Underworld brat

Chapter 106 Lun Zhangdao

After Erbaiwu understood the true meaning of Erbaiwu, he gave Chao Fan an aggrieved look, dared not speak out, and walked to the corner to draw circles.

Zhao Ruhai said something fair: "Why don't you change his name? Otherwise, you'll be in the underworld. As long as he speaks, others will laugh."

Chao Fan admitted that he had a bad taste at the time, but after recovering his memory recently, he felt that all of this was a predestined relationship.Calling it two hundred and five is also good, fools have foolish blessings, if it is changed to a prestigious name, such as Raptors crossing the river, or a worm in the Styx, it may cause unnecessary disasters.

So, he declined Zhao Ruhai's proposal, and waved to Erbaiwu: "Okay, Erbaiwu, when you become more powerful, no one dares to laugh at your name. Let's go, take you out to do some business."

"It's almost dawn and you go out?" Zhao Ruhai looked at the sky that was turning from dark to gray, and yawned, "You have exhausted so much energy, do you still have strength?"

"Did you clean up today? The yard is still being repaired?" Zhao Zhengzhi was lying on a chair carved in stone, and raised his head when he heard this, "Why don't you wait for my rest day to come together? There are also many helpers."

Zhao Ruhai said coolly, "I don't need helpers for this kind of thing."

Zhao Zhengzhi tilted his head, obviously confused.

"Ahem..." Chao Fan coughed softly, "It's getting late, listen to brother, let's go."

When the three of them went out, Zhao Ruhai taught Zhao Zhengzhi a lesson while cleaning up the dishes, telling him to find a girlfriend quickly, or a boyfriend is fine, don't be a ghost until you are 20 years old, and you don't know anything about personnel.

Chao Fan blushed a little and looked at Di Ting, but found that the other party was refreshed, walking with breeze, without any sign of embarrassment, and deeply felt that his skin was too thin.

"By the way, what are you going to do? You haven't told me yet, have you?" The three of them boarded the last hearse and rushed forward. Halfway through the rush, it was only after hearing this that they remembered it.

Chao Fan picked and picked things about the second world, and explained things about the national teacher.

"That's him looking for death. You are too kind. Even if he disappears into ashes, you don't care about your business." Before the memory came back, Di Ting felt that the situation must be dangerous at that time. He touched Chao Fan's head, "Once upon a time What about Young Master Lianhua of Cuiyun Palace? He doesn't have such a good temper."

Hearing this nickname again, Chao Fan really wanted to laugh.

He is a lotus flower, a monster of the flower type, and male and female appearances are very common. When he and Di Ting were "running wild" in the underworld, there were many evil ghosts who had not learned a lesson and sent people, thinking that he was a little lady from some family. If they go forward to molesting, if they are serious, they will insult them on the spot.Chao Fan pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and he beat ten of them one by one. I don't know how many evil spirits he got rid of.

In today's words, Chao Fan was fishing to enforce the law.The name of Young Master Lianhua was also spread at that time.

The two were immersed in the memories of the past, but the driver in front was scared out of his wits. After peeking through the rearview mirror quietly, he parked the car tremblingly to the side of the road, opened the door and pulled the lock, abandoned the car and fled in one go.

Chao Fan & Di Ting: "????"

"Are you there?" Two Hundred Five asked stupidly.

A main road goes straight forward, without a village in front, or a shop in the back, where can I get there?

"What happened just now?" Di Ting was a little confused, "The driver is in a hurry?"

Chao Fan glanced at him leisurely: "Where the hell is the urgency to urinate... Now that I think about it, it seems that something went wrong after he heard about Young Master Lianhua."

The two looked at each other for a while, didn't they?What year is this old calendar?Take the last hearse and still meet the parties from the past?

Silence spread between the three of them.

"What should we do now?" Chao Fan asked speechlessly.

The car stopped halfway, and there was no key. The other ghosts went back to their nests to sleep. This hearse abandoned by cowards was like an isolated island in the vast sea.

"Master, tell me the direction, and I'll fly over with you on my back!" Two Hundred Five volunteered.

If Erbaiwu looked really "safe", Di Ting might not be used to his stickiness. Hearing what Erbaiwu said, Diting said coolly: "Get rid of this idea as soon as possible, the hell has already implemented flight control, as long as you If you dare to fly, a thunderbolt will definitely knock you down, and then you will be made into grilled snake skewers and brought to Lanruo Temple to sell at a stall."

After finishing speaking, Di Ting rubbed his fingers, indicating that the business is booming.

Two hundred and five hurriedly retracted the protruding head.

The underworld is so dangerous, he has to follow his master closely!

"Then there is no other way, let's go on foot." Chao Fan made a decisive decision, "Otherwise, if we go back now, the distance will be the same."

Under the gray sky, the three had no choice but to get out of the car and walk.

This is a coffin street, densely packed with coffins reaching dozens of stories high, even worse than the modern Beijing dwellings.After the figures of Chao Fan and the others disappeared at the end of the road, after a long while, the coward who had pulled out the car keys poked his head out of the trash can in the alley.

"What bad luck! How did you get this evil spirit?" He patted the ashes on his legs as he walked, "Huh? No! Didn't he and the beast Di Ting disappear long ago? Could it be that I was wrong?"

The ghost closed the door and restarted the hearse.

Di Ting showed his figure in the co-pilot, and put his right hand on the other's shoulder: "No, you are right, he is Young Master Lianhua, and I am the beast Di Ting."

So, in this small and cramped space, the three of Chao Fan were forced to listen to the screaming sonata for a full 10 minutes.

