Chapter 5
Chapter 5
"Your woman is not bad, Mr. Zheng."
Ji Han was still in chaos one second, and was enjoying himself in the arms of Maybach the next moment.Tsk tsk, this leather seat feels delicate to the touch, and I don't know what it tastes like when you lick it.
Zheng Chao looked at his hand thoughtfully, touched it here and there, as if he wanted to squeeze out a layer of oil on the leather seat, "You like it very much?"
Ji Hanzhi just shut up and don't talk about it, what is there to say about such a topic that hurts a man's self-esteem so much!The more I talk, the more sad I get!
Zheng Xiang leaned on the back of the chair and asked Zheng Chao: "Brother, do you have a woman?"
"No." Zheng Chao replied simply.
Zheng Xiang pouted and said, "Mr. Ji, have you seen brother's woman?"
"I've seen it, didn't I just sit under your butt?" Ji Hanzhi smiled frivolously, he faintly felt that Zheng Xiao stammered as if his double Qs were not high, and he spoke like a child.
In the end, Zheng Xiang really lowered his head and looked left and right, "Where is it?"
Ji Hanzhi pursed his lips and smiled lightly, and there were lines of laughter in the corners of his eyes. Zheng Chao glanced at him and said calmly, "Is it fun to make him?"
Hearing his tone, Ji Hanzhi knew that he was going to die, and being with a king is like a tiger, and it was true, "No way, classmate Zheng Xiang is very smart and lively, if you raise your hand to speak more, you can get more little red flowers. "
Zheng Chao said: "You guessed right. When he was a child, he liked to raise his hand to hold little red flowers."
Ji Hanzhi said: "It seems that Zheng Xiang has been a good boy since he was a child." That's right, there is no problem in boasting to death. Thinking about him, he is a majestic grassroots, with one person under ten thousand, but he has tens of thousands of people. If you go alone, you can't afford to offend, Amitabha.
Soon the Maybach stopped at the entrance of a five-star hotel. Rich people also have the taste of ordinary people's New Year's Eve when they eat lunch. It's really extravagant.
"Mr. Ji, get out of the car."
Zheng wanted to take the initiative to come down and open the door for Ji Hanzhi, but it scared Ji Hanzhi to the ground, "No need, I'll do it myself." Otherwise, Yangshou will be lost.
Zheng wanted to stand aside pitifully, as if he wanted to show off but failed, and was completely frustrated.
The driver on the other side opened the door for Zheng Chao, and Zheng Chao said to Ji Hanzhi after getting off the car: "Mr. Ji, my brother likes you very much, don't reject him."
Don't say no.This is an order.Mr. Zheng, do you think you are in the army?If you have the ability, let me pick up soap, otherwise I would rather die than obey!Even more virtuous than Liu Hulan!
"Hehe...that's fine." Ji Hanzhi nodded with a smile.
The restaurant on the first floor of the hotel was empty.Ji Han's dark smile was definitely caused by a series of vigorous policies implemented by the head of the new generation of the Celestial Dynasty after taking office.
"I've packed up the restaurant, so it will be quieter. Teacher Ji, what do you think?"
"..." Ji Hanzhi smiled weakly at Zheng Chao, "Dong Zheng understands righteousness deeply, and I admire you."
Three servings of steak were served for the dinner, and the corner of Ji Hanzhi's mouth twitched, and he turned his face to cover his mouth. Seeing his pale face, Zheng Chao asked, "Teacher Ji is not feeling well?"
"No..." Ji Hanzhi swallowed back the acid in his stomach, and said vaguely, "It's just morning sickness."
"Morning sickness?" Zheng Chao looked at him in horror, "You?"
"Feeling dizzy, I just got off the car, and I'm not used to the feeling of land." Ji Hanzhi explained, just kidding, don't sit too comfortably in the Maybach, why would you get dizzy?It's just that Ji Hanzhi is allergic to steak, he couldn't eat it until he couldn't see it again, the degree of disgust is outrageous!
"The steak is so delicious, brother, I'm starting it." Zheng Xiang picked up the knife and fork eager to try.
Zheng Chao snorted: "Put it down, the guests haven't moved yet, how can you move first?"
Fuck, this kind of famous aristocrat has a sense of sight!Such a strict tutor, Zheng Chao's family is not from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, right?
Zheng Xiang looked at Ji Hanzhi aggrievedly: "Teacher Ji, please eat."
