The NPC I teased is alive

Chapter 68

The three elderly fathers gathered at the east side of the vegetable market, looked at each other's vegetables, and found that Bai Ran had bought all the dishes on the menu for only 50 yuan. Home cook, amazing."

Then Wang Tianpeng found that although Bai Ran had many dishes, the quantity was small, such as the fungus, he only bought one piece!

Two people: "..."

Bai Ran smiled slyly: "The program group only said that we should buy all the dishes, but didn't say how much each dish should be bought."

The two suddenly realized, Zhang Zhenhe slapped his thigh, with a regretful expression on his face: "Why didn't I think of that!"

"I don't know what happened to Xiao Yu and Xiao Rong."

Bai Ran said with a smile: "I'm not worried about Xiao Rong, but as for Xiao Yu..."

He didn't say anything, and the three fathers suddenly laughed.

"Walk around, let's look for him. The program team only told us that we couldn't help them at the beginning, and didn't say that we can't now. It's time to show the unity between us."

Zhang Zhenhe said to the camera by the way: "Xiao Yu's fans in the future, it's not that we didn't help at first, it was all arranged by the program team~"

Everyone has been in the entertainment industry for many years, judging whether a person can be popular or not is a bit of a bottom line. Although this reality show is a parent-child reality show, if you perform well in it, it can also become a hit.

In the last season, there were also two little fresh meat guests. One of them was loved by the audience because he got along well with the cute baby. Since then, resources have continued, and now he is a hot traffic little fresh meat in the circle.

Yu Yan will definitely become popular, and will attract a large number of mother fans and daughter fans.

Although the bazaar is not big, it is winding and full of people. It is not easy to find people in a short while.

Fortunately, the filmmakers of the program group carried cameras and were easy to spot in the crowd. It took them a few minutes to find Yuyan who was bargaining with the fungus seller.

A small group of people gathered around Yu Yan and they were talking about something. When he got closer, he heard the boss say: "Oh, young man, how can you bargain like this? I am 20 yuan a tael of fungus, you let me buy it." Sell ​​it to you for 2 yuan, if I sell it to you, will I still be in business or not, will I make money?"

Elderly fathers heard Yu Yan's depressed voice from the outside: "I ask you how much this fungus is a catty? You tell me 20 yuan a tael, then I ask if it can be less, and you let me say the price myself .I tell the price now, and you say that I didn't buy it sincerely, aren't you kidding me?!"

The three fathers' stomachs hurt from laughing, and even if they couldn't see Yu Yan, they could still imagine his skeptical expression.

Boss: "I am teasing you, how can I tease you, you are the one teasing me!"

"..." Yu Yan stood up, "I won't buy it."

Boss: "Let me tell you, young man, the cheapest fungus sold in our market is 30 taels. If you don't believe me, ask the people around you."

The boss's expression didn't look like a fake, Yu Yan was dubious: "Really?"

Three fathers: "..."

This can also be believed.

The boss's voice was sonorous and powerful: "What did I lie to you, you ask."

Some people around echoed the boss.

Wang Tianpeng said: "It must be someone hired by the program group."

The elderly fathers can see through the tricks of the program group at a glance.

But Yu Yan didn't know, he was really worried.

He made all kinds of calculations, and even acted cute to some bosses in the middle, so the other party lowered the price for him.He tried all kinds of methods, and now he only has 30 left on his body. He only bought 7 kinds of vegetables, and he didn't buy 23 kinds of vegetables.

Now that he encountered such an expensive fungus, he originally thought that he would buy less of each dish, and then negotiate the price. 100 yuan should be enough.

The problem is that these bosses he buys, he says he wants to buy less, but he disagrees with the owner and sells them to him.

Yu Yan wondered if he had fallen into the trap of the program group, and asked again: "Then I can only buy one yuan, right?"

"No." The boss categorically refused: "I can't buy one for one yuan. I sell it here for one or two."

Metaphor "..."

He guessed right, the program team just wanted to see how he would go further and further on the road of being cheated, so they arranged this show.

The program team is already planning how to make this section more interesting, even the title has been thought out, how to attract attention.

I believe that this episode will get great praise when it is broadcast.

The three fathers wanted to go to rescue Yu Yan, but before they moved, the director ran over and stopped them.

Yu Yan calculated his own money in his mind, he only had 30 yuan left in total, and now he needs to spend 20 yuan to buy one or two fungus, after buying, there is only 10 yuan left, how can he buy the rest of the vegetables.

I don't want to buy this fungus.

After finishing the accounts, Yu Yan decided not to waste his time on it, and got up to leave.

Seeing that he was really going to leave this time, the uncle was in a hurry, he had received the task.

The task given to him by the program team was to ask Yu Yan to buy one or two fungus for 20 yuan no matter what. If he bought it, he would be given a bonus of 1000 yuan.

"Young man, don't leave. You see, you have stayed with me for so long, and you have attracted everyone around you to block my business. Now, you say no to buy now. You are not wasting my time. Pit me?

"

The boss spoke excitedly, foaming at the mouth, Yu Yan was worth 1000 yuan in his eyes, and he tried his best to let Yu Yan buy these two fungus.

It was the first time Yu Yan encountered such a situation. He used to go out to buy things, and no one dared to force him to buy them. The boss kept talking, as if Yu Yan would be a sinner if he didn't buy him a pair of fungus.

Metaphor: "..."

"All right, all right, I'll buy it." Yu Yan rubbed his brows, never expecting that one day he would be reduced to entanglement with others for 20 yuan.

Alas, if I say too much, I will cry.

As soon as he heard that Yuyan wanted to buy it, the boss was satisfied, and put a bag for him with a smile on his face.

