The first noodle shop in history

Chapter 1 The Lord God □□ Lost

"System operation error..."

"Restarting... Virus invasion... Restarting failed, the source of the virus has been checked... The query is complete... Trying to destroy the soul... Kacha... Kacha..."

"Hehehe." With a baby face with willow eyebrows and almond eyes, the man who gave the first impression of being an obedient man twitched the corners of his mouth expressionlessly, knelt down and poked the "egg" in front of him.

His name is Yi Ge, and the dying egg in front of him is the main god, and he has lived here for an unknown number of years.

At the beginning, he just clicked on the virus out of boredom, but as a result, he traveled to infinite horror, and the plot was just beginning.By knowing the plot, he passed the most dangerous novice period.

I don't know how long it took to be pulled into the space by the main god to do the task, and he hasn't seen the so-called protagonists like Zheng Zha. It may not be infinitely terrifying, but what's the matter?

He stayed peacefully in the main god's space to do the most dangerous tasks, and even if he had accumulated enough points to go back, he was still conscientiously surviving in the main god's space.

This day was an important day. He spent countless years, people who entered the main god's space died wave after wave, and he finally killed the main god alive.

Yi Ge said seriously: "So don't be too pretentious in making a machine. The labor and management have long been annoyed by your pretense. The most important thing is that you are more successful than me in your pretense! Then I have no choice but to kill you."

That's why you endured for thousands of years and then killed me because you saw that I was not pleasing to the eye with my pretentiousness! ?

The Lord God didn't seem to expect that he would be defeated by such an unreasonable reason, so he uttered a mechanical wail for the last time: "You're fucking crazy!!"

Yi Ge frowned suspiciously: "Huh? How did you know?" Before he entered the main god's space... he did have some mental problems.

Lord God, pawn.

He poked the motionless egg again, and at this moment, a trace of white mist emerged from the main god's body, and the white mist slowly wrapped around Yi Ge's fingers, and finally penetrated into his body.

Yi Ge didn't resist, and looked curiously at the things that suddenly appeared in front of him. Aren't these the property of the main god... At the same time, he could feel that the space of the main god had a weak connection with him, as if he had replaced the main god and became this space The owner got the same.

Wait, he became the master of this space?Doesn't that mean that he is now the main god? ? ?

After coming to this conclusion, Yi Ge thought about it for a while and then left it behind. Anyway, this space can't do him any harm.

Flipping through the small treasury of the God of Eggs, the bloodline of vampires...the bloodlines of Hanba...the bloodlines of the nine-tailed demon fox...the bloodlines of cats...Eighteen palms of subduing dragons...nine yin scriptures...enhanced liquid...mythical beast white tiger...planetary transactions System... grandpa's ring... artifact Moxie... and so on.

Yi Ge casually clicked back and forth on the light screen, and sighed: "It's all useless things..." At this time, the items that can make the world crazy are extremely disgusted by him, and he frowned in distress: "How can I get rid of these cumbersome (...)..."

Huh, wait!

Yi Ge's eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a good idea, he rubbed his chin and smiled wretchedly: "I was living in such a mess in those worlds back then, this time I must kill a few pennies in those worlds!!" It's not the world he went to before, but there is a parallel world! ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Yi Ge smiled, and stood in the center of the boundless space. In the huge white, he seemed extremely small at this moment.Suddenly, with Yi Ge as the center, the lines began to extend from his feet, forming a futuristic building. The building wraps around the huge building in the center in a circular manner. On the top of the huge building, there are several large characters of local tyrant gold. ——The first noodle store in history.

As for the surrounding buildings, densely packed signboards are inlaid on the walls, and different buildings have different characters in front of them.

They respectively write the World of Fighting Break Sphere, the World of Ip Man Wing Chun, the World of Mr. Zombie, the World of Condor Heroes, the World of One Piece, the World of Naruto, the World of Jurassic, the World of iPartment, the World of the Grudge, the World of Death, and the World of Fighting Luo mainland world and so on and so on.And the buildings without the word "world" were all changed to the word "to be developed".

After all this was done, Yi Ge was still a little dissatisfied. He always felt that something was missing, and looked at the big characters of the first noodle shop in history in the central office.Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, yes!This is it, he opened a store, so he should sell things!But he is not short of money, and in exchange, he has everything here, so he can let those people who come here do tasks!After completing the task, you will get points, which can be used to buy things from the plane store!

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was a good one. Yi Ge smiled and set up a place to post tasks, and wrote down the tasks he had temporarily thought of.

"Let Saitama have hair..."

"Destroy ten ants..."

"Let Big Big Wolf stop eating sheep..."

"Destroy a hundred giants..."

"Catch fifty dinosaurs alive..."

"..."

After the tasks are released, these tasks are turned into small light spots floating in the house, and it is impossible for outsiders to know what is inside.In this way, whether you draw well or not depends entirely on your own luck.

Yi Ge: I'm such a genius :)

"Now the layout of the main space is almost the same."

"It's time to screen people."

Yi Ge muttered to himself, and casually entered one of the buildings. At the same time, the words Yitian Tulongji flashed.

……

Yi Ge came out from the corner of the alley, and it was midnight at this time, so no one saw Yi Ge who suddenly appeared. At the same time, his clothes changed from close-fitting modern clothes to ancient robes. It was in a town at the foot of Wudang Mountain at this time.

Yi Ge won't forget what he's here for. He originally wanted to spend money to buy a shop, but after thinking about it, he's here to open a shop to make money?Why spend money?

So Yi Ge, who deeply felt that he was a principled person, turned around and went to the open space in the suburbs, took out a toy in the shape of a small house, and threw it on the open space, the small house instantly became larger and became ordinary in appearance, no different from an ancient house If it is a different house, there are only a few big characters shining golden on the plaque in front of the house - the first plane store.

Yi Ge has a soft spot for the colors of these big characters.

Seeing this, some people may ask, why does Yi Ge open a store in a separate small world after he has already opened a store in the space of the main god?

Yi Ge said, is the space of the Lord God so easy to enter?Although those things of the main god are rubbish in his eyes, he is not a fool. It is not an exaggeration to take out one of those things, and they will fight for it, and it is not an exaggeration to trigger a world war.

So Yi Ge plans to open another store in the small world in the main god's space. Unlike the store in the main god's space, the small world store does not need to do tasks to exchange points for items, but to use money to buy them!The top five people who reach the specified number of consumption in the Small World Store will be able to enter the space of the main god, and those who have not reached it will also have a chance, but it depends on Yi Ge's mood.

In order to allow the ancients to adapt first, Yi Ge bought most of the items that were modern.for example:

Toilet paper: In the modern world, the most important thing is to wipe the butt clean (′-w-`)

↑Needless to say anything practical like toilet paper flashlights, the most valuable ones are.

Blood orchid: the cataclysmic world of the python, it strengthens the body, prolongs life, and the life span is at least 100 years.

Kaleidoscope Sharingan: Naruto World, Ability Illusion (host to be developed), ps: spend a certain amount, the owner will take the initiative to help you install it~

Yi Ge, who felt that everything was going well, nodded in satisfaction, completely ignoring the pile of tombs not far from the outskirts, and for the ancients, in the open outskirts, a family suddenly appeared next to the tomb overnight. what a horror...

The consequence of this series is that Yi Ge has been here for three days and not a single customer has come to the door...

What a sad story!

Well, Yi Ge didn't feel sad at all, anyway, he opened the store to pass the time, and he was confident that gold would always shine, and good products would always be sold!

No, on the fourth day without opening, the first customer was finally ushered in.