dhibooks Chapter 242 Komori's present report.
Chapter 242 Komori's present report.
Wantong laughed so hard, he almost lost his nerve!
"Then she didn't eat anything!" Wantong finished laughing and continued: "The emperor left angrily, but her palace is full of the emperor's people. After a few days, she still doesn't have an appetite, so I will wait for her." The old nanny quit, she was forced to ask, what do you think she wants to eat?
"What is it?" Wu Youwei was also aroused by Wantong's curiosity. What could make Wantong laugh at such a virtue?
"Guess what?" Wantong laughed again.
Wu Youwei thought for a while: "Want to eat sauerkraut gang?"
Vantone shook his head.
"Pig nose?" Pigs are omnivores, after all, and their noses stick out of everything.
Wantong still shook his head.
"Could it be that you want to eat stinky tofu?" Wu Youwei thought for a while, it seems that there is no such thing as stinky tofu in this era.
"Stinky tofu?" Wantong had never heard of it, but he still shook his head.
"Mabanchang?"
"Donkey intestines?"
In view of wanting to eat pig intestines, Wu Youwei changed the intestines of two more animals.
Still not right!
"Then she wants to eat stinky fish?" This was what a female classmate Wu Youwei wanted to eat when she was pregnant. At that time, she couldn't understand it. Stinky salmon or something, it's so simple!
"Neither." Wantong still shook his head.
"What the hell is that?" Wu Youwei became more curious.
"She wants to eat stinky shit!" Wantong announced the answer.
"What...?" Wu Youwei looked confused: "What do you think she wants to eat?"
"Smelly shit!" Wantong burst into laughter again, Wu Youwei was dumbfounded!
"Yes!" After laughing, Wantong spat again: "At the beginning she actually cursed Eldest Sister in the palace, saying that Eldest Sister wanted to eat this or that. Come down, one dead and two dead!"
This was what Eunuch Huai En secretly told Wantong later. He didn't dare to tell the emperor that, for fear that the emperor would really ignore Bai Concubine's stomach and settle accounts with Concubine Bai.
He is also kind, and if Concubine Wan is too domineering, there are two empress dowagers on top!
After all, it is not good for Concubine Wan, there are too many people in the palace who are jealous of Concubine Wan.
Looking at Concubine Bai like that, she was so jealous that she was going crazy!
As a result, Concubine Bai's cursing at that time was still passed on to the emperor to know. He didn't say a few key words, but he said everything else.
Among them is the curse of "why doesn't she want to eat shit".
At that time, Wan Tong was out of breath, and felt that Concubine Bai was really deceiving people!
As a result, Vantone is happy now!
"When I was scolding, I never thought that this kind of morality would be retribution on me?" Wantong said in a particularly relieved way: "It's all right now, but she met the dog raised by Concubine Guan while she was strolling. , As a result, the dog pulled a hot shit, and others covered their noses when they smelled it, but she was drooling!
Wu Youwei was stunned already!
What rhythm is this?
Wantong laughed again: "You deserve it! You deserve it!"
"But..." Wu Youwei said with a trembling smile, "She...is also pregnant and can really eat it?"
"Then who knows?" Wantong said indifferently: "I can't eat, and I can't let people eat shit? Hahaha....!"
Wu Youwei couldn't help laughing either.
He has seen quite a few pregnant women. In his previous life, when his female classmate was pregnant, she loved to eat oranges. She almost used oranges for dinner. As a result, when the baby was born, it looked like oranges!
It was scary!
The hospital thought what was wrong with the child, and the grandparents of the child cried even faster
After a strict inspection, I didn't find anything special, but shouldn't the child be like this?
In the end, it was the vice president of the hospital, an experienced old Chinese doctor, who came to the hospital for consultation after hearing about it, and asked if the pregnant woman likes oranges?The parturient nodded and said that before giving birth, a basket of oranges was eaten every day!
The old Chinese doctor said that the child is fine and will be fine in three days.
So I waited anxiously for three days, and the child opened up, and it really lost its orange color....
