dhibooks Chapter 5 05
Chapter 5 05
#爆豪抱己: I’m nothing more than a cold sugar-making machine
sugar?
What the hell?
Bakugo Katsuki, who hadn't played GZDK well from the beginning to the end, only touched the internal operating mechanism of the subcultural circle of RPS at this time.
As a professional English RPS, GZDK is not popular, even very cool (Bakugo Katsuki took half a month to turn over the old background), and Bakugo Katsuki himself, to be honest, didn't pay much attention to GZDK, it was purely for watching Deku's appearance in the R18 fandom is nothing more than the appearance of being slaughtered by others.His own feelings towards GZDK are very complicated. One is that it is boring for someone to speculate on his life all day long and forcefully pull himself and Deku together. On the other hand, he can vent his pressure by watching GZDK fans. But it is impossible to really not care about it. Bakugo Katsuki is under this kind of contradictory psychology, and it can be said that he deliberately avoids understanding this circle.
But now it's fucking different. The author's answer gave Katsuki Bakugo a deep sense of crisis. The author of "Battle" is not an exception. He hasn't been able to update for a long time recently. This circle is lifeless, stagnant, and sinking a little bit. Bakugo Katsuki himself has no sense of responsibility for GZDK, and he doesn't care about it, but he must understand what this kind of thing is all about, otherwise He would lose such a channel that he had found so hard to relieve his nerves.
In their generation, it is true that there are many CPs that are hotter than GZDK. Bakugo Katsuki took a day to compare these CPs with GZDK horizontally and vertically, and finally came to a conclusion——
No wonder it's not fucking popular.
- His interaction with Deku, too little.
In the same frame (Bakuho Katsuki figured out all these fan circle standard terms in this day) all rely on P, the dialogue relies on editing, no Twitter interaction and no real person dialogue, other people rely on sewing and cutting to patch up the edges, but it can be done Self-comfort, my CP secretly loves each other in the corner, what does GZDK rely on?
What the hell is that, even the gods can't keep it down, at least the gods have to drink some dew.
What is the same person knocking on?What is knocking is the fantasy space. CP fans carry out brain supplementation and sublimation on the basis of the two masters. A little action can be infinitely magnified, and an unintentional sentence can be interpreted into countless so-called deep meanings. For CP fans , Standing together is falling in love, being in the same frame is getting married, looking at each other is falling in love, talking is going to bed, if there is a physical contact, it will be even more terrible, love can be traced back to three lives and three generations.Anyway, whether it’s on TV or in magazines, there’s only so much I can see. CP fans can firmly believe that in the corners I can’t see for no reason, my CP must have loved and kissed forever. .
Thinking of this level, Boom Zero Katsuki understands, he is confident that he has figured out the psychology of CP fans, and also figured out the rules of the fan circle, even if Mrs. BoomZero, the fan author, is a fan of GZDK, she can understand the psychology. It won't help his output by half a dime, but it will be great if Bakugo Katsuki finds out the rules. After all, his big name is GROUNDZERO, GZ in GZDK. Compared with ordinary CP fans, he has more A unique advantage - he is the real master himself.
Fantasy space, huh?
Bakugo Katsuki moved his fingers in front of the computer, smiling wickedly.
He glanced at his schedule, three days later, there was an interview, and the invited guests happened to be him and Izuku Lvgu.
And that day three days later became a very colorful beginning in the history of GZDK. After the interview was broadcast that night, the joyful girls (and maybe boys) who took screenshots of each frame of the video and reveled did not You know, this is just the beginning.
[I got it real! ! ! 】
[If GZDK is not real, what else is real?If GZDK is not real, it is like the sun rising from the west, like the earth never rotates, like the galaxy never shines, like the cherry blossoms never bloom. 】
[I shed tears in Hokkaido, the water of the Pacific Ocean, my tears. 】
【Sisters, have you noticed the way GROUNDZERO looks at DEKU?Full of aggression and lust!When he bent down and spoke into DEKU's ear, I felt like I was going to suffocate!Screaming wildly in my heart, hurry up and get together! 】
【Together?Are you kidding me?Their atmosphere is clearly that they have been having an affair for a long time!I have reason to suspect that they've already had sex in the changing room! 】
[I thought that this issue could only eat copper ore sugar, but I didn't expect GROUNDZERO to be so bold, blatantly declaring sovereignty on this occasion, are they getting married soon, so GROUNDZERO is so impatient?In addition, GROUNDZERO, which hardly opened Twitter a few days ago, actually tweeted a "hungry??", and the comments were all asking if GROUNDZERO wanted to eat vegetables, but only our GZDK fans could see through it at a glance that he was posting sex to DEKU hint!It must be because the two have been separated for too long. The possessive GROUNDZERO is dissatisfied!Let his daughter-in-law see it and go home quickly to let him make a sauce! 】
【What did you say GROUNDZERO said in DEKU's ear? DEKU blushed after hearing this! 】
It said "You idiot".
