Chapter 42 Stupid, my master can fly
Chapter 42 Stupid, my master can fly
Chu Mei has different ways of dealing with different people, and Chu Mei can be more cunning than them when dealing with those cunning people.As for a stunned young man like Prince Yu, Chu Mei could also be more stunned and straightforward.
Therefore, Chu Mei directly took Sansan to the Jade Palace to inquire.
Sansan woke up early in the morning and was taken out of Prince Renxiao's residence by Chu Mei, and went straight to Prince Yu's residence.
Sansan herself thought it was strange, but she didn't dare to ask.
Seeing Chu Mei rushing over with Sansan, Prince Yu was also very surprised, and only said, "I don't know what advice King Renxiao has?"
Chu Mei quickly said: "I heard that Ai Qingqing is a man."
"..." Prince Yu and Sansan both had green faces.
It turned out that after Chu Mei became suspicious of San San, she sent someone to inquire.
Those who came back from the inquiry said that there was no girl named Qingqing in Lord Yu's mansion, but there was a retainer named Ai Qingqing.
Ai Qingqing has misbehavior, she was punished for committing a crime before, and somehow won the favor of Prince Yu.
Lord Yu not only ignored Ai Qingqing's mistakes, but also took good care of Ai Qingqing.
After Ai Qingqing recovered, Lord Yu asked someone to tailor women's clothing for Ai Qingqing, and then Ai Qingqing was sent to the Mansion of Renxiao.
The more Chu Mei thought about it, the more weird she felt, so she directly took Sansan to the Jade Palace to find out.
Ayu and Sansan were exposed by the servants, which was also very embarrassing.
Chu Mei thought about it, and only said to A Yu: "Uncle Huang, do you have any special hobbies?"
After hearing this, Ayu felt something was wrong: "What special hobby..."
Chu Mei said again: "You and my uncle and nephew are close relatives, don't be shy. If you have something to say, you might as well speak it out."
"This..." Ayu faltered, unable to explain why.
Chu Mei also felt weird when she saw it, so she said: "You must know a little bit about the situation in my mansion. You know Concubine Yan, she is a first-class temperamental person. Ai Qingqing came to my mansion On the first day, Concubine Yan almost stabbed him."
Ayu was shocked when he heard this: "So fierce?"
Saying that, Ayu looked at Sansan again: "Is what King Renxiao said true?"
Sansan also replied awkwardly: "Really... Concubine Yan really deserves to be the queen of the Yan family."
Chu Mei said again: "Ai Qingqing's identity is unknown, I don't dare to keep him in the residence anymore. It's also for his own good."
Hearing what Chu Mei said, Ayu also began to worry about Sansan's safety, so she said, "Then I'll discuss it with Qingqing first."
Chu Mei agreed.
So, Ayu took Sansan to the ear room to discuss alone.
Ayu said, "Is Yan Miyun so fierce?"
Thinking of Yan Miyun's scolding voice, Sansan also had lingering fears: "Indeed."
A Yu then said: "Then it is really dangerous for you to live in Prince Renxiao's mansion. Besides, now that Chu Mei knows that you are a man, it would be embarrassing for you to stay there. Why don't you come back to my side first."
Thinking about it three times is also true, not only because of what Ayu said, but also because playing the piano a hundred times a day is really hard and tiring.
"However, if I come back, how can I hook up with Chu Mei?" Sansan still did not forget her mission.
Ayu just said, "Why don't you just leave him alone! Xiao Liangzi replied to us."
"Really?" Hearing Xiaoliangzi's reply, Sansan had expectations in her heart.
Lord Yu asked someone to deliver invitations to the Zen Palace, but was rejected without any suspense.
Yan Bowan is not seeing anyone now, so it is normal not to accept Lord Yu's invitation.
King Yu followed Sansan's suggestion and ordered someone to contact Xiaoliangzi secretly.
Sure enough, Xiao Liangzi replied, and only said: "It is impossible for you to invite the queen to the palace. It is totally unworkable to pass invitations. But you can pass the invitations and come to visit the Zen Palace in the name of worshiping Buddha. The queen does not I will refuse. Even if the queen refuses, I still have a way to deal with it and find a way to let you enter the Zen Palace."
Lord Yu then said to San San: "You are not good at Chu Mei's side, why not retreat strategically. Let's listen to Xiao Liangzi first and visit the Zen Palace."
"Alright." In fact, Sansan still hopes to see Yan Bowan soon.
So, Lord Yu ordered his servants to prepare chariots and horses, and took Sansan to the Xishan Zen Palace.
Knowing that Lord Yu wanted to take Sansan to the Zen Palace, Chu Mei also felt very strange.
