Chapter 53 53 Lingguan's interrogation!
Chapter 53 53 Lingguan's interrogation!
The wind was violent and the rain was violent, and Bai Ze was trapped on the mountain. He didn't know how long it had passed, but he knew that if he kept going, he would die.His master is still waiting for him, what if he misses the appointment?He won't think of himself again, and he won't even give him a trace of nostalgia.Bai Ze, whose mood was slowly going down, once again remembered a major event, that is, the calculation of time in the lower realm is different from that of the nine days.It's not like saying that one day in the sky and one year on the ground, but there is still an obvious time difference.
As soon as Bai Ze thought of this possibility, he was immediately disheartened. Could it be that when he returned, the master was already gray-haired, or as that damned magic beast said, he would enter reincarnation and forget his past, no, This must not be possible.
He doesn't allow it.
Master, how can you forget yourself?Even if you are a mortal, you marry a wife and have children, you are rich and prosperous, don't forget that you once had a little pet, a little pet that made you happy every day and loved to make fools.
Bai Ze felt sorry for him, he decided to resist, even if he risked it, he would break free from this punishment and go to the lower realm to find Da Shao, no matter what his previous life or afterlife, those are all imaginary, I want to be with Da Shao in this life.This belief suddenly made him open up, and he became that beast full of drive for the goal again.Hey, I don't believe it anymore, what else can this mere vine do against my majestic Bai Ze beast?
For a long time, Bai Ze has been using his mana to wear down the vines little by little. He will grind it again when it grows, and it will take many days to grind one vine.
Finally, after he had worn off all the vines, he fell from the statue of the mountain god into the deep pool at the foot of the mountain without any hesitation.
When Bai Ze woke up, he found a rather handsome man lighting a fire by the lake, and he was covered with a silk gauze, which was white and very warm.
As soon as the man saw Bai Ze woke up, he immediately walked over and asked with concern, "How is it? Is it better?"
Bai Ze nodded and asked doubtfully, "May I ask who this immortal is..."
The handsome man in gray smiled, "I'm with you every day, but you don't know me?"
"You..." Bai Ze was still puzzled, and couldn't help but look up at the place where he was imprisoned, where the statue of the mountain god was no longer there.
"Are you a mountain god?"
The man nodded, "You can put it this way, I was the herald of the Heavenly Court, but I was trapped here and turned into a mountain god because I didn't return in time and delayed the big event."
Bai Ze's eyes lit up immediately, "You are the Lingguan You Yi, the Lingguan who often forgets to return to his life."
"That's right." You Yi Lingguan is very happy that someone can recognize him now, no, it's not a human, it's a small animal.He touched Bai Ze's head casually, Bai Ze took a step back and turned his eyes upwards only to find that a single horn had grown on his head, and touched it with his hands only to find that there was an extra tail behind him, he couldn't help feeling frustrated, like this , When and what month can I go out?
"You are very good." Lingguan You Yi praised, "I see it every day, it is very difficult for anyone to break my magic rope."
"What rope?...Oh, those vines." Bai Ze was not afraid to pinch.But keep his feet away from that person, he intuitively felt that this person had no good intentions.
"Are you working so hard just to get out? To meet your master?"
Seeing his deep eyes, looking like he was going to eat people, Bai Ze couldn't help but cringe a little, but in a moment he emboldened himself, "What's the matter, no, don't you hear it every day?"
The two words that Bai Ze utters most every day are big spoon and master.
"He's so lucky," You Yiling smiled, "But I really want you to stay with me. Do you think I'm so lonely?"
"I don't." Bai Ze's stubborn temper also came up, "You are alone, and Big Spoon is still at home alone. Besides, do I know you very well?"
You Yi Lingguan flicked the flames to make him burn more vigorously, then watched the flames rise up little by little, and sighed quietly, "Give me a reason? A reason to leave here?"
Bai Ze shrank like a little mouse, with his tail tightly clamped, only the horns of his head sticking out, "What's the reason, I want to see the big spoon."
"Why are you going? You recognize him as the master, right?"
"Where did it come from? The master is the master." Bai Ze was a little embarrassed, and this person was weird, so he didn't want to tell this person more about the big spoon.
"What's your relationship? Is he worth what you pay for him?"
"We are in a master-servant relationship, let me know if it's worth it or not."
"You don't know." You Yi Lingguan said with certainty, "In fact, you are in love with him, and you have to be with him regardless of life and death, regardless of reincarnation. You have thought that you will live forever, watching your master age a little bit , white-haired, unable to walk, and then lying in bed and never waking up?"
"I... I don't know. If he dies, I will guard his tomb and look for his next reincarnation."
"Hush—" the man put his finger on his lips and hissed, "People in this life are definitely not people in the next life, do you still love him?"
"Then I will die with him, live and sleep together, die in the same acupuncture point, and it will be considered consummation."
"Tsk tsk." The Lingguan shook his head, "Are you willing to give up your cultivation, watch him marry a wife and have children, and stand silently by the side, willing to be a maid?"
