you forced your ex-husband

Chapter 31

Although Yan Bowan is a vigilant person, but because of his blank relationship experience, he usually doesn't pay attention to the internal affairs of the house, so he really doesn't know much about green tea methods, so he just took a sip of hot green tea without noticing it.

When Yan Bowan came to his senses, Sansan had already dragged Chu Mei away.

An angry look appeared on Yan Bowan's face, he rolled up his sleeves and angrily walked to the courtyard.

As soon as he arrived in the courtyard, his anger grew even more—the first thing he saw was Sansan holding Chu Mei's hand and placing it in the flowing water under the rockery, his gesture was quite ambiguous.

Yan Bowan gritted his teeth and said, "What are you doing here!"

Sansan turned her head, seeing Yan Bowan's angry face, she was also very confused, she couldn't understand what Yan Bowan was angry at.

Yan Bowan pulled Sansan over, not allowing him to continue touching Chu Mei's hand.

Why did this pair of silly dog ​​paws go to pick up the stinky fox?

With a look of disgust on his face, Yan Bowan took out a brocade handkerchief from his sleeve to wipe Sansan's stupid paws.

Sansan only thought that Yan Bowan wiped her hands because her hands got wet.

Seeing Yan Bowan's reaction, Chu Mei felt something was wrong in her heart, it seemed that Yan Bowan really fell in love with Sansan.

He originally thought that Yan Bowan looked down on the emperor...

After confirming that Yan Bowan really cares about Sansan, things will become much more troublesome.

After all, Yan Bowan's character is immortal...

Immortal...

It's not difficult.

Just be dead.

Chu Mei figured it out all at once, and her brows softened, revealing a smile as fresh as Longjing green tea.

Chu Mei bowed: "Queen calm down. The Emperor only took care of his son-in-law when he saw that he was injured."

It was clear that Chu Mei behaved submissively, but Yan Bowan felt that she had been offended, and the thorns all over her body stood up: "If you are injured, go to the imperial doctor!"

No matter how dull Sansan is, she knows that Yan Bowan is very upset with Chu Mei now, and remembers what Chu Mei asked just now, "Does the queen not like me"...

At that time, Sansan thought it was a weird question, but who knew, the child Chu Mei's intuition was right, the empress really didn't like the prince—although she didn't know the reason.

Sansan knew the queen's temper.

Chu Mei looked so weak, helpless and pitiful, how could she bear the queen's anger?

Sansan's father loves him like a mountain, he supports Chu Mei, saying: "This burn needs to be dealt with immediately, even calling the imperial doctor won't help."

When Yan Bowan heard that Sansan spoke for Chu Mei, she became even angrier, and said, "Are you an imperial physician? How do you know it won't work!"

Chu Mei hurriedly stepped forward and said, "It's my son's fault. Please don't quarrel over my son's sake!"

——This is another typical green tea speech: I was wrong, don't quarrel because of me!

Although the Queen didn't know what a green tea speech was, but with his IQ, he thought it was poisonous when he heard it!

Although Yan Bowan doesn't understand green tea, he still knows how to behave.When he calmed down and thought about it, he knew that if he continued to quarrel, he would lose his demeanor.

So, Yan Bowan suppressed his anger, and said: "The emperor and I usually talk like this, you don't understand. We are not arguing."

Hearing these words, Chu Mei knew that Yan Bowan's sanity had returned, so she accepted it as soon as it was good, and said, "It's very good."

Yan Bowan glanced at Chu Mei's hand again, and said, "Is it badly burned? Does it hurt? Hurry up and ask the imperial physician to show you."

Sansan asked Chu Mei to still go to the running water to wash the wound, and at the same time asked someone to call the imperial physician.

The empress only came to Shenhetang for a while, and there was a lot of trouble.

Yan Bowan guessed that this Chu Mei was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and felt more and more that it was inevitable to drive Chu Mei to the academy.

After the imperial physician gave Chu Mei some medicine, he said: "His Highness's injury is not a problem, take good care of it, and it will recover soon."

Only then did Sansan feel relieved, and asked the imperial physician to step down.

After the imperial physician retired, only the emperor, empress, and prince remained in the room, a harmonious and friendly family of three.

No one spoke, and the atmosphere became a little awkward.

As an "elder", Yan Bowan was the first to break the silence, saying only: "Actually, your father and I have something good to tell you about our visit this time."

Chu Mei bowed and answered, "I wonder what a good thing it is?"

Sansan looked at Chu Mei's way of bending over and bowing at every turn, and felt that Chu Mei seemed to be more respectful to the empress than she was to herself.

But if you think about it carefully, everyone in the palace seems to be more respectful to the queen than to the emperor...

Alas, Sansan felt that the emperor had done a good job and failed.

However, he changed his mind: Although the emperor failed, my father should be quite successful, right?

After three or three thoughts, Yan Bowan had already answered: "The bachelor said that your knowledge is very good, not inferior to that of your peers. The emperor and I are very pleased and decided to send you to the academy."

Chu Mei paused after hearing the words, and then said after a while: "But I have wasted many years of study..."

