Chapter 117
Chapter 117
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As if he had stepped on an electric switch, at the same time as his voice sounded, the people on the sofa jumped up, accompanied by Xiao Bai's repeated screams, the notebook snapped shut, and was quickly thrown on the table.
Qin Tian looked in shock at Jiang Bei who stood helplessly in front of the sofa for two seconds, and went around the sofa and rushed into the bathroom without turning his head. He remained silent for a long time.
What is this... why?
Qin Tian glanced at the bathroom. Although he glanced in a hurry just now, he still noticed something strange about Jiangbei carefully. He ran so fast, and he wasn't afraid that his little brother who was singing up to the sky would bump into the door first.
Thinking of this, Qin Tian suddenly realized that the inconspicuous sound he heard when he entered the door, the more he thought about it, the less it seemed like the movement of a normal movie, so he walked to the sofa and prepared to pick up his notebook to find out.The bathroom door suddenly opened again at this moment.
Jiangbei was blown out by a gust of wind, and before he could touch the notebook, he nimbly jumped over the sofa and snatched the notebook into his hand, and rushed back to the bathroom like another gust of wind.
Qin Tian was stunned for half a minute, and couldn't hold back a burst of laughter.
This time I didn't run away.
While he was dripping sweat downstairs, the innocent classmate Jiang Xiaobei actually hid in his room and secretly watched pornographic movies.
It really makes no sense!
Qin Tianhuang went to the door of the bathroom, raised his hand and knocked heavily on the door twice.
"What are you doing!" Jiang Bei yelled.
"I still want to ask you why." Qin Tian leaned against the door with a suppressed smile, and shouted inside, "You are still holding my notebook in the shower, so what do you plan to do to clean the notebook?"
"I didn't wash." Jiang Bei shouted in a low voice, and then added, "I didn't take a shower."
"Then what are you doing, diarrhea." Qin Tian said.
"I want you to take care of it!" Jiang Bei said, "...it's just diarrhea."
"Oh." Qin Tian was silent for two seconds, and said, "I was so scared that I got diarrhea after watching the movie."
"No!" Jiang Bei was a little annoyed.
"Why are you so nervous, and I didn't say anything else..." Qin Tian clicked his tongue, "Did you watch a horror movie? Didn't you just pee? Would you like a slice?"
"Need not!"
"If you don't need it, you don't need it, you pull it slowly." Qin Tian returned to the living room with a suppressed smile, and after sitting down at the dining table, he still didn't hold back his laughter on the table.
Small, still hiding with me.As soon as the hair on the tail pokes out, I know what color shit you're going to poop.
shit······
Qin Tian looked at the golden and soft custard on the table, and frowned fiercely.
What shit, don't eat it now!
It took about 10 minutes before Jiang Bei came out of the bathroom dawdly.After putting the notebook in his arms on the desk, he turned his head and saw the untouched custard on the table, and was stunned, "You didn't eat it?"
"Ah, I've lost my appetite." Qin Tian said weakly lying on the sofa and staring at the TV news.
"Are you tired today?" Jiang Bei went over and smelled the custard. The custard was cold and had a fishy smell. He took the custard back to the kitchen and put it in the refrigerator, then asked, "How about I get you something else to eat?" What do you want to eat?"
"Forget it, I don't want to eat anything." Qin Tian waved his hand and sat up from the sofa, "Come here."
"Why?" Jiang Bei stood vigilantly and did not move.He wasn't sure if Qin Tian saw anything, but Qin Tian must have noticed something strange about him, he was a little worried about what Qin Tian asked him, he didn't know how to answer, and he was too embarrassed to open his mouth to answer.
answer what?
I'm just curious to have a look.
What are you looking at?
It's nothing.
It's nothing, so hide away!
"Come here!" Qin Tian stared.
"Oh..." Jiang Bei reluctantly moved over, still far away from the sofa.
Chapter 109
Qin Tian took out a wad of cash from his pocket, patted it on his hands, and looked at him with raised eyebrows, "Do you know what this is?"
"Money." Jiang Bei said, "A lot of money."
"It's good to focus on the key points." Qin Tian was happy, and slapped the money into his hand, "Here, I'll go buy two clothes tomorrow."
Jiang Bei stared blankly at the money in his hand, "I have clothes."
"Why do you still wear mine all the time? Don't talk nonsense. Just buy it if you tell me! This is the remaining funds after deducting the rent. I earned it tonight." Qin Tian glanced over his head and couldn't help it. Tsk tut, "Why do you say that you suddenly went crazy and shaved your head? At first glance, you look like a labor camp prisoner. I'm really worried that no matter how beautiful your clothes are, it won't be able to support your face."
"That must be a very handsome reform-through-labor prisoner." Jiang Bei patted his head and smiled, "You don't wear so many clothes, what's wrong with me wearing two? Tian'er caught me and said, stingy!"
