Chapter 12 12 This is not peeping!
Chapter 12 12 This is not peeping!
No matter how unhappy Fang Shaoci was, he still rolled down the car window and said hello, "Senior Xun, why are you here?"
Bai Ze also became curious, pulled his neckline and looked out, only to see a slender but handsome boy lying on the car window, his face full of joy, "I knew it, I knew you must be there Here, fate brought us together."
Fang Shaoci's forehead began to show black lines, "What's the matter with you? Senior."
"Come... come..." He gradually blushed, and finally turned his back simply, "Can I come and see you?"
Fang Shaoci began to grind his teeth. He simply didn't know what to do with a character like Xun Wenwei, especially since he had such an elegant name. .But, but... why is this person so motherly?He walks with twists and turns, especially those super long legs. If he hadn't been in love for several years, Fang Shaoci would have suspected that he was gay.Hey, no, it's strange that I haven't talked about it for several years, and it's not right, I haven't talked about it for so many years, I don't know where that person of mine is?
Fang Shaoci lost his mind when he thought about it, but he didn't realize that the senior with the wrong name was looking at him. The junior is really good-looking and handsome.Xiao Baize felt that the person in front of him had inappropriate thoughts about Fang Shaoci, and immediately felt disgusted, and he cried out.
Fang Shaoci was brought back to his senses by Bai Ze's stern cry, "Senior, if there is nothing else, I'll go back first, I have something urgent."
"I...I..." Senior Xun Wenwei, who couldn't speak well, could only wave his hands helplessly, "Then see you next time." Seeing that the car saw the neighborhood and no one could be seen anymore, he sighed sadly , "Fate made me fall in love with you, but you didn't fall in love with me. I came from thousands of miles just to find my happiness. Brother, next time I must confess to you." Then he walked alone After going out, "Luoye Xiaoxiao, let me turn into Luohong and protect you, okay?" How about this as a confession?It's too bad, the junior must not look down on him, think about the experience just now, "Oh, today's performance is really bad, just like in school, no progress at all, so embarrassing."
And Fang Shaoci, who was about to walk to the elevator, was carrying big bags and small bags, and Xiaobai Tuanzi had nowhere to rest and was placed on his shoulders.Bai Ze pressed one paw on his collar, with a dignified and righteous look, "My lord is talking to you, are you still listening?"
"I tell you to stay away from that schoolboy. If you look at that man, he is not a good person. He is dressed like a flower peacock, soliciting everywhere. If he is in the sky, he will definitely be punished by the empress."
"By the way, are you listening?"
Young Master Fang naturally didn't know what it was talking about, "Don't worry, I'll let you play with these toys later, I won't touch any of them."
Bai Ze was frustrated, "Who wants to play with that silly toy, let me tell you the business?"
"I don't want to play. Don't tear the carpet if I don't want to play. How can I see it in several places today? Did you scratch it with your claws?"
"No, my lord swears to God." The little guy immediately raised his left paw, still thinking in his heart, could it be that I broke it when I pushed the flower pot?
"Why are you holding your paw up?" Fang Shaoci naturally couldn't catch it with the pile of things in his hand, he saw it standing there dumbfounded, no longer howling, but holding a small paw to greet someone like.
Naturally, Little Baize couldn't answer him. Its owner sighed slightly, "You said that other people's pets are so smart and can do arithmetic, why are you so stupid?"
The majesty of the beast was once again provoked, and it felt very annoyed, "Arithmetic is nothing, I know astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, proficient in all kinds of languages, good at writing books, painting, etc., etc., I am not boasting Myself, there is no one in this world who can surpass me." But after boasting himself, Xiao Xiao added, "I don't know a lot of things in your world right now, so I have to learn slowly, I'll open that brain tomorrow, I heard that you can learn things very quickly after the meeting.”
It is rare for Bai Ze to be determined to be a studious child. He finally remembered his responsibility and wanted to give the masterpiece he wrote to those in power, Ming Jun, but the one who is in power now is not necessarily a wise man, right?This matter still needs to be considered in the long term.
The little white dumpling didn't eat any meat for dinner that night. It watched helplessly as the spoon ate pieces of meat into its mouth, and chewed vigorously while eating, "This meat is really delicious. My craftsmanship is awesome. This There's nothing better in the world than this."
"I will make BALABALA next time..."
Listening to him counting the delicacies, Little Baize’s mouth drools (ˉ﹃ˉ), but the fact is that it can only stare blankly at the milk in its own small basin, Nima is milk, and the meat does not make people Eat, the snacks I bought are also for people to eat, I can’t make it through this day, I want to flip the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
But my lord doesn't seem to have enough strength, why is your table so heavy, it hurts the feelings of the beast too much.
The abused beast was in a bad mood, and it didn't resist when it was bathed, and the spoon beside it was still nagging, "You, it's been a few days since you were allowed to take a bath, it's so dirty." But it still took He took out its special towel, wiped his paws and hair clean, and took out the tools he bought to clean his mouth. Bai Ze dodged and felt embarrassed, but was grabbed back, "Be honest, let me tell you, no I told you to eat meat because your teeth haven’t grown well yet, and small animals can’t eat too much salt. I will strictly follow the doctor’s instructions, and you will be good, and you will have food in the future.”
