Chapter 36
Chapter 36
"Handsome guys and beautiful women——" A joking smile drifted out from the balcony above my head, which made me stand upright and look up, wanting to throw Du Mei out.A middle-aged couple stood there, and the man looked at us condescendingly, his expression silent and unpredictable.The woman was dressed young and fashionable, with a mature charm, enchanting makeup, and a smile on her face.
"Mom, you're naughty again!" Oh, her mother, ah--her mother! (Fortunately I didn't throw her daughter out)
"Hello, Auntie, Uncle."
"You are good, little friend. Come on up, everyone is here, you can have dinner." After finishing speaking, she walked in with her husband's arm in her arms, and the relationship between the two seemed very good.
Yo, there are tall, thin, short and fat, and sister May.Mama Du and Aunt Du went to the kitchen to prepare the dishes. Papa Du's glass teapot was boiling red liquid for some reason, pouring cups for the three of them.Du Mei put me next to her dad, greeted the three cats briefly, and then ran to the kitchen. His dad made me a cup of tea, saying simply, "This tea is good for my health."
I took it and nodded like a pounding garlic, "Thank you uncle, thank you uncle." I was so nervous.
He took out two more special cigarettes from the cigarette case in front of him, looked at May, looked at me, his hand was hanging in the middle of the road, probably wondering whether these two smoke?In fact, I was also thinking about whether to pick it up. After all, girls smoking cigarettes don’t make a good impression on the elders, but don’t pick it up, the hand has already been handed over.Forget it, pretending to be a virtuous and virtuous wolf with a big tail!catch!
Sister May is better than me at this point, she seemed very contented, she lit up the smoke after taking it, and said, "Good smoke." I put it next to the teacup and didn't dare to touch it.The tall and thin and the short and fat laughed furtively when they saw this, and the voices of teasing us were not at all small, "You two sons-in-law are doing well." I took a sip of tea and almost sprayed it on the bastard.
Knowing and expressing feelings are two different things!I know that Du Mei has come out of the closet. The question is, should her family atmosphere be so OPEN?I can't get used to it.Seeing that Du's father's face was not unusual at the moment, he felt relieved, May's eyes met mine, and this time they turned away coolly by coincidence.
As the host, Papa Du might want to liven up the atmosphere, so he mentioned the most traditional topic - what do I do for work? May's coolness transitioned to a look of fun, tall and thin and short and fat also quietly sipped tea, I was very calm, I answered whatever I asked, and my work was not shady.Dad Du continued to ask two or three questions according to my words. When he spoke, he was very gentle and didn't make people feel uncomfortable at all. I think it's OK to chat with him.
Then Mother Du called everyone to the table for dinner.
Seven people, almost caught up with the standard of a full banquet. I usually have a good appetite, but the atmosphere was weird that day, and I almost split my fork. Back and forth, when I was about to collapse, she clasped her hands together and asked me with a smile, "Ah, Le Jin, do you have a girlfriend?"
"..." This is a good start, why not just keep laughing!
"Auntie is not an old-fashioned person. Auntie is very open-minded. I know you all like people of the same sex." Mama Du is still persuasive. She really wants to know the answer, as if she is not asking casually.
The tall, thin and short fat people who were knocked over by a pole suddenly screamed in unison, "Auntie, I am not!"
A strange jerk flicked over, "Come on, I understand you." The two of them suddenly seemed to have swallowed a dead fly, unable to spit it out, unable to swallow it, and stared at us, the three culprits, with burning eyes.
People always ask me this kind of question. I will be asked three or four times in ten days and a half months.
Dumei kicked me from underneath.
My facial features twisted into an innocent shape, staring at Du Mei, what did I say wrong? ?
Mama Du's "Oh" was as gentle as the eighteen bends of the mountain road, and her meaningful eyes swept between us, "then there must be many girls chasing after me, what kind do you like? Auntie will introduce you to someone, Aunt knows a lot of beautiful girls."
When the topic is difficult and I have to answer it, I have a habit of clamping the two petals of the upper lip with the index finger and thumb of my right hand and then release it, thinking about how to answer other people's questions "Well..."
Miss Du stepped on my foot again.
"Forget it, auntie, don't bother, it's good to be single."
Mama Du smiled, her eyes were Conan's version of 'I've seen through everything'.
Du's father, who had been silent for thousands of years, came to the rescue when he saw this. He probably felt that the atmosphere of the meal was too weird, so he took away her wife's quarrel and chatted with May about the recent industry summit. May responded elegantly and calmly.They also chatted very well, like son-in-law and father-in-law, chatting happily, but I looked a little sad.
After chatting a few words, Miss May flew over her eyes and smiled maliciously at me. I glared at her and smiled.
"Le Jin, don't be shy, ask auntie to introduce you a few, she knows a lot of beautiful girls." Well, pick up the previous topic again.How can I not understand her little plan?
I looked at her seriously, "Don't bother Auntie so much, I think you are quite suitable, let's make do with it."
She gave me a "Fuck!" almost without thinking
Du Mei was still there laughing and beating me, my eyes almost rolled to the roof, what's wrong with a girl who always moves her hands and feet?
