The NPC I teased is alive

Chapter 36

For some reason, Yu Yan wanted to laugh very much, Rong Ci seemed to know what he was thinking, and took a step forward to cover half of his face, so Yu Yan used Rong Ci's half shoulder to hide his face in the shadow, silently shivering Shoulder.

It was the first time he saw this kind of expression on the faces of Yu Ge and Xiang Tianyue, as if his three views had been shattered. If he wasn't afraid of being beaten, he really wanted to secretly take pictures of the two of them with his mobile phone, and take them out for fun in the future. Haha.

In the end, Rong Ci quietly pinched his wrist, which made Yu Yan barely stop smiling, and looked up at his two fathers again.

"Yu Yan! Please explain carefully, what's going on!" Xiang Tianyue picked up the corner of the baby mermaid's fat tail, "What is this?"

The tail was pinched, the baby mermaid moved uncontrollably, and Xiang Tianyue withdrew his hand as if he had been burned, with an elusive expression.

Yu Yan wanted to laugh again.

The mermaid baby didn't know that his grandpa was taken aback by his movement, and thought that Xiang Tianyue was not steady, so he took the initiative to raise his tail, and said generously: "Grandpa, you can touch it casually, Xiao Shuang is not afraid."

Rao Xiang Tianyue was still shocked by the baby mermaid's tail, but facing the face of the baby mermaid, especially those eyes that were exactly the same as Yu Yan, he couldn't resist in the end, and picked up the baby mermaid's tail again.

I couldn't help rubbing my fingertips on the tip of the tail—it was a real fish tail.

The baby mermaid was itchy from being rubbed, and it scrambled in Yu Ge's arms. Yu Ge subconsciously hugged his small body, fearing that he would roll to the ground.

Although the two fathers are still at a loss, seeing their subconscious actions towards the mermaid baby, Yu Yan is relieved. The two fathers still like the mermaid baby very much.

Such a cute cub, who doesn't like it?

After all, Yu Ge is a scientist who has seen the world, and finally regained his sanity. He looked at Yu Yan with serious eyes: "This little guy... tell me the cause and effect."

The matter that the adjective and the baby mermaid came out of the game space must never be said. Yu Yan doesn't want the two fathers to live to middle age because his son suffers from heart disease.

He and Adjective looked at each other, and signaled Adjective not to say anything, just leave it to him.

"The truth is right in front of our eyes." Yu Yan blinked, and his father's reaction had already made him feel relieved, "You are holding a mermaid in your arms, the reason why Rongrong and I want to hide him from you is because Just to scare you."

"Nonsense! How can there be mermaids in this world!" It was Xiang Tianyue who spoke.

"Oh." Yu Yan said, "Then you can treat yourself as being dazzled and hallucinating."

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

"So?" Yu Ge said calmly, "How did he get here?"

Yu Yan: "I picked it up."

Mermaid baby: "???"

He wanted to say that he was born by Mommy, Yu Yan quickly winked at him, the mermaid baby couldn't understand, but it didn't prevent him from understanding the warning in his father's eyes - Rongci glanced at him lightly.

Xiang Tianyue interrupted again: "Picked it up? Are you picking up gold? Just pick up a mermaid that has never appeared before in history?"

"Gold is not easy to pick up, thank you." Yu Yan opened his innocent eyes wide, "I really picked it up, why would I lie to you. Otherwise, where do you think I got it from? Steal it? Where would I steal it?"

When Xiang Tianyue wanted to continue talking, Yu Ge had a headache: "Can you shut up."

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

Xiang Tianyue took advantage of the situation and sat on the sofa, shut up and didn't speak, the baby mermaid directly spread the fish tail on his lap.

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

This cub is really familiar.

"You said you picked it up." Yu Ge looked at Yu Yan again, "Then tell me, why this... this little guy has your genes in him?"

