[Zhongyingmei] Born to be Superman

Chapter 155 Dinner Tucao Conference

A barbecue grill was set up in the small yard at the entrance of Clark’s villa. Clark’s left hand was akimbo. Anyway, his vest had fallen off, and he didn’t bother to wear anti-scalding gloves. He turned over the iron clip with his bare hands, and there was a special scent of brush sauce As the smell of charcoal fire radiated, the members of the behavioral analysis team who had worked hard all day were carrying plates one by one, waiting eagerly for the next wave of barbecue.

Psychologists who eat intently have no intention of asking questions now.

There is one thing to say, the special barbecue sauce of the puff pastry is really too fragrant, whether it is brushed on fresh meat or vegetables, it has a fragrant taste. As soon as Clark looked up, he saw the BAU team members who invited him to dinner. eyes, he said: "Okay."

The dog disappeared. Little Krypton is a smart dog. He knows that his father will not feed him food with salt, so he doesn't want to abuse/treat his nose here.

Xiao Nizi sat on the side, eating whatever she gave, taking care of herself extremely well.

Clark first gave a small portion of the meat to Shining, who had a huge appetite, and then the women first, the men last, and finally saved a few slices for himself. The barbecue and vegetables on the large barbecue grill were divided up, and Clark spread out again. There was a large plate of meat, and Garcia, who had managed to swallow the food in his mouth, asked curiously: "Clark..."

"Huh?" Clark raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's really delicious, every piece of meat is like blooming in your mouth, my God!" Garcia gave the most gorgeous compliment to this rich barbecue sauce, she said: "Where is your barbecue sauce?" Did you learn it?"

Clark paused, and said, "I learned it at the home of a Tibetan in a Tibetan area of ​​China, mainly because of the pressure of life."

"Pfft." Barry couldn't help laughing.

His "poof" attracted everyone's attention, Clark looked at him helplessly, Barry quickly chewed and swallowed the food in his mouth, and said, "Life must be Bruce, don't look at the big bat planning and planning." He looks like he has a plan in his chest, he is a little expert in frying the kitchen." Barry also nodded with self-confidence, and said: "This sentence is not an exaggeration, it is a statement sentence."

Clark still wanted to protect his boyfriend's face. He said, "I can't say I'm a little expert. I just made a few mistakes."

Barry laughed tremblingly, and he said, "Clark, are you in a hurry the last time we went on vacation, Bruce was going to barbecue, what did you call?"

Clark's super brain took him only 0.01 seconds to say what he once blurted out, and Clark shut his mouth.

Garcia asked curiously, "What did Clark shout?"

Barry replied very seriously: "The meringue yelled, 'Bruce, put down the murder weapon in your hand!' God knows Bruce only held an iron clip in his hand." Garcia laughed out loud.

Batman is always serious and indifferent whether he is in the minds of Gotham citizens or other city citizens. As the known tactical consultant and tactical commander of the Justice League, it seems that "calmness" and "majesty" have become the characteristics of this superhero. However, after the BAU team heard the title of "kitchen killer", the image of Batman, a superhero with black as the main color, suddenly became vivid.

Morgan looked at Clark's expression. It was obvious that Clark was not very angry. Instead, he had a kind of fun that was similar to "he can seriously feed his boyfriend". Therefore, Morgan put down the dinner plate in his hand, and there was still some time before the next barbecue. At this time, Morgan asked curiously: "Clark, your answer to the "Daily Planet" interview about hobbies is too official. Can you tell me what you like to do?"

Shining said, "He likes to fuck bats." The car sped onto the expressway, and the small yard around the villa made a light coughing sound of "Hang, blah, blah, blah." The psychologists were caught off guard for a while Choked.

"Shua" Clark stabbed Barry's face like a real eye knife, and the alliance's group pet lowered his head, looking serious about eating meat.

Princess Amazon glanced at Barry with eyes full of superiority. This person has not yet distinguished who is up. Her Royal Highness actually eats a lot, but she eats very fast, elegantly and efficiently so that it is hard to tell.Demigodly swallowing the meat in her mouth, Garcia stared at her ex-idol attentively and appreciatively.

Diana said, her tone full of affirmation: "Clark's biggest hobby is to show his love with bats, even if they never do anything beyond the boundaries in the mission, but, Clark, I mean meringue, as long as someone finds out Without his intimacy with Batman, he would immediately reveal their relationship."

Barry’s pile of roast lamb slices had disappeared. He took out a napkin and wiped his mouth, glanced at the meat still roasting on the grill, and said, “Besides the hobby of showing affection, meringue probably likes to be with you. Tony rants, these two people are quite serious when they talk about work, and when they chat in private, the jokes can fly to Mars when the topic is over."

