A and M's Daily Season 2

Chapter 3 Mi's Nursery

One of Uncle's female colleagues was going on a business trip for two days and one night. The nanny suddenly couldn't come because of something, and she couldn't find anyone temporarily. There was no place for her two children at home.The unreliable Lawyer Mi volunteered to coax the children of his colleagues into the house under the pretext of "I'm especially good at taking care of the baby, the baby and I both have a good time".

I got off work early at noon and came home with a bottle of wine in my left hand and a chicken in my right hand. I entered the door with the key in my mouth and found two baby babies in the living room, drooling all over the floor.

A capitalized ignorance, what the hell is going on! ?

Dropped things, went up to pick one up, looked left and right, and said distressedly, "Oh my god, this is my new carpet, did you two pee on it?"

Overheard by Lawyer Mi who had just come out of the toilet, a black thread appeared on his head: "You don't care about the children, you care about the carpet first? It's so heartless."

I rolled my eyes: "It's not mine, so why care so much, this carpet cost my boss a lot of money, I can't feel so bad after peeing on these two bastards."

Put the child back on the ground, dragged Lawyer Mi to the kitchen, and asked, "Why are you back? Don't you go to work today? Where the hell did you get these two little things? Tell the truth!"

Uncle smiled and told me about the process. After listening to it, I became angry, let go of my voice and yelled, "I'm fucking crazy! You know how to take care of a fart? You can't take care of yourself, so stupid, so small If something happened to your child, can we afford to take responsibility?"

He said nonchalantly, "I heard from my colleague that these two children are very good, as long as they are fed enough, go to the toilet, and take them out regularly, they will go to bed on time when they are sleepy at night."

He said that raising a child is as easy as raising a dog, and I heard a million muddy horses galloping in my heart, Alexander.

Attorney Mi likes children very much, but he just likes them in his heart. His living ability is basically negative, and it is a problem to take care of himself.

If you really want him to take care of the child, something will happen.

Both babies are boys, one is a little over two years old and the other is a little over a year old, and they smell like sweet baby food.The babes may be hungry and stuff everything into their mouths.I asked my uncle to prepare some milk powder for them. Attorney Mi took the milk bottle and took a glass of cold water from the kitchen sink, and was about to pour milk powder into it.

He grabbed it and rubbed his temples: "You go back to the office, I'll do it next time."

Lawyer Mi and the child hugged each other for a while, patted their buttocks, and took the bag and left, leaving me and the babies at home to stare at each other.The milk babies were gnawing on each other's feet, so unhappy, I called the female colleague to ask the child what he could eat and what he liked, and I made it for him.

The other party said carelessly, "As long as you can eat anything, the younger one is still drinking milk powder, and the older one, if you think it's troublesome, just give him macaroni and cheese. Three meals a day, every meal is fine... It’s fine if you’re full, don’t care if it’s good or not.”

I heard a black line in my head. Is this my own? It is also an unreliable cheat. My mother searched for baby recipes on the Internet and chose one that looked delicious to make.In the middle of cooking, I found that I didn't buy a few ingredients at home. I called my uncle a few times and he didn't answer. I wanted to send a text message to tell him to let him buy it on the way, but I thought about the tragic results of asking him to go out to buy vegetables a few times ago... Still decided to buy it myself.

In the past, I would leave alone with my card in hand, but now that there are two little ones at home, it takes a long time to prepare for going out.After dressing the baby babies, just about to put them in the car, the big one suddenly started to twist his body, unwilling to sit in it. As soon as he was put in, the small mouth immediately flattened, and the big eyes began to watery and began to store tears.

I couldn't stand the crying of my child, so I had to take him out again. The little one was originally very good, but when he saw my brother making trouble, he followed suit and started making trouble.Coaxed with toys, coaxed with snacks, the two babies took the toys, ate the snacks, and started barking when they saw they were about to get into the car.

I broke down and begged, "Little ancestors, I beg you, just sit in the car obediently. If you two don't cooperate, we can't go to the supermarket. If you don't go to the supermarket, you will have nothing to eat. If you don't eat, you will be hungry. So be good, sit in..."

The two babies had no self-awareness, holding their feet and chewing happily, without the slightest intention of cooperating.I looked at the time, and with a hard heart, I stuffed the two of them into the car, ignoring the deafening wails, and went out with difficulty.

The short 10 minutes from home to the supermarket was a torment. The two children kept screaming. I was called "wrong parents", "the child cried so badly", "what the hell is this?" "It's so pitiful" and other contemptuous and disgusted eyes, staring at me with a sense of guilt, the return rate is 120%.No way, I went to McDonald's to buy a portion of French fries and a small cone and stuffed them into the car. After we had something to eat, the two finally stopped crying and started chewing food with their mouths open. I took the opportunity to push the car and rushed to the supermarket.

Quickly gathered all the items, passed the snack area, and picked up a bag of potato chips. The big baby's eyes lit up, he patted his little paw, and screamed.I coaxed softly, "What's the matter? What's your name?"

He yelled to himself, his big eyes fixed on something, and I followed it...a pink and white cotton candy in the shape of Hellokitty.