"You also know that those are my clothes and not your clothes!" Qin Tian stared at him, he was quite handsome, but he didn't pay much attention, sitting like this and looking up, he seemed to be taller.
"You have to wear my clothes and wear them, and still wear my underwear. You can buy some underwear if you don't want to buy clothes."
I don't know what Jiangbei thinks, how can I get rich overnight by saving money on underwear.He didn't mind letting Jiangbei wear his underwear, but that day he wanted to find a pair of underwear after taking a shower, but he couldn't find it after searching the cabinets. I was able to take the only avatar suit that Jiangbei had washed and put away and put it on. It was awkward for him that day, and I always felt that PG had to dye some color when he took off his pants at night.
Although Jiangbei has worn the egg for two years, the egg has not been dyed.
Tsk, stingy money strings.
"My underwear is new. I bought them in the shopping mall at home before school started." Jiang Bei said, "Otherwise, you think I can still wear the underwear from two years ago."
"Really?" Qin Tian stared at him, couldn't help but be happy, "I said why didn't you strangle the egg, hey, what do you think, why did you get on with these three colors? It used to be Aren't you shy when I smile, wishing you could just put PG in neutral?"
Jiang Bei glanced at him, "I am willing."
In the past, he would really feel ashamed, and even thought about buying a dozen pure black underwear to show Qin Tian proudly and wearing them, but when he went to buy underwear, he still chose the celebrity tricolor outfit.
Because Qin Tian would laugh when he saw it.
This is probably the only thing that makes Qin Tian remember him deeply.
During that year, he even thought that when he saw Qin Tian again, maybe Qin Tian had forgotten his face after a long time, but he should remember his colorful PG, and it would be good to be able to recognize him by PG.
Fortunately, Qin Tian recognized him at a glance, otherwise he would have to take off his pants to prove himself.
So perverted.
"It's been worn for almost half a year, isn't it young?" Qin Tian leaned on the back of the sofa and put his head in front of him, hooked his trouser waist with his fingers, and looked in. It's a pity that Jiangbei is wearing his clothes today. A pair of gray underwear, not as cute as a celebrity tricolor outfit.
Qin Tian straightened up a little disappointed, and patted on his PG, "Go and buy a few more, and also buy a three-color outfit, which is very suitable for you."
Qin Tian approached and left suddenly, making him in a trance for a while, and suddenly remembered some unseen scenes, his heartbeat was abnormal, and he almost couldn't hold back a slap towards Qin Tian's face.He bent slightly to block the sofa, pulled his pants, and said, "If you don't buy it, I will wear yours."
Saying so, Jiang Bei looked at the money in his hand, hesitated for a moment and put it in his pocket.
"Why so much money? This must be the replacement of the whole car's parts, right?"
"People are not short of money, so we will take it if you give it to us." Qin Tian said.
Jiang Bei looked at him, and said tut-tsk, "Is this man the man who sent you away with a cigarette the first time he came here? Did he treat you..."
"Hey?" Qin Tian jumped off the sofa and walked up to Jiangbei, "Have you grown taller again? Come and measure it. Why do I think you are about to catch up with me?"
"I've caught up." Jiang Bei immediately straightened up, raised his hand to gesture above his head, and smiled proudly at Qin Tian, "It's the same height."
"Really!" Qin Tian looked in shock at his face, which seemed to be a little higher than his eyes, "Did you steal some food for growth? How did you move so fast..."
"You only eat feed! I eat the same food as you, so I eat more and grow faster." Jiang Bei said. "I'm still young and developing."
"That's right." Qin Tian nodded thoughtfully, followed his eyes, and clicked his tongue, "It's not too small."
These words suddenly reminded Jiang Bei of some unsuitable scenes that he had just concentrated on appreciating, and his mouth was dry, his face was red and his heart was beating.I didn't bother to ask the generous and rich repeat customer anymore, and hurriedly turned and walked away, "Since you don't eat, then wash up... go to bed early."
After taking two steps, I found that I had turned the corner, and then jumped again.
Did not turn back.
Jumped again.
Qin Tian let out a chuckle from behind.
Jiang Bei clicked his tongue in annoyance, jumped up and threw himself on the bed.
When Qin Tian came out of the shower, Jiang Bei was still asleep, staring blankly at the ceiling, not knowing what he was thinking.
It is estimated that the film is too fierce, and I haven't slowed down yet.
Qin Tian stepped over him, pulled the pillow and lay down, "Hurry up and sleep, don't you have to go to school early to get the review materials tomorrow?"
Jiang Bei didn't say a word, he was still there in a daze.Qin Tian turned his head and glanced at him, then reached out and patted the light switch.
The room was plunged into darkness, and there was a moment of silence, probably because of the change in the light. Jiang Bei, who finally came back to his senses, suddenly made a sound and asked in a low voice, "You have seen it all, right... ·”
"No." Qin Tian closed his eyes and said seriously, "I didn't see it, but I heard it."
Jiangbei sighed faintly,
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