But in the end because Prince Yu was not a person in the power vortex, Chu Mei didn't go into it too deeply, and only thought that Prince Yu, a dude, wanted to come up with it, that's all.
Moreover, Chu Mei felt that it was good that Ai Qingqing, a weird character, could leave.
He always felt that there was something weird about Ai Qingqing.
But what is the weirdness, I can't tell.
Sansan also didn't think about Chu Mei's matters for the time being, but was worried about whether she should wear women's clothing.
Lord Yu only said: "Yan Bowan is a straight man, it should be easier for you to handle him in women's clothing."
But Sansan said: "Isn't it? You can see that I didn't make a good start with Chu Mei, and being a woman will be more likely to cause alarm. If you are a man and get closer to him, there will be nothing wrong with him. If a woman gets close to him, It immediately appears ill-intentioned."
"It seems to be true." Yu Wangye was also convinced, nodded, but shook his head again, and said, "However, when a man gets close, he is just a brother. Only when a man and a woman get close can the flowers of love bloom."
Sansan was also persuaded: "Then what should we do?"
Prince Yu slapped his forehead and said, "I thought of it!"
Now that Sansan saw Ayu slapping his forehead, he thought it must be a bad idea.
However, Sansan still asked, "What did you think of?"
Lord Yu said: "You can dress men in the daytime and women in the evening, divide the troops into two groups, and attack randomly."
Sansan thought for a while and said, "Will this operation be a bit difficult?"
"No, you trust me!" Lord Yu patted his chest, "I am very confident in my own strategy!"
But Sansan said again: "According to what you said, I wear men's clothes during the day. That is, I enter the Zen Palace with you as a man. At night, if I change into women's clothes, what identity can I appear in front of Yan Bowan?"
"..." Lord Yu swallowed, thought for a long time, then slapped his forehead, "Yes!"
Seeing Ayu slapping his forehead, Sansan thought it must be a bad idea.
But Sansan just couldn't control her curiosity, and asked, "What do you think?"
"Isn't Yan Bowan very superstitious now?" Ayu said, "Let's use superstitious methods to deal with him!"
Sansan was curious: "What kind of superstitious method?"
Ayu then said: "There are many wild foxes on the western mountain, and there are many legends about foxes. If you just say that you are a fox fairy, then you will be hit? It's a matter of course for a fox demon to seduce a man!"
"..." Elder Sansan felt that this was unreliable, but seeing Ayu's determined look, he unconsciously became more confident along with Ayu, "It's really very thoughtful."
A few days later, Lord Yu took his entourage to Xishan Zen Palace and said that he wanted to practice fasting.
Sure enough, as Xiao Liangzi said, they were not turned away.
The deacon of the Zen Palace arranged accommodation for them.
Lord Yu said again: "We want to meet the queen."
But the deacon replied: "The queen doesn't see outsiders."
Although Prince Yu was a little frustrated, he was not surprised, nodded, and didn't say much.
Lord Jade asked where the queen lived, and the deacon replied, "It's in the 'Xuanxi Pavilion' over there." Then, the deacon reminded: "The queen means that outsiders are not allowed to approach."
"Understood, I understand." Lord Yu nodded and said, "I will definitely not disturb the Queen's Qingxiu."
"That's good." The deacon nodded.
In fact, Xiao Liangzi also wanted Lord Yu to bring Sansan to Xuanxi Pavilion.
However, Yan Bowan has become more stubborn and assertive recently, saying what he says is right.
Yan Bowan cleaned himself up and forced his subordinates to clean up together.
As Yan Bowan's personal guard, Xiao Liangzi cannot leave Xuanxi Pavilion.
Hearing Lord Yu came, Xiao Liangzi's heart was ignited with hope, and he said to Yan Bowan: "Master, Lord Yu has come to visit the Zen Palace and wants to visit you too. Are you missing?"
"No." Yan Bowan replied simply.
Seeing that Yan Bo Wan's personality has become more and more withdrawn recently, Xiao Liangzi dared not persuade him deeply, so he could only serve quietly from the sidelines.
In fact, Xiao Liangzi also wanted to use the spiritual consciousness system to say hello to Sansan.
It's just that Xiaoliangzi was discovered by the bureau about communicating with Sansan in the vest of an "S-level anonymous user".
In addition, since the last space-time fluctuation, Xiaoliangzi's spiritual consciousness system has not been very effective.When Sansan was at the headquarters, he could still contact him a few times, but after Sansan came back, he couldn't.
Fortunately, Sansan asked Lord Yu to come to the Zen Palace to deliver the post, which gave Xiao Liangzi a way to contact him.
It's just... this method is still too useless.
Recently, Yan Bowan's mind was so hot about what precepts, even Xiao Liangzi was not allowed to go out and had to keep the precepts with him for a month.
