Chapter 11
Chapter 11
1.
Seeing Zhou Zekai fall into silence, Sun Xiang felt overwhelmed with beauty.If he hadn't been prepared, he would have tried to hold back as soon as he finished speaking, and he would have laughed immediately.
No matter how slow Zhou Zekai was, he could still understand Sun Xiang's purpose.The eyebrows that were raised in surprise gradually relaxed, and a trace of helplessness flashed in the pupils.
He was about to speak when there was a "bang" in front of him, the door opened, and the noise drowned them out.
The troops arrive.
However, the commotion only lasted for a short period of time, and it was immediately ended by Wu Yulan's "Quiet".
Just as Du Ming turned around, he scolded "Damn" angrily, and quickly turned back.
"There is only half an hour left until dinner." Wu Yulan walked to the podium, looked up at the wall clock, her tone was eager to find something to do, "Hurry up, start selecting classes now!"
2.
Oh, what about class selection?
Not just a raid quiz.
After listening to Wu Yulan's words, the whole class fell asleep for a while.
"Boring." The boy on Sun Xiang's left muttered.
Normally, for most people in this class, it doesn't matter who is the leader of the class, as long as it's not themselves - the only thing they care about is whether they can be admitted to Qingbei, and they don't have much time to deal with other things.
But Wu Yulan didn't think so.
She first picked up a stack of white papers, the ones cut into squares, and raised her voice to ask: "Which classmate can help the teacher distribute it?"
Charter immediately raised his hand.high.
In fact, this is not difficult, eight equal parts, if sent to the first row, it will be automatically passed on to the next row.
But this is a signal, whoever takes the lead will show his loyalty to the teacher.
Sure enough, Wu Yulan showed a satisfied expression, and glanced at the charter: "There are still many things to do in the class. I hope everyone has a sense of collective honor like... cough, this classmate."
Sun Xiang laughed to death: "The old hag doesn't even remember his name."
Moreover, for students, they generally like to use another word to describe this kind of person.
"The licking dog appeared so soon." Du Ming turned back to pass the paper, and winked at Sun Xiang by the way, "Bitch."
"That's not true." Sun Xiang agreed.
3.
Wu Yulan asked everyone to write down the titles of "Squad Leader, Deputy Squad Leader, Study Committee Member, Literature and Art Committee Committee, Health Committee Committee, Sports Committee Committee, and representatives of various subjects" on the paper. After writing, fill in the candidates they thought were competent.
Sun Xiang had no interest, didn't even touch it, and planned to hand in the blank paper directly.Since Wu Yulan was staring at it, he picked up a pen and propped his head pretendingly, pretending to be thinking.
After "thinking" for a while, he was really bored, glanced at Zhou Zekai, and was pleasantly surprised to find that Zhou Zekai's piece of paper was also so clean that it could reflect light.
Oh shit.Sun Xiang thought contemptuously, is it interesting, imitating Dad?
……
After 10 minutes, the votes will be handed in and voted. Of course, the dog leg of the regulations is responsible for the specific implementation.After writing a row of orthographic characters on the blackboard, Wu Yulan was furious.
... Isn't the number of orthographic characters a bit small?
It turned out that not only him, not only Zhou Zekai, about 80% of the whole class made almost exactly the same choice.
Wu Yulan slapped the podium and said furiously: "I didn't listen to today's meeting, right? This is how active you are in participating in class affairs? Okay, I don't want to give it to you! I will pick people myself. Whoever's name is called later will be given." I stand up!"
You can do whatever you want, but hurry up, I'm so hungry.
Sun Xiang pressed his stomach and rolled his eyes where the head teacher couldn't see.
"Zhou Zekai." Wu Yulan was the first to call Zhou Zekai's name, "Squad leader!"
Sun Xiang's schadenfreude smile hadn't even started halfway, when he heard his name in horror.
"Sun Xiang, deputy monitor!"
Sun Xiang and Zhang Zhang looked straight at Wu Yulan almost at the same time, but the latter's gaze was completely ignored.
Sun Xiang was 50.00% because of "a disaster from heaven", and 50.00% was not convinced: "Why am I a vice?"
