The master doesn't want the monk to say

Chapter 4

Chi Ruo stood in the middle of the room, looking around.

Beds, tables, cabinets... There are many things that a small family should have, but they are all covered with dust, and they look like they have been uninhabited for a long time.

"This is my house, what's there to see!" The little beggar was already lying on the bed, with a little black cat squatting on his stomach, squinting his eyes and enjoying the little beggar's touch.

Chi Ruo turned around, "But the little benefactor doesn't live here."

"Tsk," the little beggar rolled his eyes, "Can you stop calling 'little benefactor' and 'little benefactor' all the time, I am famous!"

Chiruo looked at him quietly.

The little beggar turned over impatiently, with his back to Chi Ruo, the little black cat rolled from its belly onto the bed, and said "Mi", "I'm called A Lai, don't call me a benefactor, I don't want to offer incense!"

Chi Ruo nodded, "Alai, my name is Chi Ruo, Chi is from Chi Ling..."

"I don't care about your edicts, which ones, you're just a stupid monk!" Alai turned around and held up the little black cat, "It's called Ah Hua, my precious son!"

What caught Chiruo's eyes was the monk's robe that was thrown aside, and the child who was rolling around with the little black cat and let the cat call him father, and the child's buttocks to the waist under the rags. blue and black.

"Alai." Chi Ruo softly called out.

Alai stopped moving, and the little black cat "mi" again.

Chi Ruo whispered: "How old are you?"

In Chiruo's eyes, Alai's figure was no more than a child of seven or eight years old, and his voice was immature and clear. Such a young child was alone... No one in the family was left with ashes for a long time, and Alai might be an abandoned child or an orphan.

Alai sat up, but leaned against the head of the bed, lazily said: "Maybe twelve, maybe thirteen, I can't remember."

"Hmm." Chi Ruo lowered his eyes.

Seeing him like this, Alai felt amused in his heart, "It's really stupid to say you're stupid, what a bad guy!"

Chiruo shook his head, "No, I just think Alai looks like seven years old..."

"Shut up!" A Lai subconsciously covered his butt, he knew that he was a bit small, the most damning thing was that his green butt couldn't go back, he was already 12 years old!

Chi Ruo shut his mouth, saw that A Lai got out of bed in a hurry, walked to the door, turned back and leaned against the door, "You stay here for me!"

The little black cat followed Alai step by step, and did not come back until Alai was far away.

Chi Ruo sat on one of the only two stools in the room, watched the little black cat, A Hua, hop back and circled around his feet twice, after sniffing, he suddenly bared his teeth and let out a whining sound. .

Chi Ruo was puzzled, regardless of A Hua's struggle, he forcibly picked up A Hua, put it on his lap, and gently stroked A Hua's soft fur.A'hua struggled for a while, but finally couldn't reach it. Although she couldn't touch the key point, it was still comfortable to touch. The little paw rested lightly on Chiruo's hand, squinting her eyes and enjoying it.

When Ah Lai came back, he was holding a roast chicken in his hand. Seeing that Chi Ruo frowned, he rolled his eyes, "Don't worry, I brought you steamed buns and plain cabbage."

Although it's not time for dinner yet, Chi Ruo, who didn't eat breakfast or lunch, was extremely hungry, took the food, "Thank you Lai... Huh?"

Being stared at by a pair of impassive but affectionate peach blossom eyes, even the thick-skinned A Lai turned his face away uncomfortably, "Well, what a fart!"

Chi Ruo said solemnly: "A Lai, that wound on your face is an injury!"

"..." Alai was speechless, "Bullshit, of course I know!"

"Then Alai snatched these food again?"

A Lai was angry, "If you don't grab it, how can there be food!"

Chi Ruo shook his head, and said earnestly: "If you are going to rob because of hunger, and because of robbing, you hurt each other, and let the person who originally owned this food starve, isn't that..."

"Hahahahaha..." A burst of hearty laughter from outside suddenly interrupted Chiruo's earnestness. When they turned their heads, they saw an old man who was dressed like Alai but only had an extra pair of trousers walking in.

A hale and hearty old man, his beard is already a little white.

"He didn't grab this thing, I gave it to him, little master can eat it at ease." The old man said heartily.

Chiruo was puzzled, "Then Alai's injury is..."

The old man twisted his beard, "Ah, what, hahahaha..." The old man actually laughed out loud.

"Stinky old man, don't talk nonsense!" A Lai jumped up and down in anger, chasing the old man all over the room, but even so, he couldn't control the old man's open mouth.

"A group of little beggars said that he was hiding in a golden house and picked up a handsome girl to be a child bride." The old man ran around the room, barely evading Ah Lai's pursuit several times, "then he was beaten. Children are so jealous, hahahahaha..."

The sound of maniacal laughter lingered in the small room, A Lai stopped, since the stinky old man had already said it, there was no need for him to chase after him, anyway, the days were long, and there would be a day when he could take care of this shameless old man.

"Now you see," Alai pointed at Chi Ruo's nose, and yelled at the old man, "You are just a stupid monk, what a bitch, is it right for me to beat you?"

The old man nodded with a smile.

A Lai clasped his hands like an adult, "Just wait, I will always return it!"

Chi Ruo hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "It's impossible, this grievance..."

"To shut up!"

……

At any rate, he was quiet. The old man sat on the bed, picking his teeth, watching Alai lying on the table, gnawing on the roast chicken, and Chiruo quietly eating his vegetarian cabbage and steamed buns. Holding the corner of A Lai's clothes, he looked at A Lai eagerly.

Ah Lai refused to give it to Ah Hua at all, Chi Ruo tore some steamed buns for it, Ah Hua smelled it, refused to eat it, and continued to pick at the corner of his father's clothes.

