Chapter 13: A Son in One Life
Chapter 13: A Son in One Life
The ten bowls of bird's nest porridge hadn't been in the stomach for 5 minutes, and they all went into the toilet again in a rush of three thousand feet.Immediately, he went through heaven and hell, and his life experience was so rough that even Xia Ziwei couldn't compare it!
Ji Hanzhi is the type who vomits up and down. After another 5 minutes, he finally vomited up, his stomach was empty, and his mouth was full of sour smell. Didn't hang up, "Hey, why don't you quickly call your Zheng Dong to answer the phone, and say that it's his man calling, go quickly, the little girl has to be brave to do big things, don't you think so?"
"Hello, I heard that you are my man?" A slow voice came through the glutinous chicken, "When did I get married?"
As soon as Ji Han heard it, he knew it was broken, and the real master was already on standby at the other end, so he nodded, "Mr. Zheng, I'm joking, you know, hehe."
"Hehe, I don't know." Zheng Chao took the time to stop the conversation.
Ji Hanzhi has crazily thought up one hundred and eight kinds of meat | corporal punishment methods, thinking that rich people are too empty and old to find extraordinary fun, so they like to tie up beautiful boys to do something suitable for all ages , No, activities that are not suitable for children, think of him as Ji Han's "boy" who is not good or bad, but also a beautiful "youth", who is completely the target of a rich local tycoon!
"Dr. Zheng, I really didn't mean to make a joke. Don't take it seriously. If you insist on pursuing it, you can dispose of everything except my soul and body! Please don't be polite, let the whip come more violently!" Ji Hanzhi He leaned against the edge of the toilet, panting and expressing his determination, his pale little face was blushing strangely, it's almost pitiful to me, damn it!
Zheng Chao seemed quite used to Ji Hanzhi's unruly way of speaking, he just said: "Mr. Ji, what did you say later, I can't hear very clearly, the receiver is a bit popping."
Do you still want me to repeat that embarrassing thing?How are you, President Zheng Da!
"It's fine if you don't hear it." Ji Hanzhi said quickly and calmly, "Dr. Zheng, I just called to ask you, I wonder if it's convenient for you now... How about taking me to Platinum for dinner?" The last sentence is so boring. Ji Hanzhi himself was disgusted by the shameless voice that dripped out.
Sitting on the leather boss chair in the office, Zheng Chao looked at the documents on the table full of documents to be reviewed, and curled his lips: "Of course, Teacher Ji wants to go to Platinum right now? Didn't he go to the Imperial Garden for a farewell banquet?"
Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes, he didn't want to turn back, and said: "I just vomited, who told me my stomach is too delicate, I told it earlier, be good, let's eat platinum, it didn't hurt immediately, and then I changed it Yu Huayuan, why are you acting like a dog, it really pissed me off."
Teacher Ji, do you know whose stomach a dog lives in?
Zheng Chao laughed, and echoed him, "It seems that Mr. Ji has a very tasteful stomach. Well, how about I send a car to pick you up later?"
See you again Maybach!Ji Hanzhi thought excitedly, the relationship between him and Maybach could compose a tragic love story!The name is "I got hit by a Maybach!" 》, high-end atmosphere, high-grade, low-key luxury and connotation, a must-have repertoire for home travel.
After hanging up Zheng Chao's phone call, Ji Han's stomach didn't hurt anymore, and he didn't feel empty anymore. He hadn't tried going up to the fifth floor in one breath. He just dialed another number, "Hello, Aunt Zhao, I'm Xiao Ji Ah, that's right, is Ji Xin here? Watching TV? "The Eunuch of the Ming Dynasty"? Tell him not to watch it, I'll pick him up later, okay? Thank you, Aunt Zhao."
"The Records of the Eunuchs of the Great Ming Dynasty" is not one of Qin Xiang's masterpieces again, is it?Did that bastard Ji Xin grow his brain in the Tianling Gai?Don't grow up on the bottom, right?
Ji Hanzhi came out of the toilet, the banquet was over, Cui Qi waited for him at the door, "Why are you doing this, you have a bad stomach, and you still want to drink ten bowls. Qin Xiang spends a little money at most, and you at least pay for your life. "
"I'm happy, I'm happy, I like it, can you control it?"
Ji Hanzhi twisted and turned, and Cui Qi patted it up, "Stand up, look like a human being."