Wu Yulan's answer was logical, and all the listeners burst into tears: "Zhou Zekai is the first in grade, and you are the second in grade."
Sun Xiang: "..."
Constitution: "..."
"Any comments?" Wu Yulan stared at him.
Sun Xiang replied stiffly: "Not anymore."
At this time, Zhou Zekai happened to turn his head.The two looked at each other.
Sun Xiang stared back without thinking, using an aura that he thought was most suitable for dealing with provocations.
Something psychedelic happened...the interaction between the two was interpreted as another meaning in Wu Yulan's eyes.
Wu Yulan laughed and applauded: "That's right. Today Sun Xiang volunteered to take Zhou Zekai to see the school hospital. It shows that he has a sense of responsibility. Zhou Zekai will also learn from Sun Xiang in the future, and give full play to the leadership advantages of the two of you in schoolwork, and continue today With the enthusiasm, be a good partner, and manage the whole class for the teacher."
Zhou Zekai nodded quickly: "Good teacher."
Sun Xiang was stunned.Fortunately, Zhou Zekai yanked him, and he sat down reflexively, without revealing his flaws.
It's just that as soon as his butt touched the chair, Sun Xiang wanted to jump up and hit someone: How could he return to the place he just recovered in the blink of an eye? ! !
4.
Sun Xiang was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
...It is not serious.It's nothing more than leaving the heavier stack for Zhou Zekai when we go to get the supplementary books together!And then don't call Zhou Zekai for dinner!
Thinking that this kind of punishment would basically bring no loss to Zhou Zekai, Sun Xiang became furious, and even the boiled fish that Lu Boyuan kindly helped to hunt did not taste so comfortable.
The Guapi trio had the best relationship with Sun Xiang, the closest, and of course they were the quickest to notice that Sun Xiang's mood was slipping into the abyss of depression.
After dinner, they finished their conversations, and Du Ming changed the name of the discussion group to "Cold War Alert Level [-]!"
When Sun Xiang immersed himself in writing the Olympiad papers as if he had taken the wrong medicine, gossip in the group was in full swing.
"How did these two get into a fight?"
"Sun Xiang refuses to tell me! I want to know too!"
"hateful!"
"You said, will they reconcile? How long will it take to reconcile?"
"Sure." "Must." Everyone's answers were surprisingly unanimous.
"How about a bet?" After a moment of silence, someone asked.
"Three days." "Three days." "Three days." Once again a surprising agreement was reached.
Du Ming put away his phone and sighed.
It's not that they don't have a conscience, it's really Sun Xiang's performance... Cough, it's too unconfident.
Just like when he heard the sound of something falling to the ground and turned around, he found that Sun Xiang was leaning over to pick up a pen on the ground, while Zhou Zekai kindly put his hand on the corner of the table.
Du Ming immediately had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, after that, Sun Xiang bumped up and bumped into Zhou Zekai's palm unexpectedly.
When Sun Xiang raised his head like he was stuck, his expression must have been more exciting.
Zhou Zekai was not afraid of death and asked him "Are you all right?"
Du Ming resisted the urge to pound the table and laugh out loud.
... Sun Xiang was stunned for a full three seconds before he suddenly woke up. He quickly sat up straight, picked up the book to cover his face, as if nothing had happened.
Du Ming slandered, in fact, for those three seconds, Sun Xiang was simply hesitating whether to say thank you or not.
Of course, he would not dare to tell Sun Xiang about this.According to what he knew about Sun Xiang, if he heard their heartfelt feelings, he would press one by one on the ground and scratch them until they cried and begged for mercy.
But even so, Sun Xiang's mood was not much better.
Some memories are the ones that become clearer the more you want to erase them - for example, he almost cried in front of Zhou Zekai!
Throughout the evening self-study, his mind was full of uncontrollable looping about this matter. He has never been so embarrassing since he was a child!What a shame!It's so broken!As long as he thinks that the culprit is Zhou Zekai, he will never forgive him easily!
5.
Because he had something to worry about, Sun Xiang declined the trio's invitation to go to the supermarket and bookstore after self-study next night, and went straight back to the dormitory to pack up.During the period, Sun Xiang put on a menacing posture while arranging the cabinets and adding beds.Stools, cabinet doors, and the bathroom door were all slammed by him.