"It's okay, the bachelor said that you studied diligently in the palace and didn't miss much homework. In addition, you are talented and intelligent, and you will never lose to the royal children of the same age. You can definitely go to school." Yan Bowan no longer saw the angry face just now, and his words were justified , calm and generous, really like an elder who cares about Chu Mei's studies.

Chu Mei was about to say something, but was interrupted by Yan Bowan.

"This is also what your father meant." Yan Bowan added indifferently, and looked at Sansan again.

Sansan nodded and said, "Yes, go to school. Study hard. The future of the country depends on you."

When Yan Bowan heard the phrase "The future of the country depends on you", his brows were slightly frowned, but he didn't say a word.

Chu Mei knew that she had offended Yan Bowan, who said nothing and danced wildly with big knives. If she died in the palace, she would not be able to please her, so she retreated first and said: "Since it is the wish of the emperor, my son will definitely fulfill it." .”

"Really? You are so filial." Yan Bowan said calmly, "Your father must also hope that you will get married and have children as soon as possible. You should also pay close attention to this."

"..." Chu Mei swallowed, tasted the feeling of lifting a rock to hit her own foot for the first time, but still answered steadily, "My son is still young..."

"It's not too young." Yan Bowan said, "You also have fifteen or sixteen?"

Chu Mei replied: "My son is only 15 years old."

Yan Bowan resentfully said: "You're only 15 years old and you're so charming. When you grow up, why don't you beat Su Daji to death with one punch?"

According to the ancients, it is normal to get married and have children at the age of fifteen or sixteen.

However, Sansan is a modern person who thinks that 15 years old is a puppy love, which is not advocated, and learning is still the main task at this stage.

So, Sansan said, "Let's put more emphasis on studies."

Yan Bowan pursed his lips, and said lightly: "That's right, studies are the most important thing. It's better to concentrate on studying in the academy and have no distracting thoughts."

"Follow the elder's instruction." Chu Mei replied with cupped hands.

Yan Bowan was very annoyed when he saw Chu Mei's pretending obedience, but he couldn't just copy someone and cut off his dog's head, he was really aggrieved.

After finishing what he wanted to say, Yan Bowan didn't bother to stay here any longer, and just said: "Then you should prepare well for your studies, the emperor and I will go first."

After finishing speaking, Yan Bowan took Sansan and left together.

After returning to the palace, Sansan was a little gloomy again.

Yan Bowan asked him: "Why are you unhappy? Can't bear to part with Chu Mei?"

Sansan nodded honestly: "Yes. I'm very reluctant."

Yan Bowan got angry again, but managed to hold back: "If you don't want to, you have to give up. The fate of parents and children is like this."

Yan Bowan's only rejoicing is that although Chu Mei is charming, Sansan is honest and only thinks of the other party as his son, and has no other ideas.

Therefore, Yan Bowan repeatedly said words such as "your father" and "your father and son" to strengthen the sense of ethics between them.

Of course, this kind of terminology is useful to an honest person like Sansan, but to a dishonest person, it will only increase the stimulation of immorality.

Sansan said again: "Besides, I'm even more bored when he's gone. And you don't allow me to find the concubine—"

Yan Bowan's suppressed anger rose again: "Do you really want to find a concubine?"

"It's not a question of whether you want to or not." Sansan said, resting her chin, "If I don't want to play with them, who should I play with?"

Yan Bowan only said: "The imperial physician said that your body has been weakened by Chuning's debauchery a few years ago. You should not be obsessed with women anymore."

Sansan immediately understood what Yan Bowan meant, and quickly explained: "I'm not obsessed with women! I'm just girlfriends with them!"

"Best friend?" Yan Bowan was shocked, "Are you a fairy?"

"No, no, no..." Sansan waved his hands, "No, I am the Holy Son, not the Holy Maiden. I am a man."

"Then why do you say 'girlfriend'?" Yan Bowan asked back.

Sansan thought about it for a while, and her identity as the "Holy Son" was fully understood, so she might as well say half of it.

So, Sansan rubbed her nose and said, "Aren't you curious why every time the concubine is pregnant, it's not mine?"

Yan Bowan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Indeed."

Sansan then said in a low voice: "Every time I go to bed, I use... to stun them with illusions, and I don't do Zhougong's courtesy."

Yan Bowan was shocked: "Didn't you say that you lost your spells? Why do you still have illusions?"

Sansan was taken aback: I just made up a random story...

Therefore, I am most afraid that readers will remember the setting more firmly than the author!

Sansan waved his hand: "There is only one illusion left that can still be used."

Yan Bowan asked: "There is only one illusion left?"

Sansan swallowed, and said embarrassingly: "An illusion that makes people have the illusion of spring night..."

Yan Bowan showed a strange expression: "You...are you a decent fairy?"

"Of course I am!" Sansan felt very upset when Yan Bowan looked at him with such eyes. To prove herself, she patted her heart and said, "There are so many beauties vying for bedtime, and I don't touch anyone. It's not normal." scripture?"

