Chapter 61 The Fox's Revenge
Chapter 61 The Fox's Revenge
"It's the old lady in the woodshed. It's probably hopeless." Eagle remembered that when he came back carrying firewood, he passed by the woodshed and saw a passing shadow.
That's the shadow of a lot of foxes.
The shadows of the slaughtered foxes.
"Retribution." Shen Xiaoyun said bluntly.
There are three mountain spirits that are most likely to become immortals: snakes, foxes, and weasels.
How to put it, things like rabbits are easy to become spirits, but it is not easy to become immortals.
Rabbits and wolves, of course, also have weasels among them, and they tend to go astray when they are halfway through their cultivation.
Of course, there are also those who have completed cultivation.For example, the Baojiaxian enshrined in many people's homes is the immortals cultivated by these spirits and monsters.
There are also things that are easy to cultivate, such as deer and cranes.
Among the mountain gods, you can see the deer god, and the crane is the one you see most in the heavenly court.
Aren't they all called Linghe?
"Hmm. It looks like the old lady made a living by hunting foxes and selling fox furs when she was young." In the past, people were poor and often went hunting in the mountains to sell furs for a living.
People who hunt are very taboo.
Hunters hunt rabbits, wild boars, deer, and roe deer, but rarely foxes.
Generally, people who hunt all year round have special guns and bullets.
You can find the prey you hit by following the bullets from the gun.
In the early years, someone hunted in the mountains and shot a red fox.
The bullet did hit the fox, but the fox was gone.
Then the hunter died not long after he lived.On the day of his death, everyone in the village saw a red fox walking away from his house.
There were too few fiery red foxes, so people in the village recognized at a glance that the fox was the one that the hunter said he had injured.
Everyone in the village said that the fox had come for revenge.
The old lady is afraid of the same situation.
"I'm afraid I won't be able to die for a while." The revenge of these things doesn't make you die easily.You have to have had enough of sin to say that you are free to die.
"Yes." Judging by the number of shadows the eagle saw, the old lady still had a long time to live.
After a fox takes revenge, it will go to reincarnation, and there will be one less shadow.When the eagle watched today, the shadows on the window edge danced wildly.
Much more powerful.
"Don't care about those blindly. Let's live in our place and leave tomorrow." Shen Xiaoyun told the eagle, but he was afraid that the eagle would really meddle in his own business.
"No. I'm sure I won't take care of their business affairs this time." Eagle laughed mockingly.
"What's the matter? Got it?" Shen Xiaoyun turned from his arms and asked him with a chuckle.
"Daughter-in-law, you are really serious. You already knew it, but you didn't tell me." The eagle wrinkled his nose and arched his wife.
"Hmm, blame me~" Shen Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows.
His damn Eagle was so happy after he came out, he forgot everything, now he is to be blamed?
He just didn't remind him to see if the eagle didn't care.The old man still regards the group of gods in the underworld as good people every day, and praises them all day long for their loyalty.
Sometimes the person who harms you is the person you often praise.
"I'll tell you, daughter-in-law, those bastards in the underworld are too unreasonable." Eagle rubbed his wife's white neck and complained.
"You said they wouldn't let me get involved in the Yin business, just tell me, and they even specially made such a talisman for me."
The people in the underworld were afraid that after the eagle came to the human world, he would be protected by the treasures of the Shura clan, so the Three Realms had nothing to do with him, so they secretly planted a Taoist talisman on him.
The Dao Talisman is not noticeable in normal times.But if the eagle moves to take care of the affairs of the Yin business, or once moves to the disadvantage of the underworld, this talisman will work.
They will attract the ghosts and ghosts around the eagle, so that the eagle's side is full of all kinds of things that can only be solved by evil businessmen.
If the eagle makes a move and does something that can only be done by Yin Shang, it will violate the agreement.
The underworld can also follow the vines to find the eagle.
Then the underworld also has the right to escort the eagle back.This is what the eagle had agreed with Ksitigarbha and Yan Luodian.
"It's too insidious." Eagle felt that he was really not suitable to work with the underworld.
They are too treacherous, people in the underworld can see people ten thousand steps away in one step.That is to not give up in order to achieve the goal.
"Didn't it be the same when you were a Yin merchant?" Shen Xiaoyun remembered that when he met the eagles in previous lives, the eagles were all Yin merchants, and they were also the kind of people who would not give up to achieve their goals.
He can use any means, even dare to use sex/seduction.
Hmph, but now I'm just pretending to be okay and pretending to be a good guy.
"Isn't that an accident?" Eagle saw Shen Xiaoyun's expression and knew what Shen Xiaoyun was thinking.
He hurriedly changed the subject, "Daughter-in-law, you can choose a place in the future. The places I chose to go to are all these shitty things, and my honeymoon was disturbed."
"Let's go to West Lake next time." Shen Xiaoyun was happy.
"Why, daughter-in-law, do you also want to visit the Broken Bridge?" Eagle answered the question like a fool.
"Or I'll go buy an umbrella and wait for you there." Eagle stroked his chin and thought for a while, but it seemed a bit strange for a burly guy like him to hold an oil-paper umbrella.
"Can you talk, you?" Shen Xiaoyun slapped the eagle's arm wrapped around his waist, dumbfounded.
"Broken bridge, still holding an oil-paper umbrella. Do you want to be shaken under the Leifeng Pagoda, and we will see each other in a thousand years?" Really, the eagle has no EQ?
