The beast in the world

Chapter 1 01 The Divine Beast Comes Down to Earth!

Bai Ze opened his eyes and turned over, not knowing where he was.Every bone in his body hurts like hell, he thought, I must be falling apart.Fuck, you stinky snake, dead snake, I didn't treat you as a good buddy, but you, you threw me down without even saying a word.Thinking that I am a majestic Kunlun beast, I was thrown upside down and thrown into the mortal world. Telling this matter really shames the gods and beasts.Damn, if you lose their face, you will lose my face. Where will my face go?

He is shaking his hair, his face is a fart, he has always been proud of his strength and wisdom, now he is healed, his mana has been abolished, and he has been expelled to the mortal world. At this moment, he really wants to cry to the sky, God, this It's really none of my business, Nima, I'm also a victim, okay?

God: Hehe.

Oh your sister!

Bai Ze got up again and shook his hair. This snow-white hair is his unique pride. Anyone in the nine heavens who has seen his snow-white and shiny hair from afar will not be honored, "Master Bai Ze", my hair is me Your identity, heh heh, it's useless for everyone to envy you, no one told you that you are all bald.

Master Bai Ze still doesn't know how many immortals and beasts secretly hate his teeth, "I really want to use Master Bai's skin to make chair cushions, it must be so comfortable." At least his good friend Teng Snake said so if.

Lord Bai Ze is shaking his proud hair, hey, wait a minute, why is my hair getting shorter.Hey, wait a minute, why are my legs getting shorter?Ma Dan, what the hell is going on?Am I growing backwards?

God: Congratulations, you got it right.

He looked down at his body, no, he didn't see his body, what he saw was mud.Going down further, I saw my own hair.This hair, which is so thin that it can't even reach the nail cover, is my hair, my hair?I was messed up in the wind.

When the messy one finally accepted that its shiny long hair had become a vellus, it kicked its legs again, and it became messy again in the wind.Fuck me, this small body, these four short legs are less than a foot, he wondered if he just came out of the mother's womb and was born again, otherwise it would be impossible for him to be less than a foot, God , you are too kind to me.

God: You're welcome.

Lord Divine Beast's self-esteem was severely hit, thinking that I was still majestic and huge yesterday, and by the way laughed at Teng Snake's slender snake body, and now it is Jiang Zi, how can I survive, bastard.However, Master Bai Ze wisely concealed the follow-up, the fact is that Teng Snake glanced at him, and stopped Bai Ze's mouth with one sentence: I have a Bai Ze wife, do you have one?

The God Beast, who has had enough of self-pity, dragged his body that was about to fall apart, no, it should be a mass of bones moving forward, and his belief was to find a small stream, and he wanted to see with his own eyes what kind of dignity he had become. .

Here is a forest of mountains, and I don’t know what age the mortal world is now. When the gods and beasts fought, he still had time to take a look at the mortal world, tsk, life like Mao drinking blood, this word is not good, how can Mao How to use it, pass it.

In short, life in the mortal world was very difficult at that time, and then the rumbling sky broke out. I don't know how many years of fighting, and Lord Bai Ze was demoted when the matter was over.Is life still like this in the mortal world now? If so, let me die.

The branches and leaves on the ground were all withered, and a large piece of head was blown onto Bai Ze's body. He was pawing on the ground, and the small ball of white hair was not blown away by the evil wind (Bai Ze's original words), but what kind of muddy branches were blown everywhere , His face hurts and his hair hurts from shaving.

He covered his face with his two small paws in front. Nima was in such a miserable situation. She rolled off the throne of the beast and was bullied by Teng Snake Qilin and the others. Now even Yaofeng dares to bully me. Are you just giving in like this ?No, how can you give in!The world kisses me bitterly, and I want to sing in return.Isn't that what we want?Make a fist, oh, can't hold it.Keep your head up and chest out, Bai Ze, you are very good.Even if you don't have a majestic figure and shiny hair, I'm still proud of you. YOoooooo, let's go, beast!

After the self-consolation ended, a certain spirit was shaken, dragging the limping little body along the wet trace, humming, "I am a small stream, never stop..."

The stupid and cute one didn't realize that someone was already watching him, no, not a person.Because of the evil wind and mud, his pure white vellus can no longer be called a clump, but has successfully advanced to a clump.

A certain invertebrate is coiled on a thick branch, sticking out its head, and moving with a pile of shit-yellow or shit-white thing underneath, but this little thing moves too slowly, it's uncomfortable to coil, blah It fell down with a bang.Well, the self-deceiving snake admitted that it didn't fall out of coils, but fainted from hunger.