"I'm going to stop being a human right now. I'm going to be a fairy. Bye bye, little Cuizi." Ji Hanzhi still clutched his stomach in disbelief, but smiled extraordinarily happily, as if he was going on a spring outing.
A few minutes later, a Porsche stopped at the entrance of the Imperial Garden. Chen Xi got out of the car, opened the rear door and said to Ji Hanzhi, "Sir, get in the car."
Ji Hanzhi looked at the bewildered Cui Qi, then at the cool Porsche, his face was pale, and he said sharply: "Hun Dan, are you trying to usurp the throne! Tell me, where is Zheng Dong imprisoned by you? You want to fool me with a Porsche, you underestimate me!"
Chen Xi was in a cold sweat, "Sir, the Maybach has just been sent for warranty, and Mr. Zheng just asked me to pick you up in a Porsche."
Ji Han softened all of a sudden, leaned on Cui Qi, and said weakly: "Why didn't you say it earlier? It made me worry for nothing."
Chen Xi remembered what Zheng Dong had just told him, that no matter what Ji Hanzhi said, don't believe it, even if he covered his heart and said that he was about to give birth, he still couldn't believe it!
"Mr. Ji, please get in the car." Chen Xi repeated again, reaching the peak state of not hearing anything outside the window.
Cui Qi said: "Are you going to see Zheng Chao? But you have only been separated for three hours."
Ji Hanzhi said tenderly: "During the first hour when the big local tyrant left, I missed him; during the second hour when the big local tyrant left, I missed him; during the third hour when the big local tyrant left, I— —”
"Miss him, miss him, don't you?" Cui Qi impatiently stuffed him into the Porsche and closed the door, "Go and see your He Shuhuan, Ji Yiping!"
The Porsche went away in the dust, and it was so cool!
"Master driver, please turn left and go to tomorrow's road." Ji Hanzhi sat upright and said loudly.
Chen Xi asked: "Sir, don't you want to go to Platinum?"
"Go, idiots don't go." Ji Hanzhi said excitedly, "I'm just going to pick up someone. Good things need to be shared with everyone. The kindergarten teacher taught you, master driver."
"...we weren't in kindergarten then, sir."
"So, you just skipped a grade to go to elementary school?" Ji Han's eyes were full of admiration, amazing, he was indeed the driver of a rich local tycoon, with an unusually high IQ!
Cold sweat dripped down Chen Xi's neck, "I have a driver's license that skipped the grade test, and I can drive trucks, buses, and vans."
Ji Hanzhi looked at the back of his head in reverence and said: "Master, you missed a car model, it's called Mai, Ba, He!" Unique, absolutely honorable!
Chen Xi shivered all over, and turned up the air-conditioning in the car, thinking that Mr. Ji is really not good at communicating this time, and Mr. Zheng is so calm!Absolutely practiced the skills of the only one in the world!
The car drove to the intersection of Mingming Road, Ji Hanzhi called to stop the car, and walked along the street alone, he looked from afar, there was a child squatting at the gate of Spring House with a branch in his hand and randomly drawing pictures on the ground.
"Little friend, how old are you?" Ji Hanzhi took out a dollar and threw it on the ground, and said, "My brother will give you a dollar, how about going with my brother?"
The little boy hurriedly picked up the one dollar, raised his head and looked eagerly at Ji Hanzhi with big eyes, "Uncle, do you want to throw some more?"
Ji Hanzhi sneered, so he took out a bunch of coins and threw them at the little boy, causing his body to be bruised, his nose bruised and his face swollen, he was absolutely insane!
"I'll give it all to you! Didn't I ask for money! Here, I'll throw it all at you! I can't believe that I can't kill you!" Ji Hanzhi grinned wildly, his eyes were red, no good, he's going to be demonized!
The little boy burst into tears: "Uncle! Uncle! I feel so comfortable! Come again, please come again!"
Ji Hanzhi suddenly stopped, picked up Ji Xin, and said, "I won't be acting anymore, why don't you be so cheap to paralyze you!"
Ji Xin pouted unhappily: "I'm acting in my true colors, isn't it a wonderful performance, Dad?"
"Heh, you dared to call me uncle just now, are you getting more and more courageous?" Ji Hanzhi sneered.
