That narcissus flower is perfect

Chapter 9

"Come on, drink some water, don't get excited." Yu Yue casually took a disposable paper cup from under the coffee table, and quickly changed his topic so that he wouldn't say anything unpleasant.

He was about to pour water for the administrator, but the narcissus jumped out of the water tank, hugged the mouth of the bottle with both hands, hung on the bottle, and muttered: "No, mine!"

Yu Yue smiled embarrassingly, and winked at Narcissus: "Be obedient."

Narcissus doesn't like his tricks, he has a clear mind, there is only one bottle of such soft water left, and every sip will be less. With Yu Yue's stingy personality, he will definitely not buy it for him in the future, and he must save it. No one can move!

Narcissus refused to let go, and Yu Yue didn't dare to do anything to him in front of the administrator, so he could only go to the kitchen to carry a hot water bottle.

The administrator picked up the pen, and tapped the cap on Narcissus' forehead: "Pay attention to your image, be careful that he doesn't want you."

"Hmph, he didn't dare." Narcissus pushed the bottle and hid behind the water tank, looking at the administrator through the double-layer glass, "Why did you come here suddenly?"

"Who told you to run away from home?" The administrator said with a straight face, "Be clear, what's going on?"

As soon as Yu Yue came out, he heard the administrator's question, and suddenly felt guilty. He put the paper cup on the coffee table, quickly took the narcissus back into the water tank, poured the whole bottle of water into the tank very generously, and followed Sitting on a chair like a wronged little daughter-in-law, she frequently winks at Narcissus—if Narcissus sues him, the administrator will definitely seize the opportunity to extort money from him.

Narcissus shrunk her body into a ball and rolled happily in the tank, then poked her head out and said falsely, "I miss you, I want to go home and see you."

"Really?"

Yu Yue hid behind the administrator and nodded vigorously.

Narcissus curled her lips and nodded heavily.

In fact, after he jumped from the balcony, his whole body hurt from the fall, and before he could take a few steps, he collapsed on the ground from exhaustion, and was swept into the trash can by the cleaners in the community. Meal leftovers and egg shells are an insult.

This humiliation must never be told to the administrator—not only will he not blame Yu Yue for his unfavorable supervision, but he will laugh at himself hahahaha!

The administrator suddenly turned his head and looked behind him, Yu Yue froze immediately, scratching his hair casually with one hand, but his heart was beating fast, afraid of being caught by this person - he didn't want to learn the rumors The legal department of the flower shop is amazing.

"As a person with a partner, what you should think about is Yu Yue, not me, remember?" the administrator taught seriously.

Narcissus nodded.

The administrator just let him go, dipped in his saliva, and opened the folder: "This time, the main purpose of my visit is to inspect the living environment of Narcissus, and let you know about the human form of flowers and plants when they mature."

The unremarkable cover was opened, and there were photos one by one inside. The photos probably occupied the upper half of the page, and below were some detailed data records.

The first photo is of a handsome guy with brown hair and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. Behind the lens is a sharp gaze. Thin lips are tightly pressed on his taut cheeks. She stuck it on her body obediently, with the word "abstinence" written all over her body.

Yu Yue's eyes widened suddenly, and his mouth almost reached his earlobe.

The administrator said: "How is it?"

Yu Yue excitedly said, "You're so fucking handsome."

It's just that this face is a little familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere.

The administrator smiled slightly, took out a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on his ears: "Thank you for the compliment."

Yu Yue: "!"

Narcissus struggled to the edge of the water tank, saw the person in the photo clearly, snorted disdainfully, and shrank back into the water resentfully: "I have no vision."

The salivating expression on Yu Yue's face was cracked, looking at the person with the glasses on, he still couldn't believe it: "How is it possible?"

The gold-rimmed glasses are exactly the same as in the photo, but the hairstyle, clothes, and aura are all wrong.

He stared at the information under the photo, and the name column said "Color Pepper".

Yu Yue was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and hurriedly moved his butt back: "Are you not human?"

"What's the matter?" the administrator bared his teeth, "Aren't you a human too?"

Yu Yue: "..."

This news was so disillusioning that it took Yu Yue several seconds to digest it. No wonder the administrator told Aunt Zhou that he had a boyfriend. If he was a "vegetative", it would be normal to have a boyfriend.

Although the administrator sometimes talks about it, but if he doesn't say it himself, who can tell that he is not a human being?

From this point of view, after Narcissus becomes a human being, he will definitely be able to hide from everyone's eyes and live with him like an ordinary person.

"Don't be obsessed with me, carry on."

The administrator turned the file to the next page, and this time he didn't stay long, just asked Yu Yue to take a rough look at the photos, so as to prove to him that the plants grew well after becoming humans, with good looks and figures, and a little Give him a hint, the genitals are also very powerful.

