The president is dying every day

Chapter 61 When Will You Live Together?

Ren Chuan spoke first, "Juliet is my son!"

Jiang Huan also said, "Romeo is my daughter!"

Ren Chuan was surprised, "What is the name of the female parrot Romeo!"

Jiang Huan asked him back, "What's the name of the male parrot, Juliet!"

Ren Chuan was so angry that he ignored Jiang Huan, turned to see his son, and coaxed him to eat something.

Jiang Huan dawdled behind Ren Chuan, cautiously like a thief, approached little by little, and leaned into Ren Chuan's ear, his words were full of overtones, "Then what...Romeo and Juliet...a perfect match..."

Ren Chuan got angry, "Then don't think I don't know that Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy! Who the hell are you cursing!"

He looked at Juliet, "My son can't die, he has to live a long life."

Jiang Huan choked back all his love words, and in Ren Chuan's eyes, he was no match for a parrot.

Wronged.

Juliet and Romeo, one with a shy face and the other with a cold face, don't fall in love at first sight like in the drama.

Ren Chuan stretched out his hand to the birdcage, "Then what, I'll take them back to cultivate their relationship."

"Wait!" Jiang Huan held down his hand, "Why did you bring it back!"

"Juliet is my bird!" Ren Chuan yelled, "Marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog!"

Jiang Huan was not convinced anymore, "Did I say I want to get married?"

Ren Chuan became even more angry, "How dare you look down on my Juliet!"

Jiang Huan looked at him leisurely, pretended to be a wolf with a big tail, raised his chin, and looked proud, "My daughter, I only want to marry but not marry."

The two of them confronted each other, their eyes met in mid-air, and sparks were sparking.

Ren Chuan didn't let Jiang Huan hold it, and shouted, "Do you think we can't live without your Romeo! Birds with two legs are everywhere!"

He opened the cage and wanted to take Juliet away, but Juliet let out a cry like a pig being killed, flapped her wings, and bit Ren Chuan's finger hard.

Ren Chuan was in pain, "Hiss—!"

He quickly withdrew his hand, his finger was already bleeding, Jiang Huan couldn't see it well, and hurriedly put Ren Chuan's finger in his mouth.

"Hey——" it was too late for Ren Chuan to stop, a blush appeared on his fair face, and he lost the confidence to speak just now, "What are you doing..."

Jiang Huan's action was completely subconscious, he didn't even think about whether it was suitable, he was a little embarrassed, his lips left Ren Chuan's finger, but he still held his hand, "I..."

The voice was not very loud, and the reason was not sufficient, "...disinfection."

Ren Chuan snorted, "I still think the bird's beak is cleaner."

Jiang Huan dragged him and searched the medicine box in the living room, "I'm also in a hurry, so I can't say something nice."

Fortunately, there was everything in the medicine box. Jiang Huan picked up a cotton swab, dipped it in iodine, and disinfected Ren Chuan's fingers.

The iodine entered the wound, and it hurt a little, Ren Chuan frowned, "Be gentle."

"Ancestor, it's light enough." Jiang Huan was afraid that he would hurt, so he had already relaxed his strength, "It's because your skin is too tender. Romeo bit me too, but it never bleeds."

Suddenly there was nothing to talk about, and they became quiet again, and the feeling of entanglement between them came again.

Ren Chuan didn't like this kind of atmosphere very much, so he took the initiative to say, "Juliet doesn't want to leave, so I'll leave her here."

Jiang Huan not only wanted to raise Ren Chuan's bird, but also wanted to raise him himself, and he agreed decisively, "Okay."

Ren Chuan set the rules for him, "Then you can't bully it. Three meals a day must be nuts, drink water must be Perrier, and play with toys with it. A good bird can't be stupid."

"Yes." Jiang Huan was patient, and agreed to each of them, "Okay."

Ren Chuan was still worried, and the son he was holding in his hand was about to leave him, "I'll come and see it after get off work, and I'm the only one to ask if it loses a feather."

Jiang Huan just wanted to use the bird to trick Ren Chuan's people over, "Don't worry, I promise to take good care of you."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jiang Huan gave out the key to his house, "You keep this, if I'm not at home at night, you can come in and feed the birds."

Ren Chuan rang out the voice he heard at Jiang Huan's house last time, "Dear, there are other people in Jiang Huan's house, so it seems not good to come in by himself, "That's... no need."

"Take it." Jiang Huan forced it to him, "Who can guarantee that nothing happens."

Ren Chuan reluctantly nodded, but said yes first, "You clean yourself up, and don't let me run into any dirty things."

"No." Jiang Huanjie is very self-contained, so he has no such reason. He looked at Ren Chuan, a little aggressive, "Then your family...""

"No." Ren Chuancai refused, "You don't want to enter my house."

Don't worry, Jiang Huan is confident that sooner or later he will be able to enter the room.

He stood up, wanting to stay with Ren Chuan for a while longer, "Then what, let me show you around."

Ren Chuan wondered, "Is this necessary?"

Jiang Huan hurriedly found a reason, "What if your toilet is blocked and you come to my house to borrow the toilet? You have to know where it is."

Ren Chuan followed Jiang Huan, looked at his stinking fart, and said it was a visit to the house, rather it was an antique fair. Even the closet was opened, and Ren Chuan insisted on looking at the few limited edition clothes with signature embroidery.

Ren Chuan saw the problem at once.

There are two extremes in Jiang Huan's wardrobe, one is luxury and high-end goods, and the other is Taobao parallel imports.

Ren Chuan figured it out, this is just waiting for him!

Jiang Huan is so fucking scheming!

