Tyrant Romance

Chapter 1 Stuttering is a Big Killer

Ji Hanzhi hated stutterers the most in his life, this was his occupational disease.

Once he hears someone stuttering, he will definitely be scolded by him.

"Fuck!"

He cursed in a low voice, uncomfortably pulled the bow tie on his Adam's apple, and at the same time flexibly slanted to one side, and swiftly turned to another corridor. He scolded at the neckline: "Did your mother teach you to speak human language well?"

The little boy hiding in the corridor reading the manuscript was completely petrified, looked at Ji Hanzhi stupidly, but didn't react.

"Ohmygosh!" Ji Han rolled his face, his brain exploded, and he suddenly felt that he was an idiot, wishing he could throw a bomb into his mouth and blow himself up.But only for a moment, he twisted his embarrassing head back, showed a perfect smile in an instant, and shoved the little boy's collar, "Yes, the clothes are very handsome, where did you buy them?"

The little boy blinked his big eyes in panic, and said with difficulty: "...Study, the school issued it."

"Good hair." Ji Hanzhi continued to show an invincible smile, "It looks... well."

Hearing Ji Hanzhi's unsparing praise, the little boy's face instantly turned red like an apple, "Really, really?"

Fuck, this damn stuttering!

"Of course." Ji Hanzhi patted his head, turned around and left immediately, and at the same time opened and closed his mouth, clearly saying, "Fake."

The small episode in the middle can't affect Ji Hanzhi's happy mood at all. As the vice president of the School of Broadcasting and Hosting Arts, he will attend the 20xx School of Broadcasting Arts welcome party that will open at [-]:[-] tonight.This year, the leaders of the Orientation Academy decided to decentralize the power to the student union of the academy. In this way, the burden on his shoulders was much easier.

He still remembered what happened at the welcome party two years ago. The male host had diarrhea that night and couldn't participate in the party. He had no choice but to take the stage and host an impromptu one.Due to the overwhelming response, he made the headlines on the gossip page on the campus BBS that night, and was dubbed the grassroots of the broadcasting branch by people who didn't know.In the second year, the hostess had dysmenorrhea, and he fought bravely again.After two years of holding this title of courtyard grass, his vanity was greatly satisfied. On the one hand, Ji Han was a little worried about whether his popularity among the freshmen would decline this year, and on the other hand, he comforted himself that the closing speech of tonight's orientation meeting would be his own. It's been another year of great success.

Just as he was thinking about it, Liu Wan, the Minister of Literature and Art, came down from the backstage with a smile on his face, walked to the back door, and smiled sweetly at Ji Hanzhi, "Ji Yuan, are you here? Let me tell you, this year's program is absolutely awesome, very interesting." Just wait and see."

"Don't call me a 'brothel', little girl?" Ji Hanzhi gritted his teeth and emphasized, feeling in his heart that the back waves of the Yangtze River overwhelm the front waves, and the front waves of Nima all died on the beach. "How is the host?"

Liu Wanjiao's smiling face instantly turned cold, and the old leader shook her head sadly and said, "It's hard to explain, Jiyuan. The society is dark, and the water is too deep for you to understand."

"Which water? I must have waded through more water than any sea you have ever seen." Ji Hanzhi shot back rudely, "I have suffered so much at such a young age, and the people of the motherland owe you money? Tell me, what's the matter?" , If I can't solve it, I'm afraid no one can solve it."

Liu Wan was amused by him, she flicked her bangs, and said, "Ji Yuan, I just really like your cool, domineering and explosive appearance, but it's a pity that even if the emperor comes this time, I won't be able to recover .Because this year's host was not selected by our literature and art department, it was decided by the higher-ups."

Default?

Ji Hanzhi said: "Isn't it me who is above you? Is it Dean Gan who is older than me? I haven't decided. Could it be Dean Gan who made the decision?"