Ji Xin suddenly blushed: "Father has a good education, no matter how hard and tired, Erpilian is the most expensive!"
Ji Hanzhi pinched his fleshy babyface and said, "Come with me, Dad will take you to see the most expensive hotel in H City."
Ji Xin wriggled and asked shyly, "Shall we go to open a room, Dad?"
"Snapped!"
A harsh slap was thrown on Ji Xin's cheek, and half of his face was swollen like a small mound.
"Who taught you such an obscene word! Say it!"
Ji Xin knelt down on the ground, cried and said, "Dad, it's said in "So I'm the President". Really, I didn't lie to you!"
Ji Han's face was dark, "Get up, I didn't hit you or scold you, I just lay on the ground at every turn, who did I learn this bad habit from?"
Ji Xin cried and said: "The heroine in "It's the CEO" likes to kneel on the ground and hug the CEO's leg to beg for mercy. Every time she cries, the CEO will reward her with a lot of money! Dad! I'm so envious That heroine!!"
Ji Hanzhi was heartbroken: "You can't be moved by being poor, and you can't be subdued by being mighty. Everything the teacher taught you has been thrown into the cesspit!"
Ji Xin blinked and asked innocently, "Dad, what are you talking about?"
Farke, I forgot that I didn't even learn "Mencius" in junior high school!
When the two got into the Porsche, Chen Xi was dumbfounded: "Mr. Ji, is this your son?"
"No, he is my mother. He gave birth to me, raised me, loved me, bought me new clothes and new toys, and took me to eat...eat...Mom, what are we going to eat later?" Ji Xinzuan asked In Ji Han's arms, it was like nestling in a womb filled with amniotic fluid.
The corner of Ji Hanzhi's mouth twitched, and he comforted, "Son, we're going to eat platinum, be good and sit down, or mom will spank your ass." After speaking, Ji Han pulled Ji Xin's trousers open with lightning speed After a few notes, it was a storm!Gorky will be stunned!
Ji Xin was good at crying, and within a minute, the back of the Porsche was covered with snot and tears, "Mom! Mom, please love me again! Woooooo!"
Ji Hanzhi asked coldly: "What do you call me?"
"Dad!" Ji Xinnuo softly lowered his voice, "Dad, I will never be naughty again."
Ji Hanzhi rubbed his chubby red buttocks, pulled back his pants, "It's good that you know, let you lie on me for a while."
Chen Xi was shocked and confused, and asked, "Mr. Ji, are you... a man or a woman?"
Ji Hanzhi didn't even bother to answer such a stupid question!snort!
"female."
In the next second, Chen Xi almost drove the Porsche into the green belt, amen.
The Platinum Hotel is located on the left side of Xihu Avenue, adjacent to the Xihu Scenic Area, a scenic spot in H City. It is simply the most luxurious place around Xihu except the Xihu Mansion!Ordinary young men can delay marrying a wife and having children for one year if they eat one meal, and ordinary young women can live without a face for two years if they eat one meal!It is simply a must-have weapon for killing people invisible!If you love him, let him eat platinum!Hate him, let him eat platinum!One meal is worth ten thousand tons!
As soon as I got off the Porsche, a sweet-looking welcome lady stepped forward: "Mr. Ji, is that right? Mr. Zheng is waiting for you at the VIP seat of the revolving restaurant on the top floor, please follow me."
Ji Hanzhi took Ji Xin's little hand and led him all the way into Platinum on the soft Persian carpet. Ji Xin asked the welcoming lady: "Big sister, big sister, are your breasts fake?"
Miss Yingbin maintained a good quality: "Little brother, it's true, sister can touch it for you."
Ji Xin blushed: "Sister is really a good person, please bend down, please, I can't reach it."
Just as Miss Yingbin was about to bend over, she heard Ji Hanzhi ruthlessly say, "What's so good to touch, 80.00% of it is made of silica gel. Dad's see-through eyes can see through it right away."
That's right, I am the embodiment of love and justice, Superman Season!
The poor welcome lady was still immersed in grief until she sent the father and son to the top floor. She thought dejectedly, 90.00% of them are silicone, he wronged me!Whoooo!
The elevator to the top floor is completely transparent, and you can see the beautiful scenery of the stream and lake in the distance. Ji Xin squatted on the glass, flattened his face, and shouted: "Dad! Dad! We ascended to heaven! It's so cool! Really It flew up!"
