There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

Chapter 170

An hour later, after washing, Jinran sat face to face with the host, staring wide-eyed.

Jinran: "Do you know that most reality shows have scripts?"

Host: "I know."

Jinran: "So do you have any?"

Host: "Yes."

Jin Ran: "Where is it?"

The host fumbled out a small notebook and handed it to Jinran, who took it, opened it to take a look, and found that the first line read: On the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, Yuan Jinran's house was raided, as he was caught off guard.

Take him by surprise.

Sincerely: "..."

Is there something wrong with the producer, who only tells the participants that there is a script for everything after the work has been done-by the way, is this thing called a script?The "script" that is not shown to the "actor" can only be called "the whole person plan", right? !

Jinran: "Who taught you to do this?"

Host: "Before I answer this question, let me confirm with you, Brother Ran, are you very angry?"

Jin Ran nodded: "I'm fucking pissed off, I'm an idol actor, do you know what an idol is, it's when fans find out that my hairstyle is not the same as when I took a selfie, the next day I Weibo The number of fans will be reduced by half."

The host immediately dismissed the blame: "It's Teacher Bai Yange."

Jinran: "...I'm not trying to scare you, do you know that my Jiang Chuan is used to putting a gun under his pillow when he sleeps?"

Host: "So you guys slept in separate rooms last night, Brother Chuan opened the door for you this morning."

The man standing behind the host cleared his voice, and gave a low-key reminder and a slight warning to the host not to throw the pot away as if he had seen a life-saving straw.

Jinran: "Don't mention him, he is also a traitor - do you think his hair won't be messed up when he sleeps? It's still a chicken coop! I really haven't seen it like this, I got up early in the morning to wash it Combing your hair is stinky, opening the door to let the producer come in to take pictures of Lao Tzu's defenseless appearance, it's really poisonous——Jiang Chuan, don't stand there, come and sit, let's discuss, I feel that our marriage has come to an end now."

Jiang Chuan raised his hand to cover Owen's ears: "Yuan Jinran, how many times have I told you not to say these things in front of the children, don't you have a long memory?"

Yuan Jinran: "Let him go, the child has the right to know how his father persecuted his father's career!"

Jiang Chuan: "Don't go crazy, record the program, the children are the protagonists, where do you get so many lines to steal the show?"

Host: "It's okay, this scene is a good grab! Brother Ran, you can continue to add scenes to yourself, it's okay-turn the camera around and zoom in."

Jin Ran: "I'm making a movie that costs around a million dollars a minute, so I need to add a role to myself in a reality show!"

Jiang Chuan: "I've never made a film, so don't scare me. Which film company asks actors to pay according to the time, tell me, take a detour, and never invest."

Jin Ran: "Mystery Seed 7 is not going to be filmed anymore! Mr. Investor, you can do it yourself, and you will save a lot of actor funds."

Jiang Chuan: "Okay, no problem."

Jin Ran showed a vigilant expression: "Why are you thinking so badly?"

Jiang Chuan smiled: "I said yes or no, why are you so difficult to serve?"

Moderator: "Go on, don't stop."

The camera behind the host is responsible for filming this scene of "showing affection". The host almost forgot that what they are filming is just the beginning of this reality show. I have to say that he is a bit reluctant to leave Brother Ran and Chuan Brother's house——

Host: "Brother Ran, the next time you shoot a family-themed reality show, come back when you're free?"

"Why are you here?" Jinran glanced at Jiang Chuan expressionlessly, "I'm going to be a person without a family."

Jiang Chuan: "Fart, will your luggage be accepted? In the afternoon, I will fly to City H with the crew, and if I don't accept luggage, I will wait for my buttocks tomorrow."

Jin Ran: "Who said I will fly to City H in the afternoon?"

Jiang Chuan: "I said so."

Sincerely: "..."

……

Next, the camera was in charge of filming the scene where Jinran was packing his luggage while criticizing Jiang Chuan. The content was so rich that the host couldn't help but worry about the later stage in advance during the filming process: What can I do if I can't bear to cut it with a knife.