"Gene?" Xiang Tianyue, who had been quiet for only a few seconds, raised his voice again, "What do you mean? This cub belongs to Xiao Yuer?!"

Yu Ge: "..."

Metaphor: "..."

The words are silent.

Yu Yan said the reason he had thought in his heart long ago: "Because when I picked him up, he was still an egg, the size of a basketball."

For the sake of image, Yu Yan stretched out his hand to make a comparison, and he looked decent: "I thought it was a giant ostrich egg, and I wanted to steam it to eat, but I accidentally scratched my hand in the kitchen, and the blood in my hand soaked into the eggshell. "

"Then the eggshell shattered, and he was lying inside." Yu Yan said more and more smoothly, and he believed what he said, "Probably because of this, he has my genes in him. And you don't think he looks good Do I look alike, no matter how he came here, he is now my son and your grandson."

"Aren't you happy that you picked up such a cute big fat grandson for nothing?"

Yu Ge: "..."

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

Even Rongci couldn't help but look at Yu Yan, a little shocked by Yu Yan's ability to make up a story, unexpectedly in a short period of time, he made up a version that was obviously full of flaws, but he couldn't find any reason to refute it.

Lying is also a matter of skill. Yu Yan has lied neither too much nor too little since he was a child, but Yu Ge will expose him every time.

But this time is different, the mermaid baby question is beyond the outline, even if Yu Ge has doubts in his heart, he understands that the reason Yu Yan said is like a fantasy, but it is the reason that seems to be a fantasy that can best explain This situation.

Otherwise, how did the baby mermaid come out?

If there is a species of mermaid in this world, scientists from all over the world would have studied it long ago.

There are many scientists who are curious about the legendary species of mermaids, and want to try to analyze them to see if they can find traces of mermaids, but they fail without exception.

The mermaid is just a legend, just like a dragon, it is just a legend that symbolizes good fortune, it is not true.

A species that didn't exist in this world appeared in front of him, and it was his grandson—this is what shocked Yu Ge and Xiang Tianyue.

Yu Ge looked down at the baby mermaid, and the little guy raised his head and smiled flatteringly at him: "Second grandpa~"

Yu Ge didn't know what to say for a while, and finally said suddenly: "...Sashimi?"

The mermaid miraculously understood what the second grandpa wanted to express. He pulled up his little skirt with his chubby hands, exposing his fat tail, and said softly, "Papa said, you know little Shuang Once you have a tail, you will put Xiaoshuang on the counter, use a knife to slice Xiaoshuang into sashimi, dip it in wasabi and eat it."

Yu Ge: "..."

He looked at Yu Yan: "I didn't know that in your heart, I, a father, was so cruel and merciless?"

Metaphor: "..."

Son, I'm just a metaphor, why do you remember it so deeply!

The mermaid baby looked at Yu Ge eagerly: "Second Grandpa, will you eat the little double slices as sashimi?"

Yu Ge was silent for two seconds, touched his little tweet: "No, I'm not that crazy yet."

Yu Yan rubbed his nose, without making a sound, and thought: When I was used as an experimental training when I was a child, why didn't I feel that I was insane?

The baby mermaid didn't understand the meaning of the word "heartbreak", but he understood "no". Hearing what the second grandpa said, his little heart, which had been hanging in mid-air, suddenly fell to the ground.

After solving the crisis of sashimi from grandpa, the little guy seemed very happy, flicking his fat tail in excitement, he slapped on Xiang Tianyue's leg.

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

"Xiao Shuang, you hurt grandpa."

After being reminded by Yu Yan, the baby mermaid immediately stopped its tail, turned its big eyes to Xiang Tianyue, flickering, and quickly admitted its mistake, "Grandpa, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

"It's okay, grandpa doesn't hurt." Xiang Tianyue replied without thinking.

No wonder it doesn't hurt!

Xiang Tianyue, who found himself entering the role too quickly: "..."

Yu Ge: "..."