The final moment of ascension has come, ahahaha, ahahaha!
"Little bunny, here we are."
Ji Hanzhi grabbed him by the back collar and dragged him out of the elevator to have a good meal. If he had to eat his life, it's not worth it!
In the revolving restaurant, only Zheng Chao was handsome and noble sitting at the table. He turned down all the reservations on the top floor, just to treat Ji Hanzhi to a meal.
"Mr. Ji, your son?" Zheng Chao looked at Ji Xin in surprise, "It's so old, when did you get married?"
"Androgynous, conceived at the age of 14, conceived at the age of 15, not even called a birth wife, amazing?" Ji Hanzhi lifted Ji Xin to the seat and sat down with a smile on his face.
Zheng Chao suddenly realized: "No wonder you often suffer from stomach problems. It must be the root cause of the disease when you gave birth to him, isn't it?"
Ji Hanzhi thought sadly, you must have never been to school, you big local tyrant, you are so pitiful, you can't even tell where the child is.
"Daddy, Daddy, I want to eat this!"
Ji Xin pointed to a menu of dark red crusty noodles on the dining table and shouted excitedly. Ji Hanzhi leaned over to take a look, and gave him a slap in the face, "Fake, this is pre-dinner mouthwash!" There are seven or eight flavors to choose from for the pre-mouthwash, which is truly luxurious!
Ji Xin begged him humbly: "Just let me take a sip, Dad, dear Dad."
The son who likes to drink mouthwash is so embarrassing to him!Throw it to Madagascar!
Zheng Chao felt that this pair of father and son was really strange, so he watched their interaction in a leisurely manner, and asked: "Mr. Ji, don't be cautious, children can order whatever they like."
Ji Xin's eyes lit up, "Good uncle! I want eight bowls of mouthwash, thank you!"
Ji Hanzhi couldn't bear to beat him up, "This is promising!"
Zheng Chao hasn't been so relaxed for a long time, and the corners of his straight mouth curled up a little, "I'll order for you, if you want to eat anything else, I can do whatever you want."
"Boss Zheng, I'm really sorry for your trouble." Ji Hanzhi showed his white teeth and squinted his eyes, which was very charming.
The dishes were served one by one, exquisite and attractive, Ji Xin gave full play to the level of bread grabbing in the canteen, and eliminated one after another. Fortunately, the amount of dishes served on the plate was relatively small, so as not to overwhelm him.
While eating, Ji Hanzhi suddenly said, "Mr. Zheng, this French baked snail is not authentic. The snail meat is moist but not crispy enough."
"Oh?" Zheng Chao also ate one, chewed it a few times, and nodded, "Mr. Ji has such a tricky tongue. I didn't realize it until I ate the second one. It really tastes wrong. It's terrible."
When Ji Hanzhi heard the big local tyrant praise him, he was very happy, "I have lived in France for many years, so I can tell."
"Study in France?" Zheng Chao asked.
"No," Ji Hanzhi shook his head, "I went to France when I was ten years old, I went to junior high school there, and I skipped a grade to go to university when I was 15."
Zheng Chao couldn't help being surprised, "Teacher Ji turned out to be a child prodigy."
"That's right, a neurotic child." Ji Hanzhi said with a smile, but Zheng Chao clearly saw a flash of bitterness on his face.
"Dad, you are so smart. I also want to go to college at the age of 15." Ji Xin looked at him enviously, "The CEO in "So It's the CEO" is a gifted child who went to college at the age of 15!"
Zheng Chao snorted and asked, "Does my baby watch this TV series too? This TV series is invested by our film and television company. The leading actor happens to be promoting in City H these few days. I can take you to watch it."
"Wow! That's great! Uncle, I love you so much! Wow!" Ji Xin danced and knocked over a bowl of mouthwash in the next second.
With a dark face, Ji Hanzhi wiped off the water stains on Ji Xin's body with a wet towel, and said, "I called Aunt Zhao just now, and she said you were watching "The Eunuch of the Ming Dynasty". Why did you become the CEO again?"
Ji Xin yelled shyly, "Because the one who played the eunuch played the role of the president! I chased him all the way!"
Hehe, this actor has such a wide range of roles.