Looking at the marshmallow, then at the doll with round eyes looking forward to looking at the candy, and pointing, "Do you want this?"

He waved his little meaty claws, yelled twice, and kept pointing his little head, clapping his little hands, trying to reach the cotton candy on the very high, very far shelf.I took down a pack and was a bit worried about whether to buy it or not.I have never raised children, but I still know a little bit about it. It is necessary to cultivate children's awareness of gender differences from an early age, such as buying dolls for girls, cars for boys, and so on.If I have harmed the family's children these days and instilled bad values, it would be a heinous crime.

Cruel-hearted, he put the marshmallow back again, and under the expectant eyes of the big baby, he turned around and pushed the cart away. Seeing his beloved Hello Kitty getting farther and farther away, he became anxious, and started yelling "Ah! Hello Kitty! Kitty!"

I said, "That's right, that's Hello Kitty, let's go home."

"Hello Kitty! Kitty!"

"Hush, don't yell, be good"

"Whoa, Kitty! Kitty!"

"Hey, let's buy it next time, next time"

Seeing the beloved pink and white big cat wearing a bow tie, the big baby finally couldn't help it, shrugged his mouth, clenched his fists and curled up in the car, whimpering.Seeing his brother crying, the younger brother next to him also yelled, frowning, looking at his brother and then at me, with tears gradually welling up in his big watery eyes.

A posture of "you made my brother cry, what's the matter with you? I don't care if I'm unhappy, if he cries, I'll cry too".

I panicked, and coaxed me in a low voice, "Don't, don't cry, don't cry, oh my god, don't cry"

Big Baby: Wow~~~~~~

Baby: wow~~~~~~~

Yep, screaming again.

Already standing in the line waiting for the checkout, there are middle-aged women in front, back, left, and right. When the children cry, they immediately attract the attention of many aunts. They frown, look at them distressedly, and accuse me with contemptuous eyes.I squatted down and kissed this one, and coaxed that one, but the two of them didn't agree at all, and the older baby murmured kittykitty, Hellokitty, choked with tears.I couldn't stand the crying anymore, so I went back and took two bags of HelloKitty marshmallows, stuffed one bag in each person's arms, and the world was finally quiet.

On the way home, I pushed the two babies and a pile of food vigorously, and scolded Mr. Mi a million times in my heart.

After returning home and continuing to cook, the two dolls stopped making noise, and sat obediently on the carpet in the living room, eating marshmallows and gnawing their feet.When the meal was almost done, I went out of the kitchen and saw that the two of them had fallen asleep lying on the floor next to each other.Foreign babies look like little angels when they fall asleep. Their long eyelashes are curled, their mouths are pouty and moist, and their fists are clenched. They are very cute.Gently hug them to the sofa, cover them with a small quilt, and put the freshly prepared baby meal into the rice cooker to keep warm.Come over with your laptop and start working.

Children are very good at sleeping. They didn’t wake up from 2:[-] p.m. to almost [-]:[-] p.m. I tried to wake them up halfway, but both babies got up very angry, their eyes didn’t open, their little brows frowned first, and their mouths grinned , It was earth-shattering again.I was so scared that I didn't dare to scream anymore, and let them continue to sleep.

When my uncle came home from get off work at night, he was about to yell when he entered the door. I quickly stepped forward and covered it, carefully pointing to the sofa and then to the kitchen.The two tiptoed to eat in the kitchen with a plate.

He asked in a low voice, "How was your day?"

I squeezed his waist hard, "It's not good! If I can yell now, you're fucking dead! Do you know how I spent my day? It's a nightmare"

Uncle smiled, "Is that an exaggeration? Didn't you say that you took care of your nephew and niece before?"

Me: "Can it be the same? My nephews and nieces are all right for me to chat up and down. This is someone else's child. What's wrong with it!? Who is responsible? Can we afford this responsibility?"

He stroked me, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, didn't you do a good job? Both children fell asleep"

It got even more angry, "Then you didn't see how noisy they were during the day, they gnawed their feet endlessly, just like you, I stuffed everything into my mouth when I didn't look at it, and almost asked me to go to the supermarket. Damn, I kept crying, insisting on some HelloKitty marshmallows, when they cried, everyone looked at me, I was ashamed.”

Lawyer Mi continued to fool around with his sharp tongue, "The child cries to show that he likes you, come on, their mother will fly back tomorrow night, I will work hard for you one more day"

I took a sip of wine, "There's no show tomorrow, you take these two little things to your office, I have to go to the office tomorrow, I'm not free in the morning"

Uncle was dumbfounded, "Don't you have a computer and an internet connection for your job, no matter where you are?"

I gave him a blank look, and thought: If you don’t go to the company, you have to stay at home to look after the children, so I won’t do it.

Talking nonsense: "Tomorrow I have to go to the company, there is a meeting in the company, I can't stay at home to watch the children."

He flattened his mouth, "Okay, I'll take them with me at work tomorrow"

Take the food out of the pot, "Let's eat in the kitchen today, and wake up those two ancestors, and they will cry again"