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Chapter 48 The young master is a good man!

[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: Gang leader, you are here

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Half of the city is finding fault again?

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Yes, yes, help the pig!

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you hurting]: That pig brain attack of Wuqu, half of the people in the city actually chased and killed Xiao Huihui!

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Where is the Wuquren?

As soon as the young master went online, he received a message from a member of the gang, saying that half the city robbed and killed members of their gang. The young master just didn't go online for an afternoon. While Ji Nuo went downstairs to buy food ingredients, the young master found out when he logged in to the game Being bullied by others came to the door.

[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: ...the account has been deleted...

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: I didn't ask, my heart was ashamed, shit, did he really delete his account?

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Boss... Wuqu deleted the number, you read the right person [Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: ==

[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: It was said that the two of them were going to PK in Dunhuang, but when we arrived, neither of them did anything, and we didn’t know what they were chatting in secret. Anyway, Xiao Huihui deleted the account, and deleted the song No, no such person found! ! !

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: What is this?

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, Are You Painful]: Falling in love and killing each other...

[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: ...

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ...

[Gang] [Sword Points to the World]: ...

The young master went up to fight, but the two masters ran to delete the account, what's going on! ?Uninterestedly logged off, he lay back on the bed and pretended to be dead.

He wondered in his heart, did these two people have problems with their heads, or did they have problems with their heads, could it be that they were really gays! ?Otherwise, why was he so serious and made it look like it was real? Didn't he also be deceived, and didn't delete the account, but just wanted to tease Ji Nuo a few times.

But he thought of his leg in plaster, who was teasing who!

The young master lay on the bed and fell asleep again, and when he opened his eyes, it was dark, and Jino hadn't come back yet, the young master suddenly sat up, startled, could it be that Jino secretly went on a date with the pretty boy! ?

As expected, I shouldn't let Jino go to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Isn't this creating opportunities for the little boy.

The young master skillfully picked up the golf clubs, of course not to hit people, but to use them as crutches. There were only two golf clubs in the family, and they were all killed by accident...

He didn't forget to take the key on the table, it would be bad if the door was locked out, the young master is a smart person, he won't make mistakes again and again if he makes a mistake once.

As soon as he jumped to the door, before reaching for the doorknob, the door suddenly opened and hit the young master's nose. The young master screamed and covered his nose and took several steps back, covering his troubled nose. I feel that my handsome nose will collapse sooner or later!

No wonder the decoration of the young master’s house is too luxurious, it’s all soundproof, you can’t hear the movement in the house from outside, no matter how good Zino’s martial arts is, he still has to accept the science of the 21st century, he doesn’t know that the young master is hanging around the door, When he opened the door, he just patted the young master on the nose.

The young master held his nose, and tears fell down again, comforting himself in his heart, patting his nose to show that his nose is high is better than patting his forehead or cheekbones first!

Ji Nuo was holding three big bags in each of his left and right hands. For some unknown reason, he watched the young master covering his nose and pear blossom crying bitterly, and even blinked his eyes.

The young master was almost instantly killed by his innocent demo!

"What are you looking at, I'm not reconciled if I didn't shoot him to death, my nose..."

Only then did Zino realize that he seemed to have slapped the young master's nose when he pushed the door open, and there was a golf club rolling by his feet.

"Are you going out?"

"Damn, I'm looking for you, I don't know when it's dark, I'm afraid you will be kidnapped by the strange uncle, just your little body!"

Ji Nuo's forehead thumped, he put down the bag in his hand, turned around and closed the door, he had never seen anyone weirder than the young master in his life, let alone the uncle, and he was not bragging about his skills, a big man Are you afraid of walking in the dark?

The young master covered his nose and jumped around beside him, looking down at the bag on the ground, "What did you buy?"

In fact, Jino didn't know what he bought. He watched a bunch of old men and women in the supermarket scrambling for vegetables, meat, and fruits. Jino had never bought it before, and he didn't know which one was delicious. He would go for whichever was more popular. No matter which one you buy, you have to wait in line for a long time, so you come back later.

Jino stuffed the vegetables and meat into the empty refrigerator, and the young master looked at him, frowned, and said disgustedly: "The meat should be put in the freezer, I know that."

"..." Jino glanced at the young master, "What is the freezer...?"

This time it was the young master's turn to jump wildly. He opened the lower refrigerator door, stuffed the meat in, and took out the vegetables from the refrigerator and put them in the vegetable basket in the kitchen. The refrigerator is freezing."

Ji Nuo nodded receptively, it turns out that the young master still knows so much, he is not a son who does nothing...

After packing up, the young master was tired from jumping on one leg, so he went out of the kitchen and sat on the sofa in the living room watching TV. After half an hour, he got up and walked around, and then went to the kitchen to see how Jino's meal was doing. .

Before the young master even entered the kitchen, the water splashed across his face with a "slap", and he wiped it with his hand, and it still smelled fishy!

With a fixed eye, a lively crucian carp was flopping on the ground, struggling with its tail flicking, and splashing the water in his pants again.

"Why did you come in?" Ji Nuo looked at the young master, and then at the flopping fish on the ground, feeling a little embarrassed, "The meal is not ready yet, immediately..."

"You should dismantle the kitchen immediately!"

When Jino was told by the young master, he was even more embarrassed. He had never cooked, but the old lady said that the fish was big and fresh. If it wasn’t for the anniversary of the supermarket, it wouldn’t be so cheap. Make up...

He thought that the young master had just been discharged from the hospital, so he just happened to eat this too! ?So I heard the old lady say a few more words, what kind of tofu crucian carp soup, it happens that autumn is still dry, and the fire is XXX...