Yu Yan raised his forehead, restrained himself from laughing, and the corners of Rong Ci's mouth slowly rose, drawing a gentle arc.

The baby mermaid has passed the level with the two grandpas.

Xiang Tianyue looked at the baby mermaid with complicated eyes, and Yu Ge asked him, "What's your name?"

"Rong Shuang," the mermaid baby replied honestly, "Daddy's papa always calls me Xiao Shuang."

Xiang Tianyue, who had already calmed down, suddenly said, "Why is your surname Rong?!"

He didn't even look at the excuses, and stared directly at Yu Yan: "Either Yu Shuang or Xiang Shuang, you can decide for yourself."

Yu Yan smiled: "Part of the little twin's genes belong to Rong Rong, he has nothing wrong with Rong Rong's surname."

Xiang Tianyue: "?"

Yu Yan said without blinking: "At that time, after my blood was absorbed by the eggshell, Rong Rong also experimented. So strictly speaking, Xiao Shuang is the child of me and Rong Rong."

Can you do this? ? ?

Xiang Tianyue couldn't refute it at all, so he subconsciously looked at Yu Ge, who said indifferently: "It doesn't matter what the surname is, since he has the genes of the Yu family in his body, he is a member of the Yu family. No matter how he came here for the time being, his body shape is different. , how inconvenient it is to live in the city.”

"Once the existence of the mermaid is discovered, scientists all over the world will be alarmed, and you alone cannot protect him."

"As long as you are careful, you won't find it at all." Yu Yan said, "Xiao Shuang will grow legs in the future, and when he grows legs, he will be no different from an ordinary child."

"According to the legend, of course mermaids can grow legs." Yu Ge sneered, "But can you guarantee that during this period of time, [-]% will not let others discover his existence?"

"Once you are discovered, you can't bear the consequences." Yu Ge lightly poked the baby mermaid's face, and it felt good. It reminded him of Yu Yan's chubby appearance when he was a child, and his eyes softened. "At that time, he will really The ones were placed on the laboratory table, sliced ​​into sashimi, and eaten by everyone dipped in wasabi."

Mermaid baby: "???"

Metaphor: "..."

My father's words are too sharp, I don't know how to refute.

Adjective put one hand on Yu Yan's shoulder, and said slowly, "Uncle means...?"

"Bring this... this little guy back to the old house of the Yu family." Yu Ge was very satisfied with the attitude of the adjective, "The old house is in the suburbs, the space in the house is large enough, and there is a stream in the back mountain. He works."

Yu Yan suddenly understood: "After all, you just think this place is too small!"

"Isn't it?" Yu Ge asked back, and then couldn't hold back, "A mermaid is kept in the bathtub by you, it's a waste of money!"

Metaphor: "..."

Yu Yan: "I need to discuss this matter with Rong Rong."

"Is there anything to discuss?!" Hearing Yu Yan's words of "Rongrong" and "Rongrong", Xiang Tianyue burst into anger, "I haven't settled the score with you yet! Who taught you to live with other people casually?" ? Do you think you can do whatever you want if you are a man!"

Yu Yan was tit-for-tat: "When you were chasing Yu Ge back then, you crawled onto Yu Ge's bed shamelessly within a month, why didn't you say you were casual???"

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

Yu Ge: "..."

Adjectives continue to be silent.

Xiang Tianyue looked at Yu Ge with a stiff head: "How does he know?"

Yu Ge was expressionless and didn't say a word, but judging by his expression, it seemed that he really wanted to rape Tianyue domestically.

Yu Yan: "The last time you were drunk and dragged Yu Ge to kneel down to sing Conquer, you said it yourself. Both of you thought I wasn't at home, and I happened to be there that day."

Xiang Tianyue & Yu Ge: "..."

"You bastard!" Xiang Tianyue couldn't stand it no matter how thick-skinned he was, he was about to hit someone with his fists clenched, Yu Yan hurriedly ran upstairs, rushed into the bedroom, and locked the door behind him. Has been chased countless times.