"Farewell, I don't want to go to Leifeng Pagoda." The eagle refused to go.
"Don't look at the fact that people say that the story of the White Snake is beautiful, but in the end their ending is considered happy. The White Snake and Green Snake went to heaven with Xu Xian and his son, and was taken away by Guanshiyin Bodhisattva." The eagle gritted his teeth.
"The real situation is not so wonderful." Legends are all beautiful legends made up by people or used as warnings.
Those dirty and salty things, how can I take them out to see?
"As long as you talk too much, then you still go to the broken bridge and wait." Shen Xiaoyun gave him a sideways look.
"Oh, don't talk, don't talk. Daughter-in-law, let's go to sleep. Get up tomorrow and go to the West Lake~~"
The eagle has now found out.Once his daughter-in-law encountered a topic that might separate them, she became very difficult.
If the eagle wants to say something that is unlucky for the two of them for a long time, Shen Xiaoyun will always nag him for a long time.
Just like parents don't like to hear their children say that they are old, old age is close to death, how can parents want their children to go ahead?
Shen Xiaoyun, this is, how can a lover hope that the two will end up separated?
That's great, isn't that how you live when you're young?There has to be someone with a high EQ leading him with a low EQ.
The Eagles also like this kind of day.
Just like a game, it is said that life is like playing chess.
Opposite is an unknown king.
His thinking here is not too bad, there must be a king to take him, this scrap iron.
Otherwise, scrap iron brings scrap iron, and this game of chess is still a fart.Just tell the person directly.
His daughter-in-law is the king, take him with him.There is no way, the daughter-in-law has a high emotional intelligence, but she can't do it, she can't do it.
"Well, you can go to bed too. Oh, and remember to refuel the car when you go to the countryside tomorrow." The two of them had been in the human world for a long time, and they regarded themselves as human beings.
Slowly, everything slowed down.Unlike gods, time does not change in their eyes.
So it doesn't matter if their rhythm is faster or slower.
Eagle and Shen Xiaoyun are like normal human beings, take it easy to enjoy the world.
Slow down to look at the surrounding scenery, and love the lover around you with your heart.
The little details around you.You don't need divine power to travel, you don't need divine power to change food, you use human pots and pans to cook a meal for your loved ones.
Use the washing machine washboard to wash clothes by yourself, so that your lover can wear them comfortably and cleanly.
Use needles and threads to sew and mend, and go to the street to buy new clothes for your lover.
Manage your finances like an ordinary person, take care of this family, and realize that daily necessities are expensive.
Like every ordinary couple in the world, they live their ordinary and happy days.
"Understood, daughter-in-law, you move closer. The blanket doesn't even cover you." Eagle tightened his embrace.
Shen Xiaoyun wrinkled his nose and moved towards the eagle.Well, I was found out, not happy~
"Daughter-in-law, just play smart. Hmph! When you get old and have old legs and can't walk anymore, I will make you lie on the bed every day and not let you go out. I won't let you go out to play, let you not go out. Be obedient, and cry when the time comes." Eagle nodded his wife's forehead.
Shen Xiaoyun came up with this kind of cleverness without wanting to cover the blanket.The lower body secretly moved away from the eagle, and stretched out its feet under the blanket.
Can the eagle see it?When I was talking before, I gave his wife some time to let him cool off outside.
When you really sleep, you have to take it back.
In the middle of the night, the broken house with air leaks everywhere, just cool off.You can't let it hang out overnight.
Pouting?Mouth is useless!Acting cute?It's not okay to be cute!Hey?Still angry?
"Be good, be obedient. My husband loves you." The eagle kissed Shen Xiaoyun's lips, rubbing his ears together.
"Well, be obedient~" Shen Xiaoyun wrapped his arms around the eagle's neck, and softly agreed.
hiss……
"Daughter-in-law, how about us"
"No." Shen Xiaoyun immediately changed his face, and slapped the eagle on the face and pushed his head back.
"What are you thinking? What do you want to do on other people's territory?" This guy with a brain.
"Hey, no one saw it." Eagle muttered unwillingly.
The big deal is to drive away everything around them?Besides, even if they saw it, they wouldn't dare to say anything if they saw it.
"You donkey, if you say you can't do it, you can't do it." Shen Xiaoyun found that the eagle was getting more and more arrogant now.
This is too much to indulge him before.
If you show any sign of flabbyness, he'll kick your nose and face, and he won't know his last name.
Shen Xiaoyun didn't forget that they were going to the playground in the city before.Who knew that the eagle would have to pester him to do things.
In the end, he agreed in a moment of soft-heartedness.Who would have thought that the old man would spend several days doing it!
He ate food on the bed, drank water on the bed, and was carried when he went to the bathroom.
His waist and legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up.
Endless, endless!
The journey of the last week dragged on for half a month.
He had been in bed for days, almost a week.
Thanks to his original body being Shilong, if he was a human being, wouldn't he be tossed to pieces by the eagle?
No, no, he was soft-hearted at the beginning.Always pampering him, that's how he pushes his limits.
If you pamper him like this again, he won't be able to get out of bed in the future.
"Don't even think about it, sleep. Or go out and watch the night!" There was no door at all, and Shen Xiaoyun strictly prohibited it.
Eagle sniffed aggrievedly, let's go back and talk about it.Don't dare to push further, or I will be kicked out of the house and go to watch the night.
The feeling of not being able to hold a daughter-in-law is too uncomfortable, and I can't even lose the last bit of welfare.
Well, he endured it.
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