"Hehe." It's not that I don't want to eat, but that I can't.Zheng Chao, if you are in charge of my lower body and the happiness of the second half of my life, I will eat it for you!
Zheng Chao took a deep look at Ji Hanzhi, waved his hand, and summoned the waiter, "Remove the steak and serve some Chinese food."
Ji Hanzhi was a little surprised by Zheng Chao's approach, and wondered if the local tyrant should do this, you can read minds?Could it be Park Xiuxia's relatives?
Zheng Chao said: "Mr. Ji, Zheng Xiang has always wanted to be a host. I hope you can help him more in school."
"How... how can I help? What you like to do depends on what Zheng Xiang thinks. As teachers, we can at most guide them in class." Ji Hanzhi smiled at Zheng Chao, expressing euphemistically that he did not want to be a nursery school Nanny's wishes.
Zheng Chao's majestic gaze stared straight into Ji Hanzhi's, as if he was negotiating, "I know that there are many students, and the teacher won't discipline them one by one. I hope that Teacher Ji will take care of him alone. Simple, not very sophisticated."
Are you sure you are a "simple" and not a "stupid" big local tyrant?Don't make your younger brother a pure and flawless white lotus, okay?Because there can only be one white lotus in the whole school, and that one must definitely belong to me, okay?
"Brother, I'm not young anymore." Zheng Xiang chewed the rice and interjected, "I'm not a child anymore, I know what I'm doing."
"Shut up, don't talk while eating." Although Zheng Chao is a crazy younger brother, he is still Yan Ci, and he is not sloppy at all. "Mr. Ji, you have also seen that Zheng is not a child who will cause trouble."
"Since he's so sensible, there's no need for me to intervene. Meddling in other people's business will cause children to hate him." Ji Hanzhi's face was about to crack with laughter, whoever brought glue to save him!
Zheng Xiang couldn't help but interjected again: "Mr. Ji takes care of me, I'm very happy."
Shit, shut up!Who will allow you to speak during the meal?Ji Han's heart was beating like thunder, but his helpless expression was even warmer than the spring breeze, he was so miserable!
Zheng Chao didn't reprimand Zheng Xiang this time, probably he was still praising him for a good job in his heart, "Teacher Ji, look, since my brother likes you, don't refuse."
Ahhhhhhhhh—I'm going crazy, why is there such a man who is so sanctimonious, cruel, merciless, and abnormally black-bellied! !Ji Hanzhi's dumb ate Coptis chinensis, smashed his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, "It's not that I refuse, as the vice president, I may not have so much time..."
"Don't worry, the reward will not treat you badly, Mr. Ji." A local tyrant is a local tyrant, and he just spread the core content on the table so straightforwardly, "It's just to help you think about and solve some daily troubles, and it won't take up too much time , If it doesn’t work, I can also suggest to the General Academy to appoint another vice president to share your responsibilities.”
With a bang, Ji Hanzhi stood up!
With rice on his lips, Zheng Xiang raised his head stupidly to look up at Vice President Ji, who would rather die than surrender, with stares in his eyes in admiration.
Zheng Chao curled his lips and asked, "Mr. Ji, is my suggestion good?"
Not a bad fart!Ji Hanzhi cursed, picked up Zheng Chao's tie, and shook him back and forth desperately, he must shake him out of shit!
...How is it possible, how could he have such ambition and courage.
"...Okay, very good." Ji Hanzhi raised his eyebrows, his handsome face finally lost the demeanor he had always maintained, "I'm not ashamed to refuse when Zheng Dong said this, right?"
"I like to make friends with people with good eyesight, Mr. Ji." Zheng Chao showed his white teeth.
Ji Han's ears were hot, but he still managed to finish the sentence: "We've known each other not long, it's better for this friend to slow down. I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you. Goodbye."
Then Ji Hanzhi strode away in a free and easy way, exhaled while walking, and wiped the bottom of his ears, it was as hot as if he had been roasted on the fire!Fuck, this is clearly threatening me but not confessing to me, why are my ears red?I think that when a suitor knelt on the ground and offered a five-carat South African diamond, I didn't marry him!How dare you speak threats?See if I don't flatten and round your stuttering brother and kick him like a ball!
Ji Hanzhi, who has a serious mentality of revenge, didn't calm down his anger until he jumped on the bus. He thought it wasn't for the local tyrant and his brother. Now that he had already settled his lunch, how could he take the bus hungry?