Adjective: "..."

The two looked at each other, Yu Yan was so happy that he couldn't straighten up laughing.

Seeing him smiling so cheerfully, Rong Ci couldn't help but remind him: "You have been laughing for a long time, be careful when you laugh."

The word became a prophecy, Yu Yan was choked, his face was red from coughing, his neck was thick, he raised his head with difficulty, tears soaked in his eyes, and looked at Rong Ci with accusing eyes.

The latter patted him on the back, feeling distressed and funny at the same time, and pulled him to sit on the bed.

It took a while for Yu Yan to recover, and he admired himself for being able to laugh until he choked.

"I didn't expect Yu Ge and Xiang Tianyue to accept Xiao Shuang so quickly." Yu Yan himself felt incredible, "You can see how popular Zai Zai is."

The adjective shook his head slightly.

Metaphor: "?"

"The two uncles didn't accept Xiao Shuang so quickly because he was cute and sensible." Rong Ci said with a smile, "A large part of the reason is you, Xiao Shuang looks like you, has your blood in his body, they love you, Naturally, this love will be transferred to Xiao Shuang, so as to accept him in a short time."

Yu Yan hummed, and he said, "What do you think of what Yu Ge said?"

"Uncle Yu is right." The judge nodded, "Although this place is far away from the urban area, your friends often come to the door. If one more person knows about Xiao Shuang's existence, Xiao Shuang will be more potential danger."

Yu Yan said: "The old house is indeed more suitable for Xiao Shuang, whether it is the creek in the back mountain or the bathing pool at home. It's just that I am worried that the second grandpa and second grandma are getting old, seeing Xiao Shuang..."

His concern was palpable.

Rong Ci said: "Since Uncle Yu can make such a suggestion, he has obviously thought about this issue."

Think about it, the second grandpa and the second grandma like pets very much. There are many cats and dogs at home, and they are very kind to them. those pets.

You can treat pets so much, why not like a cute great-grandson with an extra fish tail?

Yu Yan suddenly said: "Rong Rong, I found that you don't seem to be afraid at all."

Adjectives look puzzled.

Yu Yan: "Aren't you afraid that Xiao Shuang will be used for research by Yu Ge? As a scientist, Yu Ge has a strong spirit of exploration. Sometimes he can stay in the laboratory for a month for an experiment. "

Even Yu Yan himself was not 100% sure, thinking that after Yu Ge discovered the baby mermaid, he would not have taken the baby mermaid to an experiment for inspection, otherwise he would not have tried every means to hide it from Yu Ge.

Whether Yu Ge almost found the baby mermaid last time, or Yu Ge and Xiang Tianyue suddenly came to the door today, causing the baby mermaid to be exposed, the adjectives were very calm and not worried at all.

Why did he believe so much that Yu Ge would not do anything unfavorable to the baby mermaid, more than he, a son.

The adjective understood Yu Yan's doubts, thought for a while, and said, "Because I believe in you."

Metaphor: "?"

"Xiao Shuang and I came out of the game. You were not afraid, and you didn't treat us as monsters. The two uncles are your fathers, so naturally you wouldn't."

Yu Yan was stunned, he felt that he should say something, but his tongue seemed to be tied, and he couldn't speak a word in a daze, so in a hurry, he simply reached out and hugged the adjective.

The next second, Xiang Tianyue's roar sounded at the door: "Little Yu'er, come out!"

Metaphor: "..."

Just about to hug Yu Yan's adjective: "..."

Yu Yan quickly let go of the excuse, regret flashed in the latter's eyes, before Yu Yan could speak, he continued to yell at Tianyue: "Get off, your son is crying."

