Tyrant Romance

Chapter 20

""Officials are forced to die together, and the same have to die! - Z Biography's Most Perfect Couple Reality Record"?"

Ji Hanzhi raised his hand and rubbed the bridge of his nose. Going to the gossip edition in the middle of the night really takes a lot of guts. After the big water post with over [-] last time, another five-star HOT post popped up in the hot area, and it became popular like crazy!The most frightening thing was that the person who posted the post was actually the same ID named "Jie Baobao". Ji Hanzhi thought to himself, thinking that if Z Chuan graduates and goes to work in a gossip magazine, he will definitely do something earth-shattering.

My hands are cheap, no, my hands are as itchy as Ji Hanzhi, I couldn't help but clicked in and looked at it, and the screen was as bright as day... Then he traveled through time?Absolutely kidding, but the master posted a flash photo with a burst of brightness to express her chicken jelly mood, and by the way, to exaggerate the atmosphere of the Holy Spirit.

Baby Jie wrote at the beginning: "That's right, even if you do eye exercises ten times, it won't help, I'm here! You read that right! It's all because the master is too stupid, he underestimated the gossip version of the bloody storm, the last rape|love affair The post was sprayed by many people and the master expressed his deep sorrow! But Su! This time the master came to worship the mountain with conclusive evidence, absolutely seeking truth from facts! Follow Grandpa Deng! Next, please follow the master to appreciate the most important part of the Z story The birth process of a strong couple! Applause, Kuaiai crazy praise!"

Ji Hanzhi pursed his lips, and couldn't help but clicked a thumbs up, right to encourage the little flowers of the motherland.

Baby Jie really stopped talking nonsense this time, because she started talking nonsense!Clap clap!One photo on the first floor, seven or eight photos were uploaded in about half an hour!The protagonists of each photo are the same two people, one tall and one short, the aura fits seamlessly!

Jie Baobao frantically posted a row of crying emojis, and began to tell her heart and soul about her bitter candid filming process, it was unbearable to read, "That day, the weather was fine, and the boss was holding a big meat bag on the road While walking and gnawing, gnawing and walking, eating in the middle of eating, an extremely cool black car, that is, a black car, flew past the eyes of the master, and the big meat bun of the master died! Furious, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to go up to talk to him about his seven aunts and eight aunts, but a person got out of the black car! The master took a closer look, oh my god, isn't this our handsome season grass?! He With a noble and flawless expression on his face, Luzhu was so fascinated that he didn't even want the meat bag! I saw him walking into the administrative building carrying a light golden gift box, and Luzhu's eyes were sharp and his hand almost clicked, baahaha! But later Luzhu listened Tong Xie said, that black car belonged to our domineering President Zheng... the master was killed immediately _(:з)∠)_."

After carefully distinguishing the slender figure in the photo, Ji Hanzhi dared to be sure that that bastard was really him!Holding the gift box in such a stupid posture is like going back to her mother's house!Come on, remake!

There was a lot of noise downstairs, because this photo is so explosive, it's no less than telling them that Ji Hanzhi is actually happy!It's been months!Proper dragon son!

Ji Hanzhi scrolled down and saw the second photo, below is Jie Baobao's enthralled words: "My master is short-sighted, and I only found out that the black car is called a Maybach after being enlightened by children's shoes. I have committed a crime, and if I want to be punished, I will punish my master eighteen." The centimeter chick|chicken|right! Then I mainly talked about this photo. On the day when the club recruited new members on the weekend, many children’s shoes were on the scene. A boy like Ji Cao was kidnapped into a black car and never returned! Luzhu Riding alone for thousands of miles, chasing all the way, I saw President Zheng enter the administrative building with Ji Cao in his arms, and he didn't come out for more than an hour, friends! When he came out, the clothes of the President were all different! Hey! It must be Ji The grass is too fresh and juicy haha! The scene where the grass is squeezed dry is a sin, sin, Jesus bless!"

Is this a live attack?At least 90.00% of the contents of [-] are artificial brain supplements!

The fight under this photo is even more brutal, almost approaching Iraq's invasion of Kuwait!

[Big Barbarian Waist]: Lu Master is extremely deaf and blind!What's wrong with the kid's paper next to Ji Cao!Solve!

[Do a pre-shake: Solve +12580!It must be Blue Boy Paper if it is so cute!

[One foot]: The master of rowing!Out of context again!Maybe the tea was spilled on the clothes, and Boss Zheng just changed it temporarily!Such a pure thing is considered extremely dirty by you rotten girls!

[Jie Baobao] Reply to [One Foot]: Brother Foot is so persistent!The master admires it!As the saying goes, there is no picture to say a dick|bad, the master finally has a picture and the truth. PS: Anti-corruptionists, prostitutes.

[The little sheep is so cute]: The master said well!The matter of foot brother's unrequited love for Ji Cao can be done by everyone, no, everyone knows it, spread your hands╭(╯^╰)╮

So this building went to the West to learn scriptures.

Ji Hanzhi found that there were thousands of replies below, felt his muscles weakened, clicked the fork in a slump, and at the same time opened Du Niangniang's search engine, and entered the four words "official forced to die together".