Another thing is that there is a cousin who can do it after she is pregnant!
Do not eat a drop of oil!
Do not eat any meat oil, vegetable oil, or mixed oil!
what to eat?
She eats potatoes!
It has to be the kind of potato sauce that does not put oil, stew potatoes in miso sauce, and then grind them into puree. Just mix it with rice and eat it, you can eat three bowls at a time!
What's the use of that?
Can't just eat beans while pregnant?
So all kinds of nutritious products were eaten with potatoes.
The closer she was to giving birth, the more she hated the smell of oily smoke, and she could even vomit her up when passing by the restaurant.
The child was quite fat when he was born, and his relatives said that the child had grown a whole body of potato fat....
There are also all kinds of pregnant women's reactions, not to mention the far ones, but the nearby ones, that is, there are also many pregnant women in Moling Villa and Wujia Village.
It was Liniang of the Mu Guan family from the Mu family who wanted to eat eggs, all kinds of eggs when she was pregnant. Fortunately, Wu Youwei was a generous boss, and the Mu family and his son also had a generous monthly payment, so Liniang wanted to eat eggs on their own. I ate enough eggs.
There is also the housekeeper's wife, because she is an advanced mother, she still has a cup of rich milk with no smell, goat's milk pastry, etc., because she likes the taste of milk, so that she smells like milk all over her body.
But this is a normal woman's reaction to pregnancy. Although it is a bit weird, it is understandable, but the smelly dog... or something...
It's so incomprehensible!
Even if you want to eat a pig intestine!
It's better than stinky shit, too!
That thing is not edible, is it?
Even if you want to eat dog meat, it's better than eating stinky dog poop...cough...
Wu Youwei laughed with Wantong for a long time at the end, and when he went out and saw his watchdog, he couldn't stop laughing. The family didn't know, so he thought someone had eaten the laughing beans!
Wantong's bad breath came out, and he was in a good mood all day long. He led the team out on errands every day, and occasionally went to Moling Villa to visit Wu Youwei and rest for three to five days.
Wu Youwei also went to his Town Fushi Mansion for a few days.
The two lived a smooth life, but Concubine Bai in the palace made a big joke.
This pregnancy is so miraculous, she can't eat without smelling shit!
Adults who can't eat can bear it, but the child in the stomach can't bear it either?
The old nanny forced her to eat, but she vomited whatever she ate. Although Emperor Xianzong had given her some food made from overseas crops, she was different from Concubine Wan. Concubine Wan really couldn't eat anything. Food from different Central Plains will be appetizing.
And Concubine Bai did it at the beginning, but then she really...can't eat anymore.
She has never been pregnant, how does she know this?
When Concubine Wan was pregnant for the first time, she was also uncomfortable, but at that time she had strawberries that Wantong had found for her, and off-season vegetables that Wu Youwei had grown with spiritual water.
With these things indirectly feeding the spiritual water into Concubine Wan's body, the first birth was so smooth.
Concubine Bai's psychological quality is not good, she has a lot of pregnancy reactions, and her mood is unstable. While suffering, she has even more weird reactions.
She can't eat without stinky shit, she also finds it incredible, but now she just wants stinky shit, what do you think?
The old mother was also helpless, and went to report to the Queen Mother Zhou: "This old servant served your third child in the palace, and the other two nobles' second child. I have never seen anything like this!"
"She really wants to...eat stinky shit?" Queen Mother Zhou was also confused.
"This pregnant person is full of strange things." The old mother said, "It's okay for her not to eat or drink like this!"
The Empress Dowager Zhou shook her body, wanting to laugh, but this is not a matter of laughing: "Then... can't you really let her eat?"
The old mama also wanted to laugh, but she held back: "You can't eat it, should you smell it? Otherwise, you won't be able to eat it. My lord can bear it, and the dragon fetus is not good either?"
Compared with the dragon fetus, Concubine Bai is nothing.
Of course, the Empress Dowager Zhou also understood that although Concubine Wan also had a son, she really didn't want Concubine Wan to have a son. Concubine Bai had a qualified background anyway!