The roommates saw it, no matter how stupid they were, they knew that the atmosphere was not right, and no one dared to provoke him, including the charter who originally wanted to make some weird noises.
After turning off the lights, Sun Xiang blindfolded the air conditioner, and skillfully took out his cell phone.
"Sun Xiang!" Zhang Zhang finally couldn't help it anymore, "Mr. Wu said that the dormitory inspection may be done at any time, can you restrain yourself? Do you want the dormitory to deduct points because of you?"
Sun Xiang was too lazy to ignore him.
Zhang Zheng is unyielding: "Sun Xiang, did you hear what I said—"
"Shut up!" Sun Xiang lifted the quilt, "Do you believe what she says? There is no tradition of checking the bed on the first day of the reincarnation experiment!"
Constitution: "..."
Interestingly, after about 2 minutes, there was a knock on the door in the silent night.
"Boom, boom, boom."
For the resident students, this sound has an effect similar to that of the midnight bell.
"Yes, did you check the bedroom?" The next door lowered his voice nervously.
Zhang Cheng snorted coldly.
Sun Xiang's reaction was not slow, and he turned off the screen immediately, thinking to himself, what kind of idiot whose brain has been washed with sulfuric acid went to bed right after the lights were turned off?
At this time, he still intends to play dead.Because there have been several successful experiences of pretending to be dead and directly passing by.
Unexpectedly, the person at the door refused to do what he wished.
"Bed 1," the man said, "come out."
Sun Xiang felt his face swell instantly.
This voice is very familiar, it should belong to a boy in the same grade.Since it's not Wu Yulan, it's easy to handle.
"What, what should I do?" The bed next door started shaking again.
"Scared." Sun Xiang jumped out of bed, didn't even bother to put on a vest, and walked over to open the door shirtless, quite like a big brother.
Before unlocking the insurance and pressing the handle, what Sun Xiang thought in his mind was to either threaten or lure, in short, he can handle whoever comes.
After opening the door, Sun Xiang's eyes widened in disbelief.
His expression is like the rainbow lights in the shampoo room at the school gate, colorful and changing.
"Playing with the phone after lights out." Zhou Zekai gave him a size-up look, picked up the pen, as if he was about to write it down in the notebook immediately, "507 points deducted from 3."
"Fuck!" Sun Xiang greeted him with a punch, "You're fucking interested in deliberately finding fault?"
The moment he punched his adrenaline soared, his mind went blank, but he calmed down quickly—before he touched the bridge of Zhou Zekai’s nose, he already felt regretful—it is true that he would not swallow his anger normally, but he was definitely not the one who just said that he did not agree with each other. Why, every time he meets Zhou Zekai, his sanity disappears faster and faster every time?
However, under the action of inertia, it is really difficult to retract the punch.
Damn, I might have to apologize to Zhou Zekai again, I can't figure it out! ——This thought flashed through Sun Xiang's mind.
Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, Zhou Zekai easily grabbed his wrist, and took advantage of the momentum to pull it towards him.
Sun Xiang lost his center of gravity and leaned forward.Crashed into Zhou Zekai's arms.
Then he heard Zhou Zekai close to his ear and whispered, "Teacher Wu will be here in 10 minutes."
what?
Zhou Zekai seemed afraid that he didn't understand, so he lowered his voice again: "It was just a joke."
The night wind blew, carrying wisps of coolness, dispelling the temperature on the outside of Sun Xiang's skin, and highlighting the temperature of Zhou Zekai's body, who was separated from him by a thin layer of summer school uniform.
Sun Xiang's cheeks flushed instantly, and he didn't know whether it was steamed by Zhou Zekai's breath or body temperature, or his blood boiled due to anger.
"Grass!" He shook his arm violently like a fire, broke free from the restraint, and hurriedly retreated to a safe position one meter away, so flustered that he didn't know why.
Rationally, he has of course recalled the kindness behind Zhou Zekai's "intentional reminder".But emotionally, as long as he thinks that the two are still in the cold war, he can't accept Zhou Zekai's overture!Not to mention that this goodwill was based on embarrassing myself in front of some annoying guys in the dormitory!