After listening carefully, there was indeed the cry of a mermaid baby. The two of them didn't dare to stay in the room anymore. They hurried downstairs and saw Yu Ge holding the mermaid baby, who was crying loudly in his arms: "Dad! Land, papa~”

Yu Yan felt distressed, and quickly hugged the mermaid baby, the little guy hugged his neck, sprayed all the tears on Yu Yan's face, sobbed and said, "Grandpa is bad!"

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

It turned out that after Yu Yan and Rong Ci ran upstairs, Xiang Tianyue was very angry, and the mermaid baby said to him very sensiblely: "Grandpa is not angry, Xiao Shuang will sing for you."

The song is a children's song that the baby mermaid learned from watching cartoons. After he stuttered and sang it, Xiang Tianyue's anger disappeared miraculously. The more he watched the baby mermaid, the cuter he felt.

You can see the appearance of Yu Yan and Rong Ci between the eyebrows and eyes, and you can vaguely see the shadows of him and Yu Ge.

He and Yu Ge looked at each other. After many years of marriage, the two sides quickly understood each other's thoughts.

It was science and a miracle that Yu Yan was born successfully in the past, but now that they have multiple mermaid grandchildren, there seems to be nothing unacceptable.

As Yu Yan said, how nice it is to pick up a fat grandson for nothing.

Xiang Tianyue holds the mermaid baby in his arms, whether it is an experienced father or a young inexperienced father, it is instinct to tease and scare the baby.

Xiang Tianyue thought of Yu Yan, and inevitably thought of Rong Ci, his son was kidnapped by someone, so he decided to snatch his grandson, so he frightened the mermaid baby, telling him that his two fathers don't want him, and he will follow his two grandpas in the future, oh No, two grandpas.

Whether it is in the game space or in reality, the mermaid baby can't hear the words "Daddy and Mommy don't want you" the most. Xiang Tianyue didn't realize that he stepped on the mermaid baby's tail until the mermaid baby cried into a watering can. .

It is even more inexplicable to hear the mermaid baby accuse him of being bad now: "How can you cry even more than you did when you were young!"

Yu Ge rubbed the center of his brows, his brows and eyes were a little tired, helplessly: "If you don't talk, no one will treat you as dumb."

Xiang Tianyue: "..."

Xiang Tianyue remembered that Yu Ge ran over as soon as he left the laboratory, didn't have a good rest all day, and yelled at Yu Yan: "Look, how angry your father is!"

Metaphor: "..."

It's obviously you, okay?

Rong Ci let the family make a fuss in the living room, smiled, and walked slowly to the kitchen to reheat the cold dishes, brought them out, filled a bowl of soup and handed it to Yu Ge.

"Thank you."

So when Xiang Tianyue finished yelling and Yu Yan coaxed the baby mermaid to stop crying, he turned his head and saw that Yu Ge and Rong Ci were already sitting at the dining table, and Rong Ci smiled and said, "Uncle Xiang, Yan Yan, don't eat dinner anymore , it's going to be cold again."

Two people: "..."

Yu Yan put the mermaid baby in the children's dining chair and sat down next to Rong Ci, while Xiang Tianyue stood alone in the living room, something was wrong, and finally had to sit next to Yu Ge.

After taking a few mouthfuls, Xiang Tianyue suddenly said to Rong Ci: "You did all of these?"

Rong Ci said modestly: "Research according to the recipe, and I don't know if it suits my uncle's taste."

Xiang Tianyue snorted, met the baby mermaid's gaze, swallowed back the words, and found that there was no food for the baby mermaid, and said, "What does Xiao Shuang eat?"

"I've eaten a lot of meat and I'm full. Grandpa, eat quickly. After eating, Xiaoshuang will play with you!" After being comforted by Yu Yan, the baby mermaid knew that Grandpa was just scaring him, and he didn't hold grudges after coaxing him.

Xiang Tianyue was very ironic in his heart, and even the words were much more pleasing to the eye.

After dinner, Yu Yan said: "I have discussed with Rongrong, and I will take Xiaoshuang back to the old house as Yu Ge said, but the question is how to go back?"