The little girl sitting next to her was holding a bowl of octopus balls and eating deliciously, Ji Hanzhi secretly warned himself, don't make a move, for the sake of face, for the sake of dignity!But face and dignity can't be eaten!
"Ahem..." It was so fragrant, Ji Hanzhi couldn't help but swallowed, but the pharynx choked his throat, and he almost lost himself!
"Brother, are you okay?" The little girl was finally willing to lift her face buried in the bowl of octopus balls!
Ji Hanzhi coughed so badly that his lungs were piercing and his internal organs were ripped apart. His lips were pale and he said: "It's okay, hehe, it's just that I haven't eaten for too long, so I might die."
Fuck, don't say the word "mortal" so lightly!
The little girl's face suddenly turned pale, and her eyes were full of pity and sympathy, "Brother, I have small balls, how many can you eat? Mom said it's not good to be hungry, you will die."
Little girl, did your mother really say so!Don't scare adults!
Ji Hanzhi waved his hands, pretending to be reserved and said: "Brother still can't die, hehe, thank you little girl."
"You're welcome, brother, I'm getting out of the car, goodbye!" The little girl waved to Ji Hanzhi, and got out of the car cheerfully holding octopus balls!
This is wrong, shouldn't the plot be "the little girl stuffed the food into Ji Hanzhi's hands and said selflessly and generously, brother, if I don't eat, I'll give it to you" and then say goodbye?
... Sigh, forget it, it's really embarrassing for a dignified gentleman to covet the little girl's things.Ji Hanzhi licked his dry lips, and heard the electronic female voice announce: "Xiuxi middle school, please take it away..."
He took out his mobile phone and saw that 10 minutes had passed since school ended at noon. Ji Hanzhi hurriedly got off the car and rushed to the school gate.
"Ji Xin! Ji Xin!" Seeing a thin figure standing alone at the door from afar, Ji Hanzhi yelled loudly, regardless of his surrounding gaze.
As soon as the sad little man with his schoolbag on his head heard his name, he raised his head and saw Ji Hanzhi's figure, his eyes lit up, "Dad! Dad——"
The camera slows down, the running speed of the two is extended, the figures of one big and one small gradually attract each other, the warm sunlight shines on their joyful faces, and the background music plays: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat..."
"Snapped!"
A slap on Ji Xin's small forehead!
Ji Hanzhi put his arms around him and said, "How many times have I told you, boss, don't call me daddy, why don't you listen!"
Ji Xin buried himself in his arms and said in a low voice, "Yeah, dad, dad, dad!"
Ji Hanzhi had a headache and said, "Don't stop if you have the ability!"
Ji Xin raised his face, blushing, "Dad, I'm hungry."
"Do you think you are a crow, waiting to be fed?" Ji Hanzhi laughed angrily.
"Then I should call you mother." Ji Xin smiled mischievously.
"There's no milk to feed you, go away."
"Father, I'm really going to starve to death. You don't know how long I've been waiting for you. The classmates have all been picked up..." Ji Xin complained endlessly, and he must have suffered more than Meng Jiangnu. !
Ji Hanzhi really wanted to tell him that he was also hungry and crazy, if he hadn't been hijacked halfway, he would have come to pick him up a long time ago!
"We're going to eat, what do you want to eat?"
Ji Xin smiled and said, "Junk food."
Ji Han's mouth twitched: "How rubbish is it? It can't be in there, right?" He pointed to the public trash can beside him!A puddle of sewage around!It stinks!
Ji Xin rubbed Ji Hanzhi's hand, and said shyly, "How can it be so cheap? Let's go eat KFC grandpa, okay? My classmates said it was delicious!"
It's a good thing you didn't say you were going to gnaw on Grandpa's chicken, thank goodness.
Ji Hanzhi said: "Your classmate eats rubbish all the time, you are envious? I cook for you, but you don't like it?"
Ji Xin bit his lip and said aggrievedly: "Father, let's go home and eat."
Eat well at home, save the money for a meal out of gutter oil, anyway, the things made at home are more hygienic.
"Let's go, my son!"
"Okay, Dad!"
"Fuck..." Ji Hanzhi cursed in a low voice, but was finally brought in by this brat!
Finally, the 28-year-old father returned home with his 13-year-old son, happily cooking and watching TV.
Ji Xin was rolling around on the sofa, and Ji Hanzhi poked his head out from the kitchen to warn him: "Scroll again and I'll throw the sofa away! Next time we'll see where you roll!"