[Official forced to die together] Explanation of the entry: "Official" refers to the official, and "Tong" refers to the same person. This term is mostly used in folk brain supplement CP, which is deliberately borrowed by the official to hype wheat bran.

Ji Han's face darkened, and he had to type in the word "wheat bran". His grandma bullied me with a low level of education. It seems that he is going to study for a postdoctoral fellow!

[Wheat Bran] Explanation of the entry: selling rot.

Just when Ji Hanzhi angrily typed the pinyin of the word maifu, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought, this selling rot is probably similar to selling meat, why is selling not selling!

Thinking about it this way, the whole body felt comfortable, so I turned off the computer and went back to my room to sleep, but the TV in the room was still on in the middle of the night!There were groans inside: "My lord president! My lord president! Please trample me hard! Don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower!"

puff!Island stunt film? !

Ji Hanzhi walked around to the TV and took a closer look, ""My Lord, Please Love Me Again"?!"

Looking back at Ji Xin, who was sleeping soundly with his belly exposed, Ji Hanzhi was very worried. He was really afraid that this stupid son would aspire to marry the CEO in the future, bah, this loser!The water thrown by the married son!Proper blood!

Ji Xin didn't realize it, turned over and murmured: "My lord...well...love me again...how many times..."

In an instant, Ji Hanzhi rushed up and whipped Ji Xin's butt like a storm, cursing: "You know how to have sex at a young age!" If you do it at a young age, you will die!

Ji Xin pouted and didn't wake up: "Mr. President... Please use your strength... I'm not Jiaohua..."

If he doesn't complain about this TV series tomorrow, his surname will not be Ji!Bridge bean sack, no, I seem to have something serious to do tomorrow, what is it?

Ji Hanzhi shook off Ji Xin, picked up the phone on the table and flipped through text messages.

[The big local tyrant has a chick | Ba]: Remember to wear that dark blue suit tomorrow, and I will pick you up and the baby in the morning.

Ji Hanzhi saw his reply below: Understood, Hani, if you can't wake up, you are responsible for kissing me to wake me up.

There was a chill, this must not have been sent by me, it must have been upper body by a romantic female pig's foot!

"Dad? Dad...you still not sleeping?" Ji Xin got up in a daze and rubbed his eyes, "If you don't sleep, your skin will develop acne. What if the rich uncle doesn't want you to get swollen?"

better not!Quickly pack him up and send him to Tierra del Fuego by Shunfeng Express!

But when he remembered that the big local tycoon didn't show up at all this whole week, but gave him a bunch of expensive things, he felt that Alexander, and even his teacher, Aristotle!

"Son, don't you want to go to see the CEO with panda eyes tomorrow if you don't sleep?" Ji Hanzhi raised his eyebrows.

Ji Xin opened his mouth wide, and put his hands on his cheeks like the famous painting "The Scream", "My God, I'm still waiting for the President to marry me on the colorful clouds!" After speaking, he fell down and fell asleep in seconds!

This further strengthened Ji Hanzhi's determination: "What the hell, I won't be a human if I don't take off my bare butt!"

Is it because of God... mental illness _(:з)∠)_.

Early the next morning, Ji Xin was still drooling, and Ji Hanzhi walked over to pick up Ji Xin's little arm after finishing his beige tie, and picked up Ji Xin's little arm, whether he was meeting the President in his dream or not. He alone, not even Xiao Nei's scum left, extremely cruel!

Ji Xin took a deep breath, scratched his little bird with his hand, and muttered: "Don't be so rough... I'll take it off myself... Your Excellency..."

"Shameless!" One of Ji Han's slaps slapped Ji Xin's meaty buttocks, and there was a crisp sound, "What did my mother teach you on weekdays? Boys should be reserved! How decent is it to be like a slut all day long!"

This time Ji Xin woke up completely, sat on the bed and stared at Ji Hanzhi for three seconds, then howled loudly, "Wow! Dad, you pay for my dream! You pay for my CEO!"

Ji Hanzhi looked at him coldly, "Okay, okay, you son of a bitch is getting older, don't you think your mother is in the way?"

As she spoke, a layer of tears burst out of her eye sockets, she was so pitiful and pitiful!

Ji Xin shook the bird and rushed up to hug Ji Hanzhi's waist, admitting his mistake aggrievedly: "Dad, don't cry, don't cry, it won't be beautiful if you cry anymore, what if the rich uncle doesn't want you?"

"Get out, I'm born beautiful and hard to give up." Ji Hanzhi peeled away Ji Xin's piece of brown candy, and threw the small suit that Zheng Chao sent on the bed, "Put it on yourself, your wealthy uncle specially made it for you."

"Wow, am I going to be a bridesmaid?" Ji Xin cheered again, throwing the bird, but was slapped flying by Ji Han.

When the two of them went out, Grandpa Sun had already begun to bask in the big bird.

"Dad, why do we have to wait for the bus?" Ji Xin looked at the huge monsters driving past his eyes, pouted, "Don't rich uncles come to pick us up? Damn, they're going to take a Maybach!"