Yu Yue couldn't bear to blink his eyes, and every time he turned a page in the document, he slapped his thigh. Only the sound of slapping was heard in the living room, which showed how excited he was until the document turned to the last page, and the name The column says "Narcissus", but the photo column is blank.

"Why are there no photos?" Yu Yue grabbed the folder and searched back and forth twice, but couldn't find any photos of Narcissus.

The administrator put the glasses back into his pocket and explained: "Narcissus is the latest variety introduced in the flower shop. There has been no such case before. What he will look like depends on how you raise him. So, don't abuse him. You know, maintaining a happy mood is the only way for plants to become beautiful and bigger."

The administrator smiled meaningfully, and Yu Yue instantly got his intentions, nodded clearly, and asked again: "Are you sure that Narcissus will be as handsome as those people before when he becomes a human?"

"can."

"Have eight-pack abs?"

"necessary."

"!" Yu Yue was overjoyed, and quickly hugged the water tank into his arms. It seems that he picked up a treasure for nine dollars. It must be taken care of, and the sex for the rest of his life depends on him.When Narcissus becomes a handsome man, he will drag people out for a walk every day, envious of others, and see who dares to introduce him to a middle-aged stallion who is bald, has a baby and cheats on marriage!

After successfully limping Yu Yue, the administrator got up and walked around his house:

"It's too dark here, it affects your mood, change to a transparent glass."

"The air conditioner in the bedroom is too loud, which prevents Narcissus from resting normally."

"The refrigerator is empty, immediately replenish the soft spring water, don't be thirsty for him."

While checking the residence, the administrator recorded the indoor situation in a small notebook: "Have you written the growth record?"

Yu Yue secretly praised himself for his foresight, and brought the instruction manual over to the administrator for inspection.

"Well, not bad." The administrator returned the manual to him, and closed the notebook: "Today's visit ends here, and I will check again next month. I hope that all the facilities can be replenished in place to provide a good growth for the narcissus." The environment. He looks good, but you are the one who will taste the sweetness in the end."

Yu Yue smiled tacitly, sent the person away politely, looked at the messy room, and sighed in his heart, it really is time for a change of environment, it's okay for him to be sloppy, he can't suffer from anything, this cute little thing .

The dozens of photos just now completely shocked Yu Yue's heart that had been alone for 24 years. When he was lying on the bed, his heart was still beating wildly, almost jumping out of his throat.

Leaning on the head of the bed, Yu Yue opened the X cat to check the order records, and asked, "How do you say these plants grow, all of them are so handsome, they are fatal."

There was no reply.

Yu Yue turned his head, and saw the narcissus, its leaves and garlic head stuffed in the water, only spit out bubbles occasionally, and turned a deaf ear to his question.

"Little ancestor?" Yu Yue hurriedly found the record of buying baby water, placed the order again, then threw the phone aside, held the water tank in his arms and shook it, "Why don't you talk?"

Narcissus silently rolled his eyes in a way that only he could understand, and still ignored Yu Yue.

Ever since Yu Yue frantically slapped his thighs in front of those photos just now, his eyes almost turned to the sky, and his face sank.It's a pity that Yu Yue couldn't understand these subtle changes in expression at all, and his whole mind was already filled with those handsome guys.

Narcissus thought angrily, it's too late to coax me now!

Make you drool at other people, you're worthless!

Can those crooked melons and dates be better than his beauty?

"Did you add too much water?" Yu Yue was a little worried, and wanted to get out of bed to get the measuring cup, but the narcissus came out directly from the bottom of the water, and two leaves clung to the edge of the water tank, jumping directly onto the quilt.

The wet water stains immediately wet the quilt cover, Yu Yue reached out to grab him, but Narcissus hopped away from his hand.

Narcissus struggled to hold the corner of the quilt with two leaves, and pulled it back vigorously, making strenuous groaning sounds from its mouth.

"You want to lift the quilt?" Yu Yue belatedly lifted the quilt, seeing Narcissus jumping onto his lap, and stretching out a leaf to touch the belt of his pajama pants, he was shocked, "What do you want? ?”

Narcissus ignored his nonsense and stuck to the belt wholeheartedly. Yu Yue stopped him awkwardly, his face flushed a little: "You are still young, you can't do this." Most importantly, you are still a plant!

He can accept plants turning into humans, but he doesn't have the guts to directly cross species for a ooxx!

A small mouth appeared on the garlic head: "Take off your pants."

Yu Yue: "!"

Under Narcissus' strong request and stubborn insistence, Yu Yue half ashamed and half embarrassed took off his pajama pants and threw them on the floor, and said, "Come on, what do you want to do?"