So Ji Xin immediately lay down obediently, pretending to be a hibernating little white rabbit, "Dad, Dad, I fell asleep, so I didn't roll away."
Ji Hanzhi couldn't laugh or cry, he really wondered if this thing was pulled out from his womb!
Wait, where the hell did I get my uterus?
The two had lunch together, in perfect harmony.
"Father is a good handicraft, it must be no problem to marry!" Ji Xin praised Ji Hanzhi.
Ji Hanzhi smiled but didn't smile: "Ji Xin is so obedient, which brothel should I sell to?"
"Yihong Courtyard!" Ji Xin immediately replied seriously, "A century-old store with a golden signboard, your soul will return to it!"
Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes at him, "No need, I plan to sell you into Yingchun Pavilion."
"No!! I'm going to Yihong Courtyard!! Yihong Courtyard!" Ji Xin cried and shouted, spouting rice.
Ji Hanzhi had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, let's go to Yihongyuan."
Ji Xin immediately burst into laughter and said, "Only dad is good in this world!"
In the afternoon, the two played video games together and watched a sci-fi film "The Stories Superman and Spiderman Batman Have to Tell".
"Dad, are they in a love triangle?" Ji Xin asked Ji Hanzhi after watching it.
Ji Hanzhi replied: "No, Batman is a junior. He loves Superman, so he seduces Spiderman and alienates their relationship."
"What a femme fatale man!" Ji Xin exclaimed.
Ding dong.Doorbell rang.
Ji Xin quickly rolled to open the door, Ji Hanzhi was not in a hurry, and sat on the floor to exercise his muscles.
"Wow, that's a lot of Coke! Dad!"
Cola?
Ji Hanzhi walked over strangely, and saw a few large boxes of Coke piled up at the door, the courier at the side smiled and said, "You are Mr. Ji, right? This is your courier, please sign for it."
"Coke?" Ji Hanzhi pointed to those boxes, "Who gave it to you?"
"It was Zheng Dong's order, Mr. Ji."
Ji Han pulled his face, "Move away, I won't take it."
"Father..." Ji Xin tugged at his sleeve, his eyes glowing with gold.
"Your woman is not bad, Mr. Zheng."
Ji Han was still in chaos one second, and was enjoying himself in the arms of Maybach the next moment.Tsk tsk, this leather seat feels delicate to the touch, and I don't know what it tastes like when you lick it.
Zheng Chao looked at his hand thoughtfully, touched it here and there, as if he wanted to squeeze out a layer of oil on the leather seat, "You like it very much?"
Ji Hanzhi just shut up and don't talk about it, what is there to say about such a topic that hurts a man's self-esteem so much!The more I talk, the more sad I get!
Zheng Xiang leaned on the back of the chair and asked Zheng Chao: "Brother, do you have a woman?"
"No." Zheng Chao replied simply.
Zheng Xiang pouted and said, "Mr. Ji, have you seen brother's woman?"
"I've seen it, didn't I just sit under your butt?" Ji Hanzhi smiled frivolously, he faintly felt that Zheng Xiao stammered as if his double Qs were not high, and he spoke like a child.
In the end, Zheng Xiang really lowered his head and looked left and right, "Where is it?"
Ji Hanzhi pursed his lips and smiled lightly, and there were lines of laughter in the corners of his eyes. Zheng Chao glanced at him and said calmly, "Is it fun to make him?"
Hearing his tone, Ji Hanzhi knew that he was going to die, and being with a king is like a tiger, and it was true, "No way, classmate Zheng Xiang is very smart and lively, if you raise your hand to speak more, you can get more little red flowers. "
Zheng Chao said: "You guessed right. When he was a child, he liked to raise his hand to hold little red flowers."
Ji Hanzhi said: "It seems that Zheng Xiang has been a good boy since he was a child." That's right, there is no problem in boasting to death. Thinking about him, he is a majestic grassroots, with one person under ten thousand, but he has tens of thousands of people. If you go alone, you can't afford to offend, Amitabha.
Soon the Maybach stopped at the entrance of a five-star hotel. Rich people also have the taste of ordinary people's New Year's Eve when they eat lunch. It's really extravagant.
"Mr. Ji, get out of the car."
Zheng wanted to take the initiative to come down and open the door for Ji Hanzhi, but it scared Ji Hanzhi to the ground, "No need, I'll do it myself." Otherwise, Yangshou will be lost.
