Wonderful every time you cross

Chapter 35: The Monk Visits the Brothel

"Master, can you smell the steamed stuffed bun?"

It can be heard now that Su Luo's tone is not as evil and arrogant as before, because he understands that people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

I think he is usually very alert, he is the only one who plots against others, how can anyone else plot against him!Unexpectedly, he was bullied by a monk when he capsized in the gutter, and now he has lost all his martial arts.He fell to the point where he could only rely on the smelly monk in front of him.

He teased him like that before, who knows if this smelly monk will deliberately retaliate!In his current situation, there was nothing he could do under his hands.

Song Li also felt that the man was very obedient today. Seeing that he was used to being flamboyant, this sudden behavior made him a little uncomfortable, and the man was also wronged.

Su Luo hadn't eaten since he came down from that mountain, and his stomach was already empty.

Thinking of the little thief who stole his money bag, Su Luo wished he could be crushed into clogs.

Seeing that boy's honest and pitiful appearance, he was rewarded with a silver coin in a moment of softness.Unexpectedly, that kid, Enjiang revenge, even stole their money bags.It's really unsatisfactory.

It was hard to catch that kid.He also made up a child who only believed in every family. There is no way out for the old and the young, but the monk still believed it.Help generously.

The heart is the Buddha, good deeds come from a good heart, and a good heart gets good rewards.See what he means, wishing he could sell himself to save that little thief!

But did the stinky monk think that what he was generous with was his money.

Well now, penniless, not even money to buy buns.

He didn't care, if he was hungry, he would sell the monk, it might be worth a few cakes.

Just after he described in detail all kinds of tofu nao, wontons, and candied haws on the roadside, and the smelly monk ignored them all, Su Luo finally got mad, "Smelly monk, I'm hungry."

But Song Li's reaction made him a little dumbfounded.

Song Li first flipped through the monk's robes, but didn't find out why.After that, I searched in the baggage again, and finally found a copper plate.

After careful calculation, it is enough to buy half a meat bun.

Su Luodun felt helpless. If he still had a little skill, he would go to rob houses, and he would not worry about food and clothing along the way.Now that his skill is weak, and this smelly monk can't be counted on, he has to find a way to earn some money.

Just when Su Luo was racking his brains to make money, Master Song Li took out a bowl from his bag, he was going to...

Su Luo almost forgot that monks also have a basic function of earning a living, which is alms alms.

It's just that the monk is really stupid.

He couldn't stand it anymore.

Repeat the few words "donor" and "what kindness is rewarded with kindness".

Naturally, it was pushed away by the passing pedestrians.

Su Luo felt that this monk should be thankful that he was born in ancient times. If he was in modern times, he might have been caught as a thief.In order to avoid being arrested as an accomplice, Su Luo was as far away from Song Li as he could.

I saw that the little beggar on the opposite street had been thrown several copper coins at him.Our master's bowl is still empty.

On the contrary, Su Luo relied on his sweet mouth to let a little girl buy him a bunch of candied haws.

He is sitting not far away to supervise him now.

Su Luo felt that he looked like a beggar leader who supervised his subordinates to beg well.

Fortunately, a kind tea shop owner gave him some cakes and a few pennies. The cakes belonged to the monk, and Qian Suluo used them to buy meat buns.

During the period, Su Luo also kindly invited Song Li to enjoy it together, but unfortunately he is a monk and has no good fortune to enjoy it, so he reluctantly ate it all.

After eating a full meal, Su Luo had some free time to use his brain again.If the monk wants to go all the way to alms for alms, he will have to wait until the year of the monkey before he can have a big meal.

Originally, I thought that I could taste all the delicacies in the world while I was wandering in the rivers and lakes.As a result, it is estimated that this journey depends on this monk.Eat some rough food.

Seeing a fat-headed businessman with a big gold chain around his neck holding a heavy package, Su Luo really wanted to go up and rob it.

It's just that he doesn't have the slightest skill in his body now, I'm afraid that fat man can crush him to death.

In addition, being caught by Song Li must have been a lecture.So this idea only stayed in Su Luo's mind for a while.

But seeing the place where the fat man went and seeing the group of women covered in thin shirts, Su Luo got excited again.

Since the needs of the body cannot be met, there must always be some joy in the spirit.

"Master, we have a long way to go. Just ten renminbi must not be enough. Besides, you still have to support me! We have to find a way to get more money."

Song Liqi seemed to want to say something, but was blocked by Su Luo's words. "Don't talk about things other than money. If you don't have money, you will lose your body. If you make me hungry again, I will either sell your body or mine."

So, Song Li obediently ran to the place where he could make money.

I saw that it was a small building made of Zhulanyu, and there was a plaque hanging on the upper floor, which said "Spring Breeze Building".

Song Li is not a fool, and knows where it is.So at the beginning, I refused to go in even if I said anything.It's just that Su Luo repeatedly told him to go in and find the fat businessman, and he promised that there would be unexpected gains.Only then did he go in dubiously.