For the selection of hosts for the annual welcome meeting, there are actually rules. Their academy is to train future hosts and announcers, so those who apply for their majors must be talents in this field, and everyone can speak eloquently. Leng is able to praise the dead to live, and the old to praise tenderness.One year, when he applied for freshmen to host, Ji Hanzhi went to watch it curiously, and in the end, seven or eight new classmates agreed to a flower, and his whole body was shining brightly, so he couldn't look directly at it.When he walked out of the application classroom, his footsteps were all on the floating clouds, soft and crisp.Liu Wan poked his back with her finger from behind, and joked: "Ji Yuan, one day you will be praised to death, our Department of Literature and Art will not be responsible for collecting the corpse." Ji Hanzhi shook his head and ignored it.

However, this year, the branch of the Orientation Meeting did not intervene and was delegated to the Student Union. I did not expect such a problem to arise.The host still has an appointment?So the vigorous application conference a few days ago was not in vain?It's heartbreaking to waste a lot of manpower, material and financial resources.

"Ji Yuan...don't ask any more questions. Let's see how he behaves later. If it's OK, we have nothing to say. If it's low, then we'll all—" Liu Wan put her hand on her neck and stroked it. Making a killing sign, said, "die."

The implication is that even their literature and art department hasn't reviewed the strength of the appointed person, which is really—fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah!Ji Hanzhi cursed three times in his heart, and the brilliance on his face disappeared completely.Dean Gan happened to be on a business trip at this time, and I must have reminded him to preside over two major events at the beginning of the semester, one is the orientation meeting, and the other is the opening ceremony for all freshmen.Now that the first one is in jeopardy, he suddenly feels that something is wrong.

"What about that person, I want to see him." Ji Hanzhi said seriously.

Liu Wan saw the props team carrying the props to the backstage, she didn't care to talk to Ji Hanzhi, she hurriedly said: "Ji Yuan, let's talk about it later, I'll arrange the props!" Said and walked away on the hot wheels.

The deputy head of a dignified hospital is not as good as a few props, a handful of bitter tears.

Ji Hanzhi can't bear others to belittle him the most, this is completely disrespectful to him, I hate it to death!But the other party is his favorite general, so... forget it.

He raised his hand and looked at his watch. It was about ten minutes away.Ji Hanzhi enjoys the supreme VIP treatment, Liu Wan specially asked someone to move a plastic stool for him, let him sit and rest.So Ji Hanzhi sat at the gate of the backstage... like a gatekeeper.

Until Cui Qi arrived, he was still sitting there upright, without losing a trace of demeanor.

Cui Qi quietly stood beside him, pushed his gold-rimmed glasses, and said with a smile, "Isn't it uncomfortable to have such a straight back?"

Ji Hanzhi gave him a cold look, and said in a leisurely tone, "If I bend my waist, I'm sorry for the Armani suit I'm wearing!"

"You should say that you are wearing Versace, isn't it better?" Cui Qi smiled helplessly, "This Armani is [-]% off?"

How much Ji Hanzhi resented Cui Qi for hitting the nail on the head, and replied angrily: "[-]% off! Do you have an opinion? Why don't you wear your beloved ancestral Chinese tunic suit?"

Cui Qi was originally a serious and serious person, but when he met Ji Hanzhi, a bad friend, he became very fond of teasing him, and his bad nature was obvious, "Where did I wear a Chinese tunic suit? Don't frame me, and be careful to sue you for defamation."

"Master of law is amazing?" Ji Hanzhi stood up, gently brushed the Armani worth nearly a thousand, and said regretfully, "A man who spends all day with books is destined to marry his left hand."

Cui Qi chuckled and hooked the corners of his mouth, "I use my right hand."

"..." The deputy dean of the Tangtang Broadcasting Academy can't teach law!There is no reason at all!It's really inhumane!So...Ji Hanzhi walked away as if nothing had happened.

The freshmen of the School of Broadcasting Arts all lined up to enter the arena, and sat in order according to the seats marked in advance.I have to say that these glamorous young faces are really pleasing to the eye.They are all faces that will appear on the big screens in the future, and they are all rising stars.

... are all mine.

Ji Hanzhi thought complacently, and slipped back to the backstage in the dim light of the front row.It happened that Liu Wan raised her face slightly, talking to a thin boy in a baggy suit in front of her.The atmosphere between the two seemed a bit dignified, Liu Wan said a few words with a sullen face, then patted the boy on the shoulder and walked away.The little boy stood facing Ji Hanzhi with his shoulders slumped, and Ji Hanzhi couldn't see his expression clearly.