Zheng Chao was silent for a while, and said with a smile: "Next week, the Provincial Taiwan Entertainment Channel will interview the crew, and then I will take you in."
"Alright, long live uncle!" Ji Xin looked at him adoringly, "Do you need me to promise you, uncle?"
The son is exactly the same as the father...
However, Ji Hanzhi's face was as ugly as if he had eaten shit.
The ten bowls of bird's nest porridge hadn't been in the stomach for 5 minutes, and they all went into the toilet again in a rush of three thousand feet.Immediately, he went through heaven and hell, and his life experience was so rough that even Xia Ziwei couldn't compare it!
Ji Hanzhi is the type who vomits up and down. After another 5 minutes, he finally vomited up, his stomach was empty, and his mouth was full of sour smell. Didn't hang up, "Hey, why don't you quickly call your Zheng Dong to answer the phone, and say that it's his man calling, go quickly, the little girl has to be brave to do big things, don't you think so?"
"Hello, I heard that you are my man?" A slow voice came through the glutinous chicken, "When did I get married?"
As soon as Ji Han heard it, he knew it was broken, and the real master was already on standby at the other end, so he nodded, "Mr. Zheng, I'm joking, you know, hehe."
"Hehe, I don't know." Zheng Chao took the time to stop the conversation.
Ji Hanzhi has crazily thought up one hundred and eight kinds of meat | corporal punishment methods, thinking that rich people are too empty and old to find extraordinary fun, so they like to tie up beautiful boys to do something suitable for all ages , No, activities that are not suitable for children, think of him as Ji Han's "boy" who is not good or bad, but also a beautiful "youth", who is completely the target of a rich local tycoon!
"Dr. Zheng, I really didn't mean to make a joke. Don't take it seriously. If you insist on pursuing it, you can dispose of everything except my soul and body! Please don't be polite, let the whip come more violently!" Ji Hanzhi He leaned against the edge of the toilet, panting and expressing his determination, his pale little face was blushing strangely, it's almost pitiful to me, damn it!
Zheng Chao seemed quite used to Ji Hanzhi's unruly way of speaking, he just said: "Mr. Ji, what did you say later, I can't hear very clearly, the receiver is a bit popping."
Do you still want me to repeat that embarrassing thing?How are you, President Zheng Da!
"It's fine if you don't hear it." Ji Hanzhi said quickly and calmly, "Dr. Zheng, I just called to ask you, I wonder if it's convenient for you now... How about taking me to Platinum for dinner?" The last sentence is so boring. Ji Hanzhi himself was disgusted by the shameless voice that dripped out.
Sitting on the leather boss chair in the office, Zheng Chao looked at the documents on the table full of documents to be reviewed, and curled his lips: "Of course, Teacher Ji wants to go to Platinum right now? Didn't he go to the Imperial Garden for a farewell banquet?"
Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes, he didn't want to turn back, and said: "I just vomited, who told me my stomach is too delicate, I told it earlier, be good, let's eat platinum, it didn't hurt immediately, and then I changed it Yu Huayuan, why are you acting like a dog, it really pissed me off."
Teacher Ji, do you know whose stomach a dog lives in?
Zheng Chao laughed, and echoed him, "It seems that Mr. Ji has a very tasteful stomach. Well, how about I send a car to pick you up later?"
See you again Maybach!Ji Hanzhi thought excitedly, the relationship between him and Maybach could compose a tragic love story!The name is "I got hit by a Maybach!" 》, high-end atmosphere, high-grade, low-key luxury and connotation, a must-have repertoire for home travel.
After hanging up Zheng Chao's phone call, Ji Han's stomach didn't hurt anymore, and he didn't feel empty anymore. He hadn't tried going up to the fifth floor in one breath. He just dialed another number, "Hello, Aunt Zhao, I'm Xiao Ji Ah, that's right, is Ji Xin here? Watching TV? "The Eunuch of the Ming Dynasty"? Tell him not to watch it, I'll pick him up later, okay? Thank you, Aunt Zhao."
"The Records of the Eunuchs of the Great Ming Dynasty" is not one of Qin Xiang's masterpieces again, is it?Did that bastard Ji Xin grow his brain in the Tianling Gai?Don't grow up on the bottom, right?
