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Chapter 17 From 0 to 1

01

Xu Wangzhi got off the morning shift today.

Before leaving, he called Dai Yao over and told her to take care of the self-study class of Class 12, and then write down the assigned homework on a note, and asked her to hand it to the political class representatives of Class 11 and Class 12.

Xu Wangzhi arrived at your house a whole hour earlier than usual, that stupid/crazy guy was holding the magazine with his legs/crossed on the cash register, without even lifting his eyelids, he seemed to have no idea who came in It was him: "Just take a look."

There is also a man in the store, about 1.7 meters tall, with single eyelids, big nose and thick lips, slightly dark skin, wearing a bright orange jacket and jeans, and flip-flops on his feet.The man held a pair of sunglasses and looked left and right, then turned around and asked Lu Xun, "Can these sunglasses be cheaper?"

Lu Xun kept his eyes on the magazine: "No bargaining."

"Oh..." The man put down his sunglasses and picked up a headset.

Putting down the earphones, he picked up a thermos.

Put down the thermos and pick up a set of spray bottles.

Put down the spray bottle and pick up a box of masks.

Anyway, it's endless.

02

Xu Wangzhi breathed a sigh of relief, and roughly concluded that that person was the little brother Mao Rongrong was talking about pestering your boss.He decided to learn from Lu Peilan's method, first to warn, and second to declare sovereignty.

He quietly walked to Lu Xun's side, and waved his hand in front of him: "Sit or not."

From the corner of the eye, he flicked in that man's direction, it was awesome, successfully attracting attention.

"Damn it." The magazine fell to the ground, Lu Xun put his feet down, and sat in a good posture, "Why are you getting earlier and earlier?"

"Isn't it also getting darker and earlier? It's completely in line with the law of nature for me to come earlier." Xu Wangzhi helped Lu Xun pick up the magazine. The headline "Shocked! The boss of the entertainment company came out with a high profile" in the magazine was eye-catching.

"Then let's go back early today?" Lu Xun said as he was about to get up and pack his things, remembering that there was still a customer wandering around in the store, he turned his head and shouted at them, "Sir, are you watching?"

03

"No hurry." Xu Wangzhi pressed Lu Xun's shoulder.

The man came over with a tin of handmade biscuits, took out a few crumpled pieces of change from his pocket, counted them, and there was still a difference of two yuan, while his other hand was still fumbling in his pocket.

Xu Wangzhi could see in his eyes that he would never be able to imitate the arrogance of the Internet celebrity tiger. He said, "How far is it? I'll help you."

As soon as the words came out, not only the man, but even Lu Xun couldn't believe it.

Xu Wangzhi's tone has always been gentle and gentle. If this word came from someone else's mouth, it would probably be contempt, but if it was replaced by him, it would be considerate, kind, selfless, and extending a helping hand to the helpless. Angel.

"Also... that's fine too." The man raised his foot to leave, but Xu Wangzhi said sharply again, "Stop!"

"Ah?" He was so frightened that he stepped on his flip-flops and put them back on in embarrassment, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not a thief..."

"These two pieces were not paid in vain," Xu Wangzhi put his shoulders on Lu Xun's shoulders, showing his dignity as a teacher to declare his sovereignty, "One condition, don't come here in the future, this person," touched Lu Xun's face, " mine."

"God...crazy." The man cursed for no reason, and left with the biscuit in his arms and kicking his slippers.

04

A few crumpled pieces of change are alone on the cash register.

It made Lu Xun think of the crumpled face of that guest before he left.

"It's so pitiful." Lu Xun got up to pack his things, and then took a notebook to count the goods, "Although he doesn't look so good-looking, it doesn't affect my Yushu Linfeng."

"You still acquiesce!" Xu Wangzhi followed Lu Xun like a kid who couldn't get candy, "Do you like him to pester you every day?"

"How could he pester me every day? He came here for three days. On the first day, he bought a bag of candy, on the second day he bought a doll, and on the third day, just now, he bought a can of biscuits." Lu Xun hugged the handwriting densely He wrote down a few strokes in his book, "He is an otaku, and usually spends all his money in Krypton games. He seems to have a girlfriend recently and started saving money to buy gifts for others."

After counting, he closed the book and turned around: "You scare him—"

05

The autumn wind blew through the wind chimes on the store door, jingling like someone lightly hitting a triangle.

Xu Wangzhi hugged Lu Xun's body, resting his chin on Lu Xun's shoulder.People who fall in love have extremely low IQs, and his teacher is no exception: "I thought I had a rival in love."

"Love... Enemy? How can it be?" Lu Xun held the notebook in one hand and the pen in the other, and raised his arms as if in a gesture of surrender. He didn't understand why he was guilty, "I know, this is near your school, don't be afraid Was it seen by your students when they came in?"

Xu Wangzhi let go after hugging enough: "Didn't you buy all my students?"

"That's not called buying, that's called husband and wife property sharing, your students are my students." Lu Xun didn't show any seriousness, clipped the pen to the notebook, threw the notebook on the cash register, and took the initiative to pick up Xu Wangzhi. The briefcase on the countertop, "Go, treat you to something delicious tonight."

"The children will be sad to see your door closed after school later."

"Wouldn't it be nice to let them save some money?" Lu Xun hooked the key and shook it, and as soon as he stepped out of the door, today's uninvited guest was ushered in.

06

"Closing so early today?" Liang Ziyu looked slender in an army green coat, he glanced at Xu Wangzhi beside Lu Xun, his eyes lit up, "This is?"

Xu Wangzhi noticed a strange excitement in this man's eyes, and he turned to look at Lu Xun with a strange discomfort in his heart.

Lu Xun's expression was exactly the same as that day after answering the phone. He held Xu Wangzhi's hand, and it was his turn to declare his sovereignty: "My boyfriend."