"How is it?" Jiang Huan didn't know anything about all this, and he was still flattered, like a big silly dragon showing off his treasure, "Isn't it very tasteful?"

"Yeah——" Ren Chuan smiled, and then slapped him across the face, "Get out——!"

After finishing speaking, only a haughty back was left behind, and he just left.

Jiang Huan really didn't know what he did wrong, he was beaten for no reason, and he covered his face like a fucking grievance.

After a pause, he pressed the earphones in his ears, and asked AI: "Baidu search, what should I do if my uncle is here?"

AI intelligently inquired for a while, and replied: "Family should give the man more care, encouragement and support, and tolerate his temper. Strengthen exercise to enhance physical fitness. More communication and psychological adjustment are very important. In addition, during the "period" period, men should learn to reduce stress by themselves. Stress, relax. Talk about more positive and beneficial topics.”

Jiang Huan nodded thoughtfully, learned.

After work, Ren Chuan came to Jiang Huan's house first to see how Juliet was doing and whether she had a good meal.

Open the door with the key given by Jiang Huan, and saw Jiang Huan sitting in the living room with a serious face, as if waiting for him to come back.

Ren Chuan was a little puzzled and panicked, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Huan stared at him for a long time, then suddenly asked: "Why do you say the sun rises from the east?"

Ren Chuan: "???"

Jiang Huan went on to say: "Why are the flowers so red, why are the grass so green, why do elementary school students go to school every day with their schoolbags on their backs?"

Ren Chuan took out his mobile phone, and comforted Jiang Huan first, "Wait, I'll find someone to answer your question."

He turned around and secretly called, "Hello? A mental hospital?"

When the doctors and nurses broke into the house, Jiang Huan was in a daze, wait, how did this happen!

He declared himself, "I'm not mentally ill!"

He wanted to explain clearly, "I just thought you came to be my uncle, so..."

"Listen." Ren Chuan looked at the doctor, "I thought people would come to my uncle, this must be serious."

Jiang Huan: "..."

At night, I have to go to a mental hospital, really drunk.

Jiang Huan could no longer prove his innocence with his mouth, and let the doctors and nurses examine him. When his limbs were bound, he panicked, "What is this for?"

"Relax." Ren Chuan grabbed his fingertips, "Doctors and nurses are very gentle, don't be afraid."

Jiang Huan was afraid, "I'm really not sick!"

"Look!" Ren Chuan looked at the doctor, "The more you say that, the more serious it becomes!"

Jiang Huan was speechless for a moment, and he began to struggle violently, "Then I have... no, I'm a normal person! Let me go!"

"Look!" Ren Chuan almost couldn't hold him back, "I'm sick, I'm sick!"

The restraint belt was almost broken by Jiang Huan. The doctor had to give him a diazepam injection for safety reasons, and Jiang Huan fell asleep immediately.

Two hours later, the inspection results came out.

The doctor observed the report, "According to my experience, the situation is not serious, does not constitute a social danger, and does not require hospitalization."

"Really?" Ren Chuan was still a little suspicious, "There's nothing hidden about it? Doctor, look carefully."

"Really." The doctor looked at him. "If he has long-term symptoms such as speaking incorrectly, mania, etc., the family may have to work harder and take good care of him."

Although Ren Chuan was not Jiang Huan's family member, he volunteered to take on the job, "Okay, thank you doctor."

Jiang Huan was lying on the hospital bed, accompanied by Ren Chuan. When he was bored, he sized him up. Although he was a dog inside, he did have a beautiful skin.

Who would have thought that a well-behaved person is actually sick.

Ren Chuan sighed, things are impermanent.

About half an hour later, the effect of the medicine wore off, Jiang Huan's eyelids trembled twice, and he opened his eyes.

Ren Chuan leaned up gently and stroked his forehead, "Is there any discomfort?"

I just got slapped by Ren Chuan today, and Jiang Huan was a little uncomfortable with the gentleness at first glance, "You...what are you going to do?"

"Don't be afraid." Ren Chuan pulled him into his arms, "I will be with you from now on."

Jiang Huan buried his face in Ren Chuan's chest. He was caught off guard by this sudden change. After a moment of slowness, he realized that Ren Chuan thought he was sick.

He raised his face, looked at Ren Chuan with burning eyes, not only did not hold back, but also admitted loudly, "Yes, I am sick."

Ren Chuan hugged him even tighter, "You still have me!"

Such tenderness made Jiang Huan's acting skills even better, "Family inheritance, Alzheimer's disease."

Ren Chuan didn't understand, "What disease?"

Jiang Huan repeated, "Alzheimer Freud's disease."

Good guy, I picked up two famous psychiatrists in one breath.

The more he made it up, the more it seemed like that, "Occasionally, he would be a little mentally disturbed, manic, depressed, and maybe a little bit amnesia."

Yes, yes, they can match each other, Ren Chuan looked at him nervously, "How to treat it?"

"Incurable disease." Jiang Huan sighed and shook his head, "Otherwise our family wouldn't be empty."

Returning his mother's life was in danger, Ren Chuan gasped, "Then what should we do?"

With malicious intentions, Jiang Huan took the opportunity to propose, "It is necessary...to be accompanied by someone every day."

He seemed like a strange person, "Maybe I gnawed the spoon while I was eating, dropped the clothes on the balcony, turned on the gas stove and forgot to turn it off, or got hit by a car when I crossed the road. "

He grabbed Ren Chuan's hands and looked up at him, "Your parrots have come to my house, when will you come?"

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In terms of being a dog, you still have to learn from Mr. Jiang.