Ji Hanzhi came out of the toilet, the banquet was over, Cui Qi waited for him at the door, "Why are you doing this, you have a bad stomach, and you still want to drink ten bowls. Qin Xiang spends a little money at most, and you at least pay for your life. "
"I'm happy, I'm happy, I like it, can you control it?"
Ji Hanzhi twisted and turned, and Cui Qi patted it up, "Stand up, look like a human being."
"I'm going to stop being a human right now. I'm going to be a fairy. Bye bye, little Cuizi." Ji Hanzhi still clutched his stomach in disbelief, but smiled extraordinarily happily, as if he was going on a spring outing.
A few minutes later, a Porsche stopped at the entrance of the Imperial Garden. Chen Xi got out of the car, opened the rear door and said to Ji Hanzhi, "Sir, get in the car."
Ji Hanzhi looked at the bewildered Cui Qi, then at the cool Porsche, his face was pale, and he said sharply: "Hun Dan, are you trying to usurp the throne! Tell me, where is Zheng Dong imprisoned by you? You want to fool me with a Porsche, you underestimate me!"
Chen Xi was in a cold sweat, "Sir, the Maybach has just been sent for warranty, and Mr. Zheng just asked me to pick you up in a Porsche."
Ji Han softened all of a sudden, leaned on Cui Qi, and said weakly: "Why didn't you say it earlier? It made me worry for nothing."
Chen Xi remembered what Zheng Dong had just told him, that no matter what Ji Hanzhi said, don't believe it, even if he covered his heart and said that he was about to give birth, he still couldn't believe it!
"Mr. Ji, please get in the car." Chen Xi repeated again, reaching the peak state of not hearing anything outside the window.
Cui Qi said: "Are you going to see Zheng Chao? But you have only been separated for three hours."
Ji Hanzhi said tenderly: "During the first hour when the big local tyrant left, I missed him; during the second hour when the big local tyrant left, I missed him; during the third hour when the big local tyrant left, I— —”
"Miss him, miss him, don't you?" Cui Qi impatiently stuffed him into the Porsche and closed the door, "Go and see your He Shuhuan, Ji Yiping!"
The Porsche went away in the dust, and it was so cool!
"Master driver, please turn left and go to tomorrow's road." Ji Hanzhi sat upright and said loudly.
Chen Xi asked: "Sir, don't you want to go to Platinum?"
"Go, idiots don't go." Ji Hanzhi said excitedly, "I'm just going to pick up someone. Good things need to be shared with everyone. The kindergarten teacher taught you, master driver."
"...we weren't in kindergarten then, sir."
"So, you just skipped a grade to go to elementary school?" Ji Han's eyes were full of admiration, amazing, he was indeed the driver of a rich local tycoon, with an unusually high IQ!
Cold sweat dripped down Chen Xi's neck, "I have a driver's license that skipped the grade test, and I can drive trucks, buses, and vans."
Ji Hanzhi looked at the back of his head in reverence and said: "Master, you missed a car model, it's called Mai, Ba, He!" Unique, absolutely honorable!
Chen Xi shivered all over, and turned up the air-conditioning in the car, thinking that Mr. Ji is really not good at communicating this time, and Mr. Zheng is so calm!Absolutely practiced the skills of the only one in the world!
The car drove to the intersection of Mingming Road, Ji Hanzhi called to stop the car, and walked along the street alone, he looked from afar, there was a child squatting at the gate of Spring House with a branch in his hand and randomly drawing pictures on the ground.
"Little friend, how old are you?" Ji Hanzhi took out a dollar and threw it on the ground, and said, "My brother will give you a dollar, how about going with my brother?"
The little boy hurriedly picked up the one dollar, raised his head and looked eagerly at Ji Hanzhi with big eyes, "Uncle, do you want to throw some more?"
Ji Hanzhi sneered, so he took out a bunch of coins and threw them at the little boy, causing his body to be bruised, his nose bruised and his face swollen, he was absolutely insane!
"I'll give it all to you! Didn't I ask for money! Here, I'll throw it all at you! I can't believe that I can't kill you!" Ji Hanzhi grinned wildly, his eyes were red, no good, he's going to be demonized!
The little boy burst into tears: "Uncle! Uncle! I feel so comfortable! Come again, please come again!"
Ji Hanzhi suddenly stopped, picked up Ji Xin, and said, "I won't be acting anymore, why don't you be so cheap to paralyze you!"