Zheng wanted to stand aside pitifully, as if he wanted to show off but failed, and was completely frustrated.
The driver on the other side opened the door for Zheng Chao, and Zheng Chao said to Ji Hanzhi after getting off the car: "Mr. Ji, my brother likes you very much, don't reject him."
Don't say no.This is an order.Mr. Zheng, do you think you are in the army?If you have the ability, let me pick up soap, otherwise I would rather die than obey!Even more virtuous than Liu Hulan!
"Hehe...that's fine." Ji Hanzhi nodded with a smile.
The restaurant on the first floor of the hotel was empty.Ji Han's dark smile was definitely caused by a series of vigorous policies implemented by the head of the new generation of the Celestial Dynasty after taking office.
"I've packed up the restaurant, so it will be quieter. Teacher Ji, what do you think?"
"..." Ji Hanzhi smiled weakly at Zheng Chao, "Dong Zheng understands righteousness deeply, and I admire you."
Three servings of steak were served for the dinner, and the corner of Ji Hanzhi's mouth twitched, and he turned his face to cover his mouth. Seeing his pale face, Zheng Chao asked, "Teacher Ji is not feeling well?"
"No..." Ji Hanzhi swallowed back the acid in his stomach, and said vaguely, "It's just morning sickness."
"Morning sickness?" Zheng Chao looked at him in horror, "You?"
"Feeling dizzy, I just got off the car, and I'm not used to the feeling of land." Ji Hanzhi explained, just kidding, don't sit too comfortably in the Maybach, why would you get dizzy?It's just that Ji Hanzhi is allergic to steak, he couldn't eat it until he couldn't see it again, the degree of disgust is outrageous!
"The steak is so delicious, brother, I'm starting it." Zheng Xiang picked up the knife and fork eager to try.
Zheng Chao snorted: "Put it down, the guests haven't moved yet, how can you move first?"
Fuck, this kind of famous aristocrat has a sense of sight!Such a strict tutor, Zheng Chao's family is not from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, right?
Zheng Xiang looked at Ji Hanzhi aggrievedly: "Teacher Ji, please eat."
"Hehe." It's not that I don't want to eat, but that I can't.Zheng Chao, if you are in charge of my lower body and the happiness of the second half of my life, I will eat it for you!
Zheng Chao took a deep look at Ji Hanzhi, waved his hand, and summoned the waiter, "Remove the steak and serve some Chinese food."
Ji Hanzhi was a little surprised by Zheng Chao's approach, and wondered if the local tyrant should do this, you can read minds?Could it be Park Xiuxia's relatives?
Zheng Chao said: "Mr. Ji, Zheng Xiang has always wanted to be a host. I hope you can help him more in school."
"How... how can I help? What you like to do depends on what Zheng Xiang thinks. As teachers, we can at most guide them in class." Ji Hanzhi smiled at Zheng Chao, expressing euphemistically that he did not want to be a nursery school Nanny's wishes.
Zheng Chao's majestic gaze stared straight into Ji Hanzhi's, as if he was negotiating, "I know that there are many students, and the teacher won't discipline them one by one. I hope that Teacher Ji will take care of him alone. Simple, not very sophisticated."
Are you sure you are a "simple" and not a "stupid" big local tyrant?Don't make your younger brother a pure and flawless white lotus, okay?Because there can only be one white lotus in the whole school, and that one must definitely belong to me, okay?
"Brother, I'm not young anymore." Zheng Xiang chewed the rice and interjected, "I'm not a child anymore, I know what I'm doing."
"Shut up, don't talk while eating." Although Zheng Chao is a crazy younger brother, he is still Yan Ci, and he is not sloppy at all. "Mr. Ji, you have also seen that Zheng is not a child who will cause trouble."
"Since he's so sensible, there's no need for me to intervene. Meddling in other people's business will cause children to hate him." Ji Hanzhi's face was about to crack with laughter, whoever brought glue to save him!
Zheng Xiang couldn't help but interjected again: "Mr. Ji takes care of me, I'm very happy."
Shit, shut up!Who will allow you to speak during the meal?Ji Han's heart was beating like thunder, but his helpless expression was even warmer than the spring breeze, he was so miserable!
Zheng Chao didn't reprimand Zheng Xiang this time, probably he was still praising him for a good job in his heart, "Teacher Ji, look, since my brother likes you, don't refuse."