Bakugo Katsuki was expressionless.
The instigator, Bakugo Katsuki, looked at these excited speeches with raised eyebrows. It is cold tonight, but I am afraid that someone will run around outside at this time to calm down. Maybe they will shout "GZDKisrio" while running, but This has nothing to do with Bakugo Katsuki, he is just a ruthless sugar-making machine.
He shrugged, changed the page, and started to read the latest "Battle" update. The author cried bitterly in his blog this evening, determined to sing GZDK's perfect love until midnight.
It was so fucking easy, Katsuki Bakugo was starting to regret he didn't do it sooner.
In fact, he didn't do anything special, even though these fans were raving like he and Deku had live sex|love on TV (thinking of this, Bakugo Katsuki had a flash of inspiration and decided to write an article based on this), but This doesn't change the fact that he just put his hands on both sides of the Green Valley chair, bent down, lowered his head, and said "You idiot" in Green Valley Izuku's ear before sitting in his seat.
It’s easy to say, but it’s still difficult to operate. Bakugo Katsuki found the angle and made sure that the camera captured the picture of him pressing Deku into the chair, and neither his expression nor his expression could be captured. The mouth shape can only capture the dazed face of Izuku Midoriya, who is a little shy and terrified because of his actions. After he deliberately laughed at the other party, the camera faithfully recorded the "shy and timid DEKU" in the eyes of GZDK fans. ".In fact, Izuku Lvgu was angry, and he couldn't directly respond to Hao Katsuki in the studio, otherwise headlines like "GROUNDZERO and DEKU face the conflict" would appear in the next day's newspaper, and the two The publicity team of the hero's agency might be bald with worry, and Izuku Midori became more and more aggrieved as he thought about it. He couldn't speak yet, and his face turned red with anger.
If it's just sugar distribution, it's easy. Katsuki Bakugo casually forwarded a tweet from Izuku Midoriya and said a few ambiguous words, isn't it the standard sugar distribution?But Bo Hao Katsuki doesn’t want to do this, first of all he doesn’t want to have any involvement with Midoriya Izuku on the surface (it’s still this kind of involvement), not to mention the sense of business is too heavy (Bo Hao Katsuki now even understands the word business In the same period, there were two heroes who used this method to increase their popularity, and they had a lot of CP, but there were also a lot of people who said they were too deliberate and aroused disgust.Bakugo Katsuki doesn't care about that little favorability. He is good enough and dazzling enough. He doesn't need to speculate on CP, and he doesn't need to do business. He is a hero and never wants to put the cart before the horse. He stood there, and naturally everyone's eyes would turn to him.
But the lesson he has learned from these two people is that if you want to really support a pair of CPs, you must not have too much business sense. It's not blind, it can be seen at a glance, how can such a CP make people feel true? What CP fans want is never the deliberate communication between the master and the master. They want to express it naturally. As long as they are given a fragment, they can complete the whole story by themselves. How much is the love and love born from the void? A self-serving romance that has nothing to do with anyone.
Since what CP fans want is room for imagination, then give it to them.
Those actions and behaviors that contain a huge amount of information are magnified thousands of times by the screen, reprocessed in the brain of the recipient, and finally completely changed beyond recognition, and become a affectionate appearance, but who knows what the real truth is, Who cares?
It's so easy.
Wipe your wrist 10 updates, touch your shoulder 30 pwp, say a word 50 whistles, look at each other 100 ABO, talk about the past 300 children (after he deliberately said that he and Deku grew up together On the same day, the entire fandom was caught in an earthquake). GZDK is getting hotter and hotter under the prediction of Bakugo Katsuki. He and Izuku Midoriya met and fell in love in countless worlds. They talked about love countless times and got married countless times when they knew nothing about it. Marriage, in some stories, their hearts are moved when they meet, and in some stories, they grow in love only when they accompany each other. It is as vast as the universe, as small as a mote of dust, as rough as a desert, as gentle as a rainforest. It is a grand stage for their love.
The two people in these stories are just sitting on both sides of a dining table, and the side of the glass of lemonade accompanying the meal is covered with a layer of small drops of water. The wreckage, the pork chop rice had cooled down, and the broccoli with a bite was wrapped in the congealed and viscous sauce, slumped in the corner of the plate, pretending to be a corpse.
"...So, Xiao Sheng, knock your own CP, give yourself sugar, and produce your own food."
After Izuku Lvgu listened to this long list, it took him a long time to consume this huge amount of information. He no longer wants to talk, and his brain doesn't want to work at all. Now he just wants to go home and sleep for a while. I think, maybe after waking up, I will find that everything was a dream. He didn’t go to any PHFO at all today. BoomZero is still his heart mover who quietly called with a trumpet. It’s good to have no special codes. What’s the point of obsessing over special codes? The most important thing is to be able to collect the new magazines of my favorite wife...
Lu Gu thought for a long time, what the hell was I knocking on...the fairy CP.