Ji Xin pouted unhappily: "I'm acting in my true colors, isn't it a wonderful performance, Dad?"
"Heh, you dared to call me uncle just now, are you getting more and more courageous?" Ji Hanzhi sneered.
Ji Xin suddenly blushed: "Father has a good education, no matter how hard and tired, Erpilian is the most expensive!"
Ji Hanzhi pinched his fleshy babyface and said, "Come with me, Dad will take you to see the most expensive hotel in H City."
Ji Xin wriggled and asked shyly, "Shall we go to open a room, Dad?"
"Snapped!"
A harsh slap was thrown on Ji Xin's cheek, and half of his face was swollen like a small mound.
"Who taught you such an obscene word! Say it!"
Ji Xin knelt down on the ground, cried and said, "Dad, it's said in "So I'm the President". Really, I didn't lie to you!"
Ji Han's face was dark, "Get up, I didn't hit you or scold you, I just lay on the ground at every turn, who did I learn this bad habit from?"
Ji Xin cried and said: "The heroine in "It's the CEO" likes to kneel on the ground and hug the CEO's leg to beg for mercy. Every time she cries, the CEO will reward her with a lot of money! Dad! I'm so envious That heroine!!"
Ji Hanzhi was heartbroken: "You can't be moved by being poor, and you can't be subdued by being mighty. Everything the teacher taught you has been thrown into the cesspit!"
Ji Xin blinked and asked innocently, "Dad, what are you talking about?"
Farke, I forgot that I didn't even learn "Mencius" in junior high school!
When the two got into the Porsche, Chen Xi was dumbfounded: "Mr. Ji, is this your son?"
"No, he is my mother. He gave birth to me, raised me, loved me, bought me new clothes and new toys, and took me to eat...eat...Mom, what are we going to eat later?" Ji Xinzuan asked In Ji Han's arms, it was like nestling in a womb filled with amniotic fluid.
The corner of Ji Hanzhi's mouth twitched, and he comforted, "Son, we're going to eat platinum, be good and sit down, or mom will spank your ass." After speaking, Ji Han pulled Ji Xin's trousers open with lightning speed After a few notes, it was a storm!Gorky will be stunned!
Ji Xin was good at crying, and within a minute, the back of the Porsche was covered with snot and tears, "Mom! Mom, please love me again! Woooooo!"
Ji Hanzhi asked coldly: "What do you call me?"
"Dad!" Ji Xinnuo softly lowered his voice, "Dad, I will never be naughty again."
Ji Hanzhi rubbed his chubby red buttocks, pulled back his pants, "It's good that you know, let you lie on me for a while."
Chen Xi was shocked and confused, and asked, "Mr. Ji, are you... a man or a woman?"
Ji Hanzhi didn't even bother to answer such a stupid question!snort!
"female."
In the next second, Chen Xi almost drove the Porsche into the green belt, amen.
The Platinum Hotel is located on the left side of Xihu Avenue, adjacent to the Xihu Scenic Area, a scenic spot in H City. It is simply the most luxurious place around Xihu except the Xihu Mansion!Ordinary young men can delay marrying a wife and having children for one year if they eat one meal, and ordinary young women can live without a face for two years if they eat one meal!It is simply a must-have weapon for killing people invisible!If you love him, let him eat platinum!Hate him, let him eat platinum!One meal is worth ten thousand tons!
As soon as I got off the Porsche, a sweet-looking welcome lady stepped forward: "Mr. Ji, is that right? Mr. Zheng is waiting for you at the VIP seat of the revolving restaurant on the top floor, please follow me."
Ji Hanzhi took Ji Xin's little hand and led him all the way into Platinum on the soft Persian carpet. Ji Xin asked the welcoming lady: "Big sister, big sister, are your breasts fake?"
Miss Yingbin maintained a good quality: "Little brother, it's true, sister can touch it for you."
Ji Xin blushed: "Sister is really a good person, please bend down, please, I can't reach it."
Just as Miss Yingbin was about to bend over, she heard Ji Hanzhi ruthlessly say, "What's so good to touch, 80.00% of it is made of silica gel. Dad's see-through eyes can see through it right away."
That's right, I am the embodiment of love and justice, Superman Season!