How arrogant and arrogant the tone should be, Xu Wangzhi understood a little bit, the little brother who was pestering Lu Xun in the legend was not the poor boy who bought a can of biscuits and couldn't pay enough, but the guy in front of him. Height has...height?

……height?

Xu Wangzhi finally found the problem, why is this person taller than Lu Xun?It's fine if he's the suitor, but considering the tone of Lu Xun's phone call last time and his current attitude, this person is clearly that crazy guy?

"You... don't quite match, do you?" Xu Wangzhi asked from the bottom of his heart.

Liang Ziyu was a head taller than both of them, he bowed his head slightly, not quite understanding why Lu Xun found a smaller man.He sneered, his smile called a cheap one: "Are you a good match? Can you be comfortable together?"

His intentional or unintentional scrutiny made Xu Wangzhi very uncomfortable. He wanted to say something ugly to prick the nerves of this dog guy. Who would have thought that Lu Xun would speak faster: "You little cunt is qualified to ask this question?" ? He made me very comfortable, do you understand the water ** melting? Do you understand the hearty? Do you understand the climax again and again?"

07

Absolutely.

While Xu Wangzhi was amazed, he grasped another important point.

Why was he the one who made Lu Xun comfortable?

Why didn't Lu Xun make him comfortable?

08

"Okay, don't come here to beg me in the future." Liang Ziyu's anger soared to the top of the sky, and he could still pretend to be personable. After all, it was because he had Lu Xun's handle that he had full confidence.

Liang Ziyu was gone, and Lu Xun remembered those unsightly photos of himself. Liang Ziyu's words made him feel terrified.

After closing the gate and locking the door, Xu Wangzhi asked on the way back, "Do you like someone who is taller than you?"

Lu Xun was thinking about the photo, and the words popped out of his mouth without going through his brain: "Could it be that I like people who are shorter than me." After speaking, he realized that Xu Wangzhi was as tall as himself, and added, "It's also It doesn't matter that much, as long as you are not shorter than me."

"But..." Xu Wangzhi still wanted to ask, when a terrible thought hit his mind like a meteorite, breaking all previous thoughts.

09

Perhaps, probably, possibly, Lu Xun is also subject?

So I don't like people who are shorter than me.

So I can be indifferent to the way he looks in a bathrobe.

So hugging and sleeping can also restrain you from doing nothing.

10

"There is a newly opened shop in the back alley of Lianyun Apartment. They eat earth frogs. It has a good reputation. Would you like to try it?"

"..."

"If you don't like earth frogs, you can go to eat hot pot."

"..."

"Or go eat ramen?"

"go home."

"Huh?" Lu Xun stopped in his tracks.

Xu Wangzhi was so flustered that he had never been so flustered when he gave a lecture for the first time in college.

They went wrong from the beginning, didn't know each other well, just relying on the pure affection for each other, in the end, the relationship has little chance of winning.

In the end, they went back to their respective homes. Lu Xun thought that Liang Ziyu's appearance made Xu Wangzhi unhappy, so he went back and played several games to vent his anger, imagining that the enemy was Liang Ziyu's face and successfully won the pentakill.Xu Wangzhi felt guilty for his bad temper for no reason, and punished himself for being hungry all night. At nine o'clock, he cooked noodles in a pot with itchy hands, beat two eggs, put a few vegetables, and put the whole pot on after turning off the fire. Go down and kick the door of Lu Xun's house, the sound insulation effect of the apartment is not so good, he heard a loud "PentaKill" coming from inside.

"Here we come!" Lu Xun threw down his phone and left it for his teammates to finish. After catching sight of Xu Wangzhi's face through the cat's eyes, he immediately opened the door, "Zhi'er, have you calmed down?"

Faced with a scent, Lu Xun welcomed people into the house happily, closed the door, and quickly went to the kitchen to get the dishes: "Forget, don't care about that dog, he is small and can't compare to you."

That day when he stayed at Xu Wangzhi's house for the night, he took out the condom under the pillow and looked at it. The big one was solid enough!

The more Lu Xun said this, the more complicated Xu Wangzhi's mood became, and he didn't know how to tell Lu Xun that he was also the one below.He was moved, and said that breaking up was not appropriate, so let's just waste it like this, the future of the two of them is bleak after spending a lifetime together.Besides, even if he was willing, Lu Xun might not be willing.

Divide the noodles into two bowls, spread fried eggs and vegetables on top, Xu Wangzhi moved one of the bowls in front of Lu Xun: "Didn't you have dinner tonight?"

"I ate a package of shrimp crackers." Lu Xun stuffed his mouth full of noodles like a piggy, and looked up after swallowing, "So have you calmed down?"

"I am the incumbent, and he is the ex. If you want to be angry, you will be angry with him." Xu Wangzhi was half-starved and ate slowly, "I was just thinking about something."

"What's the matter?"

"Perhaps one day you suddenly feel that Liang Ziyu is more suitable for you."

"Impossible!" Lu Xun rested his chopsticks, "Can he make his shirt look as good as yours? Does he know what flavor I like? Does he know what kind of beer I like? He will cook noodles for me at night Can he look exactly like you? If not, it’s out of the question.”

Xu Wangzhi bit off the noodles and raised his eyes that were wet from the heat.

11

He is smug and thinks he looks best in a shirt.

He is confident and knows what flavor and brand of beer Lu Xun likes to drink.

He was willing to cook noodles for Lu Xun in the evening.

He is proud, he doesn't need to look exactly like Xu Wangzhi, because he is Xu Wangzhi.

But the point is, how does he break Lu Xun from zero into one?

The author says:

There is a small easter egg in this chapter, only smart people will find it.