Barry glanced at the meat on the grill again, saw Kate's shining eyes in a blink of an eye, and said, "Why, Ms. Callaghan, do you have any questions?"

Kate wiped her mouth, took a sip of Coca-Cola and swallowed it down. She also asked very curiously: "Clark said that Mr. Wayne is a very serious person in private," and then Kate saw the superhero The Flash go crazy Nodding, even the reserved and elegant heroine nodded slightly, Kate no longer doubted this argument at all, she asked: "How serious."

Kate couldn't resist calling Bruce an honorific.

Diana thought for a while, and said: "Bruce is a very attractive man, he has a good tutor, profound knowledge and elegant demeanor, but it is not too much to use the word serious to describe him, perhaps because his brother Tan’s environment may be what we describe as the job of a ‘vigilante’, and the red line he set for himself never to deprive others of their lives intentionally.”

Diana slowed down and said: "He is an ordinary person," Diana said seriously: "If an ordinary person needs to reach the level of Batman, be prepared for danger in times of peace, plan before acting, react quickly, and act quickly, he must He spends a lot of thought on how to act. Therefore, in interpersonal communication, he will not adopt a more euphemistic or roundabout way to deal with problems, serious and rigorous, simple but clear."

Diana sums it up: "That's the beauty of our league advisors," and Diana quickly adds, "However, his boyfriend neutralizes that very well and is very approachable."

Clark, who was suddenly caught by the cue, blinked, and paused for a while.

At this time, Shining ate the last piece of meat on his dinner plate, and glanced at the grilled mushrooms brought to him by the puff pastry. The man scratched his head and said, "And most of the time, Ms. Callahan, I'm telling you, Bat makes his opinion clear with an expression we call 'Batman disagrees.'"

Barry wiped his mouth again. Seeing Kate's confused face, he put down the napkin in his hand. Barry looked up, then suppressed the smile on his face, closed his eyes slightly, and glanced at Kate with a silent but serious expression. Looking over Kate's face, without saying a word but just looking at Kate with concentration and "disapproval".

Again, Barry explained, "I didn't quite learn it, but it's 'Batman Disapproves. , meringue not only ignores but also quite ignores, most importantly, Batman is not angry yet, hey..." Barry made a final sound.

"I'm not ignoring," Clark immediately denied: "I just don't want him to use this expression to express his point of view, I hope he has an opinion that can be expressed clearly and concisely, don't let me guess, don't let me misunderstand! We We talked about it! We talked about it when we were young."

Several psychologists grasped the pulse. This is probably called a habit that can only be cultivated when they grow up together-but they only feel that they are stuffed with sweet dog food by non-participants.

As a dedicated bat fan, Kate asked again: "What hobbies does Mr. Wayne have?"

Diana said coolly: "You can recall the question of Clark's hobbies." Barry nodded quickly, and Diana continued: "Yes, that's right. Bruce's hobby is to show affection with Clark."

Clark frowned, and he retorted understandingly: "No, Bruce is a very restrained person. He will not leak emotions or make redundant movements when he is working. This is a denial of his professionalism."

"Thank you for your rebuttal, meringue, I have to tell you as a counter," Diana said slowly but clearly: "Batman does not have redundant movements or leaked emotions when he is working, but, we This group of onlookers can see clearly, and I believe anyone with eyes can see clearly, even if they don’t have a brain!”

Diana emphasized: "When you speak, when you act, Batman's eyes on you are always focused and serious. Every time you cooperate, as long as one person gives an order, the other person can understand it." That person's plan is like dancing a waltz, as long as one step is taken, the other person will follow the next step."

"There is no need for extra movements and emotions," Diana couldn't help making an upward gesture, and she said, "Your intimacy and tacit understanding will be shown naturally! It will be shown naturally!" Diana also emphasized Again, she raised her voice: "I said, the thing I regret the most in my life is to make you get together!"

Diana finished what Barry wanted to say, and Barry nodded quickly, the strong approval made his head shake.

An inexplicable gathering turned into Batman Superman's show of love and complaints. Maybe everyone in the alliance talked privately. It was hard to find someone who didn't know the truth. The two observed very carefully. The two began to complain.

Clark finished cooking the barbecue on the grill, and ran away without holding back.It was also eight o'clock in the evening, and he had to drive to Metropolitan Airport.

Barry stared at the back of Clark's hasty footsteps. Finally, he raised his voice and concluded very seriously: "The invisible show of affection is the deadliest! I beg you two to let us go!"

The meringue slipped faster!