eaten both big and small, and the four of them drank the porridge casually.Lawyer Mi finished drinking two large bowls, yelling that he was not full, so he grabbed two slices of bread and smeared peanut butter on it.I knelt down to dress the children. This time, I learned how to do it well. First, I put two bags of snacks on the stroller, and the two dolls automatically climbed in and sat down, holding the bags to eat biscuits.

Strolling downstairs, strapping the kids in baby seats in the back of the car, waving goodbye.The two children felt that I was going to leave, so they threw down the biscuits and rushed over, each holding on to one hand, yelling.

Break off the four little paws, and slowly coax, "Go back to the office with Uncle Michelle, I can see my mother tonight."

The babies were anxious, screaming louder, and their little paws would not let go.

I was a little sad to hear it, so I broke their hands and closed the door.Uncle came over and kissed me on the cheek, "Be careful on the way to work, see you at night", he got into the car, started the engine, and drove away.The two babies were still turning their heads and looking back. I stood for a long time before walking to the subway station with my bag.

As soon as I arrived at the company, I received a text message from my uncle, "The children cried all the way, I am going crazy!"

After get off work in the evening, I went to the supermarket to buy vegetables and came home, halfway through the cooking, my uncle came back, followed by others.At first glance, it was the female colleague and her two children.

A female colleague handed over a gift box, "I'm so sorry, I asked you to take care of my children. This is Wisconsin's famous cheesecake and cheese slices. They are delicious. Please accept them."

When the two babies saw me, they screamed and stretched out their little arms to hug me.I took it and kissed each of them. The older baby hugged his calf, and the younger baby held onto his collar, not wanting to let go.His mother also laughed, "My second child is not close to people anymore, and I have a really good relationship with you."

Lawyer Mi pouted, "What did I say, my Asher is very popular with children."

I wanted to keep them for dinner, but the female colleague insisted on going home, saying that her husband had prepared dinner and was waiting at home.The uncle pinched the baby's fleshy cheeks reluctantly, "In the future, if you go on a business trip, you can send the children here at any time. I am very happy to see the children."

I complained in my heart: You can pull it down, what a fart, eating, drinking, and messing up are all caused by me. The child woke up in the middle of the night, and Lawyer Mi's little snoring was so loud that he couldn't wake up for a long time.

The female colleague was also quite embarrassed, with a smile on her face, she reached out to pick up the baby.The little baby frowned at me a few times, and blinked his big watery eyes. I walked up and kissed again, "I can't just nibble on my feet in the future, do you hear me?"

The big baby raised his hand and said ah ah twice to express his commitment.

Send the three of them downstairs and watch them drive away.We both turned around and went back.Uncle put his arms around my shoulders and said with a smile, "You said children are so fun, let's get two too."

Patting his golden-haired head away, "You treat children as cats and dogs? Can you send them back when you get tired of them? What nonsense are you talking about?"

Lawyer Mi leaned over meanly, "You are so popular with children, all the children kiss you."

I shook my head, "Kindness and liking are two different things. They kiss me is their business, and whether I like them or not is my business. I don't like children, it's too much trouble. It's not enough to take care of them because of you! Don't take any children home!"

One day a few weeks later, I came home from work with a bottle of wine in my left hand and a fish in my right. I entered the door with a key in my mouth and found two teenagers and Lawyer Mi sitting on the sofa. The three of them were concentrating on playing wii games. Gun game.

I:……

Attorney Mi saw that I was back, put down the controller and ran over, "Asher, this is my boss' nephew and niece, come to stay for a weekend."

I dragged him into the kitchen and cursed hard: "You are crazy! Didn't I tell you not to bring children back?"

Lawyer Mi made up nonsense without changing his face, "I didn't bring my children back. One of them is 11 years old and the other is 13 years old. They are considered teenagers."

I:……

Sure enough, you can't talk quickly with lawyers, you can't talk to them at all, and they will take advantage of loopholes one by one.

Then I watched "Teenagers" for two days that weekend, and it was a nightmare.

The author has something to say:

Asher, one of the prototypes of the protagonists in this article, strongly requested to add several nicknames to the other protagonist Michelle: Lawyer Mi, Lawyer Mi (requested by Michelle), Golden Retriever Mi and Gongju Mi.

In fact, Asher still likes to be called Michelle rice, but he strictly asked me not to write it in the article, saying that this nickname can only be called by him ==