Bai Ze was slapping the water with his short paws, and he was very uncooperative, dodging left and right, "Not good, not good, I will not be good."
After washing the little things and throwing them back on the bed, Fang Shaoci found clothes by himself to take a bath.Xiao Baize's eyes never left his body, watching him take out a pair of clean underwear from the drawer, watching him fetch the towel, watching him take off his upper body, revealing his beautiful and firm skin, Little Baize covered his face in embarrassment, and then secretly observed between his fingers. Fang Shaoci noticed its small movements, "Why do other small animals wash their faces with one paw, and you use two, and I didn't wash your face just now?" Have you turned your face?"
He casually put the clothes he took off on the bed, and went into the bathroom. After a while, he remembered the sound of splashing water.
The little thoughts in Bai Ze's heart came alive again, Erliang meat, Erliang meat, I want to see, I want to see.
It immediately took a step on its calf, hopped to the edge of the bed like a little rabbit, then slid down the bed post, and almost fell on its back.After finally stabilizing my figure, woo woo woo, my poor pink and tender claws are a bit worn out.It thought that in order to see the spoon's fruit body, it really sacrificed a lot.Spoon, you have to make it up to me.
When it strolled triumphantly and happily to the door of the bathroom, it stopped.
Are you saying voyeurism is immoral?Do you think I should knock on the door first?What, he can't hear you when you knock?It's his business if he can't hear it. I knocked to show that I am a polite beast.Explain that this is not voyeurism, repeat, this is not voyeurism.
So Xiao Baize pretended to be knocking on the door, and his little paw knocked on the door.Hey, it found something wrong.The whole baituanzi was pushed against the door, but the bathroom door remained untouched.
Hey, if you don’t bring something like this, why do you have to close the door when you are alone at home? It’s really unscientific.
Bai Ze, who failed in peeping, is lost again. My animal life is doomed to have no hope.Does this keep people alive?
Looking up at such a high bed, I can't climb up, it's so sad.Can't roll happily on the bed, can't play happily with the soft fur, Rensen, it's a tragedy.
After sighing again, Bai Ze decided to give it a try, maybe it could go up.The clever Bai Ze immediately drew up three sets of plans, and immediately tried them one by one.
Option [-]: Climb up the bed post just now.
This method tests the strength of the claws. It is really difficult to climb on it without falling off, and to move your body up bit by bit.
But Bai Ze believed that he had the willpower, so he spat on his paws and threw himself on the pillar in one go.Very good, it's already in the middle of the pillar, just move it up a little bit, and it's done.
But because it climbed too tightly, it couldn't move hard at all. Just as its little paw left the pillar, it just heard a slap and fell to the ground.
Option one, rush to the street.
The persevering Lord Beast decided to adopt the second method, to fight in a roundabout way.
Option [-]: Gradually approach through some short furniture, and then jump on it.
Bai Ze glanced at it. The bedside table was a good choice, but the bedside table was as high as the bed, so it still couldn't be mounted.There is only one other small bench, and it is not enough to build a ladder.It experimented a bit, standing on the small bench and jumping towards the bed, the straight-line distance has to be one meter, it's so cheating, stop playing.
Option two, rush to the street.
There is only the last one left, and Bai Ze is gearing up, eager to try.The last method is the most test of its jumping ability. Although it has failed before, it still decided to give it a try. The victory or defeat depends on one action, and no one came to cheer me on.
Option [-]: Use explosive force to bounce yourself up beside the bed and project it onto the bed.
To put it bluntly, I have to transform into an elastic rabbit again, and it is the kind that needs to succeed.
It erected its front paws, and secretly exerted force on its hind legs. Boom, it felt that it bounced higher this time than every time, but it was a little bit worse. It saw the shirt that the spoon took off.
Just when it was about to exert its strength again, it suddenly thought, no, I can play well on the carpet, but what to play?
Looking up at the shirt, ouch, since the spoon was taken off and thrown on the bed, does that mean it was for me to play with? It must be like this. A shirt with a spoon smell is beautiful.
Inspired by this kind of motivation, plan three was considered completed. With a successful jump, the whole shirt was hooked off by the little paw, ho ho ho ho, I am really amazing.
The happy Bai Ze naturally couldn't foresee the scene after Fang Shaoci came out, but he was still very intoxicated at this moment, and there was a little sweat on his shirt, but more of it was the smell of Fang Shaoci himself , as on his neck.Bai Ze added.
My teeth itch when I smell it, the spoon said I want to grind my teeth, the meaning of grinding my teeth is to find something to rub on my teeth, then I will rub on this shirt, um, this is love, don’t you love me so much. ~( ̄▽ ̄~)
When Fang Shaoci came out wiping his hair with steam, what he saw was a little white dumpling nibbling on a piece of clothing, hey, why does this look so familiar?This isn't the one I just took off, Xiaobai, you've done it again. (#‵′)
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