Last night, he just returned to City G from his hometown after celebrating the new year. In fact, Jinran hadn't had time to pick up the box yet. Right now, he just needs to take out Jiang Chuan's clothes and replace them with Owen's.

... It took less than 3 minutes to successfully find fun from this task.

"Owen's underwear," Jin Ran dangled in front of the camera with a pair of pure white underwear, "Since it may be mosaiced later, so let me describe it to you in words - pure white, without any cartoon patterns on it , My son is four years old this year, and he has successfully synchronized with his other father in terms of aesthetics: that is, there is no aesthetics."

Photographer: "..."

Host: "...This one really needs a mosaic."

Owen, who was squatting behind the box and quietly folding his clothes, was taken aback. He came out and said calmly, "Dad, don't show that thing to others."

Jinran: "Why not? My son is cute in everything, including—"

Owen's face twitched, and three seconds later, he retracted behind the box.

"Your father's brain is not good, take care of him when you go outside, don't let him be foolish." Jiang Chuan said while striding forward to snatch the panties from Jinran's hand, and folded two stacks casually Stuffed it into the corner of the box, and said without looking up, "Also, I don't have aesthetics? I'm sorry, I received a soft hand when I took the cover photo of a fashion magazine this year. Dare I ask the fashionista, Mr. Yuan Jinran, what international famous brand did you endorse? ?”

Jinran has been frantically flying between various studios throughout this year, and the commercials she has received... are only a handful.

Do middle-aged and elderly health care products count?

Jinran was silent for a moment, and said expressionlessly: "I've never heard Brother Fang say that he took a magazine cover photo for you. Don't lie, the whole country is watching."

Jiang Chuan pointed to the head of the bed with a sneer, and looked in the direction he pointed, and then found that the desk was full of samples of fashion magazines from various countries—the cover on the top was Jiang Chuan, the man on the cover is wearing a high-end suit of a certain luxury brand, with arrogant long legs, broad shoulders and narrow waist, and a perfect inverted triangle figure... On the cover, the man slightly raised his jaw looking at the camera, his face was roughly It was painted with black powder, and he looked more mature than usual, full of masculinity.

Jin Ran looked down at his legs.

Then he reached out and touched his waist thoughtfully.

"I'm the one with the fishing line," Jiang Chuan said, "You can have fun picking up the treasure, don't mess around all day."

"I'm overworked and fat." Said Jin Ran.

Jiang Chuan: "It's okay, I don't dislike you. If you want a mermaid line, at worst, I'll let you touch two more at night, and you can pretend it's yours."

Jinran: "This section of the Eighteen Forbidden, cut it off."

Host: "Just cut to the last sentence."

Sincerely: "Where do you keep it?"

Host: "You said you were overworked and fat."

Sincerely: "..."

An hour later, Jin Ran staggered out of the house, dragging the big box with one hand and Owen with the other.

The cameraman and host walked in front of him, dutifully filming the scene where the black-haired young man leaned over his face and kissed the younger son in Jiang Chuan's arms...patiently waiting for the younger son to smear Jinran's cheeks with saliva, Amidst the giggling of the youngest son, Jiang Chuan said, "I'll take Yuan Chuan to see you in City H when I come back from Berlin in two days."

He showed a surprised expression.

"I've raised Owen for four years before I raised him like this today. If I leave it to you for two months, you might spoil him into a shapeless shape. I'm afraid to think about it." Jiang Chuan finished his sentence expressionlessly.

Owen: "..."

He stopped the eldest son's shoulder as if in a demonstration.

He bent down and kissed his eldest son on the face.

Owen raised his hands reflexively to cover his face, his fair little face was stained with pink.

……

Host (passing the microphone): "Brother Ran, are you looking forward to this reality show shooting?"

Jinran: "Look forward."

Host: "Which part are you most looking forward to?"

Jinran: "I want to cultivate my eldest son into a person who loves life and is full of childlike fun in these few months of being together day and night."

Moderator: "That sounds like something else."

Jinran: "It's the exact opposite of Jiang Chuan."

The host took back the microphone with satisfaction.

The camera was turned off, and Yuan Jinran's family group in "Today I Want to Act" was perfectly filmed for the prologue.

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