Su Luo originally wanted to see the funny scene where the monk was chased out by a bunch of bees and butterflies, or he was driven out by the bustard because he had no money.

But after a long time, he couldn't sit still.

Could it be that the monk had changed his nature, degenerated, and couldn't control himself anymore?

Thinking that he was exposed to the sun and rain at the door, but the man was having a good time inside, he became angry.

Glancing at the horse that was still grazing obediently by his side, Su Luo had a discussion with it.

"Why do you think this monk put us here, go in alone and have fun! Isn't it?"

The horse was very tactful and didn't make a sound at all.

"You agree, don't you? Do you think this is good? I'll go in and arrest that monk. We have the same blessings and share the same hardships."

Before seeing Ma'er's response after speaking, he kicked Chunfeng Loudi away.

There are fat, swallow and thin women lined up, each of them making a show of their heads, and they are having a good time.

This monk has also learned to pick women.

When Su Luo just wanted to fish out Song Li, who was intoxicated in the gentle village, he felt that the situation seemed wrong and he stood still to observe the enemy's situation.

"Women like to rub their eyebrows and make themselves solemn, which is one state; women who like to comb their hair and shave, are two states; women who like to apply makeup and powder to confuse their husbands, are three states; women who like to look at each other carefully are four states; women who like Red lips and red mouth are the five states; women's ears are full of pearls, which are the six states..."

Su Luo has always disliked hearing him recite Buddhist scriptures. Firstly, the scriptures are stinky and long, and secondly, most of the words in the Buddhist scriptures are difficult to understand. But he has read books anyway, and his stomach is still full of ink.

Most of the women in the Chunfeng Building were born in poverty, and few of them could have studied.For these must not understand.

Presumably, this monk came to this place of love and moon and saw this group of beautifully dressed women, so he moved the idea of ​​​​educating sentient beings.As soon as he came, he preached.

It was really interesting to see the faces of those women.

"Women can get rid of these 84 attitudes, and there is nothing they can't avoid, nothing they can't attain, and nothing they can't attain Buddha."

"In this way, the female benefactors will be forgiven and will not fall into hell."

Although those women don't understand those Buddhism and Taoism, they will definitely understand it when they go to hell.

She was pointed at her nose and scolded, even the gentle and soft jade brothel girl couldn't help but yell.

"You bloody donkey..."

Especially when the old bustard was told about evil retribution, and when the face covered with countless pollen was falling down layer by layer like peeling paint, Su Luo couldn't help it, and laughed out loud beside him.

"Another benefactor, looking at your age, I think you already have a family. Why did you come to the Qinlou Chu Pavilion? The benefactor knows that the wretched wife in the family should not be thrown away! In a family, only husband and wife live in harmony. Only strength can break gold. Only then can we make money in a proper way. If you are like a benefactor, there are few peaceful days in your family."

The man originally wanted to come to this brothel to have fun, but as soon as the monk came, he said some depressing words, and he lost his interest and was really annoyed.Then he heard him repeating repeatedly that a wife of dross should not be thrown away.He originally came out without telling his wife at home, and when he talked about it like this, he always felt that his wife would suddenly appear.Therefore, it was regarded as a waste of money to eliminate disasters, so he gave Song Li a handful of money.

But Song Li was still talking about the ways of the Qi family. I wonder if the man's wife really showed up because she couldn't bear to talk about it.There's been a lot of trouble here.As a result, the fat man was dragged out of the brothel by his wife's ears.

I don't know, so a monk came in and said a lot of truth, but he was scolded by the corner, and the good deal was disturbed by the person in front of him.It also turned the place of joy into a miasma, and the old bustard couldn't bear it anymore, and called a gang of thugs.

This brothel raises thugs firstly to prevent the girls in the building from escaping, and secondly, to shake the scene and prevent people from making trouble. It is said that any martial arts are three-legged cats, but a crowd of people is really good at bluffing.

I have to say that the big monk's moves are pretty good, the big monk's robe is full of vigor for a moment, every move is strong and powerful, and the fist, palm and hook are just right, but he is merciful everywhere, but he doesn't hurt people when he hits the painful place. It is the benevolence of a woman to hurt the muscles and bones.

Just after Song Li broke the tenth wooden stick with his body, the thugs could no longer hold on, and they all knelt down and begged for mercy.The old bustard's face was even more ugly, she could hardly stand up, and tremblingly said that the hero should stay alive.

The final result is that Su Luo is holding the white silver and smiling brightly.Song Li, on the other hand, still has a lot to say about enlightenment.

Su Luo suddenly thought of a good way to make money. He could let the monk go to places like gambling houses, brothels, black shops, and bandit dens to give lectures along the way. wishes.Why not do it?

With this kind of thinking in mind, even when I looked at the monk's bald head, I felt that it was shiny!

Smiling at the man in front of him, Song Li felt a chill behind his back, hoping that this man would be more peaceful.