But Ji Nuo overlooked one point, the XXX of the old lady's house is the daughter-in-law, who just gave birth and was discharged from the hospital, it was for lactation!

Fortunately, the young master doesn't know crucian carp. If Ji Nuo told him it was a crucian carp, even if the young master's legs were lame, he would definitely jump up and pat him...

The fish was still bouncing on the ground, just like the excited young master, with a slight sound of wet water, occasionally mixed with the "groaning" sounds of the young master and Ji Nuo catching fish, those who didn't know would think What are you doing here that is not suitable for children.

The young master was tossed by a stinky fish that was about to die, his face was watered, his whole body was fishy, ​​and finally he couldn't help but yelled, "Fuck me, catch him!"

The voice had just finished speaking, but when he heard the sound of "chop", white light flashed in front of the young master's eyes, and before he could react, that fishy smelly fish had already become a specimen, nailed to it by a small fruit knife. on the... wooden door frame of his house.

The young master's eyes widened, with an unbelievable expression, he looked at the fish specimen, then at Jino, Jino was a little embarrassed, when he was called out by the young master, he subconsciously threw the knife out, wondering if it would be possible considered a monster.

Unexpectedly, the young master pointed at the fish, "It's disgusting, it's still nailed to the door frame, call to change the door!"

Ji Nuo let out a sigh, and told the young master to take a bath first, wash off the fishy smell on his body, and then he can eat when he comes out. The young master jumped out and looked at Ji Nuo questioningly, which means can you really cook?

However, he has a serious cleanliness habit, a fishy body must be unsightly, he must take a bath, otherwise he will feel uncomfortable, so he took a new set of clothes and went into the bathroom.

The bathroom of the young master's house is very luxurious. There is a bathtub, so you don't have to worry about getting your legs wet. You can wash it yourself. The young master is relieved. Otherwise, if you ask Jino to help him, the two big men will be naked and face each other. It's too awkward, and as long as the young master thinks of Jino's nakedness, his thin waist, narrow buttocks and long straight legs exposed in front of him, his lower body will suddenly feel... agitated.

For the sake of Jino's self-esteem, the young master deliberately soaked in the bathroom for a while to enjoy the warm steam. He felt that he was really a considerate and good man. No matter whether the other party was a man or a woman, he asked him to cook for a while so that he would not have to go out. , Jino is still killing fish.

It wasn't until the young master felt that he would pass out in the bathroom if he soaked again, so he stood up with his hands on his hands, slowly wiped his sweaty body, snorted a couple of handfuls of hair, and didn't bother to dry it too much, and went out later and asked Jino to use a hair dryer for him Just blow dry.

The young master is so comfortable, when he thinks that someone will serve him when he eats, sleeps, even blows his hair, his life is suddenly complete, and there is a bubble of happiness in his heart.

He put on the bathrobe, tied the bag loosely on purpose, revealing his abs that he was proud of, and came out while pulling on the slippers.

Sure enough, Jinuo had already cooked the meal. The big pot in the middle of the table, or the crucian carp that was just inserted on the door frame, was the tofu crucian carp soup.

The young master stared at the crucian carp soup, not knowing how ferocious his expression was, did he have such an ugly container at home! ?This one doesn't fit his stinky aesthetics anymore. The fish in the big basin are cut beautifully, but what is that thing, whether it's bean curd or bean curd, there is a layer of floating... Young master, he also saw a Only fish eyes are turning to look at him!

Ji Nuo saw the young master coming out. Although the dishes were ready, he didn't know how it tasted, and he didn't dare to taste it first, for fear that the young master would be fussy again. When he looked up, he saw the man coming out. He was wearing a white bathrobe with a waist around his waist. The belt was tied loosely, and although the man had no martial arts skills, Jino didn't expect his figure to be so good.

Realizing that he kept staring at the young master, Jino quickly withdrew his gaze indifferently. Fortunately, the young master kept staring at the young master, otherwise it would have been embarrassing.

The young master picked up the chopsticks and added a piece of tofu, then glanced sideways at Zino several times, and then put the tofu into his mouth as if he was going to the battlefield, his eyes immediately widened.

But when he saw Nuonuo looking at him pitifully, his eyes sparkled with hope, as if... seemed very cute?

The young master could only swallow the tofu that was so salty and so fishy, ​​then smacked his lips, put down his chopsticks, and said calmly: "It's okay, I will definitely make it better next time."

Ji Nuo couldn't hear the young master's euphemism, he really thought he was doing well, thinking that cooking is not as difficult as practicing martial arts, and it turned out that what was said in the recipe was unreliable, he forgot to add salt for the first time, put it It took me twice to remember that I let it go, and the young master ate very well.

There was a sweet and sour pork tenderloin left, not to mention the sugar was mushy, it was so sour, I guess he contributed all the bottle of vinegar at home, so Jino would not tell him, he used white vinegar...

There is also a dace with black bean sauce. The dace with black bean sauce is ready-made in cans, so it tastes good, but!The canned food itself was very salty, and Jino must have added a lot of salt, the vegetables were already bitter from the salt, and the young master felt that the root of his tongue was numb.

After eating this meal, the young master finished off two and a half bowls of white rice. Generally speaking, only the white rice is normal, regardless of the steamed rice...

The young master felt that it was difficult to be a good person, and it was even more difficult to be a good man. He decided that he should let Jino go to a restaurant to pack and cook vegetables instead of cooking them himself. Fortunately, after the meal, he could watch the man finish his work.

Thin waist, narrow buttocks, legs slightly apart, this time wearing a plain apron, the young master leaned against the door frame, touching his chin, forgetting that the crucian carp was killed here, thinking to himself , if you take off all your clothes and only wear an apron, the effect is probably good...