Therefore, Xiao Liangzi originally wanted to see Sansan, but he couldn't, so he had to wait passively.
But in fact, Xiao Liangzi wasn't that worried, he thought, Sansan should be able to complete this task easily?
What Xiao Liangzi thought was, as long as Sansan showed his face casually, he would automatically win, right?
In this round, Xiao Liangzi should be able to hear the call of the goddess of victory with a wave of support.
Who would have known that Sansan not only did not show her face, but also covered her face, and even disguised herself as a woman, and the operation was so coquettish?
Forcibly playing the lying win game into a game of ashes?
At this very moment, Prince Yu is enthusiastically instructing Sansan to wear women's clothing.
Lord Yu pointed fingers, giving San San advice on women's clothing like a child playing with a doll.
Seeing Lord Yu's excited appearance, Sansan couldn't help but paraphrase Chu Mei's words: "Ayu, do you have any special hobbies..."
However, Prince Yu was holding a women's dress with moon-white satin and pearl buttons in one hand, and said enthusiastically, "What special hobby...?" Then, Prince Yu picked up another dark blue dress with lotus pattern. The gown with a blue satin collar inlaid with stones in gauze gestured: "Isn't this one good?"
These women's costumes are very exquisite, and they were all made by the people in the mansion.The materials are excellent, the workmanship is excellent, and the cost of each piece is as expensive as the dress of the royal family.
In the end, Sansan chose the simplest white gauze gown, velvet silk flowers, and a white veil: "Is this more in line with the personality of the white fox?"
Prince Yu said, "Isn't it better for the fox to be more charming?"
Sansan said, "Foxes are charming, but I'm out of stock. Let's keep a low profile."
Sansan, who was out of stomach, was wearing plain clothes, with a white gauze covering her face, taking advantage of the moonlight, and slowly approached Xuanxi Pavilion.
The guards of Xuanxi Pavilion are the personal guards brought out by Yan Bowan from the palace, and none of them are cheap.
It might be difficult to sneak into Xuanxi Pavilion quietly.
However, Sansan still has a way.
He knew that the "secret medicine, you thought you were happy but you didn't have it" would not be needed this time, so he put the next secret medicine into the item box of the spiritual consciousness system - after all, the space in the item box is limited.
He mobilized a bit, and took out the "Secret Medicine: Stupid Master Can Fly" from the item box.
As long as you take this secret medicine, even a body without internal strength foundation will instantly become a little flying man - the kind that can really fly, the kind that is lighter than the number one light kung fu master in the martial arts.
The effect of the medicine is an hour.
Sansan swallowed a "Secret Medicine: Stupid Master Can Fly", and suddenly felt as light as a swallow.
He jumped up, soared freely like a bird, sneaked close to the ground, and moved quietly like a ghost, so he sneaked into Xuanxi Pavilion without much effort.
When he entered the Xuanxi Pavilion, he touched the outside of the main hall.
The door was closed tightly, only a few gleams of light leaked out.
Sansan leaned over the window to peek, but saw that the room was full of lotus lanterns, bright as day.
Yan Bowan sat alone on the futon, lowered his head, thinking about something.
Seeing Yan Bowan suddenly, Sansan's heart beat faster.
There was greed in his eyes: It seems that it has been a long, long time since I saw Brother Wan...
But in fact, the time flow of the Space-Time Administration is relatively slow, and it is really "a day in the sky, a year in the world".
After Sansan was "poisoned" at the Mid-Autumn Chrysanthemum Appreciation Banquet, it was only a day before she returned to the Administration Bureau and then returned to the ancient time and space, but for Yan Bowan, a year had passed.
After Sansan returned to Dachu, he stayed in the capital for another two months.
Therefore, for Sansan, He Yan Bowan hadn't seen each other for more than two months.
Even though we hadn't seen each other for more than two months, Sansan felt so missed that when he suddenly caught a glimpse of Yan Bowan's figure, his heartbeat became very fast.
In my memory, Yan Bowan was always dressed in red, rebellious and rebellious.
But now Yan Bowan is dressed in plain clothes, as pure as the white lotus in front of the Buddha.
Sansan had never seen Yan Bowan like this before, so she took a few extra glances.
Probably because Sansan's eyes were too concentrated, Yan Bowan intuitively sensed that someone was watching, and asked, "Who?"
The voice was cold, like the cold glow of the moon.
Sansan was startled, and then remembered her mission, and jumped in through the window.
His jump was extremely light.
Yan Bowan is also a person with high martial arts skills and a lot of knowledge, and he has never seen such ethereal movements, so he is not surprised.
Sansan was not pleased when she saw Yan Bowan being amazed by her body skills, but when she thought of this secret medicine, she was very happy: It really deserves to be called "I'm so stupid, I can fly"!
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