Mama Du said, "All the girls I know are not as beautiful as my baby (how can you be confident), you two are obviously both horizontal and vertical (T), and you are both single, or...?" Knowing the jargon, It's so powerful, I was almost shocked by how enlightened Mama Du is.If my old lady can catch up with a little bit, I will be happy to wake up from my dreams.
"Auntie, you must have known my sincerity to Du Mei. I have insisted on it for so many years. Don't you need to test me?"
Mother Du's eyes finally fell on me.
I dodged left and dodged right, but she still looked at me.
So everyone's eyes followed her to look at me.
I will not express my opinion to the death.
Du Mei smiled softly, and began to pour wine into the glass in front of me until the glass was full.I just felt my eyes turn black, "I'm chasing! I promise I won't be able to catch up?!"
Accompanied by champagne and salutes, the colorful seven-layered rainbow cake was finally served. Little friend Du sweetly made a wish. What, besides, the guarantee of being tortured into a trick can also be counted?snort!Anyway, I don't agree.
Her mother asked, "Baby, what wish did you make, tell mom? Maybe mom can help you realize it." I didn't know that the conversation between adult mother and daughter can be so naive. Ms. Du is 25 this year , her mother called her 'baby', which gave me goosebumps.
Du Mei whispered in her mother's ear, and looked at her mother after speaking, "Can you help me realize it?"
Mother Du looked at me, turned back, patted her chest, and said with confidence, "It's all about human effort."
I thought to myself, what's none of my business again, no, make a good wish, you won't take the rest of my life into it, right?Can I ask for my opinion?Come to think of it, she doesn't seem to have this habit herself!
After eating the cake, I wondered if it was time for the gift-giving session. I put my hand on the shoulder bag and was about to zip it.Mother Du took out a big blanket and spread it on the floor. The girl said she wanted to play Truth or Dare!She bought a set online and said that no one at home usually played with her, but today it was so crowded and everyone played together.
I retracted my hand on the zipper, and a sense of powerlessness enveloped my heart deeply.I said I wouldn't come...you want me to come...
May looked like a standard son-in-law coaxing his mother-in-law, and was about to sit down. Du's father didn't know whether it was lack of vision or on purpose, he stepped forward and grabbed her arm, "While I am at home today, let's go and visit your parents." .”
May had no choice but to be reluctant to lift her butt. I made a sticky grimace at her, and she accompanied me with gritted teeth.We stayed tall, thin, short and fat with me (Du Mei didn't know what to do when she went upstairs, I strongly suspect that she hid upstairs because she didn't want to play with her mother), because of the strong enthusiasm of the host, we had to sit down together Play.
Mama Du began to shuffle the cards, and we piled the truth and dare into separate piles, and placed them on both sides of the carpet with the backs up.Then take turns in a clockwise direction, take out the lottery and start preparing to play. Everyone has drawn a few truths and dares. Others can follow the questions indicated on the cards, but only when it is my turn, Mama Du will I started to be a rascal, not according to the cards, but according to my own temperament. I thought to myself, what is the fuss with an 'elder' who hasn't grown up?She asked me who I liked for the first time, and I said I chose Big Adventure.The big adventure can’t be punished according to the card. She said you choose to drink wine. This is a special red wine from France. I can’t lose you. Just pour me two glasses as soon as I pour it. No matter how good the wine is, it’s deliberately filling me ah.There are too many tiring problems, and I accidentally got drunk. . .At first I let her go, but later on the spirit of drinking came up and I became more courageous, so I put on a night show style and started to choke her too. I asked her, how many times did you talk about before you got married?She glanced alertly at Du's father who had just returned home, and chose to drink.Come and go, you come and go, two people with a good drinker are drunk.Tall, thin and short were ready to flee back, before going back upstairs to say hello to Du Mei, Du Mei came back after seeing them off, and saw her mother and me, sitting shoulder to shoulder by the edge of the swimming pool outside enjoying the cool breeze, She was shocked, when did these two people drift away?
Du Mei and his father stood alone, just wanting to see what kind of moth we two drunk people can do.
Mother Du told me about Du Mei's love history, and was interrupted several times fiercely by Du Mei. I was a little dizzy at first. Guaranteed to Du Mama, "I will treat Du Mei well in the future."
"You prove that..." She still remembered asking me to prove it.
How to prove it, I felt something on my body that could prove it, oh, I remembered——
I took out the diamond necklace, got down on one knee, and said to Du Mei, "Your birthday present, with diamonds."
I don't remember Du Mei's expression very clearly, but I felt that someone hugged me so hard that I almost turned my stomach juices out.
Then came Mama Du's wanton voice, "Why don't you give a ring more directly?"
I shook my head, with a heavy feeling, "Isn't that asking...a marriage proposal?"
She said, "Why are you kneeling if you don't propose?"
I said, "I'm a little dizzy, let's wash our face in the water."
She said, "Then I won't, if you want to go down, you go down." She snapped and pushed me down.
It was too late for Du Mei to scream.
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