"Say it again," Sun Xiang said harshly before turning back to the dormitory, "Who wants you to pretend to be kind!"
6.
As soon as the door was closed, Sun Xiang could feel three pairs of eyes looking at him in the dark with inquiry.
In the end, the first person in the charter couldn't help it: "Have points been deducted from our dormitory?"
"No." Sun Xiang kicked off his shoes impatiently, turned over and uploaded, "Someone pretended to rehearse and said that Wu Yulan would arrive in 10 minutes. Oh, it should only be seven or eight minutes now?"
As soon as he said this, everyone lay obediently like mummies, the kind that dared not show their air.
"Boring!" Sun Xiang originally wanted to go back and forth with Zhang Zhang to vent his displeasure, but the dormitory was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop in an instant.
In less than 5 minutes, sure enough, a figure was reflected in the small window on the door of the dormitory.After staying for about ten seconds, it disappeared.
Zhou Zekai did not lie.
I don't know who murmured: "The squad leader looks cold, but he is really nice."
What a fart.Obviously took the wrong medicine!The things I did became more and more unreasonable!He begged God to bring back that Zhou Zekai who would throw his steamed stuffed buns and take the registration form to his face on the first day of the training camp!
... At least in this case, he can still continue the cold war with the other party with peace of mind!
The more Sun Xiang thought about it, the more troubled he was. Later, Du Ming sent him an invitation to open a blackout, but he rejected it. He lay on the bed, stared at the dark ceiling and went through the events of the past two days. He still couldn't figure it out. He pulled up the quilt, covered his head, and fell asleep like that.
7.
Early the next morning, Sun Xiang and Zhou Zekai reunited in the morning self-study classroom.
Zhou Zekai immediately looked up at him, but he ignored him as if he was empty.
"What's wrong with Sun Xiang, you have such big dark circles under your eyes, didn't you sleep well?" Du Ming entered the class on his heels, turned around deftly, lay down on Sun Xiang's desk, and played with the corner of his notebook.
"Nonsense, I've met an idiot, and I can't sleep well." Sun Xiang snatched back his notebook and replied angrily.
After Du Ming got up, he listened to Sun Xiang complaining about yesterday's "fake ward rounds practice" in the group, so he naturally thought he was complaining about Zhou Zekai.
As everyone knows, 50.00% of Sun Xiang's words point to the real nightmare.
He dreamed that Zhou Zekai looked at him aggrievedly and apologized to him, and then he didn't know what he was thinking, but nodded in acceptance.Immediately afterwards, Zhou Zekai in that dream rushed over happily and hugged him, leaning into his ear, and said in exactly the same tone as last night: "It was just a joke."
……
Dreams must be reversed!After waking up, Sun Xiang could feel the anger of being stupidly cried by himself in the dream, and told himself that he was not allowed to talk to Zhou Zekai for a whole day!
In fact, the plan worked out well until noon.
The situation happened 2 minutes before the math class bell rang.
At that time, Sun Xiang was playing 2048 under the cover of the textbook, and he was already at the end of the fight, and every step required careful calculation.Seeing that the record was about to be set, someone suddenly bumped his arm lightly, causing him to make a mistake, and the game ended directly.
Sun Xiang turned angrily and glared at Zhou Zekai—nonsense, in the last row, no one could touch his arm except Zhou Zekai.
A stream of swear words in his mind was ready to be released, but he was forced by the principle of "not talking to Zhou Zekai", hold back!
Unexpectedly, he could do it without opening his mouth. After a whole night, someone would immediately lose his memory and regard all the roads he drew yesterday as nothing.
"Sweet and sour pork ribs for lunch." This sentence was impressively written in the notebook that Zhou Zekai pushed over.
"Damn!" Sun Xiang roared in his heart, and instantly wanted to slap the words "eat in a dream" on his forehead.
But something even more magical happened.
The two looked at each other for a few seconds, and Sun Xiang felt that he couldn't bear Zhou Zekai's serious and earnest eyes, so he picked up a pen in a strange way: "I don't accept ordering, I like to bring it or not!"
Zhou Zekai glanced at him and wrote: Don't order.to bring ^^
TBC
Sun Xiang scratched the wall: Zhou Zekai is OOC!
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