Just as Yu Yan handed the money to the boss, the crowd suddenly moved away, and the excuse appeared: "I just asked another company for fungus, and you can buy it for one yuan. Let's go there and buy it."

Yu Yan's eyes lit up immediately, and he was about to take the money back immediately. The boss pinched the other half quickly: "It's all settled, don't renege on the debt!"

In the eyes of the boss, Yu Yan could not let the cooked duck fly away with 1000 yuan on his head.

The adjective sounded very gentle: "Boss, open the door for business, you can't force customers to buy it."

He smiled at the boss, and for some reason, the boss let go of his hand subconsciously, and Yu Yan hurriedly stuffed the 20 yuan back into his pocket.

"Let's go." The adjective said.

The boss stared at the backs of the two, scratched his head, and lamented in his heart, his 1000 yuan flew away with wings.

"Fortunately, you came in time." Yu Yan was overjoyed, "You saved my 20 yuan."

I can't help laughing at the words.

Yu Yan didn't see the three elderly fathers watching the show on the other side, he glanced at the bag in Rong Ci's hand: "Have you finished shopping?"

The adjective nods.

"..." Yu Yan held a certain expectant mood, "How much money is left?"

Adjective glanced at him, then took out a brand new red hundred-dollar bill from his pocket.

Yu Yan: "???"

"You don't need a penny, how did you do it! I have negotiated hard with them. You see, I spent 70 on these, and now I only have 30 left."

Yu Yan's eyes were wide open, like a frightened doll, Rong Ci used a lot of self-control to control his head from not putting his hands on Yu Yan, but there was still a hint of a smile on his lips.

"The program team only asked us to buy all these vegetables, but didn't say how much to buy, and didn't say that we can't pay on credit." He said, "When I bought it, I told them that I didn't have any money. Can I owe it first, and they agreed."

Metaphor: "..."

Yu Yan: "So simple?"

The smile in the adjective's eyes deepened: "It's that simple."

Yu Yan was depressed, he felt that he was not bad looking, why didn't they lower the price for him.

But his melancholy only lasted a few seconds, because Rong Ci opened his bag and gave Yu Yan half of every dish in it.

Yu Yan: "Is this okay?"

Adjective: "The program team didn't say no."

That's right, Yu Yan bent his eyes and praised vigorously in front of the camera: "Senior brother is smart, I'll treat you to milk tea!"

So Yu Yan used the remaining thirty to buy two milk teas at a milk tea shop.

Just in time to receive the call from the program group, they met at the entrance of the market, and when they arrived, Yu Yan found that Bai Ran and the three of them were laughing non-stop while looking at him, laughing so hard that he couldn't figure it out, and looked around at him.

"What are you laughing at?"

"When you buy fungus, the three teachers are watching from a distance." Rong Ci said.

Metaphor: ==

The three couldn't bear it anymore and laughed out loud.

"It's not that we don't help you, it's the program crew. If you want to blame it, blame the director. He stopped us and didn't let us come."

"Yes, yes, the three of us are here to help you, and Xiao Rong will also come to help you later."

Yu Yan sighed: "That's why it's still reliable for fellow brothers."

"Father Yu comes out." The host came out, and when he saw him laughing like this, everyone had a sense of foreboding.

Especially Yu Yan, the host is not afraid, he is used to it anyway, he met Yu Yan's gaze, smiled and said: "Although you have completed the task and all the dishes are ready, but since you have half of the dishes It was all given to you by Father Rong, so your task can only be regarded as half completed."

"You didn't say you can't give away vegetables!" Yu Yan blocked him with a loophole in the rules.

"I didn't say it, but we didn't say it either. There is no punishment for completing the task in this way."

Metaphor: "..."

Adjective: "..."

Yu Yan sighed deeply, and said resignedly, "What is the punishment?"

"It's very simple." This is the mantra of the host. Yu Yan swore that he never wanted to hear this sentence again, and he really wanted to rush over and beat the host's head off.

"You will know soon, the other fathers should go back first."

The elderly fathers patted Yu Yan on the shoulder, smiling from ear to ear: "Come on."

Metaphor: "..."

Rong Ci frowned slightly, and Yu Yan gave him a reassuring look.

In desperation, he had no choice but to return to the village with the other three fathers.

"Now we can always say what kind of punishment is it?" Yu Yan thought that the reason why the program group sent the other four guests back was because they didn't want them to help him, and he was ready to meet the challenge.

When the soldiers come, they will block the water and cover them with soil.

"It's really simple, I won't cheat you." The host couldn't help laughing.

Yu Yan didn't believe it, but the program team actually didn't cheat him, but took him to the only cake shop in the market to make a cake.

"Today is Dodo's birthday. You are her intern dad, so I punish you to make her a birthday cake." The host said.

"Hasn't the birthday on the date of birth already passed?" Yu Yan was surprised, today Dodo didn't mention her birthday at all.

After listening to the explanation, I realized that it was Dodo's mother who just contacted the program team, hoping that the program team would prepare a bowl of longevity noodles for Dodo, and only then did I know that today is Dodo's birthday.

Duoduo's birthday on the date of birth was written two months larger because of the account registration.

The real birthday is today.

Since it was making a birthday cake for Duo Duo, Yu Yan became more serious.

With the help of the pastry chef, Yu Yan made a big cake. The most eye-catching touch was that he used cream to draw Duo Duo and her mother on the cake, which was so lifelike that it shocked everyone.

In addition to the big cake, he asked the pastry chef to make some small cakes, and he returned to the village after dark.

The baby mermaid stood at the entrance of the village, looking forward eagerly. He had been waiting here for half an hour, and finally saw Mommy appearing, his eyes lit up.

"Papa!" The little guy ran over, and Yu Yan quickly picked up his son Naixiang's small body, and then heard the little guy's aggrieved voice, "They bullied me."