The Yu family's old house is in Jiang City, so airplanes and trains definitely won't work. It's too far to drive back, and it will take several days. The mermaid baby must soak in water, which is not easy to soak in the car.Unless you're driving a truck, but once the truck compartment is closed, it's pitch black, Yu Yan can't bear to let the baby mermaid stay in the small compartment.

"Move a helicopter and we'll be done." Xiang Tianyue hugged the mermaid baby and teased him with toys.

The mermaid baby is curious: "What is a helicopter?"

Xiang Tianyue: "It's a big bird flying in the sky."

Metaphor: "..."

Mermaid baby: "Like Xiaohong?"

Xiang Tianyue: "???"

Yu Yan was afraid that the baby mermaid would expose Xiao Hongjiu's abnormality, so he hurriedly said, "Then you should bring your family's helicopter over here."

For a private helicopter to fly across domains, a lot of procedures have to be done, and Xiang Tianyue just said it casually.

Yu Ge lazily paid attention to the father and son, and said in condescending words: "Take the water route, Xiang's cargo ship will go directly to Jiangshi Wharf."

So it was decided that Yu Ge and Xiang Tianyue's contacts would not go back to the old house by boat with Yu Yanrongci. Xiang Tianyue's company still had a lot of things to do, and Yu Ge's laboratory could not do without him.

They had to go back to the capital after making arrangements, and the rest was about metaphors and adjectives. Before leaving the next day, Xiang Tianyue called Rongci to the study to talk alone.

Yu Yan's alarm bell rang loudly, and he wanted to follow without even thinking about it.

"Stop." Yu Ge said lightly.

Yu Yan didn't listen, his mind was full of images of Xiang Tianyue speaking sarcasticly to Rong Ci, he couldn't let Rong Rong suffer such anger.

"Since he is your boyfriend, if he passed my test, he must pass your father's test." Yu Ge said, "Or, for your boyfriend, even your father doesn't care?"

Metaphor: "..."

Yu Ge was holding the baby mermaid in his arms—knowing that the two grandpas were leaving, the baby mermaid got up early in the morning to see them off.

He is proficient in making small chirps for the mermaid baby. Compared with Yu Yan and Rong Ci's skills, Yu Ge's skills are several times better.

Yu Yan was at war in his heart, but before he could finish his entanglement, the door of the study opened, Rong Ci and Xiang Tianyue came out, Yu Yan asked Rong Ci with his eyes, and the latter gave him a comforting smile, indicating that nothing happened.

Looking at Tianyue again, there was a sense of satisfaction on his face.

Metaphor:? ? ?

"What are you looking at, do you think I'm going to eat him?" Xiang Tianyue pushed Yu Yan away angrily, what else would this son with his elbow turned out come to do.

"Grandpa~"

"Call Grandpa."

Xiang Tianyue immediately picked up the mermaid baby, and the latter lavished saliva on his face generously, Xiang Tianyue couldn't help but smile, well, a soft grandson is better.

The mermaid baby reluctantly bids farewell to the two grandpas. Although the grandpa has a bad temper and loves to yell, he is very gentle with himself and will play with toys with him.

Although the second grandpa likes to have a straight face, he will kiss himself when everyone is not paying attention, and will gently scratch his fish tail, which is very comfortable~

After Yu Ge and Xiang Tianyue left, the baby mermaid had been missing for a long time.

Yu Yan started to tidy up some of the baby mermaid's things, but there was no other need to tidy up, as the old house had them all.What he was curious about was what Xiang Tianyue and Rong Ci said in the study.

After repeated questioning of Rong Ci, the latter smiled and said nothing, forcing Yu Yan to use his trump card in the end, Rong Ci had no choice but to reveal: "I promised my uncle that I will not tell you for the time being, and you will know when the time comes."

Metaphor: "..."

He's so cute, yet he still doesn't say a word!