"What maidservant? I'm a man, do men know?" Bai Ze realized that he couldn't communicate with this man. I don't know how many years ago the stubborn old man, with a young face, was too much to be called "servant maid". , hum.
But Da Shaozi can’t be with him if he wants to marry a wife and have children. I can’t be a "little three". He remembered watching TV with Xiao Hei when he was bored. To be crazy is to be disfigured, which is a horrible sight.
Bai Ze can't bear it anymore when he thinks about it. This is absolutely impossible. He is a majestic beast with a big spoon because he has a higher status. Well, he hasn't been distracted for a long time. Bai Ze thought that the big spoon was doing laundry and cooking at home, and he is back. Serving him tea and water, beating his back and so on, but why do these scenes become more and more awkward?When Bai Ze thinks about it, he should change the positions of himself and the big spoon. Thinking about it again, it seems to be quite visual.
You Yi Lingguan still stared at him, "It seems that you have figured it out, tell me again, do you still want to go?"
"Of course I'm leaving, so you promised to let me go?" Bai Ze was so happy when he thought about it, God knows he has been in there for several years, it always feels like ten years.
"Okay, then I will fulfill you." The lord Lingguan got up and walked straight to Bai Ze. Bai Ze was so frightened that he backed away, almost retreating to the edge of the deep pool. Lingguan You Yi smiled mysteriously, stretched out his hand, and slapped it Then he pushed Bai Ze into the pond.
Bai Ze was caught off guard and was almost drowned by the water. Fortunately, he was still alive and floated up again. As soon as he came out of the water, he immediately yelled, "Damn it, what kind of mountain god are you? If you want to kill this beast, it's too bad." Far……"
"Sneak in from here, and you will see a door in the west direction. Push it open and you can go out." The Lord Lingguan ignored him after finishing speaking, and walked towards his own mountain. Bai Ze wanted to ask a few more questions , I saw his figure flashed, his eyes blinked, and he had already turned into a mountain god.
Bai Ze knew that when he was a statue of a mountain god, he couldn't speak, otherwise he wouldn't have been grinding vines by himself for such a long time, and he was still nagging. There will be no such messy questioning just now.
What I love him, I live and die with him, Emma, how embarrassing to say it.
Goo-dong, goo-dong...
Just as Bai Ze was thinking about it, he gradually sank. He thought of the words of the spiritual officer, and slowly began to dive, finally finding the gate.
Holding his breath, he pulled it with his hand, and it was pulled away like this.When I opened the door, what the hell, why are there so many people standing outside?That person was very preoccupied, and he was stunned when he came out. The white man in the front pulled him out of the door, and then he was hugged tightly.
Bai Ze only felt that his stomach was squeezed, and it was Teng Snake who separated the two of them, "Do you want to die? Do you want to die? Pay attention to your stomach."
Only then did Bai Ze realize that Bai Zhen's belly was already quite big, so he quickly stepped aside and looked at everyone.In addition to Teng Snake and his wife, Qilin is also there, and they have gathered the four great beasts.And the old four gods and beasts were also gathered together, Suzaku took the lead and stood aside, seeing Bai Ze looking over, he yelled at him charmingly, "Silly brother." The guys also came, and Tao Yao was crying excitedly, behind him were all the ghosts he knew, and all the people crowded in front of the door.
"Everyone, let's go, thank you all for coming to the rescue this time."
"Lord Bai Ze, this is what we should do." The little monsters answered in unison, and Bai Ze bowed deeply to them, and said with a choked voice, "Thank you for your kindness."
The Lingguan who had turned into a mountain god statue on the other side of the door cursed, "Stinky boy, I let you go, and you didn't even say thank you."
Bai Ze thanked everyone, and everyone looked at this cute boy with tears in their eyes, their dearest beast.They exploded when they received Master Teng She's message at the first time. Master Bai Ze was imprisoned in Youyi Mountain, and they must rescue him.
Everyone responded one after another, all the ghosts and spirits united, Teng Snake wiped off his sweat, there are not many soldiers, are you all going to fight in groups?
With the help of Suzaku and the others, things went much smoother. They arrived at the last door smoothly, but they couldn't open it no matter what.
After waiting for a long time, Bai Ze came out by himself.
When everyone was about to surround Bai Ze and walk back, Bai Ze paused. He motioned for everyone to stop, then he lay down on the gate and shouted from the opposite side, "Thank you, Lord Lingguan, I decided to He is not allowed to marry a wife and have children, I will give birth to him myself."
Everyone vaguely heard the shaking of the mountain inside, as if it was human laughter, and hurriedly urged Lord Bai Ze to leave. "Then Lord Lingguan, take care and see you later."
On the way back, no one else cared what Bai Ze shouted, only Bai Zhen approached mysteriously, "What are you talking about to have a child, who are you going to give birth to? That mortal?"
Bai Ze glared at her, "You should take good care of your baby."
At this time, Qilin, who had been silent all this time, took another look at Bai Ze. He didn't know that his master no longer remembered him, and the person who erased his master's memory was himself who he kept calling Little Qiqi. Should I tell him?
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