"Son, what does the teacher usually teach you? To be proud of hard work and ashamed of extravagance and lust. You have thrown these principles into the trash can casually?" Ji Hanzhi educated his son seriously, and he suddenly felt that he was glorious and holy, Harry Lure.

Ji Xin stood up straight, and replied with piercing eyes: "Report sir, no! It was eaten by a dog!"

So children should not easily imitate adults when they swear.

When the direct bus to Taiwan came, Ji Hanzhi picked up Ji Xin and squeezed onto it, staggered to the middle of the bus, half of the handmade suits were immediately reimbursed.

A girl sitting in the special seat for the elderly, the sick, the disabled and pregnant stood up abruptly, blushing and said, "Handsome guy, sit down."

Ji Hanzhi frowned lightly, pointed to the words on the sign beside the seat and asked: "Here are five words, which word is suitable for me?"

The girl struggled a bit, and tremblingly put her finger on the word "pregnancy", "This is it...you still have a baby."

Ji Xin immediately stuck to Ji Hanzhi's abdomen in a cooperative manner, and said softly: "Baba, sit down, my sister said in her stomach that she is tired from standing."

So Ji Hanzhi sat on the special seat in the eyes of seeing the New World of America around him, Ji Xin was hanging on his lap as a matter of course, suddenly he pointed out the window and shouted: "Dad, there are so many black cars!"

One of Ji Han turned his head and found that the bus was surrounded by a circle of black Audis, blocking the way of the front, rear, left and right vehicles, including the bus they were sitting on.

The bus driver is a person who has seen the world, but this time he couldn't help but slapped the horn and cursed: "Fuck, you want to race with me? Who the hell is afraid of who!"

All the passengers in the car were stunned. The driver is trying to play them like monkeys!This can't be done!The eighty-year-old stupid mother and the eight-month-old stupid son are still waiting to buy vegetables and cook them for them!

Ji Xin asked Ji Hanzhi enthusiastically: "Dad, why haven't you started racing? Oh, I can't wait!"

Ji Hanzhi pinched his fleshy face, and said ferociously, "Can't wait?" After speaking, he pulled the window glass and pushed Ji Xin's head over, and the cool wind immediately poured into his small suit, blowing Ji Xin's head. The new one is called comfortable.

Unexpectedly, Xiongzi was still a bit courageous, Ji Hanzhi secretly admired him, he deserves to be born in my 18th year of pregnancy!

"Father! Yes, it's uncle!" Ji Xin exclaimed.

Just now, Ji Hanzhi was proud, and asked casually, "Uncle? I'm still uncle."

Ji Xin was about to cry: "Dad, uncle took out the gun." He was definitely going to kill the idiot Dad!

Hearing that Ji Han took out his gun, he turned his eyes out of the window, but he happened to be right in front of the people in the Maybach who were walking by. He was taken aback, and slapped Ji Xin on the forehead: "You bastard, that one is called a gun? Just a cigar!"

Ji Xin cried, "It was really a gun just now, Dad, I didn't lie to you."

Ji Hanzhi couldn't help but glanced out of the window again, and found that Zheng Chao was not looking at him, but was looking ahead with a calm expression.

Oh, it's the calm before the storm, he knows.

As soon as the car arrived at the stop, Ji Hanzhi immediately dragged Ji Xin out of the car, and the black cars surrounding him disappeared without a trace, and the driver was so angry that he yelled, "Fuck, I'm leaving when the gas pedal is ready?!"

The Maybach drove over slowly, Ji Hanzhi thought about it, and felt that he was still a hero, so he opened the car door and got in.

"Hello, Uncle." Ji Xin greeted with a smile, and was so well-behaved, "Uncle, please don't shoot Dad."

Only then did Zheng Chao loosen his tense face, "Uncle doesn't have a gun."

Ji Hanzhi couldn't help but interjected, "You have cigars."

"You want to smoke?"

"A good man doesn't smoke." Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes, thinking of himself as noble, "I don't smoke." Please the onlookers replace the synonyms by themselves.

Zheng Chao smiled with a deep voice: "I'm not a good man."

Ji Han's heart is broken, this guy is going to be arrogant and lose his temper, so he quickly coaxed, "If a man is not bad, I don't love him."

Zheng Chao took the time to oh, "So that's the case, no wonder I treat you so well, you want to run away, Teacher Ji."

Ji Hanzhi's pure, bright and flawless heart felt a tinge of guilt for once, so he had no choice but to explain: "Director Zheng, you are a well-known person and the chairman of the school. We don't need to be so high-profile, and it's not good for anyone."

"You mean, I can't see anyone?"

"Where, you just don't see people very much." Ji Hanzhi waved his hands and said with a smile.

Zheng Chao sighed, and said decisively: "You are my woman, who cares what I love?"

Ji Hanzhi scolded angrily: "Go to hell! Who is your woman! It's not like you haven't seen my dick!"

Inside the car, it was eerily quiet.

The author has something to say: It's too bad to want Xianggong to divorce his wife in disguise. .Teacher Ji.