Kara.

The lights were all turned off, and there were exclamations from under the stage. When everyone didn't expect it, the party started like this.

slap.Two beams of chasing light were projected to the center of the stage, and the atmosphere instantly became magnificent!A high-spirited female voice floated out of the air, saying enthusiastically and noblely: "The welcome party for the 20xx freshmen of the Academy of Broadcasting and Hosting Arts has officially started! Now let us invite the male and female hosts of this party, Zheng Xiang! Yu Jie! "

There was thunderous applause, and the male and female hosts walked out of the backstage quickly, and stood upright under the chasing light.

Ji Han was startled, isn't that male host the stuttering kid in the corridor!Shit, shit the whole thing seems to be going off track at a galloping speed!

Sure enough, the premonition came true.

"Students, on this special day, we met each other at the Communication University of Z province. This is really..." What do you want if you stutter at the first word in the first sentence? !Demolition of Bowing Art's chastity arch!That boy named Zheng Xiang is really insane!

If it weren't for the fact that he was wearing Armani instead of a monk's uniform, Ji Han would have exploded like a Saiyan long ago.Cui Qi was originally standing in the aisle below the stage, and when he saw Pang Qingzhi's little boy on the stage stuttering several times in a row, he knew that something was going to happen to Ji Hanzhi, so he hurried backstage. Even more heavy, as if suddenly aged 80 years old and nine more years.

"What's going on, the host you picked stutters?" Cui Qi asked very simply.

But Ji Hanzhi is very uneasy now, he thinks that he will hurt his friend again, so he must not shake out the fact that this guy on the stage is engaged in special unspoken rules, so he forced himself to smile smartly: "How is it possible , he’s just nervous. It’ll be fine in a while.”

"Really." Cui Qi knew it well and didn't make trouble, "The hostess is quite beautiful, which professional?"

Ji Hanzhi rolled his eyes at him, and asked sinisterly: "How do I remember that you are an impotent man who has been bent over for more than ten years and never straightened?"

Cui Qi smiled: "It's as if I have had hundreds of legs with you, and you have only slept on the sofa at my house once, and you haven't even entered the bedroom."

Ji Hanzhi doesn't have the heart to argue with him now, he treats it as a defeat, and doesn't like to talk to him.Cui Qi pulled him to sit behind the curtain and enjoy the performance from the side.After the two hosts left the stage, they both stood at the other end, just facing Ji Hanzhi at a distance, fortunately avoiding his bloody killing.

Zheng thinks that the kid is really a god, no matter how high-end and grand the sweet hostess beside him is, he just ignores it and sticks to his own way of stuttering, stuttering almost every two sentences.One has to wonder if he has stuttering, the most feared terminal illness in broadcasting and hosting!

The freshmen below almost understood that the handsome male host on the stage was actually a stutterer!It's unbelievable that such a person actually came out to host the evening party of the Academy of Broadcasting Arts, and it's worth setting up a research topic.

Ji Hanzhi's face was extremely pale, he felt that this boy named Zheng Xiang would definitely ruin his reputation for the rest of his life!However, Liu Wan's arrival will make him collapse even more.

"Jiyuan! Jiyuan! Something is wrong!" Liu Wan rushed over in a hurry.

Ji Hanzhi's face was pale, and he looked like he was mourning his family: "It's not proper to make a lot of noise, if you have something to report, if you have nothing to do, you will leave."

Liu Wan said: "Jiyuan, the call from above just now said that the chairman is coming to our orientation meeting to speak a few words, so at least 10 minutes of the last 5 minutes of your speech must be given to the chairman!"

Chairman?Which director?The kid on the stage didn't make him angry enough, yet another Chairman Lao Shizi popped up and forcibly took away his precious 10 minutes of showing his personal charm!Simply devoid of humanity!shameless!

Ji Hanzhi's lips trembled, and he raised a hand, "Little Cuizi, hurry up and support Aijia."

Cui Qi: "..."

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