Bai Ze moved forward dragging his stumped body, suddenly a big lump fell from behind, he turned around, and immediately ate a mouthful of dust.Phew, what is this?

A certain snake, dizzy from hunger, did not forget to demonstrate, and vomited weakly.Yo, Bai Ze is happy, he picked up a big snake.

Because he was too excited and forgot how big it was and how small it was, he rubbed against the top of the big snake's head with his short legs.

"Hey, brother, what should I call you?" Bai Ze, who was sitting on someone's head, asked.

Big snakes don't bird him.

"No, Teng She and I are brothers, and you are his descendant, so you are also my descendant. Let's call it a great-grandson. Well, the seniority seems wrong. Forget it, let's call it that." Didn't Bai Ze, who is speaking in Japanese, realize that the big snake is about to die?Venus is already on the head, hey, is it really the elders who are bouncing on it?

"Ah, great-grandson, what's the matter with you, you haven't told me where this is, you can't die."

The big snake was already on the verge of dying and collapsing. Hearing Bai Ze's words, he spit out a little blood, so it passed out successfully.

Lord Bai Ze dragged his stumped leg down from the big snake's head again, muttering, "It's not fun at all." He continued to sing songs and marched towards the stream.

After hearing the gurgling sound of the small stream, Bai Ze was about to burst into tears, Madan, I have never thought the sound of water is so beautiful, come on Kuaiai, let's go play in the water together.What is sad is that there is such a huge mountain, and no one responds except for a big snake that fainted.

He ran to the water's edge sadly and excitedly, but someone forgot that the flowing water couldn't see his face clearly.He barely saw his handsome and stalwart figure, fascinated thousands of girls (this is impossible).

It was actually a lump of poop, the face was completely invisible, and the short hair was all dirty and tangled.How can this kind of thing be tolerated, he is the most elegant beast in Jiutian.Even if I fall to this stage, I am the most noble and glamorous existence, and my image is unbreakable for thousands of years.So a decisive one quickly jumped into the stream, and truly realized the great wish of "I am a small stream, never stop".

It's a good idea, and it's okay to love cleanliness. If you think about your own conditions, that would be great.It's a pity that he didn't, so he had to fall into the sea like a piece of duckweed, like a boat floating on the river, like a dead pig being washed down the mountain.

A certain dog who has played enough surfing games is hooked, and the main reason is his hair.One is too small and light in weight, and the other is that the fur floats on the water.Bai Ze said that he still knows these common sense knowledge, and whoever says he throws his brains to the sky will be in a hurry with whom.The worst impact of this incident was that Bai Ze had several nightmares later, dreaming that a flying snake with blood on its face came to him, holding someone's brain to him, "Ah Bai, why are you using your brain again?" Put it in the sky, and you still want me to send it?" Then she scolded him delicately.Saying it was a nightmare was not because of the previous part, but because of the last sentence, every time Bai Ze's tender skin would get goosebumps.

He washed himself in vain, and after successfully turning into a ball, he was in a good mood, and climbed up from the water thumping.Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, how should I live the next day?I am not even as good as a cat without mana. I don’t know when the sky will rehabilitate us, so that I don’t have to stay in the mortal world.Brother Teng Snake, I am optimistic about you.

A certain friend who sent hope to a good friend forgot that Teng Snake is a strict wife. Moo, he is too busy to spend time with his wife, sir, you can ask for more blessings.

Bai Ze, whose neck was sore, retracted sadly, ready to find a clean foothold. He couldn't expose his tender fur to the outside. How many people might covet it?Ah, speaking of which, I have to mention the benefits of Bai Ze. That’s right, the majestic beasts are definitely not good except for their beautiful fur. Isn't it because of the endless blessings of immortality, then all Tang monk flesh has to stand aside, and it can't be ranked up, is there any reason!

The little thing staggered to find a nest, anyway, he thought he didn't need to eat, so he could find a place to sleep.At this time, the little belly made a very shameless "gudong".Ma Dan, I am a beast, is such an arrangement really manly?

Touch the belly with the front paws, the fur here is the softest, but unfortunately it is flattened, so sad.Looks like I'll have to find something to eat, and it would be a tragedy if I starve to death like my great-grandson did.After returning to the throne, people asked you how you came back, and you said you were starved to death, so no one would recognize you the next day.

Hey, the troubles of the beasts, how can you understand the stupid mortals.Master Shen Beast, who was caught in the thinking of life, was caught by the hair on his back and grabbed him, and his four short legs kicked around to no avail.The visitor grabbed the back hair with his hands and hung the little thing in the air. After a while, he said in a melodious and magnetic voice, "Hey, what is this? I thought it was a lump."

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