"You can give the bones to Ah Hua." After a while, Chi Ruo suggested cautiously and kindly.

"What to eat, its father is not full," A Lai changed his posture, turned his head towards Chiruo, and shook off A Hua, "The kitten will tear its intestines to pieces if it eats bones!"

Chi Ruo frowned, there is still half a roast chicken!

He knelt down and called Ah Hua to come over. Ah Hua was also very hungry, and ran over rolling and crawling.Chi Ruo picked it up and put it on the table, "Go, your father still has half a roast chicken! Don't eat the bones and eat the meat!" He also kindly instructed.

As expected, Ah Hua was very obedient. She walked over and laid her whole body on the half of the chicken, hugged it, rubbed it, and licked it contentedly. When Alai turned his head, the chicken no longer belonged to him.

"..."

"mum!"

Chi Ruo's eyes were bright, and he followed A'hua's hair, "A'hua is still very smart, right?"

Ah Hua: "Mi!"

"Hahaha..." The old man, who was picking his teeth and paying attention to the movements here, saw this scene and fell down on the bed laughing. The two looked over with puzzled faces.

The old man pointed at them, laughing so that his fingertips trembled, "You guys, you really look like a young couple teaching a baby!"

If you don't understand the edict, Alai will understand.

Alai blushed immediately, stood up and made a gesture to drive the old man out, Chiruo hurriedly stopped him, and Ahua took the opportunity to eat half of the drumstick in the roast chicken.

"Do you know why Ah Lai's butt is so green?"

After dinner, it was very early in the evening, the old man refused to leave, A Lai had no choice but to let Chi Ruo chat with him, and he talked about himself again.

Chi Ruo turned his head, "I thought it was a birthmark."

"Hey, how could it be a birthmark?" The old man tilted his feet and shook his head, "It's a blue butt, children have it, and the long ones will disappear."

Chi Ruo nodded.

The old man's eyes brightened, "Hey, but this A Lai is born with a wonderful talent——"

"Smelly old man, what are you doing here after eating too much!" Alai rushed over.

Chi Ruo stopped him, "A Lai, you can't always be so fierce and unreasonable..."

The old man hid behind Chiruo and said with a giggle: "Yes, yes, Alai, you are so unreasonable, no wonder Lord Yan wanted to beat you back then!"

"?" Chi Ruo let go, turned around, and said with a serious face, "The King of Hades beat A Lai, why?"

The old man smiled and said, "Yo, little master, you don't know that this ghost refuses to be reincarnated, and will be slapped by Lord Yama, so he will obediently reincarnate."

"The greener this ass is, it means that the King of Hades is more aggressive, and the more aggressive it is, it means that this ghost is stubborn and disobedient!" I don't know how I was beaten up by Hades in my previous life!"

A Lai was so angry that he scolded his mother.

Chi Ruo fell into deep thought, and after a while, he interjected when the old man and A Lai were arguing, "I think what the benefactor said is wrong, as far as Chi Ruo knows, hell, isn't he the King of Hades?" Such a person, I have never seen him hit any ghost, most ghosts are still easy to talk."

Seriously and as if after rigorous reasoning, it makes people think that he is not lying.

Alai smiled and said, "Stupid monk, I think your skill is quite good."

Chi Ruo raised his eyes.

A Lai said seriously: "Serious nonsense!"

The old man smiled and stood up, "I'm going back!"

"roll!"

"Sit no longer?"

Alai and Chiruo spoke in unison, which made the old man laugh again.

If you don't understand the edict, Alai will understand.

A Lai blushed suspiciously and chased away people.

The old man was persistent, "A Lai, you have to work hard now, not everyone can afford this daughter-in-law! Hahahaha..."

"..."

A Lai turned his head, Chi Ruo was still standing there, seeing A Lai looking at him, a little powerless to defend, "I don't think the blue mark on your buttocks is because the Hades beat you, maybe it's the fetus..."

"Shut up, stupid monk!"

Chiruo kept his mouth shut, because he didn't know where he provoked Alai again.

……

At night, the two argued for a long time about the bed.

Chi Ruo said that he can sleep anywhere, and his sleep is just meditation, and a mat on the ground is fine.

A Lai scolded: "Just sleep when you sleep, why don't you sit in meditation! Why don't you just buy a butcher knife and put it down immediately!"

Chi Ruo waved his hand, and corrected him very seriously: "Actually, the real meaning of putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately is not that, but that everything in the world has a chance to be good, even a murderous demon, or... "

"To shut up!"

Chi Ruo shut his mouth again, looked at A Lai silently and said that there is no mat at home, Chi Ruo said that he could sleep on the floor by himself, A Lai told him to shut up again.

Chi Ruo kept his mouth shut and continued to watch A Lai babbling endlessly saying that there should be no extra mattresses at home to spread on the floor and only on the bed. Chi Ruo originally wanted to say that he could also meditate at the foot of the bed to ensure that it would not affect A Lai's sleep.But after thinking about it, I still didn't say it.

"A Lai," Chi Ruo softly called out when a dog on an unknown street saw something and suddenly barked in the dark night.

"Huh?" Alai was confused.

"A Lai, why did you take me in?" Chi Ruo finally asked, he didn't know that A Lai was a little beggar, he was full and hungry, so there was no time to care about him.

Alai was still a little unconscious, his voice murmured like a dream, "I don't know, maybe it's because your eyes are so beautiful!"

"Is this also the reason?" Chi Ruo was puzzled.

Ah Hua came back from wandering outside, jumped on the bed, stepped on the two of them back and forth twice, and finally lay down on Chiruo's belly, closed her eyes, and fell asleep.

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