Yan Bowan nodded when he heard the words, and felt subtly happy in his heart: So he didn't touch anyone...

Yan Bowan asked again: "Since you are living in the world instead of the emperor, and you have enjoyed his glory and wealth, why don't you enjoy his beauties?"

Sansan was startled: Grass, why does this beauty keep asking these difficult questions?

The Space-Time Management Bureau stipulates that, unless the task requires special requirements, in principle, the tasker is not allowed to have a physical relationship with the original residents of time and space.

Sansan modified the wording and replied: "Tiangong stipulates that immortals are not allowed to combine with mortals."

Having said that, Sansan looked at Yan Bowan's expression, and saw Yan Bowan standing there in a daze, as if he had been stunned.

Yan Bowan pondered for a while, but then asked: "What will happen if you marry a mortal?"

This administration also has regulations. If it violates the regulations, it will be dealt with as dereliction of duty, and the establishment of the Space-Time Administration will be terminated.If the mission fails due to violation of the regulations, you need to pay a large fine or even go to jail.

Sansan then switched to the language that the ancients understood, and said in a simplified way: "You can't be a god anymore... If it's serious, you'll have to be locked up and jailed."

Yan Bowan seemed to want to say something, but Xiao Liangzi came in, saying that a minister asked to see him.

Yan Bowan sits in the harem, but holds the power of the king of a country, so he is naturally busy with official duties.

He was about to meet the minister, and before leaving, he turned his head and said to Sansan: "In this case, you should go and walk around with...your girlfriends, so as not to get bored."

When Sansan heard this, she was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Naturally, naturally."

Sansan quite likes "hanging out" with concubines - of course not the kind of "hanging out" that Chu Ningyuan used to.

Although Sansan is gay, he also likes to see beautiful women.

All kinds of beauties are talking nice words around, singing and dancing performances, who doesn't like it?

As soon as the queen left, Sansan immediately inquired where the concubines were, and joined the concubine tea party.

The concubines were originally afraid that the queen would call the emperor away because of jealousy, but this time the emperor came for a long time, and the queen did not move, so the concubines were very happy and flattered the emperor even more joyfully.

Concubine Li also said: "How come the Queen has figured it out and is willing to let the Emperor come to see us?"

No one dared to answer this word.

In the entire harem, only Concubine Li, a tough-as-nails man, dared to speak such wild words.

Hearing what Li Concubine said, San San seemed to criticize the Empress for being jealous, so she couldn't help defending the Empress: "The Empress is very generous. He just proposed to me today that he wants to be promoted to the position of Concubine Li."

Concubine Li was overjoyed when she heard this.

An Lianrong who was on the side spoke first: "Then congratulate Empress Li first."

All the concubines also congratulated.

Lipin was extremely proud.

Sansan said again: "You have to thank the queen."

Concubine Li didn't really appreciate the queen's love, she just cast winking eyes at the gay man and looked affectionately at the king: "I want to thank the queen, but I'm afraid he won't see me either..."

"You don't have to thank him." Sansan said, "It's just gratitude if you don't say a few bad things about him."

Concubine Li's face turned pale when she said this, and all the concubines also lowered their heads and stopped talking.

Sensing the change in the atmosphere, Sansan was a little embarrassed again.

Although he is a gay guy, he has always cared about women and jade, and never said a serious word to his concubines.Today's sentence is for the queen, and it is the first time to speak coldly to the concubine.

Seeing that the atmosphere had been froze by her "emperor's wrath", Sansan reasoned that she was going back to the palace.

Seeing the embarrassing atmosphere, the concubines didn't dare to keep him, they just saluted and sent the emperor off.

Sansan went back to the palace on her own, had nothing else to do, so she read the storybook.

When it was time to light the lamps, the queen returned to the palace, and seeing Sansan lying asleep on the bed, she stopped calling him.

The palace man only said that Sansan read the script for a long time, and fell asleep after reading it.

Yan Bowan said, "The emperor reads the script all day long. Is this script so good?"

But I saw that the story books in the palace were piled up like a hill, some of which were read by the emperor, and some of which were not.

Yan Bowan casually picked up a book and flipped through it, but saw that it was a book about inner houses.

It is written at the beginning of the chapter that the girl climbed on the bed and became an aunt.

On the second day of the wedding, the aunt offered tea to the master and wife, but pretended to knock over the teacup by mistake, and turned around and cried to the master: "Does my wife not like me? You deliberately dropped the teacup to show me off?"

Yan Bowan looked at this script and frowned: This plot...why does it feel familiar?

Suddenly, the matter of Chu Mei knocking over the teacup today flashed across Yan Bowan's mind.

Yan Bowan was shocked: the dignified prince, how shameless he is to play the script of his aunt!

At this time, Xiao Liangzi was about to serve tea, but seeing Yan Bo Wan's face was shocked and angry, Xiao Liangzi quickly took half a step back, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

Yan Bowan cast a sideways glance at Xiao Liangzi, and said sharply, "Go, collect all the books about the inner house competition for favor!"

"?" Xiao Liangzi judged: there must be something wrong with my own ears and the master's brain.