The poor welcome lady was still immersed in grief until she sent the father and son to the top floor. She thought dejectedly, 90.00% of them are silicone, he wronged me!Whoooo!
The elevator to the top floor is completely transparent, and you can see the beautiful scenery of the stream and lake in the distance. Ji Xin squatted on the glass, flattened his face, and shouted: "Dad! Dad! We ascended to heaven! It's so cool! Really It flew up!"
The final moment of ascension has come, ahahaha, ahahaha!
"Little bunny, here we are."
Ji Hanzhi grabbed him by the back collar and dragged him out of the elevator to have a good meal. If he had to eat his life, it's not worth it!
In the revolving restaurant, only Zheng Chao was handsome and noble sitting at the table. He turned down all the reservations on the top floor, just to treat Ji Hanzhi to a meal.
"Mr. Ji, your son?" Zheng Chao looked at Ji Xin in surprise, "It's so old, when did you get married?"
"Androgynous, conceived at the age of 14, conceived at the age of 15, not even called a birth wife, amazing?" Ji Hanzhi lifted Ji Xin to the seat and sat down with a smile on his face.
Zheng Chao suddenly realized: "No wonder you often suffer from stomach problems. It must be the root cause of the disease when you gave birth to him, isn't it?"
Ji Hanzhi thought sadly, you must have never been to school, you big local tyrant, you are so pitiful, you can't even tell where the child is.
"Daddy, Daddy, I want to eat this!"
Ji Xin pointed to a menu of dark red crusty noodles on the dining table and shouted excitedly. Ji Hanzhi leaned over to take a look, and gave him a slap in the face, "Fake, this is pre-dinner mouthwash!" There are seven or eight flavors to choose from for the pre-mouthwash, which is truly luxurious!
Ji Xin begged him humbly: "Just let me take a sip, Dad, dear Dad."
The son who likes to drink mouthwash is so embarrassing to him!Throw it to Madagascar!
Zheng Chao felt that this pair of father and son was really strange, so he watched their interaction in a leisurely manner, and asked: "Mr. Ji, don't be cautious, children can order whatever they like."
Ji Xin's eyes lit up, "Good uncle! I want eight bowls of mouthwash, thank you!"
Ji Hanzhi couldn't bear to beat him up, "This is promising!"
Zheng Chao hasn't been so relaxed for a long time, and the corners of his straight mouth curled up a little, "I'll order for you, if you want to eat anything else, I can do whatever you want."
"Boss Zheng, I'm really sorry for your trouble." Ji Hanzhi showed his white teeth and squinted his eyes, which was very charming.
The dishes were served one by one, exquisite and attractive, Ji Xin gave full play to the level of bread grabbing in the canteen, and eliminated one after another. Fortunately, the amount of dishes served on the plate was relatively small, so as not to overwhelm him.
While eating, Ji Hanzhi suddenly said, "Mr. Zheng, this French baked snail is not authentic. The snail meat is moist but not crispy enough."
"Oh?" Zheng Chao also ate one, chewed it a few times, and nodded, "Mr. Ji has such a tricky tongue. I didn't realize it until I ate the second one. It really tastes wrong. It's terrible."
When Ji Hanzhi heard the big local tyrant praise him, he was very happy, "I have lived in France for many years, so I can tell."
"Study in France?" Zheng Chao asked.
"No," Ji Hanzhi shook his head, "I went to France when I was ten years old, I went to junior high school there, and I skipped a grade to go to university when I was 15."
Zheng Chao couldn't help being surprised, "Teacher Ji turned out to be a child prodigy."
"That's right, a neurotic child." Ji Hanzhi said with a smile, but Zheng Chao clearly saw a flash of bitterness on his face.
"Dad, you are so smart. I also want to go to college at the age of 15." Ji Xin looked at him enviously, "The CEO in "So It's the CEO" is a gifted child who went to college at the age of 15!"
Zheng Chao snorted and asked, "Does my baby watch this TV series too? This TV series is invested by our film and television company. The leading actor happens to be promoting in City H these few days. I can take you to watch it."
"Wow! That's great! Uncle, I love you so much! Wow!" Ji Xin danced and knocked over a bowl of mouthwash in the next second.
With a dark face, Ji Hanzhi wiped off the water stains on Ji Xin's body with a wet towel, and said, "I called Aunt Zhao just now, and she said you were watching "
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