The emperor needs a man, the imperial family needs an heir, and the Ming Dynasty needs a crown prince.
As for Concubine Wan, her background and age are her biggest flaws.
The 17-year-old woman was beaten by the emperor, and the son Kong was born...
The royal family has enough criticism because of the change of the civil castle, and there is no need to add more oil and vinegar.
"Smell?" The Empress Dowager Zhou couldn't help laughing: "Then how does it smell?"
"Find someone...cough cough...the handkerchief is wrapped, smell it when you eat, or when you think about it...well." Can...can show...
"This matter...you can decide, you are an experienced person." The Empress Dowager Zhou said with a smile: "When I was pregnant with Chongqing, I still wanted to eat pickled vegetables!"
"Princess Chongqing had a hard time at that time, and it can't be compared with now." The old mother sighed.
Princess Chongqing was conceived when the Empress Dowager Zhou was still a dispensable nobleman in the Emperor Yingzong's harem. Because of her pregnancy, she was promoted to be a beauty and gave birth to the Yingzong's second daughter, who became a concubine.
After the eldest son of the emperor was born, she was promoted to concubine. After the change of Tumubao, she lived a hard life.
After the restoration of Yingzong, she was named a noble concubine, a noble concubine of Zhou, and did not officially become the empress dowager until Emperor Xianzong came to the throne.
The two thought about the past for a while, and then the old lady withdrew.
The Empress Dowager Zhou was left alone, looking at the several pots of peony flowers competing for beauty in the room.
The peony flowers that were not qualified to be placed in the house before, are now cultivated and bloomed at this time and sent to her...
And when the old mother returned to Concubine Bai, people really found stinky shit, wrapped it in a handkerchief with no embroidery and no incense, and put it in Concubine Bai's sleeve. Fortunately, it was because the weather was cold at this time. He also wears a lot of clothes, and a wide cloak can cover up the embarrassment.
But in this palace, which woman is simple?Even if it is simple, but a woman is strong as a mother. How many people did Concubine Bai harm?
Can these women let her go?
Although there are concealments, there is no impenetrable wall in this world, and the people in Concubine Bai's palace went to get the shit of a dog raised by Concubine Guan...
Concubine Guan is pregnant and has a miscarriage, can she not know who did it?
There are no secrets in the palace, besides, the Empress Dowager Zhou has no intention of helping Concubine Bai to hide it.
Of course, the old mother is not too troublesome, she knows that Queen Mother Zhou doesn't like Concubine Bo, and Concubine Bo didn't respect Queen Mother Zhou very much in the beginning, what she respects is Queen Mother Qian who is the aunt.
It turned out that Empress Dowager Qian was useless in front of the emperor, so she switched to Empress Dowager Zhou. Unfortunately, Empress Dowager Zhou didn't like her from the beginning.
So even though Concubine Bai was pregnant, Queen Mother Zhou relied on her son, not her grandson who had no shadow, so Queen Mother Zhou didn't even think about protecting her.
So word spread in the palace that everyone was very strange when they saw Concubine Bai, so that Concubine Bai didn't want to go out after going out a few times, the eyes of these people made her thorn in the back.
So she was honest, the gossip in the palace made her even reluctant to leave her own palace.
Not to mention looking for other people's troubles.
Wan Zhen'er was pregnant and could not serve Emperor Xianzong. In addition, Wan Zhen'er always felt that having more children would bring more blessings, so she persuaded Emperor Xianzong, and Emperor Xianzong gave the women in the harem a "smooth in the rain and dew." ".
Within three months, two low-ranking beauties in the palace were also pregnant...
The Empress Dowager Zhou knew that this was the result of Wan Zhener persuading the emperor, so she specially rewarded Wan Zhener with a pair of vermilion coral bonsai.
The queen also rewarded Wan Zhener with a pair of gold bead earrings.
For a while, the palace also respected Wan Zhen'er, a low-key Concubine Wan.