The years when I was not the protagonist

Chapter 346

This is an underground palace, and the architectural design style is from the pre-Qin period.

Entering from the aisle like the tomb passage, murals dance on it vividly.

The mural tells the story of an emperor seeking longevity, but the painting style is extremely weird.

In one of the paintings, a ferocious and strange humanoid creature walked out of a bronze stone gate and gave the emperor of the world an elixir of longevity.

After the emperor swallowed it, he immediately turned into a strange figure with a soft and boneless body, and followed that kind of human creature into the bronze gate.

"Is this the fairy god that this world believed in before?" Gu Chuan muttered to himself, and the last emperor who followed into the bronze gate did not know if he had lived forever.

Gu Chuan was followed by a young man with a palm-sized old-fashioned cassette player on his waist. The young man replied, "That's right, these little bastards are the gods of this world, but now that the spirit of the world has lost, they can no longer interfere in this world."

Gu Chuan didn't listen to his words seriously at all, but set his eyes on the old-fashioned cassette player, which always seemed familiar.

He looked forward again, but he didn't notice that the second person in front of him was actually holding a black wooden stick in his hand, like a western magic wand.

"You, you guys." Gu Chuan's eyes widened suddenly, maybe those two came out.

Gu Chuan was still in surprise, and before he could say anything, the young man with the cassette player immediately said, "Hey! You lost your mind, pick it up quickly."

The black lines on Gu Chuan's forehead, needless to say, are undoubtedly those two scumbags.

……

Not long after Gu Chuan and the others left at the headquarters of the night watchman, two young men who were naked except for a pair of underpants, and the underpants were put on their heads were suddenly found in a corner.

"Isn't this Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi? Shouldn't the two of them go to Midi? How could they be knocked out and thrown here?"

Someone on night duty felt that the situation was serious and immediately reported the situation to their superiors.

Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi were ashamed for a while, they clearly had underpants on their heads, and how did these people distinguish us.

It reminded the duo of those two weird guys, one in a sheet with two CDs on his head.

The other was waving a thermometer in his hand. The same thing was that both of them were wearing blue and white hospital gowns. I don't know which mental hospital didn't take good care of them and ran out to harm others.

Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi recalled the unbearable scene not long ago, when they were going to the toilet together.

"Don't move, rob." Two hard objects suddenly hit the lower backs of the two, and the two immediately changed expression and quickly raised their hands.

"Second, the two heroes are merciful. I understand the truth. If you lose money, you can make money. If you lose your life, you will lose it. I have money in my pocket, and I will give it to you."

"Ah bah, who said we are going to rob money, take off all your clothes."

The two of them suddenly panicked, this, this, there are still people trembling in broad daylight.

"Two, two good guys, can you be gentle later?" The two of them took off their clothes, leaned on the wall with both hands, and shed heartbroken tears. It's nothing to be kicked for sex, as long as they can survive, let them fencing.

Just when the two of them closed their eyes and prepared to endure the humiliation, the expected thing did not happen.

"Anyway, the lower body is about the same length. Put your pants on your head, and no one will recognize you later." After the voice finished speaking, the two of them passed out.

But the two gangsters didn't expect that even if they covered their faces with their pants, they would be recognized through their lower body. A group of people were still commenting with relish, and the two of them were almost dead.

……

The situation of Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi was immediately reported layer by layer, but there was no signal in the underground palace at all, so we had to send someone to stop it quickly, and we couldn't let the two outsiders waste the precious quota.

Zhang Zhi, who was leading the way, saw that "Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi" tended to talk to Gu Chuan, and immediately shouted in a strict voice: "Zeng Gu, Chang Mingzhi, what are you two doing? Don't forget your mission, and don't casually talk to strangers."

Deng Binbin glanced at Gu Chuan full of air and provocation, the meaning is self-evident, look, I am someone who is taken care of, after entering the secret place, you will become a lonely person.

Unexpectedly, "Chang Ming Zhi" suddenly replied loudly: "Yes, Team Zhang, Zeng Gu and I will definitely isolate Gu Chuan after we enter the secret land, and turn Deng Binbin into a natural disaster-level powerhouse."

puff~

Gu Chuan couldn't help but burst out laughing, and looked at Zhang Zhi and Deng Binbin who had a bad face in embarrassment.

The veins on Zhang Zhi's forehead were bulging, and his fists were creaking. These two guys are usually very clever, so why did they say everything he ordered last night today?Don't you know how to maintain the majesty of the chief?

However, the abnormality of "Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi" also made him see something wrong, so he tentatively asked them a question.

"Ghost masters should not be afraid of powerful enemies, but be brave and diligent." This is the first half of the night watchman's slogan, and apart from Gu Chuan, even Deng Binbin knows it.

"Zeng Gu" rolled his eyes, and suddenly replied: "Odds change and even don't change, the symbols look at the quadrant."

Zhang Zhi's eyes changed instantly, and the whole person paused.

"No, no, it should be nodding YEA, shaking your head NO, and saying hello."

"Chang Mingzhi" didn't seem to notice the subtle atmosphere, and was still thinking hard about the code.

Zhang Zhi turned around quickly and passed by, black air surged in the passage, and a huge mouth appeared behind Zhang Zhi.

"Tell me, who are you, dare to pretend to be our night watchmen, where are the real Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi?"

Seeing that things were brought to light, the two could only reveal their true colors.

"Zeng Gu" unhurriedly pressed the cassette player on his waist, and a burst of background music came.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp..."

"Leverage leverage ~ leverage leverage leverage leverage leverage..."

It turned out to be the theme song of Journey to the West.

"Damn it, it was discovered by you."

"Who are you?" Zhang Zhi was about to strike.

"Zeng Gu and Chang Mingzhi" appeared in a puff of black smoke, and they sang along and sang in a leisurely manner.

"Since you asked the question sincerely."

"Then I will answer you mercifully."

"To prevent the world from being destroyed."

"To protect world peace."

"To carry out love and true evil."

"Lovely and charming villain."

"The armored warrior is here."

"The Black Demon Immortal has arrived."

"The duo who protect world peace."

"White hole, white tomorrow is waiting for us."

After speaking, the two of them posed for a place in the middle, and looked at Gu Chuan.

What a shame, Tani Chuan decisively refused.

But seeing the expectant eyes of the two of them, Gu Chuan couldn't bear to refuse, so he cooperated with the two of them, stood in the middle, and said helplessly, "That's it~"