Ahhhhhhhhh—I'm going crazy, why is there such a man who is so sanctimonious, cruel, merciless, and abnormally black-bellied! !Ji Hanzhi's dumb ate Coptis chinensis, smashed his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, "It's not that I refuse, as the vice president, I may not have so much time..."
"Don't worry, the reward will not treat you badly, Mr. Ji." A local tyrant is a local tyrant, and he just spread the core content on the table so straightforwardly, "It's just to help you think about and solve some daily troubles, and it won't take up too much time , If it doesn’t work, I can also suggest to the General Academy to appoint another vice president to share your responsibilities.”
With a bang, Ji Hanzhi stood up!
With rice on his lips, Zheng Xiang raised his head stupidly to look up at Vice President Ji, who would rather die than surrender, with stares in his eyes in admiration.
Zheng Chao curled his lips and asked, "Mr. Ji, is my suggestion good?"
Not a bad fart!Ji Hanzhi cursed, picked up Zheng Chao's tie, and shook him back and forth desperately, he must shake him out of shit!
...How is it possible, how could he have such ambition and courage.
"...Okay, very good." Ji Hanzhi raised his eyebrows, his handsome face finally lost the demeanor he had always maintained, "I'm not ashamed to refuse when Zheng Dong said this, right?"
"I like to make friends with people with good eyesight, Mr. Ji." Zheng Chao showed his white teeth.
Ji Han's ears were hot, but he still managed to finish the sentence: "We've known each other not long, it's better for this friend to slow down. I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you. Goodbye."
Then Ji Hanzhi strode away in a free and easy way, exhaled while walking, and wiped the bottom of his ears, it was as hot as if he had been roasted on the fire!Fuck, this is clearly threatening me but not confessing to me, why are my ears red?I think that when a suitor knelt on the ground and offered a five-carat South African diamond, I didn't marry him!How dare you speak threats?See if I don't flatten and round your stuttering brother and kick him like a ball!
Ji Hanzhi, who has a serious mentality of revenge, didn't calm down his anger until he jumped on the bus. He thought it wasn't for the local tyrant and his brother. Now that he had already settled his lunch, how could he take the bus hungry?
The little girl sitting next to her was holding a bowl of octopus balls and eating deliciously, Ji Hanzhi secretly warned himself, don't make a move, for the sake of face, for the sake of dignity!But face and dignity can't be eaten!
"Ahem..." It was so fragrant, Ji Hanzhi couldn't help but swallowed, but the pharynx choked his throat, and he almost lost himself!
"Brother, are you okay?" The little girl was finally willing to lift her face buried in the bowl of octopus balls!
Ji Hanzhi coughed so badly that his lungs were piercing and his internal organs were ripped apart. His lips were pale and he said: "It's okay, hehe, it's just that I haven't eaten for too long, so I might die."
Fuck, don't say the word "mortal" so lightly!
The little girl's face suddenly turned pale, and her eyes were full of pity and sympathy, "Brother, I have small balls, how many can you eat? Mom said it's not good to be hungry, you will die."
Little girl, did your mother really say so!Don't scare adults!
Ji Hanzhi waved his hands, pretending to be reserved and said: "Brother still can't die, hehe, thank you little girl."
"You're welcome, brother, I'm getting out of the car, goodbye!" The little girl waved to Ji Hanzhi, and got out of the car cheerfully holding octopus balls!
This is wrong, shouldn't the plot be "the little girl stuffed the food into Ji Hanzhi's hands and said selflessly and generously, brother, if I don't eat, I'll give it to you" and then say goodbye?
... Sigh, forget it, it's really embarrassing for a dignified gentleman to covet the little girl's things.Ji Hanzhi licked his dry lips, and heard the electronic female voice announce: "Xiuxi middle school, please take it away..."
He took out his mobile phone and saw that 10 minutes had passed since school ended at noon. Ji Hanzhi hurriedly got off the car and rushed to the school gate.
"Ji Xin! Ji Xin!" Seeing a thin figure standing alone at the door from afar, Ji Hanzhi yelled loudly, regardless of his surrounding gaze.
As soon as the sad little man with his schoolbag on his head heard his name, he raised his head and saw Ji Hanzhi's figure, his eyes lit up, "Dad! Dad——"
The camera slows down, the running speed of the two is extended, the figures of one big and one small gradually attract each other, the warm sunlight shines on their joyful faces, and the background music plays: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat..."