When the ghost finally calmed down (the vocal cords were blocked), Chao Fan said from behind: "Don't worry, don't look into the past, we won't do anything to you, as long as you drive well and send us to the way of reincarnation."

The driver nodded frantically.

Only then did Chao Fan withdraw his mana.

"You... you... didn't you... leave?" The driver was extremely wronged.

"Are we stupid? Going so far? You're blind!" Di Ting knocked on his head, "Drive!"

After the car restarted, Chao Fan couldn't help but wondered: "I will never settle old scores with you. I'm just a little curious. What did I do to you? After all these years, are you afraid of being like this?"

The driver looked pale, as if he was motion sick: "Master...you really don't want to trouble me?"

"Don't look for it!"

"Then...then I'll say it." The driver swallowed, "I was booing with the Dongying Ghost King and shouted, whose little lady is this? She was born so beautiful... Later, the Dongying Ghost King used force on you, You just stuffed our bunch of spectators... together with the king of ghosts, into the human latrine, and lifted the boards of the latrine to let the sun shine on us... I hid under the cesspit and didn't dare to stand up... Some ghosts can't bear the humiliation. In the daytime, I still crawled out and screamed again and again. The pain was unbearable, and I sank back to the bottom of the pit. The wounds were all filled with feces. Ye escaped, those..."

"Stop! Stop talking!" Di Ting felt like he was about to spit out the dinner he had just eaten.

Chao Fan deeply hated himself for talking too much, which made him smell like shit all the time.As soon as they reached the road of reincarnation, the three of them got out of the car as if fleeing.

There are originally six realms of reincarnation, the realm of heaven and humanity, the realm of humans, the realm of animals, the realm of asuras, the realm of hungry ghosts, and the realm of hell.It's just that there are more worlds under the control of the underworld, and the six realms have become more complicated, becoming eight realms, ten realms, twenty realms...

Because new life is born not only at night.So the night in the underworld, the day in the world, the work here is still in full swing.

Countless ghosts with number plates, after calling the number, first drank a bowl of Mengpo soup, and then were taken to the front of the reincarnation road in a daze.The ghost messenger pushed them to the "slide" in front of them, like dumpling, and reincarnated the ghosts.

"Do you still remember the past?" Di Ting pointed to those "slides" copied from the water park that looked like loudspeakers, and explained to Chao Fan, "The previous reincarnation road didn't have these at all, it was just pits, and ghosts often appeared. The phenomenon of misplacing the wrong person and then making the wrong person? It won’t be like this now.”

Chao Fan nodded, feeling that Empress Houtu should often wander around the world these years.

Both of them are acquaintances in the underworld, and the moment they arrived, the aura on their bodies was noticed by Empress Houtu.

A white-haired old lady walked over staggeringly. Although her steps were crooked, her speed was not slow. In a few blinks, she passed the crowd of ghosts and walked in front of the three of them.

"Listen, little lotus, don't come here without any harm." The old lady was the first to say hello.

Chao Fan hurriedly said, "Grandma Meng, please be respected by the younger generation."

Po Meng is a clone of Empress Houtu who incarnated in the way of reincarnation, and Chao Fan's soul was restored thanks to Empress Houtu's blessing, so she didn't dare to take anything seriously, and immediately returned the gift with great respect.

Granny Meng was not polite, she glanced carefully at the three of them back and forth, and then said: "If you have nothing to do, you can go to the Three Treasures Hall. You are here today to ask me for something, right?"

Chao Fan was ashamed, and took the soul of the national teacher out of the space, and the spirit of the demon spirit suddenly shone brightly, and the group of ghosts who lined up looked over one after another.

"This is what I met when I was on a 'business trip'..." Chao Fan quickly told the story of the national teacher, "Even if he took the heavens and the earth and created too many karma, I still hope that the Empress Dowager can give it to me again." He has a chance to re-enter the path of cultivation."

Granny Meng nodded: "Yes, it's not a big deal, just join the team."

After finishing speaking, she waved towards the place where the number plate was read, and a tall woman in palace attire came over.

"This is Meng Po No. 1069. The Meng Po soup he cooks tastes the best, and he was promoted earlier." Meng Po introduced, "I'll let him take you to go through the formalities."

"Number 1069?" Chao Fan opened his mouth.

"What?" the kindly Granny Meng suddenly glared at him, "Your dead master has added so much business to the underworld, can I make it through by myself? If you don't hire a few assistants, you will make me work overtime and die suddenly?"

Chao Fan murmured and nodded, but said in his heart, then there is no need to recruit No. 1069, right?I don't think you need to cook soup at all.

Not to mention, Chao Fan really guessed right.Granny Meng shows up now, and she can show everyone how to cook. Most of the time, she writes novels on a website called Jinjiang. Due to the accumulation of too many materials, there is no risk of getting stuck. Granny Meng can casually write novels. Ten thousand.As soon as the two books were finished, she immediately became a master of the website. Every day, countless book fans threw thunder and called his wife.

Po Meng thinks that writing essays is really a happy thing compared to cooking soup!

The author has something to say: The story of Po Meng and her friends——

Jiyou: I want to start a new article recently, about spirituality, do you think it’s good?

Granny Meng: Good!I will be your consultant, what do you want to write?

Jiyou: I want to write about Po Meng!In my article, he is a bearded man who likes to wear women's clothes, and he fell in love with an onslaught who is immune to Mengpo soup, what do you think?

Meng Po: I don’t think so!

——(to be continued)

ps: I wrote it until two o'clock in the morning!It's so hard, please forgive me for being late for the second watch!