"Snapped!"
A slap on Ji Xin's small forehead!
Ji Hanzhi put his arms around him and said, "How many times have I told you, boss, don't call me daddy, why don't you listen!"
Ji Xin buried himself in his arms and said in a low voice, "Yeah, dad, dad, dad!"
Ji Hanzhi had a headache and said, "Don't stop if you have the ability!"
Ji Xin raised his face, blushing, "Dad, I'm hungry."
"Do you think you are a crow, waiting to be fed?" Ji Hanzhi laughed angrily.
"Then I should call you mother." Ji Xin smiled mischievously.
"There's no milk to feed you, go away."
"Father, I'm really going to starve to death. You don't know how long I've been waiting for you. The classmates have all been picked up..." Ji Xin complained endlessly, and he must have suffered more than Meng Jiangnu. !
Ji Hanzhi really wanted to tell him that he was also hungry and crazy, if he hadn't been hijacked halfway, he would have come to pick him up a long time ago!
"We're going to eat, what do you want to eat?"
Ji Xin smiled and said, "Junk food."
Ji Han's mouth twitched: "How rubbish is it? It can't be in there, right?" He pointed to the public trash can beside him!A puddle of sewage around!It stinks!
Ji Xin rubbed Ji Hanzhi's hand, and said shyly, "How can it be so cheap? Let's go eat KFC grandpa, okay? My classmates said it was delicious!"
It's a good thing you didn't say you were going to gnaw on Grandpa's chicken, thank goodness.
Ji Hanzhi said: "Your classmate eats rubbish all the time, you are envious? I cook for you, but you don't like it?"
Ji Xin bit his lip and said aggrievedly: "Father, let's go home and eat."
Eat well at home, save the money for a meal out of gutter oil, anyway, the things made at home are more hygienic.
"Let's go, my son!"
"Okay, Dad!"
"Fuck..." Ji Hanzhi cursed in a low voice, but was finally brought in by this brat!
Finally, the 28-year-old father returned home with his 13-year-old son, happily cooking and watching TV.
Ji Xin was rolling around on the sofa, and Ji Hanzhi poked his head out from the kitchen to warn him: "Scroll again and I'll throw the sofa away! Next time we'll see where you roll!"
So Ji Xin immediately lay down obediently, pretending to be a hibernating little white rabbit, "Dad, Dad, I fell asleep, so I didn't roll away."
Ji Hanzhi couldn't laugh or cry, he really wondered if this thing was pulled out from his womb!
Wait, where the hell did I get my uterus?
The two had lunch together, in perfect harmony.
"Father is a good handicraft, it must be no problem to marry!" Ji Xin praised Ji Hanzhi.
Ji Hanzhi smiled but didn't smile: "Ji Xin is so obedient, which brothel should I sell to?"
"Yihong Courtyard!" Ji Xin immediately replied seriously, "A century-old store with a golden signboard, your soul will return to it!"
Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes at him, "No need, I plan to sell you into Yingchun Pavilion."
"No!! I'm going to Yihong Courtyard!! Yihong Courtyard!" Ji Xin cried and shouted, spouting rice.
Ji Hanzhi had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, let's go to Yihongyuan."
Ji Xin immediately burst into laughter and said, "Only dad is good in this world!"
In the afternoon, the two played video games together and watched a sci-fi film "The Stories Superman and Spiderman Batman Have to Tell".
"Dad, are they in a love triangle?" Ji Xin asked Ji Hanzhi after watching it.
Ji Hanzhi replied: "No, Batman is a junior. He loves Superman, so he seduces Spiderman and alienates their relationship."
"What a femme fatale man!" Ji Xin exclaimed.
Ding dong.Doorbell rang.
Ji Xin quickly rolled to open the door, Ji Hanzhi was not in a hurry, and sat on the floor to exercise his muscles.
"Wow, that's a lot of Coke! Dad!"
Cola?
Ji Hanzhi walked over strangely, and saw a few large boxes of Coke piled up at the door, the courier at the side smiled and said, "You are Mr. Ji, right? This is your courier, please sign for it."
"Coke?" Ji Hanzhi pointed to those boxes, "Who gave it to you?"
"It was Zheng Dong's order, Mr. Ji."
Ji Han pulled his face, "Move away, I won't take it."
"Father..." Ji Xin tugged at his sleeve, his eyes glowing with gold.
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